Mick Holmes asked the Naked Scientists:
When walking my dog along the canal, why does he always dump in the middle of the path when there's 12ft of rough grass either side.
What do you think?
- Mick Holmes - 19th Dec 08
Using Occam's razor - the pavement doesn't tickle its bottom when it squats
- DoctorBeaver - 19th Dec 08
I guess it's because dogs don't have the same social cues as humans, and don't consider it to be anti-social to poo on the path.
Also, why do so many owners watch their dogs whilst they are having a poo? (The dogs are having the poo, not the owners.)
- dentstudent - 19th Dec 08
Have you noticed that dogs' bums turn inside-out when they dump?
- DoctorBeaver - 19th Dec 08
Nope.
- dentstudent - 19th Dec 08
Are you saying you poo on the grass???
(FOG)
- Don_1 - 19th Dec 08
Not something I have ever had the notion to study.
- Don_1 - 19th Dec 08
Are you saying you poo on the grass???
(FOG)
If you were out walking and you had to go, would you poo on the path? (FOG forehand return)
- dentstudent - 19th Dec 08
...though sometimes it feels as though mine does too.
- dentstudent - 19th Dec 08
Are you saying you poo on the grass???
(FOG)
If you were out walking and you had to go, would you poo on the path? (FOG forehand return)
Might be safer than pooing on somebodies well manicured lawn....
"Oi!, stop crapping on my lawn"
(FOG Backhander)
- Don_1 - 19th Dec 08
...though sometimes it feels as though mine does too.
Far too much information!!!
- Don_1 - 19th Dec 08
That sounds like partial rectal prolapse...
http://health.yahoo.com/digestive-overview/rectal-prolapse-topic-overview/healthwise--hw181293.html
http://www.petplace.com/dogs/rectal-prolapse-in-dogs/page1.aspx
- RD - 19th Dec 08
Another thread that's degenerated
- DoctorBeaver - 19th Dec 08
Yes, and who dragged it into the gutter???
FOG
- Don_1 - 19th Dec 08
They tend to end on some common denominator. And they don't come much more common than us!
- dentstudent - 19th Dec 08
Yes, and who dragged it into the gutter???
FOG
??? What's the FOG card being played for? Because the pavement doesn't squat?
- dentstudent - 19th Dec 08
Yes, and who dragged it into the gutter???
I was answering the question!
- DoctorBeaver - 19th Dec 08
I've never seen a razor with a bottom, let alone a pavement tickle it!
- Don_1 - 19th Dec 08
It's ironic that if you apply Occam's razor to razors, you'd lose at least 2 blades. Isn't there a "4-blader" on the market now?
- dentstudent - 19th Dec 08
...they don't come much more common than we! (FOG)
- blakestyger - 19th Dec 08
I think there's a 6 blade razor now by Gillette, but I can't wait for this one!!! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wYyxK2vGyVw&feature=related
- Don_1 - 19th Dec 08
Don - that's excellent
- DoctorBeaver - 19th Dec 08
Could it be the length of your leash?
- nicephotog - 28th Dec 08
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