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Title: Sexual Attraction to Planets
Post by: MDriver1981 on 20/02/2009 07:17:04: What would a person be if he is sexually attracted to planets, such as Neptune. That person looks at pictures of Neptune and masturbates to them?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 20/02/2009 07:19:32: Why is it a he?
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Post by: MDriver1981 on 20/02/2009 07:23:03: Guys are more into weird stuff, sexually.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 20/02/2009 07:25:09: I don't think you should have started this thread here.
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Post by: MDriver1981 on 20/02/2009 07:30:05: I regret nothing.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 20/02/2009 07:34:14: Ah well, nothing that I can do about it. [:)]
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Post by: Don_1 on 20/02/2009 08:16:53: Quote from: MDriver1981 on 20/02/2009 07:17:04
What would a person be if he is sexually attracted to planets, such as Neptune. That person looks at pictures of Neptune and masturbates to them?

I think the clinical term for such a person is 'nutty as a fruit cake'.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 20/02/2009 08:18:16: Quote from: MDriver1981 on 20/02/2009 07:17:04
What would a person be if he is sexually attracted to planets, such as Neptune. That person looks at pictures of Neptune and masturbates to them?
I tried Google and there was nothing so I assume that there is no such thing.
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Post by: dentstudent on 20/02/2009 08:27:15: Maybe he's an Asstronomer
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 20/02/2009 08:29:20: And he is really into Uranus
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Post by: dentstudent on 20/02/2009 08:32:16: Quote from: Chemistry4me on 20/02/2009 08:29:20
And he is really into Uranus

Someone had to say it....[;)]
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 20/02/2009 08:36:30: (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-confused013.gif&hash=396386a856152a890252526964cc44dd)
(http://www.freesmileys.org)
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Post by: Don_1 on 20/02/2009 09:27:53: Yep, if it wasn't Uranus, it would have been mooning! (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fmooners%2F1.gif&hash=03ac5b26c07b82fad37855bf6577b56d)
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Post by: Madidus_Scientia on 20/02/2009 11:53:20: Do you imagine youself having sex with it? Isn't it a bit big? How exactly do you have sex with a planet?
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Post by: Don_1 on 20/02/2009 14:02:38: Quote from: Madidus_Scientia on 20/02/2009 11:53:20
Do you imagine youself having sex with it? Isn't it a bit big? How exactly do you have sex with a planet?

For the benfit of all interested, I shall conduct an experiment over the weekend.

Now, where's those rockets that were left over from Guy Fawkes night?

Ah! Here they are! Now I'll just strap them to my body.................

What does this say? 'Light blue touchpaper and retire immediately' Hmmm, retire, not a bad idea.

So, light blue touchpaper............ OK, done.

Now, retire. A quick email to my clients should do the trick.

Dear Client,

It is with regret that I have to inform you that, with immediate effect, it is my intention to retiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Ftransform%2F9.gif&hash=2cec18f949ba0f0c24ce384d120ac6ba)
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Post by: RD on 20/02/2009 15:08:28: Quote from: Don_1 on 20/02/2009 08:16:53
Quote from: MDriver1981 on 20/02/2009 07:17:04
What would a person be if he is sexually attracted to planets

I think the clinical term for such a person is 'nutty as a fruit cake'.

It would be paraphillia (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/paraphillia), except if it was Venus (Williams).
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Post by: Make it Lady on 20/02/2009 17:13:19: I wouldn't have sex with a planet you might get asteroids.
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Post by: yor_on on 20/02/2009 17:15:19: Does the moon Wiggle, or does it just squirm at us?
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Post by: RD on 20/02/2009 18:22:50: Quote from: yor_on on 20/02/2009 17:15:19
...moon Wiggle...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libration
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Post by: yor_on on 20/02/2009 18:56:57: Thanks RD for recognizing the seriousness of this question.
This site is one of the most deep thinking, full quality, sites I've ever had the pleasure to read.
It brings back faith in humankind.

So it wiggles then?
As Mdriver thought, there's a reason for all things under the sun...
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...we got the taste of the different balls just right...
http://www.marsplanets.co.uk/about/default.aspx
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Post by: neilep on 20/02/2009 19:46:23: As a firm believer in empirical study I have undertaken to eat some of the "Planets" above whilst listening to Holst (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Planets) and touching the World !!

Safety belts are fastened !!

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Post by: RD on 20/02/2009 21:38:39: Quote from: neilep on 20/02/2009 19:46:23
As a firm believer in empirical study I have undertaken to eat some of the "Planets" above whilst listening to Holst (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Planets) and touching the World !!

Safety belts are fastened !!

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Are you expecting this astronomical combination to produce a coronal mass ejection (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronal_mass_ejection) ? [:)]
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Post by: neilep on 20/02/2009 22:12:21: . [;D] [;D]

Nice RD..

well, I'm expecting a "release" of something....and I suspect it will be a release of my wits from my cranial cavity as I can't keep my hand on Europe for too long !!
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Post by: MDriver1981 on 20/02/2009 22:36:06: No no no. I mean, what if a person looks at a picture or a video of a planet (or looks at it through a telescope) , such as Neptune, and masturbates?

WHAT IF A PERSON IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ASTRONOMICAL OBJECTS!?!?!?!?!
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 20/02/2009 22:38:08: Why don't you try it, I won't tell anybody [;)]

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Quote from: MDriver1981 on 20/02/2009 22:36:06
WHAT IF A PERSON IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ASTRONOMICAL OBJECTS!?!?!?!?!
What if they are? Who cares?
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Post by: RD on 20/02/2009 23:21:50: Quote from: MDriver1981 on 20/02/2009 22:36:06
No no no. I mean, what if a person looks at a picture or a video of a planet (or looks at it through a telescope) , such as Neptune, and masturbates?

WHAT IF A PERSON IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ASTRONOMICAL OBJECTS !?!?!?!?!

Objectophilia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objectum_sexual) is a form of paraphilia where particular inanimate objects produce sexual arousal, a.k.a fetishism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_fetishism).
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Post by: neilep on 20/02/2009 23:31:02: Quote from: MDriver1981 on 20/02/2009 22:36:06
No no no. I mean, what if a person looks at a picture or a video of a planet (or looks at it through a telescope) , such as Neptune, and masturbates?

WHAT IF A PERSON IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ASTRONOMICAL OBJECTS!?!?!?!?!

I suppose if ewe ahd an anal thing about it then ewe would be an ARSEstronomer......and if ewe enjoyed some form of colonic irrigation then ewe could be an ARSEstronenemma !!
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Post by: Madidus_Scientia on 20/02/2009 23:55:26: Astrophilia? I think you're the only one
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Post by: RD on 21/02/2009 00:51:13: Surely Joviphilia...

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the Jovian planets include Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune. Like Jupiter, these planets are gas giants.
http://wind.cc.whecn.edu/~marquard/astronomy/jovian.htm

Psst wanna buy some bootleg copies of "The Sky at Night (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sky_at_Night)" ? [:)]
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Post by: Make it Lady on 21/02/2009 00:59:20: I think they might be attracted to my stomach as that is a gas giant.
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Post by: MDriver1981 on 21/02/2009 02:14:11: This month's "Sky and Telescope" magazine has a centerfold of Jupiter exposing it's deep layer of metallic hydrogen. Mmmmmmmm, I spent too much time in the bathroom, my roommate kept knocking on the door. I hate it when people do that.
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Post by: neilep on 21/02/2009 02:17:39: Quote from: MDriver1981 on 21/02/2009 02:14:11
This month's "Sky and Telescope" magazine has a centerfold of Jupiter exposing it's deep layer of metallic hydrogen. Mmmmmmmm, I spent too much time in the bathroom, my roommate keep knocking on the door. I hate it when people do that.

Ewe are a norty boy !...leave those planets alone !! [;)]
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Post by: RD on 21/02/2009 19:41:53: The nearest recognised 'philla I can find to "Joviphilia" is globophilia (balloons)...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Gothamelia/Sandbox

A planet viewed though a telescope does look a bit like a balloon, (or something similar [:)] ) ...

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Post by: Make it Lady on 21/02/2009 21:10:46: I think it is also the rubber in the balloon that provides the turn on so perhaps not the same. This is what I've heard anyway...ooops it deflated again.