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General Discussion & Feedback => Just Chat! => Topic started by: rosalind dna on 27/08/2008 00:05:13
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Has Anyone seen our Doctor Beaver lately or has he been on TNS when I had
my internet connections problems over the past 3 weeks.
I hope he's ok.
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He is on vacation in Marrakech - possibly. I do know that he is on sabbatical to "get away from it all." Time of return uncertain. He is just fine, though tired.
I suspect Marrakesh may be where Beavers with doctoral degrees go for sabbatical.
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Hmmmpth !
ewe wouldn't catch me leaving without letting everyone know !!
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Hee hee!
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Hmmmpth !
ewe wouldn't catch me leaving without letting everyone know !!
You are a considerate sheepy!
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That's exotic for a Doctor BEaver, Marrakech if I'm right then I think it's in Morocco. Although my geography is crap.
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Are ewe sure it's not Margate ?
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Hmmmpth !
ewe wouldn't catch me leaving without letting everyone know !!
He did let everyone know. He let the most important person on the site know and relied on this human bastion of efficiency to notify the plebeian masses that he was away. What is the big deal?
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Hmmmpth !
ewe wouldn't catch me leaving without letting everyone know !!
He did let everyone know. He let the most important person on the site know and relied on this human bastion of efficiency to notify the plebeian masses that he was away. What is the big deal?
As a reprobate miscreantal member of the Proletariate I expected to be informed too !
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When a beaver wants to come or go,
He will never let his playmates know,
He would never tell a little lamb,
If he was to go to some other damn.
I'm sure he has found a better lodge,
To rest his paws and to forum dodge.
I hope he will return with vigour
And his little nose will twitch and quiver.
His music will be much improved
And his teeth will be no longer grooved,
I hope his tunes will be big hits
And if they are I'll show him my gratitude!
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show him you big what?
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show him you big what?
Is this an anagram?
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I think he was reading between the lines of my poem.
Sheepy, what do you think of my poem? I'm also fond of a bit of verse.
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I like the universe - and it is just as well, it is all we've got.
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I think he was reading between the lines of my poem.
Sheepy, what do you think of my poem? I'm also fond of a bit of verse.
I'm impressed indeed ,
Only smiles and not terse
By the talent ewe show
When conducting your verse
Great timing astute,
With depth and aplomb
You're a verse writing beaut
You've evoked this Withdrawn
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Oh no! I hate withdrawal, so unsatisfying.
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Oh no! I hate withdrawal, so unsatisfying.
*le sigh*
Clearly the human world is filled with ideals and rules I just fail to grasp !
Ho hum !!.......oh well.....I'll get back to studding a few ewes and throwing clumps of grass at Moo Moo the cow in the next field. That pleases the flock.
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Oh no! I hate withdrawal, so unsatisfying.
*le sigh*
Clearly the human world is filled with ideals and rules I just fail to grasp !
Ho hum !!.......oh well.....I'll get back to studding a few ewes and throwing clumps of grass at Moo Moo the cow in the next field. That pleases the flock.
LOL LOL LOL
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Oh no! I hate withdrawal, so unsatisfying.
*le sigh*
Clearly the human world is filled with ideals and rules I just fail to grasp !
Ho hum !!.......oh well.....I'll get back to studding a few ewes and throwing clumps of grass at Moo Moo the cow in the next field. That pleases the flock.
You know Moo Moo? When I was young my brothers name was Mary, Mary Moo cow and his best friend was Moo Moo. They were both members of the young Farmers club which explains it all really.
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Come back Beaver, Moaning isn't the same without you.
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Come back Beaver, Moaning isn't the same without you.
yeah...come back ewe old git !!....no one brings a hop and a smile with such verbosity and mental discernment than ewe !! ewe sagacious dam builder !
I tell ewe what..I 'll do ya a deal .....I'll leave....ewe come back !!
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...and where's the other old fart too !! ?
Probably being amused by his own reflection !!...keeps them happy for ages y'know !!
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I think t'other one is working very hard on business type things in order to earn money...WHY!
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I think t'other one is working very hard on business type things in order to earn money...WHY!
Money ?.....surely he still has some teeth left to put under the pillow !!...for heavens sake...even if not, he could put his dentures there and get a group rate !!
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My Dad (age 82) had all his teeth taken out for his 21st birthday. The toothfairy had a hernia bringing all those sixpences.
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My Dad (age 82) had all his teeth taken out for his 21st birthday. The toothfairy had a hernia bringing all those sixpences.
That was a lot of money in them days !!
If he'd invested it all back then, he'd be Bill gates today and could afford to buy the tooth fairy a back brace !!
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Funnily enough my Dad is called Bill but sadly not Gates!
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Funnily enough my Dad is called Bill but sadly not Gates!
Bill Board ? (it's nearly a gate !)
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I think t'other one is working very hard on business type things in order to earn money...WHY!
Money ?.....surely he still has some teeth left to put under the pillow !!...for heavens sake...even if not, he could put his dentures there and get a group rate !!
A group rate.... LOL...LOL...Jimminy Christmas Neily! LOL Your making me choke laughing!! LOL
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I think t'other one is working very hard on business type things in order to earn money...WHY!
Money ?.....surely he still has some teeth left to put under the pillow !!...for heavens sake...even if not, he could put his dentures there and get a group rate !!
A group rate.... LOL...LOL...Jimmminy Christmas Neily! LOL Your making choke laughing!! LOL
Breathe in through the nose and slowly out through the mouth !!
try and relax !! *giggles*
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Who the hell is Jimmy Christmas. I don't think it is JimBob. I can't imagine much would make him go HOHOHO! Apart from.......never mind.
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LOL.. Neily You should do stand up comedy ... you are so fast on your toes and quick witted!.. I love it! LOL LOL..I would buy front row tickets!
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Who the hell is Jimmy Christmas. I don't think it is JimBob. I can't imagine much would make him go HOHOHO! Apart from.......never mind.
maybe that's why he's trying to make money !!....they can luff him long time !!
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Who the hell is Jimmy Christmas. I don't think it is JimBob. I can't imagine much would make him go HOHOHO! Apart from.......never mind.
I always thought it came from Jimminy Cricket!?
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No Cricket is far to British to be a Jimminy
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Who the hell is Jimmy Christmas. I don't think it is JimBob. I can't imagine much would make him go HOHOHO! Apart from.......never mind.
maybe that's why he's trying to make money !!....they can luff him long time !!
As Boris said after earning lots of money..Ping Pong is coming home.
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OH YEAH.. Who knows then.. I always thought it was! Wait.. I mean Cricket as in the insect not the game.. an old cartoon movie character!
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He was Pinnocios conscience...I know...just joshin'
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Who the hell is Jimmy Christmas. I don't think it is JimBob. I can't imagine much would make him go HOHOHO! Apart from.......never mind.
Would you - just for me?
[;D] [;D] [;D]
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LOL....Your such a shameless fellow...LOL!
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It's seems like ages since I saw beaver!
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It's seems like ages since I saw beaver!
Awwww, I'm sorry.
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It's seems like ages since I saw beaver!
Gripe, gripe, gripe. That's all you do. Why don't you just beat it?
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I am suffering from a repetative strain injury at the moment!
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I am suffering from a repetative strain injury at the moment!
How rude !!...put that thing away !!
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Why, because his jaw muscles are sprained?
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Why, because his jaw muscles are sprained?
Are ewe syaing that Paul needs this ?(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.vidahost.com%2Fcontrib%2Ftweetz%2Fky.gif&hash=9397df0023e34ae860288046fc725e73) to do this (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.vidahost.com%2Fotn%2Ffunny%2Fsmileysex5.gif&hash=82c0835dd4a23c4b37b779ba0d9e2114)
when I am sure he'd prefer these !! (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.vidahost.com%2Fcontrib%2Ftweetz%2Fboobs.gif&hash=d7a0f394f86e842f0d0b6011aa73a459)
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Where is Dr Beaver and I hope that he is well?
Come back ASAP Doc Beaver
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Why, because his jaw muscles are sprained?
Are ewe syaing that Paul needs this ?(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.vidahost.com%2Fcontrib%2Ftweetz%2Fky.gif&hash=9397df0023e34ae860288046fc725e73) to do this (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.vidahost.com%2Fotn%2Ffunny%2Fsmileysex5.gif&hash=82c0835dd4a23c4b37b779ba0d9e2114)
when I am sure he'd prefer these !! (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.vidahost.com%2Fcontrib%2Ftweetz%2Fboobs.gif&hash=d7a0f394f86e842f0d0b6011aa73a459)
Oh My God! He is writing in hieroglyphics now.
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Paul, I feel so sorry that you haven't seen Beaver for so long. I hope the Beaver famine is lifted soon. Don't resort to a dust buster!!!
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I join in Make it Lady's wishes for the beaver famine to end for you. I'm sure you're getting tired of dating Handgilina Jolie and Palmela Handerson.
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Mother fist and her five young daughters.
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Haha No i havne't ( too the title i missed it somehow?) but haha i'm so glad i havne't ha
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Beavers back. Apparently he has been stuck in the Hadron collider and has had a black hole inside him. I think he will be posting soon but beware, he has been turned inside out!!!!!
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I'M HERE!
Unfortunately your favourite rodent has been poorly, spending the past 3 weeks incarcerated care of the National Health Service.
I had originally intended, as JimBob stated, to take a short sabattical. However, my plans went awry as a result of my left lung throwing up its hands in disgust at the abuse I have heaped upon it over the years.
My internment ended on Monday and although I am not yet back to full fettle, I am well enough to keep you shabby lot in your place!
[:P]
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Welcome home and I am glad you are getting better.. Nice to see you Eth!
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Thank you, Karen.
I hope all is well with you. [:)]
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See, the Beaver famine is over!
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Thank you, Karen.
I hope all is well with you. [:)]
Your welcome...Glad your back!
I am as well as I can be.. so thats good! Thanks!
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Glad you're back! I missed you a little bit. [;)]
Best wishes for a complete and speedy recovery!
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Oh for f**ks sake, he's not back is he ?
cripes !!..it didn't censor the word '**** ' !!
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sorted !!
***** !!
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Whoops!
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See, the Beaver famine is over!
Good - WHEN DO WE FEAST ON BEAVER????????
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See, the Beaver famine is over!
Good - WHEN DO WE FEAST ON BEAVER????????
I'm still well enough to slap you about, you old fart!
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Oh for f**ks sake, he's not back is he ?
Bloody charming! [:(!]
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Thank you, Carolyn. At least someone on this forum has some decorum! I didn't expect it to be a redneck though LOL
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See, the Beaver famine is over!
Hurray!...Oh, him.
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See, the Beaver famine is over!
Hurray!...Oh, him.
hmmmm
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Doc Welcome back I have missed you also I've had to be offline
for personal reasons. I am okish
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Doc Welcome back I have missed you also I've had to be offline
for personal reasons. I am okish
I'm glad you are OK but don't call me ish.
Eat fish both of you, it has amazing powers to make you better. Also chicken soup made by a Jewish mother.
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Doc Welcome back I have missed you also I've had to be offline
for personal reasons. I am okish
I'm glad you are OK but don't call me ish.
Eat fish both of you, it has amazing powers to make you better. Also chicken soup made by a Jewish mother.
I do eats loads of fish but I watched/listened to the stuff about the fascinating LHC yesterday so I had a late night there.
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Doc Welcome back I have missed you also I've had to be offline
for personal reasons. I am okish
I'm glad you are OK but don't call me ish.
Eat fish both of you, it has amazing powers to make you better. Also chicken soup made by a Jewish mother.
I'm having haddock for dinner this evening
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I thuoght you'd be on about "eating Beaver" MIL(F). What's wrong with you?
As for the beastie itself, I'm underwhelmed by the being well enough to slap me about. I would have thought he would have hit me with his Designer handbag.
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The kitten-licking idiot probably forgot how to walk.
Only kidding, I'm sure he's fine. I've declared a no anthropophormic beaver hunting law over where he lives.
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Does that mean we can't hit him over the head with sheets of formica? Shame, I like doing that.
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Formica? Is that horrible stuff still made?
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What's Formica?
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Hasn't that boy heard of Wiki?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formica_(plastic)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formica_(plastic)
That is a stub article, in other words it does not exist
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Glad you are back, Doc.
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THank you, Allen
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THank you, Allen
Doc how are you now? better I hope as Rosalind's thinking of her
favourite beaver lol
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Rosalind - I'm feeling better each day, thank you.
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Rosalind - I'm feeling better each day, thank you.
Doc that's good news and you'll get there/better ASAP I hope.
Take care
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Rosalind - I will undoubtedly get there, but I have yet to discover where "there" is! [:D]
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Rosalind - I will undoubtedly get there, but I have yet to discover where "there" is! [:D]
It's right ' there ' !
I am beside myself in unisonical wishes that the Beave is feeling better soon and that when he gets ' there ' he will know that that is where there ' is !!........wherever that is, is !!
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Rosalind - I will undoubtedly get there, but I have yet to discover where "there" is! [:D]
It's right ' there ' !
I am beside myself in unisonical wishes that the Beave is feeling better soon and that when he gets ' there ' he will know that that is where there ' is !!........wherever that is, is !!
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fclueless%2F1.gif&hash=ba6e884e2ac18d739c0e89967c82862b)
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Rosalind - I will undoubtedly get there, but I have yet to discover where "there" is! [:D]
It's right ' there ' !
I am beside myself in unisonical wishes that the Beave is feeling better soon and that when he gets ' there ' he will know that that is where there ' is !!........wherever that is, is !!
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fclueless%2F1.gif&hash=ba6e884e2ac18d739c0e89967c82862b)
Clearly, I'm not all there myself ! [::)]
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Rosalind - I will undoubtedly get there, but I have yet to discover where "there" is! [:D]
It's right ' there ' !
I am beside myself in unisonical wishes that the Beave is feeling better soon and that when he gets ' there ' he will know that that is where there ' is !!........wherever that is, is !!
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fclueless%2F1.gif&hash=ba6e884e2ac18d739c0e89967c82862b)
Clearly, I'm not all there myself ! [::)]
Not all where?
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Rosalind - I will undoubtedly get there, but I have yet to discover where "there" is! [:D]
It's right ' there ' !
I am beside myself in unisonical wishes that the Beave is feeling better soon and that when he gets ' there ' he will know that that is where there ' is !!........wherever that is, is !!
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fclueless%2F1.gif&hash=ba6e884e2ac18d739c0e89967c82862b)
Clearly, I'm not all there myself ! [::)]
Not all where?
I have no idea !..I don't even know where I am !(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.vidahost.com%2Fcontrib%2Fdvv%2Ftardmaker.gif&hash=a03a7591f55a596e048f8c89de7d2f0d)
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LOL LOL
I do like that confused smiley pic a lot. It is so like Rosalind
at times. [:)]
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Rosalind - I will undoubtedly get there, but I have yet to discover where "there" is! [:D]
It's right ' there ' !
I am beside myself in unisonical wishes that the Beave is feeling better soon and that when he gets ' there ' he will know that that is where there ' is !!........wherever that is, is !!
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fclueless%2F1.gif&hash=ba6e884e2ac18d739c0e89967c82862b)
Clearly, I'm not all there myself ! [::)]
Yes, clearly. [;)]
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Rosalind - I will undoubtedly get there, but I have yet to discover where "there" is! [:D]
It's right ' there ' !
I am beside myself in unisonical wishes that the Beave is feeling better soon and that when he gets ' there ' he will know that that is where there ' is !!........wherever that is, is !!
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fclueless%2F1.gif&hash=ba6e884e2ac18d739c0e89967c82862b)
Clearly, I'm not all there myself ! [::)]
Yes, clearly. [;)]
Clearly? Dang, it is just confusion! Or is it? .......
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Hasn't that boy heard of Wiki?
I'm already at the site with all the answers, besides I'm lazy.
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Rosalind - I will undoubtedly get there, but I have yet to discover where "there" is! [:D]
It's right ' there ' !
I am beside myself in unisonical wishes that the Beave is feeling better soon and that when he gets ' there ' he will know that that is where there ' is !!........wherever that is, is !!
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fclueless%2F1.gif&hash=ba6e884e2ac18d739c0e89967c82862b)
Clearly, I'm not all there myself ! [::)]
Not all where?
I have no idea !..I don't even know where I am !(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.vidahost.com%2Fcontrib%2Fdvv%2Ftardmaker.gif&hash=a03a7591f55a596e048f8c89de7d2f0d)
Who are you? (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fclueless%2F4.gif&hash=f00440ed063dab2715b1fead07d25a78)
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LOL.. and where are you!
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Where is who?
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Life is so confusing isn't it?
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Some how these two managed to get together in the same place... LOL!
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi17.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb73%2Fkarenw44%2F00141.jpg&hash=33e2a1b27d74e030358a4e2d5335edcb)
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How quaint
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Yes, you'll rarely find a lion and a leopard in the same vicinity , especially in such close proximity to Toxicodendron radicans which can cause a nasty rash of urushiol-induced contact dermatiti to their not so furry bellys !
Ewe must give me he address of this wax museum so that I can complain and thereby have them shutdown !
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NOOOOOOOOO! I loved the place... wait till I post some of the ghoulish piccy's!... LOL
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Ah! Ghouls! (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fviolent014.gif&hash=1b3f8b24d820632a0e9d85d54efa20bd) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Take this! (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fviolent027.gif&hash=6a92d4b62b1dcf5899bbd2f4c8cb024a) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Turret defenses up!(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fviolent024.gif&hash=8a42e96a440e99c087e43bc4d7001618) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Yes I am having way to much fun with that site. Sound the retreat! (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fstargate022.gif&hash=7dc541304c6d2b9e4ad77ffefc3d1082) (http://www.freesmileys.org)