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Father Ted has to be 1 of the funniest series ever to appear on British television. I feel sorry for Americans if they never got to see it.
I thought it might be nice to collect a few of our favourite Father Ted moments here so we can look at them and have a little chuckle. I'll start.
Father Ted: He gets a kind of waxy build up in his ears.
Father Dougal: Yeah, but it's good though, in a way, cos we never run short of candles.
Father Ted: Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!
Father Ted: What was it he used to say about the needy? He had a term for them...
Father Dougal: A shower of bas**rds.
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Father Jack Compilation (including Toilet Duck)
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHVzkUK41yI
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I like the Holy Swearing video, but I'd best no post a link as it's not exactly child-friendly!
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Mrs Doyle (offering Jack a cup of tea): And what would you say to a cup?
Father Jack: FEK OFF CUP!
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Ted and fellow priests getting lost in the lingerie dept - priceless!
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The Holy souvenirs including the selotape dispenser that said, "You have just used 2cms of selotape, god bless you."
Fred really likes the rabbits in Father Jack's bedroom.
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Mrs Doyle having a fist fight with a friend over who will pay for the tea.
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13/08/2008 00:16:08 »
Why not just the whole series?
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What about Mrs Doyle and her friends at the football... "YOU'RE SH1TE! YOU'RE SH1TE"
Classic!
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....And Dougal guarding the corner flag!
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Quote from: Make it Lady on 13/08/2008 11:57:44
....And Dougal guarding the corner flag!
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14/08/2008 00:31:02 »
Can I start a Police Squad thread?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i8PZFQz-qmo
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NO!
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Gawd... that told him! [
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go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on..........
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FEK OFF!
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come on, me lad, ye can doo better 'n 'at
NO! FEK OFF!
DRINK!
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14/08/2008 17:58:36 »
That would be an ecumenical matter.
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No it wouldn't. That would be JamBib hollering again.
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Yes, anyone want to take me for a walk?
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