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Ohhhhhh NOooooooooooo hes got fleas .......or Sheepy icthing powder.......sheep jock itch!!!!! Lol...LolRun Ben............... Run...........!!!!!!!!! Hee Hee hee... Whoops.. watch out Rosalind hee hee.. I am not decent!!!
Sheepy, when I was young and had ear ache my mum would let me lay my head on her bussom. The heat from her breasts would sooth the ear pain. So little bah lamb, come over here love and rest your head. No going brrrr-brrrr-brrrr though just the ear soothing nothing else.
Quote from: Karen W. on 22/04/2008 18:40:49Ohhhhhh NOooooooooooo hes got fleas .......or Sheepy icthing powder.......sheep jock itch!!!!! Lol...LolRun Ben............... Run...........!!!!!!!!! Hee Hee hee... Whoops.. watch out Rosalind hee hee.. I am not decent!!!I hope he heeds your warning Karen !...though, I suspect he'll still be tiptoeing in itchyville !!...*bbrrrwwahhh hhhaaaa haaaa * evil sheepy baaaas *........of course you're decent !! []
Quote from: Make it Lady on 22/04/2008 19:34:55Sheepy, when I was young and had ear ache my mum would let me lay my head on her bussom. The heat from her breasts would sooth the ear pain. So little bah lamb, come over here love and rest your head. No going brrrr-brrrr-brrrr though just the ear soothing nothing else. How can I refuse ?.......and in turn ewe can your rest your head on my furry tummy and hear my sheepy purr !! []
Quote from: Nobody's Confidant on 22/04/2008 17:40:01Just to play Devil's Advocate, I give you NO SYMPATHY!! Hahahahaha! *Flicks the wounded ear.*Beware of your underwear for the next few days....ewe may get itchy !!
Just to play Devil's Advocate, I give you NO SYMPATHY!! Hahahahaha! *Flicks the wounded ear.*
Awwwww, poor sheepie! You have my most sincere sympathies! Gosh, you deserve some special treatment! Come on over and I'll have some fresh squeezed FLORIDA (we're famous for our oranges ya know) orange juice and plenty of ice! Since you're always wearing those confining high heels, I've arranged for a special masseuse to come over and massage all 4 of your feet while I scratch your back.Just for the record, I would've given sympathy without the promise of good luck and winning the lottery, though I do appreciate it. Our lottery is up to 32 million so thanks!I feel just terrible that it's taken me so long to dish out sympathy for you but I have a good excuse. I spent 6 hours driving to and from my dentist and a whopping 9 hours in his office for a total of 15 hours of dental hell! My mouth hurts and I have a headache so I think I need a little sympathy too. [:-'(]
I can't be bothered with sympathy, have some apathy.Just kidding, I wish you a speedy recovery and all the attention from nurses that you want.
Quote from: neilep on 22/04/2008 19:41:45Quote from: Make it Lady on 22/04/2008 19:34:55Sheepy, when I was young and had ear ache my mum would let me lay my head on her bussom. The heat from her breasts would sooth the ear pain. So little bah lamb, come over here love and rest your head. No going brrrr-brrrr-brrrr though just the ear soothing nothing else. How can I refuse ?.......and in turn ewe can your rest your head on my furry tummy and hear my sheepy purr !! []Do sheep purr!?
*checks sympathy store again*they've restocked!!!I went and bought twenty, Just for you two! []
Quote from: science_guy on 23/04/2008 06:06:49*checks sympathy store again*they've restocked!!!I went and bought twenty, Just for you two! []Awww..this is wonderful.As a reward....I predict that in your lifetime something nice will happen !!....and when it does...you'll think back to how right it was to offer a sheep some sympathy
*Looks for smiley of woman tickling man rolling around on the floor laughing.*