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General Discussion & Feedback => Just Chat! => Topic started by: Machinemaker on 28/01/2009 22:23:09
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Dear Naked Science Forum
As your such a talented and diverse bunch i wanted to try a little experiment coming up with the plans for an imaginary machine.
Here's how its going to work:
for example
I will say the machine will be 17 miles wide
and then somebody will possibly reply by saying the machine will be made of gold
and then somebody else will reply and so on and so forth
its a bit like a game of word association
So anybody who wants to take part just reply to this massage
don't hold back on imaginative ideas, it can be scientific or just the first thing that comes into your head
Many thanks in advance hopefully there will be some interesting results
I will Start:
The Machine will be 17 miles wide
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It will have 68 wheels
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It will have a hydraulic arm.
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It will be 27 miles high/tall.
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Red & black
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Is anyone going to try to draw this when it's finished? [:D]
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I'll try my best [;D]
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It will be made from crayons.
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It will have 17000 rocket launchers, 34 nuclear power plants, and 13 rockets.
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Welcome to the forum machineman!
6un idea!
It will house 7000 couples each in charge of a certain operations of the machine....etc....
it will also be solar and wind powered....
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It will have wings 21 miles wide...each.
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Now you're being silly [:D]
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It will have at least 4 cupholders
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... and a Jelly Pocket.
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It will be able to be amphibian like..... and water worthy!
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With a butterfly net
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The microwave ovens will play the first couple of bars of Beethoven's ode to joy rather than going "ping!" when they have finished cooking stuff.
There will be a small sticker on it saying "Intel inside"- though this may not actually be true.
It will contain a substance known to the state of California to cause cancer.
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Fred would like it to have a big gun that is on fire and a seat permanently reserved for Stalin(his hero.)
I would like all the food blenders on board to have no lids. I would also like the captain to be extremely handsome, so much so that women faint when they see him. The machine should also wear a skirt.
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It will create an unlimited supply of ice-cream.
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It will create an unlimited supply of ice-cream.
It will continually give us just the correct supply of endorphins to keep us happy and functionally very sharp.
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It will have a working transporter!
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It will be able to teleport to anywhere in the universe.
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I get to go after the first 10 successful teleports with no problems!
This machine will be able to have 4 robotic operated Levels for which Vegetables plants etc are grown and harvested to feed and provide herbs for cooking and medicinal purposes etc...for the machines 7000 people!
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It will run on four type AA batteries (Batteries included)
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They must be rechargeable!
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It will need a red light on top - for aircraft.
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Some kind of Headlights for fog darkness etc.. better yet radar and super heat vision stuff like infra red sensors etc..
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It should look as though it's upside-down when it's actually the right way up, but not visa-versa. It's elbows should look like zeppelins.
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It must have a humping post.......just for fun and practice.
Plus it must have a horn that plays La Cucaracha
There must be a shrine floor.
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I thought it was already wind and solar powered!
It contains a foyer with a gin and tonic fountain.
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It must have a humping post.......just for fun and practice.
Plus it must have a horn that plays La Cucaracha
There must be a shrine floor.
Will a nice shiny pole do for pole dancing too! LOL
I like the music already! YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
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It must have a full service massage and hot tub saunas on one floor..
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It can be shrinked so that it fits into your pockets.
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It will have a pink bow tie.
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Parking warning alarm in case a woman drives it
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.....or my husband!
The gin and tonic fountain will have a beaver lodge at one end.
The onboard hospital will only have sexy doctors and nurses. It also has a instant weight loss chamber so you can pig out and never get fat.
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It also has a instant weight loss chamber so you can pig out and never get fat.
A vomitorium (vomitory)?
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It also has a instant weight loss chamber so you can pig out and never get fat.
A vomitorium (vomitory)?
Your Latin is correct ...
So we need air fresheners, a machine to convert the "effluvium" back into food, and - oh... FEATHERS!! Yes. Feathers - for to tickle the back of one's throat. (The wording is intentionally archaic in nature.)
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It will have a pink bow tie.
Why does the machine have to be gay? Is this part of the world view that says everything must be included? If so then -
It should have only one leg.
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The one leg is very hairy and has those sock suspenders on it (and socks of course.) I'd like John cleeses leg if possible.
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Parking warning alarm in case a woman drives it
And a built in GPS because a man won't ask for directions! LOL..
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It can do back flips.
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cool!
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It will have a pink bow tie.
Why does the machine have to be gay? Is this part of the world view that says everything must be included? If so then -
It should have only one leg.
Have we discussed the gender of the machine already?
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It will have a pink bow tie.
Why does the machine have to be gay? Is this part of the world view that says everything must be included? If so then -
It should have only one leg.
And be a blind lesbian
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The one leg is very hairy and has those sock suspenders on it (and socks of course.) I'd like John cleeses leg if possible.
I think he's probably still using it atm.
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The one leg is very hairy and has those sock suspenders on it (and socks of course.) I'd like John cleeses leg if possible.
I think he's probably still using it atm.
I've heard he sits down a lot.
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It has a dish rack on the top so that when if moves along it air dries the washing up. It also has one of those wirly gig washing drier sticking out at the back like a tail.
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It has an energy saving lightbulb on its head that lights up when the captain has an idea.
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An Acme patent steamhammer for splatting Roadrunner [:D]
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The one leg is very hairy and has those sock suspenders on it (and socks of course.) I'd like John cleeses leg if possible.
I think he's probably still using it atm.
I've heard he sits down a lot.
Quite possibly, and indeed, I also spend a lot of time sitting down, but nevertheless, I still rely upon both legs to get me between the different places where I sit and I have no reason to suspect that Mr. Cleese does otherwise.
Hmm... Mr. Cleese, are you lurking out there, and could you give us a definitive answer?
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I spend most of my time legless so I wouldn't notice!
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I spend most of my time legless so I wouldn't notice!
Well, in that case, the sock suspenders aren't a problem, and of course, neither are the socks, but how hairy are your unused legs? Perhaps you might want to donate one of them to fulfill your own design goal?
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Must have back up lights that really work good!
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BluRay player
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With Blue Movies, sorry, Blu Movies.
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The machine is currently both there and not there, until some does something about it.
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It'll be undectectable on radar.
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It should be able make Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.
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It should have 45 golf courses.
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And a swimming pool.
By the way, where has Machinemaker gone? [???]
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He got scared away by what we're posting!
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In that case the machine should have a thread-starter-finder [:D]
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A bust of machine maker should be made and glued onto the front of the machine with contact adhesive. It should also have a man in a boiler suit glued to the back as a glue tester.
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It can build machine babies so there'll be hundreds of them!
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
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This machine will roam all over the world and throughout space collecting information on atmosphere changes and life on other planets etc etc...
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There will also be air purification systems set up and depressurization chambers and the machine should run on water or air depending on the planets atmosphere!
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It'll be like the Matrix, with a computer generated world! [:o]
And wear glasses, like Morpeus.
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It will collect snow globes.
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It will collect snow globes.
COOL.. But That means I must Hide my collection.. I love snow globes!
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It should have an automatic cherry picker.
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That would be convenient! Have to have something to snatch away the snow globes!
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It should have brass knobs on.
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Large chimes to keep time..
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It should have an automatic cherry picker.
Good, I love cherries.
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Sounds like my aunt
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Ah, not you Lady, the 'machine'...
But she had a wooden eye too, brightly painted in renaissance style.
Lots of Doves and plump angels.
Yes, her eyes were rather large.
But interesting.
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The machine shall produce its own oxygen while in space..
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Where did machine maker go. This has been such a good thread. Me thinks he was a one trick pony.
Karen, I think the machine should have a horse deck for riding.
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and a nice padded arena for me to get thrown into....when the hosre has had enough of me!!! lol.....and I mean Marshmellow soft!!!!