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Title: The things I think of!
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/06/2008 22:32:05: I'm watching a program about dark matter. Some sciencey-type bloke was talking about the formation of planets. He said "...then you get bigger lumps".

"Bigger lumps" made me laugh. I thought of large elephants - BIGGERLUMPS! [:D]
Title: The things I think of!
Post by: LeeE on 27/06/2008 00:30:32: Ah - yes - Heftylumps [;D]
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 27/06/2008 07:46:00: Quote from: LeeE on 27/06/2008 00:30:32
Ah - yes - Heftylumps [;D]

Indeed; but biggerlumps are heftier [:D]

Methinks this thread has the potential to get very silly
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Post by: LeeE on 27/06/2008 15:00:59: Heh - just goes to show - I always thought that 'heftylumps' was the proper name for heftier biggerlumps.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 27/06/2008 20:33:27: No no no... biggerlumps are bigger heftylumps. I was told by the famous elephant witchdoctor Mumbo Jumbo.
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Post by: LeeE on 28/06/2008 22:14:09: You knew an elephant who was a witchdoctor? Does he only accept trunk calls whenever someone phones him to make an appointment?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/06/2008 22:39:49: With ears that big, who needs a phone?
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Post by: JimBob on 28/06/2008 23:50:35: This is really VERY strange thinking. I normally think of naked womem in my free time.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 29/06/2008 08:09:52: Quote from: JimBob on 28/06/2008 23:50:35
This is really VERY strange thinking. I normally think of naked womem in my free time.

Why not combine the 2? Email on the way, Jimmy.
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Post by: Karen W. on 29/06/2008 08:47:01: I always thought bigger lumps and heftier lumps referred to naked women!!! [;D]
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 29/06/2008 09:18:47: Quote from: Karen W. on 29/06/2008 08:47:01
I always thought bigger lumps and heftier lumps referred to naked women!!! [;D]

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Paul & Jimmy know why I'm sniggering
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Post by: Make it Lady on 29/06/2008 15:27:11: Why have elephants got big ears?
Because Noddy didn't pay the ransom!

Any chance of me seeing the biggerlumps?
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Post by: paul.fr on 29/06/2008 21:55:43: Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 29/06/2008 09:18:47
Quote from: Karen W. on 29/06/2008 08:47:01
I always thought bigger lumps and heftier lumps referred to naked women!!! [;D]

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Paul & Jimmy know why I'm sniggering

What! I am supposed to know what's going on, fat chance of that...unless you are talking about that photo you sent me? you know, the one with those kittens run over by an articulated lorry.
Title: The things I think of!
Post by: Make it Lady on 29/06/2008 21:58:57: If we are talking heftylump, shouldn't that be puppies getting run over?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 29/06/2008 22:01:49: Quote from: Make it Lady on 29/06/2008 21:58:57
If we are talking heftylump, shouldn't that be puppies getting run over?

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Post by: Make it Lady on 29/06/2008 23:08:48: What? I meant boobies not actual puppies.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 29/06/2008 23:14:27: I know. I doubt there's a vehicle big enough to run over the puppies in the aforementioned photo.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 29/06/2008 23:21:28: In a perverse way, I'd quite like to see them, it, well you know what I mean.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 29/06/2008 23:35:55: Quote from: Make it Lady on 29/06/2008 23:21:28
In a perverse way, I'd quite like to see them,

You wouldn't. Trust me on this.
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Post by: ukmicky on 30/06/2008 01:52:23: Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 29/06/2008 23:35:55
Quote from: Make it Lady on 29/06/2008 23:21:28
In a perverse way, I'd quite like to see them,

You wouldn't. Trust me on this.
I was going to ask for a copy.[;D]
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Post by: JimBob on 30/06/2008 01:55:24: Quote from: Paul. on 29/06/2008 21:55:43
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 29/06/2008 09:18:47
Quote from: Karen W. on 29/06/2008 08:47:01
I always thought bigger lumps and heftier lumps referred to naked women!!! [;D]

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Paul & Jimmy know why I'm sniggering

What! I am supposed to know what's going on, fat chance of that...unless you are talking about that photo you sent me? you know, the one with those kittens run over by an articulated lorry.

Yes, Paul, those poor dead kittens! This just supports the premise that he is batty as a belfry.
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Post by: JimBob on 30/06/2008 01:56:55: Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 29/06/2008 23:35:55
Quote from: Make it Lady on 29/06/2008 23:21:28
In a perverse way, I'd quite like to see them,

You wouldn't. Trust me on this.

He is quite right on this. Please don't ask; it is worse than some death camp photos.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 30/06/2008 09:24:39: You know me, just trying to keep abreast of what is going on.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 01/07/2008 19:38:12: Without wishing to paint too graphic a picture - imagine a mountain of lard on a very hot day.
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Post by: Karen W. on 01/07/2008 21:58:00: Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 29/06/2008 09:18:47
Quote from: Karen W. on 29/06/2008 08:47:01
I always thought bigger lumps and heftier lumps referred to naked women!!! [;D]

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Paul & Jimmy know why I'm sniggering

OH YEAH.... I don't!! LOL..
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Post by: Karen W. on 01/07/2008 21:59:27: Quote from: Paul. on 29/06/2008 21:55:43
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 29/06/2008 09:18:47
Quote from: Karen W. on 29/06/2008 08:47:01
I always thought bigger lumps and heftier lumps referred to naked women!!! [;D]

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Paul & Jimmy know why I'm sniggering

What! I am supposed to know what's going on, fat chance of that...unless you are talking about that photo you sent me? you know, the one with those kittens run over by an articulated lorry.

I am lost!
Title: The things I think of!
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 01/07/2008 22:06:45: Quote from: Karen W. on 01/07/2008 21:59:27
Quote from: Paul. on 29/06/2008 21:55:43
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 29/06/2008 09:18:47
Quote from: Karen W. on 29/06/2008 08:47:01
I always thought bigger lumps and heftier lumps referred to naked women!!! [;D]

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Paul & Jimmy know why I'm sniggering

What! I am supposed to know what's going on, fat chance of that...unless you are talking about that photo you sent me? you know, the one with those kittens run over by an articulated lorry.

I am lost!

Try Google Maps
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Post by: JimBob on 02/07/2008 03:36:10: Yes, look up Willendorf, Austria.

Then multiply by 4 to 8.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 02/07/2008 07:46:37: Finally, add 3 carrots & a pinch of black pepper
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Post by: Make it Lady on 02/07/2008 18:29:05: ....and here is one I made earlier.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 02/07/2008 21:19:30: Photo please
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Post by: JimBob on 03/07/2008 02:57:04: Ah, Venus! how bright you are tonight!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 03/07/2008 07:57:19: Don't mention the figurehead!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 03/07/2008 19:55:36: I think she was an exhausted Teacher. They are professional and when they are tired they go to bed.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 03/07/2008 20:28:24: Quote from: Make it Lady on 03/07/2008 19:55:36
I think she was an exhausted Teacher. They are professional and when they are tired they go to bed.

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