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Title: The ONLY Place to shop!
Post by: JimBob on 24/07/2008 00:53:54: http://www.chichesterinc.com/Beaver.htm
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Post by: Carolyn on 24/07/2008 02:37:35: LOL.....that's just not nice.
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Post by: Simulated on 24/07/2008 02:44:46: Hahahaha.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 24/07/2008 08:40:28: (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fhitting%2F11.gif&hash=2b24a3863fbb8d4a186043da06fcf843)
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Post by: blakestyger on 24/07/2008 10:12:58: What do you do with it when you've got one? [???]
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Post by: JimBob on 24/07/2008 14:24:07: make hats!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 24/07/2008 15:27:51: You are in sooooo much trouble
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Post by: Make it Lady on 24/07/2008 16:02:06: It looks like a hairy cow pat.
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Post by: blakestyger on 24/07/2008 17:22:07: Quote from: JimBob on 24/07/2008 14:24:07
make hats!

I suppose any offcuts could be turned into merkins. [:I]
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 24/07/2008 17:49:35: You are really pushing me [:(!]
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Post by: Hadrian on 25/07/2008 00:09:13: Hi Jim Hi Doc... [:)].......... [:)]
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Post by: JimBob on 25/07/2008 00:10:10: Quote from: blakestyger on 24/07/2008 17:22:07
Quote from: JimBob on 24/07/2008 14:24:07
make hats!

I suppose any offcuts could be turned into merkins. [:I]

That's beaver on bea... I can't say that on this forum. Sorry.
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Post by: JimBob on 25/07/2008 00:12:58: HI, HADRIAN!

Been visiting other parts of the galaxy!
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Post by: JimBob on 25/07/2008 00:16:57: Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 24/07/2008 17:49:35
You are really pushing me [:(!]

What are you going to do, PELT us with cow patties?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 25/07/2008 08:37:41: Do you really want to go back to hospital so soon?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 25/07/2008 08:39:25: What the fek!? Where did that Irishman pop up from?

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Post by: Hadrian on 25/07/2008 13:55:06: Quote from: JimBob on 25/07/2008 00:12:58
HI, HADRIAN!

Been visiting other parts of the galaxy!

you bet ............ way out man......... LOL
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Post by: Hadrian on 25/07/2008 13:55:56: Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 25/07/2008 08:39:25
What the fek!? Where did that Irishman pop up from?

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fexpressions%2F3.gif&hash=7d8d58251ffda8bd5729426ba094146f)

I watching and voating no.................. LOL
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Post by: JimBob on 25/07/2008 15:08:47: Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 25/07/2008 08:37:41
Do you really want to go back to hospital so soon?

Wimpy, do you need another hamburger?
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Post by: rosalind dna on 25/07/2008 16:32:51: Not another piece of junk food but the best ever bread, cakes, biscuits, sandwiches and soups.
In the Dunns bakery that's been running for 150+ years.
I use it all the time and will buy myself a treat (cheesecake)tomorrow. It is not too pricey but friendly too. I love it.

http://www.dunns-bakery.co.uk/
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Post by: Make it Lady on 25/07/2008 17:25:04: Naughty but nice!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 25/07/2008 20:37:36: Quote from: JimBob on 25/07/2008 15:08:47
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 25/07/2008 08:37:41
Do you really want to go back to hospital so soon?

Wimpy, do you need another hamburger?

If you could lend me 1 until next Tuesday...
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Post by: rosalind dna on 25/07/2008 21:12:57: Quote from: Make it Lady on 25/07/2008 17:25:04
Naughty but nice!

YES just so. They are nice and I'm going to buy some tomorrow
all for Rosalind.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 25/07/2008 21:57:01: Quote from: rosalind dna on 25/07/2008 21:12:57
Quote from: Make it Lady on 25/07/2008 17:25:04
Naughty but nice!

YES just so. They are nice and I'm going to buy some tomorrow
all for Rosalind.

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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 25/07/2008 23:21:22: hmmmph! [:(!]
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Post by: rosalind dna on 25/07/2008 23:21:41: I thought this lot might suit Dr Beaver on his "shopping" trips down to the riverdam LOl
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/07/2008 14:08:02: I shop in AmsterDAM & RotterDAM.
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Post by: rosalind dna on 26/07/2008 14:10:00: Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 26/07/2008 14:08:02
I shop in AmsterDAM & RotterDAM.

LOL LOL LOL
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Post by: paul.fr on 26/07/2008 15:03:23: Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 26/07/2008 14:08:02
I shop in AmsterDAM & RotterDAM.

But live in DAMnation!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/07/2008 15:42:58: Quote from: Paul. on 26/07/2008 15:03:23
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 26/07/2008 14:08:02
I shop in AmsterDAM & RotterDAM.

But live in DAMnation!

No, just outside Banbury actually.
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Post by: JimBob on 26/07/2008 16:50:26: Banbury is the cemetery for the dearly departed former members of the band of Her Majesty's Coldstream Regiment of Foot Guards.

(They keep her feet safe. There are other regiments for the rest of her anatomy.)
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Post by: blakestyger on 26/07/2008 18:46:49: The Navy too - there are several Rear Admirals.
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Post by: JimBob on 27/07/2008 01:59:45: I understand "Doctor Beaver" is our member's title (for his service to the Queen) and is not his name. Could this be true?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 27/07/2008 10:49:56: Conjecture and supposition!
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Post by: JimBob on 27/07/2008 15:11:14: true or false - that is all we news (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fwink%2F3.gif&hash=afd74da7d00064de4a5116a07e120c7c) people at the Sun want to know.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 27/07/2008 15:41:04: At The Sun they would just want to see Doc topless!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 27/07/2008 18:15:32: At least no-one has mentioned Reader's Beavers [:I]
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Post by: Make it Lady on 27/07/2008 22:15:04: Shouldn't that be reader's wife's Beavers.

Anyway the Sun draws the line at front bottoms!
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Post by: JimBob on 28/07/2008 02:43:11: Quote from: Make it Lady on 27/07/2008 22:15:04
Shouldn't that be reader's wife's Beavers.

Anyway the Sun draws the line at front bottoms!

Actually, the line is just above there or are you just dull witted?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/07/2008 10:35:42: Quote from: JimBob on 28/07/2008 02:43:11
Quote from: Make it Lady on 27/07/2008 22:15:04
Shouldn't that be reader's wife's Beavers.

Anyway the Sun draws the line at front bottoms!

Actually, the line is just above there or are you just dull witted?

You're forgetting Brazilians
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Post by: JimBob on 28/07/2008 15:00:31: That's true.
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Post by: rosalind dna on 28/07/2008 15:28:20: Really?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/07/2008 15:33:15: Yes. The only bushes in Brazil are coffee bushes.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 28/07/2008 22:27:04: I've bean!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/07/2008 22:50:29: Quote from: Make it Lady on 28/07/2008 22:27:04
I've bean!

Riolly?
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Post by: Make it Lady on 28/07/2008 23:02:37: Yes it was sBLENDED.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/07/2008 23:14:56: What are your GROUNDS for saying that?
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Post by: Make it Lady on 28/07/2008 23:21:21: It is getting latte so don't Moch...a
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Post by: JimBob on 29/07/2008 14:07:19: Oh, how the great fall - to think this thread has fallen so low that only the most poor, lame and QUITE egregious puns are its ending.

SHAME - SHAME!

It is henceforth ESPRESSOly forbidden to use such demented puns.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 29/07/2008 19:29:12: You fer coffee?
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Post by: Make it Lady on 29/07/2008 20:22:41: I'm tea total at the moment.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 29/07/2008 21:26:38: Don't mention Horlicks! [:I]
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Post by: Make it Lady on 29/07/2008 22:02:56: Ovaltine everytime.
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Post by: JimBob on 30/07/2008 00:26:23: Horlicks Horlicks Horlicks Horlicks Horlicks Horlicks Horlicks Horlicks Horlicks Horlicks Horlicks

What is wrong with malted milk? It is a hit in In-jyah.
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Post by: rosalind dna on 30/07/2008 15:11:05: Quote from: JimBob on 30/07/2008 00:26:23
Horlicks Horlicks Horlicks Horlicks Horlicks Horlicks Horlicks Horlicks Horlicks Horlicks Horlicks

What is wrong with malted milk? It is a hit in In-jyah.

Jim Horlicks is Malted Milk and I don't like either drink. YUK
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Post by: JimBob on 30/07/2008 16:22:56: Well, as India is the largest market, don't you get Horlocks with Vindaloo?
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Post by: Make it Lady on 30/07/2008 21:34:20: I've got a workshop tomorrow and the venue has advertised the title wrongly, the thing that we will be making and the duration and time of the first workshop. Should I do it or should I cut my losses and tell them they are a load of idiots? They are paying me £120 for the two workshops. I think I shall charge them extra due to hardship.
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Post by: JimBob on 31/07/2008 00:41:58: How are you and money bags getting along? That might influence your decission.

otherwise -

WHAT THE DEVIL DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE THREAD? ARE YOU DRINKING AGAIN?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 31/07/2008 07:55:47: I was wondering that
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Post by: JimBob on 31/07/2008 14:06:57: Great minds think alike, my good sir.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 31/07/2008 17:28:57: Sorry got bored of the drinks thing. This thread was originally about skinning Beavers. Shall we go back to that???

The workshop went fine thanks for asking.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 31/07/2008 20:39:01: Quote from: Make it Lady on 31/07/2008 17:28:57
Sorry got bored of the drinks thing. This thread was originally about skinning Beavers. Shall we go back to that???

NO! [:(!]
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Post by: Make it Lady on 31/07/2008 21:51:47: So my workshop today. They had advertised the morning session at three different times and lasting from anything between an hour and two hours. They were very apologetic and had to refund one parents money. I had one snotty mother asking me why I couldn't just drop everything and make hot air balloons. Have you ever tried to make hot air balloons with 20 children of between 5-7 years old. Patience they have none and patience is what you need. The one with the older children in the afternoon went fine.
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Post by: JimBob on 01/08/2008 02:34:21: Quote from: Make it Lady on 31/07/2008 21:51:47
So my workshop today. They had advertised the morning session at three different times and lasting from anything between an hour and two hours. They were very apologetic and had to refund one parents money. I had one snotty mother asking me why I couldn't just drop everything and make hot air balloons. Have you ever tried to make hot air balloons with 20 children of between 5-7 years old. Patience they have none and patience is what you need. The one with the older children in the afternoon went fine.

It would have been much easier on the rest of us had you just told us what the devil you did. Not the rest of this trash above.

Why didn't you make a hot air balloon?
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Post by: Make it Lady on 01/08/2008 22:39:06: We launched one but as I said before, small children do not have the patience to make them. One on one maybe but not a great mass of small children and just one me.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 01/08/2008 23:33:43: It takes 2 seconds to make a hot air balloon. Stand a paper bag on its open end and set fire to it.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 02/08/2008 23:19:35: Not advisable in Hampshire, home of the thatched cottage. I'm not insured for fire anyway so can't set fire to old bags, mores the pity!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 02/08/2008 23:31:00: Quote from: Make it Lady on 02/08/2008 23:19:35
so can't set fire to old bags, mores the pity!

Matthew Hopkins managed it.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 02/08/2008 23:51:13: I'm not going there!
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Post by: Hadrian on 30/10/2008 21:41:21: I hear its full of 4s............... LOL

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