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A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheely bins and emptying them into his dustcart. He gets to one house where the bin has not been left out so he has a quick look for it in the front garden and then in the back garden. Still not being able to locate the bin he knocks on the door. No answer, so he knocks again. Eventually a Japanese bloke answers.
"Harro" says the jappy chappy.
"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke looking perplexed.
Realising that the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says "No mate, where's your dustbin ?"
"I dust bin on toilet, I told you" says the Japanese bloke.
"Mate" says the binman, "You misunderstand me. Where's your wheely bin?"
"Ok.. Ok.. you got me" says the Jap, "I wheely bin having w**k"
Live long and Love life
Kevin Fisher
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Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!
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a japanese man goes into a thomas cook and changes 10000 yen for 300 quid the next week he comes back in but only gets 250 for his 10000 yen and demands to know the reason why the teller replies "just fluctuations" at that the guy turns and storms out but as he opens the door turns back and shouts "well fluck you blitish too"
"Defender of the Sea"
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Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!
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I'm sure many people will be offended by this appalling racist stereotyping ...
... so here's a couple more jokes along the same lines [:D][:D][:D]
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Best read with a Japanese accent: Nelson Mandela is at home watching TV when there is a knock at the door. A Japanese delivery man is clutching a clipboard, pointing to a truck full of car exhausts in the driveway and yelling, "You sign, you sign!"
The bewildered president will do no such thing and slams the door.
The next day, the man is back, waving a clipboard under the great man's nose, gesturing to a truckload of brake pads and insisting, "You sign, you sign!"
Nelson gets rid of the man again, but next day he's back with two truckloads of car parts, once again insisting that the president sign for the goods. Mandela loses his temper and yells, "Look, I don't want these. Do you understand? You have the wrong person."
Puzzled, the Japanese man consults his clipboard and asks, "Ah soh. You not Nissan Maindealer?"
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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see a well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose."
The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "It when when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse.