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Title: Why is my willy green?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 01/01/2009 01:14:29
Bet that got your attention!

HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all  [:)]
Title: Why is my willy green?
Post by: Bass on 01/01/2009 01:53:51
psst- keep it out of the guacamole!   [:0] [:0]
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 01/01/2009 02:35:01
Thank you, dear old chap!
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Post by: Carolyn on 01/01/2009 03:44:48
Good grief Eth!  Don't do that.  I thought you had gotten into something really nasty! [;)]


Happy New Year to you too!
Title: Why is my willy green?
Post by: blakestyger on 01/01/2009 10:44:41
Yes, H N Y  to you DoctorBeaver and everyone else on the forum.

Did you know that there's one of your kind on the loose after escaping with two females from a sanctuary in Devon? The females were recaptured but he is at large still; he is large too - 40kg.

Apparently Devon is 'ideal beaver country' and they escaped after heavy rain and rising water levels short-circuited their electric fence!

(Yesterday's Guardian)
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Post by: Make it Lady on 01/01/2009 11:52:40
Have you been playing Mr Greengrocer hides the courgette again, naughty Beaver.
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Post by: rosalind dna on 01/01/2009 14:10:10
Happy New Year Doc Beaver. I hope that my favourite rodent's well.

Same goes for everyone too. Have a good, fun 2009 !!!
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Post by: JimBob on 01/01/2009 15:50:15
JOY! JOY! JOY!  Happiness for one and all! Love, Caring, and the gifts of benevolent humanity for all in the coming year!



(I just love seeing my name in print)
Title: Why is my willy green?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 01/01/2009 22:35:10
Quote from: blakestyger on 01/01/2009 10:44:41
he is large too - 40kg.

That's a bit above average for a European beaver (Castor Fiber). Their usual weight is 32-37Kg although they have been known to reach 48Kg. They are about 30% larger than their American cousins Castor Canadensis (and considerably more intelligent!  [:P] ).
Title: Why is my willy green?
Post by: Make it Lady on 01/01/2009 22:56:30
I hear your secretions have a pain killing effect. Any chance of sending some for my hangover?
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Post by: neilep on 01/01/2009 23:14:28
Happy New year to ewe too !!

Now leave those frogs alone !!

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Post by: JimBob on 02/01/2009 00:12:50
Quote from: neilep on 01/01/2009 23:14:28
Happy New year to ewe too !!

Now leave those frogs alone !!

Well, the frogs are why he wears leathers (untanned but leather none the less)
Title: Why is my willy green?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 02/01/2009 12:07:27
Of course they're untanned. I wouldn't leave my leathers out in the sun!