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General Discussion & Feedback => Just Chat! => Topic started by: DoctorBeaver on 05/05/2008 09:09:31
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...sadly lacking [:D]
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lolololololololololol
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Did someone put a curler on her tongue?
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Did someone put a curler on her tongue?
Oh don't I wish!
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Have you tried a muzzle, Doctor?
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On me? I just bite through them.
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Have you tried a muzzle, Doctor?
I did on this 1
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That is not a muzzle, that is JimBob's posing pouch!!!
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That is not a muzzle, that is JimBob's posing pouch!!!
He obviously likes them very baggy.
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What women or posing pouches?
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He's not fussy. He's from Texas.
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It is way too small for my huevo de amourosidad.
What is it wit the Beaver. Lately, all he has his mind on is my testicles. "I thought you were a size small" and other remarks of the same nature as the one above. I think he may be getting sweet on me. Back of chum - I am only for the females of the species.
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It is way too small for my huevo de amourosidad.
What is it wit the Beaver. Lately, all he has his mind on is my testicles. "I thought you were a size small" and other remarks of the same nature as the one above. I think he may be getting sweet on me. Back of chum - I am only for the females of the species.
And from what I hear, you're not fussy about the species!
pssst... moles are his favourite coz they can't see how ugly he is
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I see you are just envious that I have a sex life as yours is non-existent.
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, a bit of dickorum here.
(Yes the spelling mistake was on purpose.)
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Doctor Beaver did that young woman object to what you did to her??
Or not??
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Doctor Beaver did that young woman object to what you did to her??
Or not??
That would depend on which occasion you are referring to.
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You utter cad......my place Friday?
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You utter cad......my place Friday?
No thank you. Chemists are things that happen to other people.
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As is a romantic encounter is for you, Beaver.
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As is a romantic encounter is for you, Beaver.
Since when does romance come into it?
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Oh, it is a monetary transaction. I understand, those things are best kept quiet.
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Re "No thank you. Chemists are things that happen to other people."
Oi! leave me out of this.
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Re "No thank you. Chemists are things that happen to other people."
Oi! leave me out of this.
You're not from Maccie so you're exempt.
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So from now on do I have to say "Maybe it is because I am a Chemist from Macclesfield" every time I feel discriminated against?
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So from now on do I have to say "Maybe it is because I am a Chemist from Macclesfield" every time I feel discriminated against?
A female chemist from Macclesfield
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Don't be that rude, Doc. She can't help being of a different gender than we superior men.
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Don't be that rude, Doc. She can't help being of a different gender than we superior men.
True. Plus she does look a bit bulldyke-ish.
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Just remember, you live on the same island she does - I am located across an ocean.
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Jim - she's female. Do you honestly think her capable of reading a map well enough to find her way to where I live?
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Now that you bring that to the fore - you are correct, sir. But you also didn't not take into consideration the guile of a woman scorned. She will either hire someone to take you out or do it herself with her husband driving. It is still quite dangerous for you.
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Now that you bring that to the fore - you are correct, sir. But you also didn't not take into consideration the guile of a woman scorned. She will either hire someone to take you out or do it herself with her husband driving. It is still quite dangerous for you.
Yeah, sure. If they want to try getting past this wee beastie...
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Meet Bear - Rottie x English Mastiff...
and his little sister, Layla...
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She will just poison them with rat-poisoned beef. Don't put it past her.
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She'd have to get past the guard geese first.
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Now geese are a challenge. That is what I would use for guards. Dogs can be distracted too easily. They may be hope for you yet, Beaver.
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Does anyone have a remedy for making the pain of goose bites go away? Oh, and the dog hipnotism classes worked. DocB if your dog starts acting like a chicken when you click your fingers it is your own fault for questioning my sexuality. And no I'm not showing you my baps in order to prove said sexuality either. I may go away and sulk if you mention it again, it is very,very,very hurtful.
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Careful, Jim - she's getting all hormonal again.
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Has has she considered testosterone shots?
It would tone her down a bit.
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Testosterone would tone me up, muscle wise! Then I'd be able to punch you both full in the mouth.
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I thought that the saying went like this "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" Is it?? LOL
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Testosterone would tone me up, muscle wise! Then I'd be able to punch you both full in the mouth.
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Oh, that's a face I'd like to sit on!
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I thought that the saying went like this "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" Is it?? LOL
Nah, the Eye of the Beholder is a knee deep and very wide ocean.
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Oh, that's a face I'd like to sit on!
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Beauty is only skin deep.
I've got lovely inards, how dare they!!
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Beauty is only skin deep.
Well don't scratch too hard
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I thought that the saying went like this "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" Is it?? LOL
Nah, the Eye of the Beholder is a knee deep and very wide ocean.
Surely that beauty is not just to do with people but the art,
scenery eg countryside. But like the saying goes "You can't judge
a book by it's cover" Philosophical me now.
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I thought that the saying went like this "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" Is it?? LOL
Nah, the Eye of the Beholder is a knee deep and very wide ocean.
Surely that beauty is not just to do with people but the art,
scenery eg countryside. But like the saying goes "You can't judge
a book by it's cover" Philosophical me now.
Actually it's a book reference.
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now all we need is a leech for the 2 on front page =)
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What is the most beautiful bit of your body?
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What is the most beautiful bit of your body?
My mind. Doesn't say much for the rest of me, does it (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fsad%2F8.gif&hash=c615be920654a9f5bf67aec2454530d2)
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What is the most beautiful bit of your body?
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Ah, Doc. With your mind so intact you should know it's brains over beauty in almost everything.
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beauty is nothing to men now when it comes to girls thats a completley different story that is where the whole life is about MAKEUP!!!
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beauty is nothing to men now when it comes to girls thats a completley different story that is where the whole life is about MAKEUP!!!
Way to generalize the entire female population on Earth.
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I seldom wear make-up, it is hard to improve perfection. By the way, I have beautiful hands!
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That's great.
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Oh, that's a face I'd like to sit on!
You obviously don't know of my g-spot finder and massager.
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I thought G-spot was a chain of furniture shops [???]
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Dang, your onto me. Now I can't justify my crude remark.
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So JimBob has a furniture shop finder and massager, now thats perverse!!!
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Who said I wasn't?
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No one.
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See?
Now who else want's to comment about this:
I seldom wear make-up, it is hard to improve perfection. By the way, I have beautiful hands!
I believe there is a large bit of fabrication and deceit here. The picture she posted of herself with her sister holding her looked like she was a malformed plastic BOTTLE! AND NO HANDS, EITHER!
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*Gasp*
Didn't see that one coming.
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*Gasp*
Didn't see that one coming.
Custer's last words?
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No - it was ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! as the arrow pierced his chest.
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Is that a word? I would consider it merely a sound.
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If you are Chinese it is a word.
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Only if you say it with the correct intonation.
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You are correct madame, Chinese is a tonal language.
(Thought you'd catch me on that one, didn't you?)
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See?
Now who else want's to comment about this:
I seldom wear make-up, it is hard to improve perfection. By the way, I have beautiful hands!
I believe there is a large bit of fabrication and deceit here. The picture she posted of herself with her sister holding her looked like she was a malformed plastic BOTTLE! AND NO HANDS, EITHER!
Didn't see this did you M.I.L.(f)
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*Gasp*
Didn't see that one coming.
Custer's last words?
Oh yeah, we were good friends, I was there when it happened, so sad..
But I moved on.
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*Gasp*
Didn't see that one coming.
Custer's last words?
Oh yeah, we were good friends, I was there when it happened, so sad..
But I moved on.
The only choice you had, I'm sure - good show of intestinal fortitude.
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See?
Now who else want's to comment about this:
I seldom wear make-up, it is hard to improve perfection. By the way, I have beautiful hands!
I believe there is a large bit of fabrication and deceit here. The picture she posted of herself with her sister holding her looked like she was a malformed plastic BOTTLE! AND NO HANDS, EITHER!
Didn't see this did you M.I.L.(f)
I did but it was so dumb, I didn't think it worth my comment. I am presently sitting on a very tall equine beast and I don't intend to come down from it.
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See?
Now who else want's to comment about this:
I seldom wear make-up, it is hard to improve perfection. By the way, I have beautiful hands!
I believe there is a large bit of fabrication and deceit here. The picture she posted of herself with her sister holding her looked like she was a malformed plastic BOTTLE! AND NO HANDS, EITHER!
Didn't see this did you M.I.L.(f)
I did but it was so dumb, I didn't think it worth my comment. I am presently sitting on a very tall equine beast and I don't intend to come down from it.
Is the aforementioned beast on its back?
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No, I am on it's back. It is my high horse.
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*Gasp*
Didn't see that one coming.
Custer's last words?
Oh yeah, we were good friends, I was there when it happened, so sad..
But I moved on.
The only choice you had, I'm sure - good show of intestinal fortitude.
My thanks sir.
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No, I am on it's back. It is my high horse.
That is an odd position. It gives a another dimension to the horse's ability to satisfy a female. But then, I guess that is why young ladies enjoy riding a hose (I do mean horse, sorry) so much. Which do you find most "rewarding"? The walk, trot, canter or gallop?
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Trot is the bounciest.
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Canter pushes you up and down the sadle.
However it is the thrill of controlling a beast between your legs that is the most fun.
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Then it's a toss?
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She enjoys a good buck [:P]
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Seem that she also would enjoy a western saddle with a large pommel.
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She'd become well practised at riding backwards.
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I'm sure, I don't know what you mean.
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right - you can't lie that well, woman
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I had my fingers crossed behind my back so it doesn't count as a lie.
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legalism is the way out of difficulties for only the most odious of persons - ANYONE with class wold not stoop to such devious means. now we know your true measure - you are a politician! (mrs brown, blair, whatever your name is)
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No it is worse than that, I'm a secret estate agent (realter??)
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No it is worse than that, I'm a secret estate agent (realter??)
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i can bring over a company from my old regiment. They are always up to taking out targets such as the one you have so adequately identified, doctor. it is "a urban tactical exercise" i.e., a reason to get roaring drunk shoot of several hundred thousand rounds of small arms, mortar, and cannon fire; and burn, rape and pillage a few people, from, er, - where is she from, the midlands? all the better.
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i can bring over a company from my old regiment. They are always up to taking out targets such as the one you have so adequately identified, doctor. it is "a urban tactical exercise" i.e., a reason to get roaring drunk shoot of several hundred thousand rounds of small arms, mortar, and cannon fire; and burn, rape and pillage a few people, from, er, - where is she from, the midlands? all the better.
Which regiment? The 3rd Texas Rock-throwers? Anyway, no need. I could have a quiet word with some of my biker mates.
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You Brits need all the help you can get. And where better than Texas, home of the largest modern tank school, Fort Hood?
The regiment I am speaking of is the 1st Light Dragoon Regiment of the Texas Rangers, the first commissioned Texas armed unit of any sort and a legendary force of Indian and Commancero fighters. A group who ranks among the greatest and fiercest fighting units in the world. Up there with "the ladies from hell" (night watch?), the Gurkhas, the Jannisaries, etc.
However, talking quietly with your biker friends may be the best bet. British forces are not in any shape to fight.
"The Galloping Beaver" (http://thegallopingbeaver.blogspot.com/2008/02/british-spend-last-of-their-army.html) says that the UK is in serious danger of becoming a non-military power. From what i am seeing, the French could invade the UK and not meet much more resistance than a group of handbag-swinging pensioners.
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Up there with "the ladies from hell" (night watch?), the Gurkhas, the Jannisaries, etc.
Night Watch? You peasant! It's the Black Watch!!
"The Galloping Beaver" (http://thegallopingbeaver.blogspot.com/2008/02/british-spend-last-of-their-army.html) says that the UK is in serious danger of becoming a non-military power. From what i am seeing, the French could invade the UK and not meet much more resistance than a group of handbag-swinging pensioners.
What the fek are you wittering about? We've been kicking Froggie backsides for the past 700 years and we can still do it without breaking sweat. Remember, our best forces are the ones you can't see.
We Brits never back down from a fight - AND WE TURN UP ON TIME! The last war we lost was the American War of Independence; and who was our enemy in that one? Brits living in America with help from the bloody Froggies, that's who! The last time we lost to foreigners was the goddam Norman invasion.
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Up there with "the ladies from hell" (night watch?), the Gurkhas, the Jannisaries, etc.
Night Watch? You peasant! It's the Black Watch!!
as i was uncertain i did add the question mark - I was well aware that what i wrote might very well not be correct.
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"The Galloping Beaver" (http://thegallopingbeaver.blogspot.com/2008/02/british-spend-last-of-their-army.html) says that the UK is in serious danger of becoming a non-military power. From what i am seeing, the French could invade the UK and not meet much more resistance than a group of handbag-swinging pensioners.
What the fek are you wittering about? We've been kicking Froggie backsides for the past 700 years and we can still do it without breaking sweat. Remember, our best forces are the ones you can't see.
We Brits never back down from a fight - AND WE TURN UP ON TIME! The last war we lost was the American War of Independence; and who was our enemy in that one? Brits living in America with help from the bloody Froggies, that's who! The last time we lost to foreigners was the goddam Norman invasion.
true, for the last 600 years, but only after you were invaded and taken over by the norman frogs! the frogs taught you how to fight and the loss of the lesson are starting to causue sever decline to the British. you lost the "waves" during WW I and promptly proceeded to loose the empire.
and just when did beavers start arguing with other beavers about anything? the way you flaunt yourself and the "erudition" of just being a beaver, the first time one holds an opinion that doesn't match yours, you will not agree.
sick beaver, you, VERY sick beaver.
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The other one isn't a real beaver!
You haven't been paying attaention, have you. I told you before, the Normans weren't Froggies. They were Vikings who settled in northern France (or whatever it was called in those days).
For your information, we didn't "lose" the Empire. It evolved into the Commonwealth. The only country we "lost" was Rhodesia when Ian Smith declared UDI in, I believe, 1965. South Africa was suspended because of it's policy of Apartheid, and other countries have had suspensions & sanctions due to unacceptable activities (e.g. Pakistan after the military coup). Even so, it is arguably the best and most stable trading & diplomatic organisation the world has ever seen. It could certainly teach the UN a thing or 2!
The population of the Commonwealth is greater than that of the US and the EU combined. Oh, is that what you Americans are jealous of - the Queen is head of state to more people than your president? Oooh, can't allow that, can you!
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From the above post I see denial, dismissal of facts, rejection of his own peers, just self-justification and attempted (and failed) self-aggrandizement.
According to the above logic, the French aren't French - they are just a Germanic tribe from the lower Rhine
So sad to see a good man - BEAVER - go down-hill so fast. Alzheimer's, you know.
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Well the thread is 'beauty is..' and this constant bickering is not pretty. Kiss and make up or me, the rest of the Ladies From Hell and the grannies with their handbags will be round and we are not pretty either!!!!
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... and we are not pretty either!!!!
We've noticed
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From the above post I see denial, dismissal of facts, rejection of his own peers, just self-justification and attempted (and failed) self-aggrandizement.
Could you indicate the denial & dismissal of "facts"? Or do Americans know more about the Commonwealth than someone who has lived with it all his life?
I don't need to self-justify; ditto self-aggrandisement. I am what I am - to whit, a superior creature [^]
According to the above logic, the French aren't French - they are just a Germanic tribe from the lower Rhine
An American trying to teach geography & history? As fas as Americans are concerned, geography stops at Cape Cod and history started in 1492! It probably comes as a revelation to you that countries are not arranged alphabetically - Ireland is NOT next to Iran (sorry EYE-ran).
So sad to see a good man - BEAVER - go down-hill so fast. Alzheimer's, you know.
At least I have enough nous not to pick a fight with a 2000lb steel gate. (How is the arm? I hope it's feeling better now)
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Why, thank you for asking. The gate is doing well. I, on the other hand, am still rather in the midst of a pain passion play and a haze of post-operative misery. I am told that the location of the break and the resultant surgery is one of the most painful in the orthopedic world. If it were not for the morphine ...
Luck me.
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Get well soon, ya miserable old git.
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LOL! I thought you was going to post about that equasion of beauty the one that 1.33 or something lol
u have a magical mushroom on ur door lololol
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u have a magical mushroom on ur door lololol
No. I have a portcullis to keep carol singers and J Edgar Hoover Witnesses away.
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Get well soon, ya miserable old git.
Thank you; and get some mouthwash - you breath stinks.
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It may stink, but it stinks of honest-to-God beech bark.
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That's turpentine - you've been drinking again.
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'koff!
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any one have a putty knife? we need to get the beaver home.
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*scrrraaaaape*
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here, fold him up and put him in my wallet. i'll take him home and put him in the pond.
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Re-inflate me!
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I'm NOT blowing on that thing!
Just like the guy bitten by a rattlesnake "well, you're gonna die then."
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You are a very handsome and very sexy Beaver....there that should inflate him. Pin anyone?
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OUCH!!!!!!!
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You be careful where you stick that pin!
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I am with you on this one, Doc.
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JimBob we could play pin the ridiculous tail on the Beaver!
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it has already been done - by god
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'koff!
AGAIN!
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the truth does hurt at times
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It's not called a tail - IT'S A SCOOP!
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I do not believe beavers eat so much ice cream they need a built-in ice cream scoop.
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No it is not for ice-cream it is a poopa scoop, that is why it is near his bum end!
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That makes complete sense. But then, why would the rodent eat that much ...... ?
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just can't take the heat, (or pre-coprolitic remark,) can you?
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Copro-what-ic?
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that is why they make dictionaries, lazy.
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Pre-coprolitic? I thought coprolite was fossilised sh*t.
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That explains a lot! JimBob you are definitely tetchy today, very tetchy.
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He's just being Texan
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Pre-coprolitic? I thought coprolite was fossilised sh*t.
pre- fossilized sh^t is just sh^t.
and as for just being texan - you cannot expect us who are fortunate to be here to teach the rest of you all of the knoledge we possess.
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Pre-coprolitic? I thought coprolite was fossilised sh*t.
- you cannot expect us who are fortunate to be here to teach the rest of you all of the knoledge we possess.
It wouldn't take long.
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It would with me as I'm a good filibuster!
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Filibuster? You mean you break & train female horses? [:P]
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Actually, that would be the stallion who deflowers these fillies.
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Base, very base but I like it!
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Base, very base but I like it!
So we've heard
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yes, a professional, you know
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back to the original question...
the answer is..Me.
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I demand proof.
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What WAS the original question, anyway?
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The first question in this thread I can find is...
Did someone put a curler on her tongue?
Is that the 1 you just answered?
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Paul doesn't know, hes just making trouble.
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Paul doesn't know, hes just making trouble.
Surely not.
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Paul doesn't know, hes just making trouble.
Surely not.
Thanks Doc!
Jim, you know me...better than that.
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That's Beautiful haha
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Yep she is! :)
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Are her eyebrows trying to meet up with her hair?
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Uh Huh
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Paul doesn't know, hes just making trouble.
Surely not.
Thanks Doc!
Jim, you know me...better than that.
Yes, this was only a half-hearted attempt to stir something up.
You can do MUCH better than this.