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If it were not April 1, 2008 I would believe this - Dubyah is just this dumb.
I believed it.. Until I saw Karen's post []
Oh.. It was because Blaire is Bush's poodle.
Congress has approved a plan to sell The Whitehouse to the Chinese as part of a deal aimed at easing the U.S. budget deficit.The deal, thought to be worth in the region of $20 billion, will see The Whitehouse become a centre of Chinese culture with cinemas, theatres, restaurants, a gymnasium and a table tennis arena.Also included in the deal is a "Preferential Trading Partner" clause. This will see China opening its doors to America's largest foreign currency earners such as McDonalds and KFC and, in return, they will start selling noodle dishes alongside their existing menus.In an effort to lower U.S. carbon emissions a Chinese bicycle company is buying a disused Pittsburgh steelworks to use as a manufacturing plant. It is hoped that cheap bicycles help encourage Americans to switch from their gas-guzzling Cadillacs to pedal-power.Dr. Aldo Miramblatter, a senior Whitehouse health advisor, added "As a nation we're way too fat. This deal should help."The Chinese ambassador to the U.S., Mai Phatdong, said "This is a histolical moment."
Wow.. This has got to be one of the most miserable events.. []Oh.. How did you figure it was April Fool's Karen??? DoctorBeaver got me!