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General Discussion & Feedback => Just Chat! => Topic started by: MDriver1981 on 20/02/2009 07:17:04
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What would a person be if he is sexually attracted to planets, such as Neptune. That person looks at pictures of Neptune and masturbates to them?
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Why is it a he?
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Guys are more into weird stuff, sexually.
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I don't think you should have started this thread here.
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I regret nothing.
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Ah well, nothing that I can do about it. [:)]
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What would a person be if he is sexually attracted to planets, such as Neptune. That person looks at pictures of Neptune and masturbates to them?
I think the clinical term for such a person is 'nutty as a fruit cake'.
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What would a person be if he is sexually attracted to planets, such as Neptune. That person looks at pictures of Neptune and masturbates to them?
I tried Google and there was nothing so I assume that there is no such thing.
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Maybe he's an Asstronomer
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And he is really into Uranus
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And he is really into Uranus
Someone had to say it....[;)]
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(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-confused013.gif&hash=396386a856152a890252526964cc44dd)
(http://www.freesmileys.org)
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Yep, if it wasn't Uranus, it would have been mooning! (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fmooners%2F1.gif&hash=03ac5b26c07b82fad37855bf6577b56d)
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Do you imagine youself having sex with it? Isn't it a bit big? How exactly do you have sex with a planet?
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Do you imagine youself having sex with it? Isn't it a bit big? How exactly do you have sex with a planet?
For the benfit of all interested, I shall conduct an experiment over the weekend.
Now, where's those rockets that were left over from Guy Fawkes night?
Ah! Here they are! Now I'll just strap them to my body.................
What does this say? 'Light blue touchpaper and retire immediately' Hmmm, retire, not a bad idea.
So, light blue touchpaper............ OK, done.
Now, retire. A quick email to my clients should do the trick.
Dear Client,
It is with regret that I have to inform you that, with immediate effect, it is my intention to retiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Ftransform%2F9.gif&hash=2cec18f949ba0f0c24ce384d120ac6ba)
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What would a person be if he is sexually attracted to planets
I think the clinical term for such a person is 'nutty as a fruit cake'.
It would be paraphillia (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/paraphillia), except if it was Venus (Williams).
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I wouldn't have sex with a planet you might get asteroids.
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Does the moon Wiggle, or does it just squirm at us?
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...moon Wiggle...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libration
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Thanks RD for recognizing the seriousness of this question.
This site is one of the most deep thinking, full quality, sites I've ever had the pleasure to read.
It brings back faith in humankind.
So it wiggles then?
As Mdriver thought, there's a reason for all things under the sun...
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...we got the taste of the different balls just right...
http://www.marsplanets.co.uk/about/default.aspx
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As a firm believer in empirical study I have undertaken to eat some of the "Planets" above whilst listening to Holst (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Planets) and touching the World !!
Safety belts are fastened !!
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As a firm believer in empirical study I have undertaken to eat some of the "Planets" above whilst listening to Holst (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Planets) and touching the World !!
Safety belts are fastened !!
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Are you expecting this astronomical combination to produce a coronal mass ejection (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronal_mass_ejection) ? [:)]
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. [;D] [;D]
Nice RD..
well, I'm expecting a "release" of something....and I suspect it will be a release of my wits from my cranial cavity as I can't keep my hand on Europe for too long !!
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No no no. I mean, what if a person looks at a picture or a video of a planet (or looks at it through a telescope) , such as Neptune, and masturbates?
WHAT IF A PERSON IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ASTRONOMICAL OBJECTS!?!?!?!?!
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Why don't you try it, I won't tell anybody [;)]
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WHAT IF A PERSON IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ASTRONOMICAL OBJECTS!?!?!?!?!
What if they are? Who cares?
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No no no. I mean, what if a person looks at a picture or a video of a planet (or looks at it through a telescope) , such as Neptune, and masturbates?
WHAT IF A PERSON IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ASTRONOMICAL OBJECTS !?!?!?!?!
Objectophilia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objectum_sexual) is a form of paraphilia where particular inanimate objects produce sexual arousal, a.k.a fetishism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_fetishism).
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No no no. I mean, what if a person looks at a picture or a video of a planet (or looks at it through a telescope) , such as Neptune, and masturbates?
WHAT IF A PERSON IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ASTRONOMICAL OBJECTS!?!?!?!?!
I suppose if ewe ahd an anal thing about it then ewe would be an ARSEstronomer......and if ewe enjoyed some form of colonic irrigation then ewe could be an ARSEstronenemma !!
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Astrophilia? I think you're the only one
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Surely Joviphilia...
the Jovian planets include Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune. Like Jupiter, these planets are gas giants.
http://wind.cc.whecn.edu/~marquard/astronomy/jovian.htm
Psst wanna buy some bootleg copies of "The Sky at Night (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sky_at_Night)" ? [:)]
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I think they might be attracted to my stomach as that is a gas giant.
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This month's "Sky and Telescope" magazine has a centerfold of Jupiter exposing it's deep layer of metallic hydrogen. Mmmmmmmm, I spent too much time in the bathroom, my roommate kept knocking on the door. I hate it when people do that.
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This month's "Sky and Telescope" magazine has a centerfold of Jupiter exposing it's deep layer of metallic hydrogen. Mmmmmmmm, I spent too much time in the bathroom, my roommate keep knocking on the door. I hate it when people do that.
Ewe are a norty boy !...leave those planets alone !! [;)]
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The nearest recognised 'philla I can find to "Joviphilia" is globophilia (balloons)...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Gothamelia/Sandbox
A planet viewed though a telescope does look a bit like a balloon, (or something similar [:)] ) ...
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I think it is also the rubber in the balloon that provides the turn on so perhaps not the same. This is what I've heard anyway...ooops it deflated again.