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Title: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: neilep on 05/09/2006 17:33:47
Wifey wants one of these because she is allergic to cat hair....they're so cute !!..look at those ears !!...trouble is...they're about £500...(almost $1000)...and I know I'll have to buy two !!.......anybody got experience with these Sphynx cats ?

By the way...we are cat lovers and ex-owners..(exchanged pets for four children instead !!).just never had a bald cat before. (well..not that kind of bald pu....STOP IT THERE NEIL !!![:D]) .

........apparently they feel like a hot suede water bottle and need bathing once a week (cripes...and there I was thinking my once a month shower was over doing it ! [:D]

Actually, I have also found out that these cats may not be a cure for people who are allergic to cat hair !!...anybody know why ?



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It's sooooooooooooo cute !!

Men are the same as women, just inside out !
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Mirage on 05/09/2006 17:51:18
I was a little disappointed to find this is all about cats [:(] [;)]

I have no idea when it comes to Sphynx cats but they do ----> http://www.catteries.org.uk/Sphynx.htm  (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpages.infinit.net%2Fbluefire%2FImages%2Fgoogle.gif&hash=90b2cd10cdbc82662f2c37e6bc1401d4)(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpages.infinit.net%2Fbluefire%2FImages%2Fsearch.gif&hash=2969b93a7a20b03d1ab58283e2bfd0cc) (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpages.infinit.net%2Fbluefire%2FImages%2Ftehh.gif&hash=fba58f2025a36a4ec084296298ad1763)

Some days it's not even worth knawing at the straps
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Gaia on 05/09/2006 18:00:09
I think it's because it's not the actual hair but the small particles of shed skin that are allergenic.
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: neilep on 05/09/2006 18:17:05
THANK GAIA...I will do some more research into it.I appreciate greatly your advice. We'll soon find out if she's allergic because we'll be visiting the breeder and we'll spend some time with the cats...

DAN...sorry to disappoint you chum....That's a cool website link..THANK YOU.

In fact...the photos above were sent to me by a local breeder (local to moi of course) which I obtained from another website...most people were quoting £950...but I think they were pedigrees....

Men are the same as women, just inside out !
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Mirage on 05/09/2006 18:25:20
No worries [;)]

I like the top pic of the cat, that one looks cute, the other one I'm not too sure about. Although it's all about the ears, they're wicked. [:)]

Is crazy how much it costs for certain pets. Our Dog was a pedigree, but we got him for free as he was a rescue dog. Luckily he wasn't stuck up or anything like that [;)]

Some days it's not even worth knawing at the straps
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 05/09/2006 18:45:11
Yeperooo, Its not the hair, its the Dander, flakey skin particles!! For sure!!

Karen
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Mirage on 05/09/2006 18:56:39
You might need to buy some of this then

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Flying Monkey Slayer says:

Some days it's not even worth knawing at the straps
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Gaia on 05/09/2006 19:08:53
Now if I really were George I'd have copied and pasted a long screed by now [;)]
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Mirage on 05/09/2006 19:31:32
I take it he does that a lot then [;)]

I have an uncle like that, after all he is a preist, bless him [:)]

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Flying Monkey Slayer says:

Some days it's not even worth knawing at the straps
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: moonfire on 06/09/2006 05:08:07
quote:
Originally posted by Gaia

Now if I really were George I'd have copied and pasted a long screed by now [;)]



Hmmmm, interesting bit here!  Really?  You have read our posts before and know Georgies history, eh?  LOL[8D]

"Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 06/09/2006 06:59:19
Interesting

Karen
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: sworhorvath on 06/09/2006 11:08:13
Aparently they can sweat! Yuk!

"You don't have to tell anybody a damn thing you don't want to"- Mink Stole.
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Gaia on 06/09/2006 13:27:24
quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

quote:
Originally posted by Gaia

Now if I really were George I'd have copied and pasted a long screed by now [;)]



Hmmmm, interesting bit here!  Really?  You have read our posts before and know Georgies history, eh?  LOL[8D]

"Lo" Loretta



Let's just say that 'I know him' [:)]
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Carolyn on 06/09/2006 13:44:47
quote:
Originally posted by Gaia

quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

quote:
Originally posted by Gaia

Now if I really were George I'd have copied and pasted a long screed by now [;)]



Hmmmm, interesting bit here!  Really?  You have read our posts before and know Georgies history, eh?  LOL[8D]

"Lo" Loretta



Let's just say that 'I know him' [:)]



We know curiosity killed the cat, I hope it doesn't kill us.[:)]
Carolyn

p.s. Is his internet still down?
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: neilep on 06/09/2006 13:49:22
I know this is dumb....but..what is a ' screed ' ?..I don't know and just can not be arsed to look it up !!!

Men are the same as women, just inside out !
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Carolyn on 06/09/2006 14:15:11
Not a dumb question at all.  I was wondering the very same thing.  This is what I've found thus far.

http://www.constructioncomplete.com/ConcreteMasonryEquipment/ConcreteScreedMachines.html

I'm still not feeling very bright, cause I'm just not getting the connection with the earlier post this was in.  And, I seem to be babbling - again.

Carolyn
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: moonfire on 06/09/2006 14:23:29
Neil, your questions are not dumb, they are very interesting ones....you made me think about something that has bugged me for a while...

"Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Gaia on 06/09/2006 14:28:35
quote:
Originally posted by neilep

I know this is dumb....but..what is a ' screed ' ?..I don't know and just can not be arsed to look it up !!!

Men are the same as women, just inside out !



screed (noun): a long discourse or essay, especially a diatribe
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Carolyn on 06/09/2006 14:47:26
Thank you so much for clearing that up Gaia.  That makes more sense than a concrete tool and definately describes George.  Have you spoken with him?  Is his internet back up?

Carolyn
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Gaia on 06/09/2006 15:18:33
Sorry folks, he's still off-line and missing you all!!! Will need lots of group hugs when he's back.

Gaia
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 06/09/2006 15:56:28
Thanks Gaia!

Karen
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: neilep on 06/09/2006 17:31:38
Well, I'm glad I'm not alone...Thank you girlies for saying I'm not dumb !!..neither are you !....(I luff girlies soooo much )

and thanks to the mysterious Gaia...Diatribes eh ?....well..I'm full of them !! lol



Men are the same as women, just inside out !
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 06/09/2006 17:39:23
BYE GUYS HAVE TO GO TO WORK! You guys have a great day ok!!! I will miss you all!!!

Karen
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: moonfire on 06/09/2006 19:13:30
cya in a bit...I have to go get car detailed...and dry cleaning ick

"Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 07/09/2006 02:51:15
How did it go today!

Karen
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: moonfire on 07/09/2006 03:47:48
car cannot be detailed today(sarcastically saying this)and it would cost you 10.00 extra...I will wait until Sunday morning hmmmppphhh!  Oil change is done and drycleaning, some grocery store shopping, 2 bills paid, cleaned house-during the day!, aggravated kitty...he came back for more!  Brat Cat!

It was an overall good day...how was yours?

"Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 07/09/2006 09:23:20
Pretty good until evening and tried to send a friend a text message and almost tore my phone to pices because it wouldn't work... I was so frustrated that I wanted to stomp on it and crush the stupid thing! I can't remember getting that upset about anything for a very long time... I suspect I had a tad bit of hostility to get out so better alone by myself then with anyone around!!! Other then that everything else during the day was grand, It was just the evening... Now I am here and you make me calm! thanks LO!

Karen
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: moonfire on 08/09/2006 03:08:15
I don't know what I have done...but glad I could assist...You are so awesome!

"Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 08/09/2006 07:48:38
You are just here when I needed you.. funny that brings me to mind of my mama, As a young adult married with kids. My mom and I were real close... I remember when I moved from a trailer on her property , to a place seven miles away from my mom... At the time I thought wow so cool to finaly be moved away from home, even though I was married and had a beautiful little girl. I had finally moved away from the property... joy wonder new found freedoms, expression my own ideas developing great growth by leaps and bounds, only to find I really was alot like her... we would call each other up and talk for a couple minutes then we would keep the phone to our ears as we watched a tv program and laughed at the same lines ... so silly some times just called her up to know she was there... and she always was... I wish she was here now... dead air on the line again, but she was there..... Like you LO... thanks

Karen
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: moonfire on 08/09/2006 15:00:15
Awww, thanks I am not sure I could live up to the legacy of your mom and it is an honour you would feel that way with me...huggsie!!

"Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: neilep on 08/09/2006 20:57:03
quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

Awww, thanks I am not sure I could live up to the legacy of your mom and it is an honour you would feel that way with me...huggsie!!

"Lo" Loretta




And why not ?....you're old enough aren't you ?  [:D][:D][:D]*crouches down to avoid the thrown house and contents*


Men are the same as women, just inside out !
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 09/09/2006 03:30:04
Dear Sir I am so sad to here that you were hospitalized after the severe blow to the head you recieved when that house landed atop your head.. It was a wise move to duck., but two bad she had a partner who threw the other one... we were bound to make contact with one of those houses...LOL

Karen
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: neilep on 09/09/2006 04:15:09
Perhaps next time you could throw a Trailer instead !!? [:D]

OUCH !!..my poor head !!

Kiss it better ? [;)]

Men are the same as women, just inside out !
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: moonfire on 09/09/2006 04:38:29
quote:
Originally posted by neilep

quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

Awww, thanks I am not sure I could live up to the legacy of your mom and it is an honour you would feel that way with me...huggsie!!

"Lo" Loretta




And why not ?....you're old enough aren't you ?  [:D][:D][:D]*crouches down to avoid the thrown house and contents*

I have a mean swing with a pillow...hmmm, seemeth to me that you might like to meet my lil pillow face to pillow...hehe
Men are the same as women, just inside out !



"Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: moonfire on 09/09/2006 04:39:06
train anyone???  LOL

"Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 09/09/2006 05:01:43
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[:X][:X][:X]Well Does that make it all better, so sorry we clobbered you , maybe next time we might choose something perhaps more humaine maybe a pillow! HUGS BE A good Boy!


Karen
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Post by: Gaia on 15/09/2006 14:55:28
quote:
Originally posted by neilep

THANK GAIA...I will do some more research into it.I appreciate greatly your advice. We'll soon find out if she's allergic because we'll be visiting the breeder and we'll spend some time with the cats...

DAN...sorry to disappoint you chum....That's a cool website link..THANK YOU.

In fact...the photos above were sent to me by a local breeder (local to moi of course) which I obtained from another website...most people were quoting £950...but I think they were pedigrees....

Men are the same as women, just inside out !



How did it go with the visit to the cats?

Gaia  xxx
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: neilep on 15/09/2006 17:01:55
We haven't been yet Mam...we have to contact her at the end of this month to arrange a suitable date in October to visit  !...will keep you updated and then post piccys if we get them.. !

Men are the same as women, just inside out !
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Gaia on 15/09/2006 17:06:41
sending you lots of purrrrrrrrs!

Gaia  xxx
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: neilep on 15/09/2006 18:17:42
Thank You Gaia....purrrrrrs...gratefully received and cuddled.

Men are the same as women, just inside out !
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: moonfire on 15/09/2006 18:20:31
Doesn't kitties need some litter boxes?

"Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 15/09/2006 19:37:18
They are cute thats for sure!

Karen
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: neilep on 15/09/2006 19:43:36
Lo...yaysh !! (that's how my 4 year old says ' yes '!!)..yaysh...kitty litter boxes are required....also good for handing round at partayyys as a quick crunchy gooey nosh (hee hee lol)

Karen Mam...yaysh !...they are so cute !!...lots of people think they look awful and there is a bit of shock factor to recover from before the cuteness element creeps in and bites at your ankles and then climbs up your leg ..........

Men are the same as women, just inside out !
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 15/09/2006 20:21:09
I bet thats nice... climbing up your Leg thing!! LOL Jeesh I hope all is ok with you and family today.. Sounds like kids are well! Never had a cat try to bite my ankle before!!HEE HEE, Always said my Kids were the real ankle bitters!

Karen
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Mirage on 15/09/2006 20:39:27
quote:
Originally posted by neilep

Lo...yaysh !! (that's how my 4 year old says ' yes '!!)..yaysh...kitty litter boxes are required....also good for handing round at partayyys as a quick crunchy gooey nosh (hee hee lol)

Karen Mam...yaysh !...they are so cute !!...lots of people think they look awful and there is a bit of shock factor to recover from before the cuteness element creeps in and bites at your ankles and then climbs up your leg ..........

Men are the same as women, just inside out !



As long as they don't have anything in common with squirels then you'll be just fine [:0]

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Flying Monkey Slayer says:

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Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 16/09/2006 02:05:20
Yeah I hear squirrels can be nasty fellows when cornered!

Karen
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Post by: Gaia on 16/09/2006 08:14:33
Go you remember the squirrels from the old Carling Black Label ads on TV? I just loved 'em squirrels. And before you 'get in' there first - not literally!

Gaia  xxx
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 16/09/2006 09:21:05
I don't think I know those!"old Carling Black Label Adds?" Were they funny?

Gaia, Where are you from?

Karen
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Post by: Gaia on 16/09/2006 10:23:38
quote:
Originally posted by Karen W.

I don't think I know those!"old Carling Black Label Adds?" Were they funny?

Gaia, Where are you from?

Karen



Where's Georgie from :>)

The squirrels were great, going over obstacle courses, circus acrobatic tricks etc. I believe the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film also has trained squirrels. They're intelligent little critters.

Gaia  xxx
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Post by: Karen W. on 16/09/2006 11:12:29
Hi Gaia,
  George lived in a few places growing up,as I recall, mostly england  but born at Hexham, where are you from, the same? I feel like I am missing something!Am I supposed to already know where you are from? did you already tell me or something... OOOh sorry if I forgot and already asked, that's awkward... I usually remember things like that! I do remember George is 5 years older then me! thats good. Hes a July and I'm August!! When is yours! Birthday that is, just month?

My Neighbor had a squirrel , but he was a pet and sweet very sweet! I have not seen Charlie and the chocolate factory yet! Probably won't although I heard good things about it!

Karen
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Post by: Mirage on 18/09/2006 17:00:20
quote:
Originally posted by Gaia

Go you remember the squirrels from the old Carling Black Label ads on TV? I just loved 'em squirrels. And before you 'get in' there first - not literally!

Gaia  xxx



I used to love those.

I can't really remember, was there a Carling advert with a Spider or was that Fosters?

There was one which always had me in stitches though. It was set in some country and the sun was rising, cue three pair of legs running down the stairs in really tacky holiday shorts, then you see a bloke in bed stir gets up and walks to the window. The sun still rising and the three pair of legs turns out to be three men trying to get to the best sunbathing spot. The bloke from the window throws his towel and the theme to the dambusters comes on, the towel (which is of the Union Jack) bounces off the pool unravels on the sun lounger and a beer (pretty sure it was carling) rolls into a ice bucket.

Well I'm pretty sure that's how it went [:)]

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Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Mirage on 18/09/2006 18:22:43
Just found the original Smash advert. Obviously I was a little young for this one, but when I saw it on a tv programme I almost wet myself.......this to me was quality advertising, not like some of the crap we have now......hope you enjoy



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Flying Monkey Slayer says:

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Post by: Karen W. on 18/09/2006 19:13:04
Have to check this out when I get home tonight!

Karen
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Post by: Mirage on 18/09/2006 19:15:53
Well, if I remember correctly, the alien robots were not meant to be laughing but one day the puppeteers were making jokes about the director but as the robots, the director caught them and thought that it was a really good idea, so thus the laughing alien robots are a cheerful bunch [:)]

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Flying Monkey Slayer says:

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Post by: Karen W. on 18/09/2006 19:47:07
That might be interesting!! Have to check it tonight!

Karen
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Post by: Gaia on 18/09/2006 19:48:20
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

quote:
Originally posted by Gaia

Go you remember the squirrels from the old Carling Black Label ads on TV? I just loved 'em squirrels. And before you 'get in' there first - not literally!

Gaia  xxx



I used to love those.

I can't really remember, was there a Carling advert with a Spider or was that Fosters?

There was one which always had me in stitches though. It was set in some country and the sun was rising, cue three pair of legs running down the stairs in really tacky holiday shorts, then you see a bloke in bed stir gets up and walks to the window. The sun still rising and the three pair of legs turns out to be three men trying to get to the best sunbathing spot. The bloke from the window throws his towel and the theme to the dambusters comes on, the towel (which is of the Union Jack) bounces off the pool unravels on the sun lounger and a beer (pretty sure it was carling) rolls into a ice bucket.

Well I'm pretty sure that's how it went [:)]



Yes, I remember the flying blanket on the sun lounger. Boy I miss decent ads with real humour,  though I suppose we at least get a 'comfort break' these days [:D]

Also loved the old Guinness 'pure genius' ads with Rutger Hauer.

Gaia  xxx
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Post by: Gaia on 18/09/2006 19:52:01
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

Just found the original Smash advert. Obviously I was a little young for this one, but when I saw it on a tv programme I almost wet myself.......this to me was quality advertising, not like some of the crap we have now......hope you enjoy





Ah, memories of one's misspent (or not) youth these ads are reviving  [:)]

Gaia  xxx
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Post by: Mirage on 18/09/2006 20:01:06
Ahh the old Guinness ones. Well you can find one of them on this site along with the old 5 4 3 2 1  advert [:D]


http://www.complete****e.com/davethewave-adverts/


What about the Dime bar and Tango adverts? [;)]

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Post by: Mirage on 18/09/2006 17:00:20
quote:
Originally posted by Gaia

Go you remember the squirrels from the old Carling Black Label ads on TV? I just loved 'em squirrels. And before you 'get in' there first - not literally!

Gaia  xxx



I used to love those.

I can't really remember, was there a Carling advert with a Spider or was that Fosters?

There was one which always had me in stitches though. It was set in some country and the sun was rising, cue three pair of legs running down the stairs in really tacky holiday shorts, then you see a bloke in bed stir gets up and walks to the window. The sun still rising and the three pair of legs turns out to be three men trying to get to the best sunbathing spot. The bloke from the window throws his towel and the theme to the dambusters comes on, the towel (which is of the Union Jack) bounces off the pool unravels on the sun lounger and a beer (pretty sure it was carling) rolls into a ice bucket.

Well I'm pretty sure that's how it went [:)]

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Post by: Mirage on 18/09/2006 18:22:43
Just found the original Smash advert. Obviously I was a little young for this one, but when I saw it on a tv programme I almost wet myself.......this to me was quality advertising, not like some of the crap we have now......hope you enjoy



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Post by: Karen W. on 18/09/2006 19:13:04
Have to check this out when I get home tonight!

Karen
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Post by: Mirage on 18/09/2006 19:15:53
Well, if I remember correctly, the alien robots were not meant to be laughing but one day the puppeteers were making jokes about the director but as the robots, the director caught them and thought that it was a really good idea, so thus the laughing alien robots are a cheerful bunch [:)]

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Post by: Karen W. on 18/09/2006 19:47:07
That might be interesting!! Have to check it tonight!

Karen
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Post by: Gaia on 18/09/2006 19:48:20
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

quote:
Originally posted by Gaia

Go you remember the squirrels from the old Carling Black Label ads on TV? I just loved 'em squirrels. And before you 'get in' there first - not literally!

Gaia  xxx



I used to love those.

I can't really remember, was there a Carling advert with a Spider or was that Fosters?

There was one which always had me in stitches though. It was set in some country and the sun was rising, cue three pair of legs running down the stairs in really tacky holiday shorts, then you see a bloke in bed stir gets up and walks to the window. The sun still rising and the three pair of legs turns out to be three men trying to get to the best sunbathing spot. The bloke from the window throws his towel and the theme to the dambusters comes on, the towel (which is of the Union Jack) bounces off the pool unravels on the sun lounger and a beer (pretty sure it was carling) rolls into a ice bucket.

Well I'm pretty sure that's how it went [:)]



Yes, I remember the flying blanket on the sun lounger. Boy I miss decent ads with real humour,  though I suppose we at least get a 'comfort break' these days [:D]

Also loved the old Guinness 'pure genius' ads with Rutger Hauer.

Gaia  xxx
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Post by: Gaia on 18/09/2006 19:52:01
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

Just found the original Smash advert. Obviously I was a little young for this one, but when I saw it on a tv programme I almost wet myself.......this to me was quality advertising, not like some of the crap we have now......hope you enjoy





Ah, memories of one's misspent (or not) youth these ads are reviving  [:)]

Gaia  xxx
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Post by: Mirage on 18/09/2006 20:01:06
Ahh the old Guinness ones. Well you can find one of them on this site along with the old 5 4 3 2 1  advert [:D]


http://www.complete****e.com/davethewave-adverts/


What about the Dime bar and Tango adverts? [;)]

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Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Gaia on 18/09/2006 20:22:08
and the R Whites lemonade... cheesy or what!

Gaia  xxx
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Post by: Mirage on 18/09/2006 20:27:26
I can't remember those. The Tango and 7up ones I can though

Tango are on here

www.absolutelyandy.com/tvadverts

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Post by: neilep on 18/09/2006 20:33:31
quote:
Originally posted by Gaia

and the R Whites lemonade... cheesy or what!

Gaia  xxx



Did you know that the bloke in the R Whites lemonade Ad is Elvis Costello's Daddy !! ?....Well now you know !!

That is a classic ad..I luff it !!

Men are the same as women, just inside out !
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Post by: neilep on 18/09/2006 20:36:30
I haven't got the energy to look at the advert site (I wnat to)  as I presume it means downloading video files and I only have the rest of my life !!..not enough time with my 12k internet connection ( Have I mentioned how crap it is by the way ?)

Men are the same as women, just inside out !
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Post by: Mirage on 18/09/2006 20:40:37
Ummm nope (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpages.infinit.net%2Fbluefire%2FImages%2Fpoke2.gif&hash=03767d69f8d45fca46273fc45f27ce18)  [;)]


Although just remember, if you are downloading porn, minimize the window [;)]

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Post by: neilep on 18/09/2006 20:51:21
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

Ummm nope (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpages.infinit.net%2Fbluefire%2FImages%2Fpoke2.gif&hash=03767d69f8d45fca46273fc45f27ce18)  [;)]


Although just remember, if you are downloading porn, minimize the window [;)]





THAT'S the real bad deal of this whole thing !!!...I don't suppose anyone would allow me to cum round and look at porn on their pc ?...we can share..I don't mind !! [;)]..

Men are the same as women, just inside out !
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Post by: Mirage on 18/09/2006 20:52:38
Only if you bring the toys popcorn

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Post by: moonfire on 18/09/2006 21:32:50
You two are a pair!!!  LOL  Please keep the downloading porn to a minimum as there are children standing by...okay, maybe not...just kidding...

"Lo" Loretta
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Post by: Karen W. on 19/09/2006 03:52:56
Well You can tell things are slow on Neils side of the screen!!I could take a little pic of my sexy swollen ankle today and send it to you, trouble is it would probably take you 10 years to open the darn thing!LOL LOL
I take it you are into feet right!LOL LOL Just kidding you Know!

Karen
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Post by: Gaia on 18/09/2006 20:22:08
and the R Whites lemonade... cheesy or what!

Gaia  xxx
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Post by: Mirage on 18/09/2006 20:27:26
I can't remember those. The Tango and 7up ones I can though

Tango are on here

www.absolutelyandy.com/tvadverts

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Post by: neilep on 18/09/2006 20:33:31
quote:
Originally posted by Gaia

and the R Whites lemonade... cheesy or what!

Gaia  xxx



Did you know that the bloke in the R Whites lemonade Ad is Elvis Costello's Daddy !! ?....Well now you know !!

That is a classic ad..I luff it !!

Men are the same as women, just inside out !
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Post by: neilep on 18/09/2006 20:36:30
I haven't got the energy to look at the advert site (I wnat to)  as I presume it means downloading video files and I only have the rest of my life !!..not enough time with my 12k internet connection ( Have I mentioned how crap it is by the way ?)

Men are the same as women, just inside out !
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Post by: Mirage on 18/09/2006 20:40:37
Ummm nope (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpages.infinit.net%2Fbluefire%2FImages%2Fpoke2.gif&hash=03767d69f8d45fca46273fc45f27ce18)  [;)]


Although just remember, if you are downloading porn, minimize the window [;)]

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Flying Monkey Slayer says:

Remember boys, flies spread disease, so keep your closed (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpages.infinit.net%2Fbluefire%2FImages%2Fth_tumbleweed1.gif&hash=7e56fbbe4aa688ed3a518c7d9eefceef)
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Post by: neilep on 18/09/2006 20:51:21
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

Ummm nope (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpages.infinit.net%2Fbluefire%2FImages%2Fpoke2.gif&hash=03767d69f8d45fca46273fc45f27ce18)  [;)]


Although just remember, if you are downloading porn, minimize the window [;)]





THAT'S the real bad deal of this whole thing !!!...I don't suppose anyone would allow me to cum round and look at porn on their pc ?...we can share..I don't mind !! [;)]..

Men are the same as women, just inside out !
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Post by: Mirage on 18/09/2006 20:52:38
Only if you bring the toys popcorn

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Post by: moonfire on 18/09/2006 21:32:50
You two are a pair!!!  LOL  Please keep the downloading porn to a minimum as there are children standing by...okay, maybe not...just kidding...

"Lo" Loretta
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Post by: Karen W. on 19/09/2006 03:52:56
Well You can tell things are slow on Neils side of the screen!!I could take a little pic of my sexy swollen ankle today and send it to you, trouble is it would probably take you 10 years to open the darn thing!LOL LOL
I take it you are into feet right!LOL LOL Just kidding you Know!

Karen
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Post by: ROBERT on 28/09/2006 18:10:34
quote:
Originally posted by neilep

Wifey wants one of these because she is allergic to cat hair....they're so cute !!..look at those ears !!...trouble is...they're about £500...(almost $1000)...and I know I'll have to buy two !!.......anybody got experience with these Sphynx cats ?

Actually, I have also found out that these cats may not be a cure for people who are allergic to cat hair !!...anybody know why ?




Cat saliva and skin can produce the allergic reaction,
 so a hairless cat could still trigger an allergic reaction.


Here's a recent story about expensive, but hairy, allegedly "allergy-free" cats:-

" Allergy-free cat goes on sale for £2,500
Last updated at 09:18am on 25th September 2006
 
These cute kittens are claimed to be 'allergy free'
For allergic animal lovers, it's the answer to a prayer. An American firm has bred a cat it claims is 'allergy free'.

Allergic reactions to animals are caused by a protein that is excreted in saliva, skin glands and urine. The special felines were selectively bred by reducing this trigger protein.

The hypoallergenic felines are now on sale in America and will appeal to people who would normally develop red eyes, sneezing runny noses and breathing difficulties when around cats.

However, the cat will cost far more than one from your local shelter. Prices start at £2,000 ($3,950) each - plus a £500 ($1,000) shipping fee. Despite this there is already a long waiting list.

California-based biotech firm Allerca tested thousands of cats trying to find the tiny fraction that do not carry the glycoprotein Fel D1, which produces allergies. Those cats were then used to breed the hypoallergenic cats.

Company spokesman Steve May said it was a natural method. He said: "This is a natural gene divergence within the cat DNA - one out of 50,000 cats will have this divergence.

"So naturally divergent cats were found and then bred so there is really no modification of the gene."

In the US alone 38 million households own a cat, and around the world an estimated one in three humans suffer from allergies. "

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=406837&in_page_id=1770&ct=5
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Post by: neilep on 28/09/2006 22:15:14
THANK YOU ROBERT !!! 2.5k !!??...wifey can sneeze !!!  [;)]

Men are the same as women, just inside out !
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Post by: Karen W. on 29/09/2006 04:04:39
WHAT IS 2.5k is that like $2,500.oo in US Currancy... Gosh if it is! OOOCH and you want to buy 2,, are you nuts..CRAZY< Bonkers GONzo!!!!

Karen
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Post by: Carolyn on 29/09/2006 04:11:43
quote:
Originally posted by Karen W.

WHAT IS 2.5k is that like $2,500.oo in US Currancy... Gosh if it is! OOOCH and you want to buy 2,, are you nuts..CRAZY< Bonkers GONzo!!!!

Karen



Karen - I may be wrong (it's happened once or twice), but I think it's closer to $5,000.00 US currency.

Carolyn
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Post by: another_someone on 29/09/2006 04:53:12
quote:
Originally posted by Carolyn

quote:
Originally posted by Karen W.

WHAT IS 2.5k is that like $2,500.oo in US Currancy... Gosh if it is! OOOCH and you want to buy 2,, are you nuts..CRAZY< Bonkers GONzo!!!!

Karen



Karen - I may be wrong (it's happened once or twice), but I think it's closer to $5,000.00 US currency.

Carolyn



Not far off - the sterling/dollar exchange rate is a little short 2:1 (I see 1.8 to one quoted, but no doubt it depends upon whether you are buying or selling).



George
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Post by: Karen W. on 29/09/2006 06:40:20
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE !! I don't ever want to own anything especially a living thing that costs that much money!! Wow No wonder he said she could just sneeze... Yikkes.. besides that it's not the furor hair its the dander (dried skin) Holy Smokes!!

Karen
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Post by: moonfire on 29/09/2006 07:11:17
Karen, remember the B word...hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
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Post by: Karen W. on 29/09/2006 07:14:10
YES< I did not use it!!

Karen
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Post by: moonfire on 29/09/2006 09:03:32
quote:
Originally posted by Karen W.

YES< I did not use it!!

Karen



WHAT IS 2.5k is that like $2,500.oo in US Currancy... Gosh if it is! OOOCH and you want to buy 2,, are you nuts..CRAZY< Bonkers GONzo!!!!

Oh, I am sorry, it must've been that Bad A-- Betty....lol  She is such a hoot...she used your sign on I think...LOL[;)]

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
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Post by: Karen W. on 29/09/2006 17:07:00
UH OH> Loretta, that one too! Man Thats my whole vocabulary!! OH man.. I will need further interpretation please Mam!!

Karen
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Post by: moonfire on 30/09/2006 00:58:40
LOL  It is okay...You made me smile a bit...as I am sure there are others who are too...hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
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Post by: Karen W. on 30/09/2006 02:26:10
Oh well. No insults or other things meant by my vocabulary!

Karen
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Post by: moonfire on 30/09/2006 02:39:35
LOL  i love your vocabulary

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
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Post by: Karen W. on 30/09/2006 02:51:49
Thanks Loretta, I am going to get a bite to eat, will be back on soon! Love ya all!! I is a starvin Marvin...Yikes my kids Like that one!

Karen
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Post by: moonfire on 30/09/2006 04:13:46
lol  yes i do

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
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Post by: Karen W. on 30/09/2006 06:58:31
How are Magnum and Daniel Doing? Hows about you lovely mom! Is she well or have you all avoided the crude...?

Karen
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Post by: moonfire on 30/09/2006 13:43:53
No crud and no one is sick...of course, we are still having California weather right now...76 to 79 degrees daily...we may have a rough Texas winter, meaning more than a week. LOL

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
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Post by: Karen W. on 30/09/2006 15:13:14
Nice we had a couple hot days last week, but now overcast and foggy all day agin, I fear its a early winter.. I am bummed.. Although I think tonight a nice warm fire might be in order! As last night and all the last couple weeks the evenings have been rather chilly!

Karen
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Post by: moonfire on 30/09/2006 18:44:32
Fire...girl we have air conditioning on in the office right now!  LOL

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
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Post by: Karen W. on 30/09/2006 19:13:46
I wish, it is freezin here I am cold all the way through its been really misty all morning, boarderline rain.. today!! Low fog overcast and damp!! Soccer game was fun kids were cute!!

Karen
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Post by: moonfire on 30/09/2006 22:20:19
Beautiful weather Karen, kinda jealous of your weather...drats!  It is 82f now

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
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Post by: Karen W. on 30/09/2006 22:48:07
NIce I wish we could trade.. as I am still cold and was too lazy to build a fire!

Karen
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Post by: Carolyn on 30/09/2006 22:49:25
quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

Beautiful weather Karen, kinda jealous of your weather...drats!  It is 82f now

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta



Here too.  Wish it would hurry up and get cold!

Carolyn
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Post by: another_someone on 01/10/2006 00:03:45
We got cold here - about 10-15C (far from freezing, although it feels like it is after the heat of summer).



George
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Post by: Carolyn on 01/10/2006 00:52:19
I'm jealous George, that's the perfect temp.

Carolyn
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Post by: moonfire on 01/10/2006 01:08:50
I love cooler temps and rain...yes, very ideal weather....

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
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Post by: Karen W. on 01/10/2006 01:46:26
What is 10-15 c in degrees?

Karen
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Post by: Carolyn on 01/10/2006 02:50:29
quote:
Originally posted by Karen W.

What is 10-15 c in degrees?

Karen



I believe it's approx. 50-59

Carolyn
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Post by: moonfire on 01/10/2006 03:21:12
yes you would be correct

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
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Post by: Karen W. on 01/10/2006 04:57:20
Thanks Carolyn and Loretta, That is exactly what it is here all day today.. it is 59 degrees right now on my porch!

Karen
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Post by: moonfire on 01/10/2006 05:28:10
lol  that is great

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
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Post by: Karen W. on 01/10/2006 06:05:22
Its freezing cold, and Robert built a fire so its taking the edge off!

Karen
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Post by: moonfire on 01/10/2006 06:30:36
jealous...i would love to see it and hear it...

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
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Post by: Karen W. on 01/10/2006 06:57:25
I love fires! In the stove that is! Very relaxing and Peacefull!!

Karen
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Post by: moonfire on 01/10/2006 13:36:51
I guess I am a traditional woman....LOL  Give me a fireplace...not for the warmth of it...hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
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Post by: Karen W. on 01/10/2006 17:14:32
I prefer a fire place also, but actually my above post was referring to wood heat in general and not like the forest fires that are blazing here now In Willow Creek area!LOL

Karen
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Post by: Mirage on 02/10/2006 22:55:33
quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

I guess I am a traditional woman....LOL  Give me a fireplace...not for the warmth of it...hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta




Sounds like one of my day dreams.......a gorgeous fireplace in a beautiful log cabin in the mountains some place, away from everyone apart from having someone special there...... I will pick this up tomorrow [;)]

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Post by: Gaia on 02/10/2006 22:57:36
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

I guess I am a traditional woman....LOL  Give me a fireplace...not for the warmth of it...hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta




Sounds like one of my day dreams.......a gorgeous fireplace in a beautiful log cabin in the mountains some place, away from everyone apart from having someone special there...... I will pick this up tomorrow [;)]

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most



Sounds gorgeous, just don't forget the lovely soft rug...



Gaia  xxx
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Post by: moonfire on 03/10/2006 02:20:17
Not a bear rug...right?

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: neilep on 03/10/2006 02:47:06
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

a gorgeous fireplace in a beautiful log cabin in the mountains some place,



This is silly, but in my day dream the fireplace burns the log cabin down ! which is neither romantic nor gorgeous...but still makes me smile for some reason !...in fact, I'm giggling !!..what's that all about ??...I just see it go 'poof' in a puff of smoke like in a cartoon ! [:D]

is this normal ?



Men are the same as women, just inside out !
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 03/10/2006 02:51:00
Neil, Nothing about you is normal... Thats why we wuvs ya!! You make me laugh!! Fires warm.. Is it stormin there too?

Karen
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Post by: neilep on 03/10/2006 03:10:09
quote:
Originally posted by Karen W.

Neil, Nothing about you is normal... Thats why we wuvs ya!! You make me laugh!! Fires warm.. Is it stormin there too?
Karen



Hi Karen Mam,

What I had for supper is causing a storm in my tummy !!...and you know what that means ?...Tornado season in my pants ?




*Note to self:   Why oh why oh why do you continue to give too much info ?*

*Note to self:   Why do you keep writing ' note to selfs' ?*

*Note to self about writing note to selfs:   stop writing silly 'note to selfs '*

*Note to self: Ok*

*Note to self:   See a psychiatrist*


Men are the same as women, just inside out !
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 03/10/2006 03:17:38
I hope you feel better... I ate to much KFC last night for Dinner !! Yousa... I really hope your tum tum feeling better soon as tummy upset is the worst!!Big Hugs and a nice rub for the old tummy! Rub in small circles around tummy and navel area, must be lying on back, relax,  will relieve the upset some!

Karen
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Post by: Mirage on 03/10/2006 17:24:29
quote:
Originally posted by Gaia

quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

I guess I am a traditional woman....LOL  Give me a fireplace...not for the warmth of it...hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta




Sounds like one of my day dreams.......a gorgeous fireplace in a beautiful log cabin in the mountains some place, away from everyone apart from having someone special there...... I will pick this up tomorrow [;)]

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most



Sounds gorgeous, just don't forget the lovely soft rug...



Gaia  xxx



Definitely a lovely soft rug, an ice bucket with a nice chilled bottle of white wine (I don't like champagne and not really a fan of red wine) . There would also be a lovely sofa that you can sink into. There with a special person, snuggle up together with a glass of wine, chatting with only the fire giving the room light. A tender kiss, and a most memorable night. The cabin would have a lovely old stove, not sure what they are called, I would cook, yes I know, a little risky, but sausages, eggs, bacon and beans are easy [;)] but a nice breakfast in bed. The bed itself would have to be a beautiful 4 poster bed, soft pillows and quilt, a beautiful native american indian blanket to help keep us warm.
Nearby there would be a small stream and a lake. We would go fishing, collect some more fire wood and retire back to the cabin. Stoke up the fire, and snuggle up while reading our favourite book.....Oh, not forgetting with a lovely cup of hot coco with marshmallows in [;)]

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Mirage on 03/10/2006 17:28:08
quote:
Originally posted by neilep

quote:
Originally posted by Karen W.

Neil, Nothing about you is normal... Thats why we wuvs ya!! You make me laugh!! Fires warm.. Is it stormin there too?
Karen



Hi Karen Mam,

What I had for supper is causing a storm in my tummy !!...and you know what that means ?...Tornado season in my pants ?




*Note to self:   Why oh why oh why do you continue to give too much info ?*

*Note to self:   Why do you keep writing ' note to selfs' ?*

*Note to self about writing note to selfs:   stop writing silly 'note to selfs '*

*Note to self: Ok*

*Note to self:   See a psychiatrist*


Men are the same as women, just inside out !



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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 03/10/2006 17:29:16
Jeesh Daniel, I am drooling... I love hot cocoa with whipped cream or a marshmellow in it!

Karen
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Post by: moonfire on 03/10/2006 17:31:25
Minus the marshemellowie and you have a winner with hot cocoa with whipped cream and a few chocolate shavings...mmmmm

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
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Post by: Mirage on 03/10/2006 17:36:06
How about with some cinnamon in it as well?

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
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Post by: moonfire on 03/10/2006 17:51:45
mmmmm, mesa jar jar binks..hehe  I wub luv cinnamon

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
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Post by: neilep on 03/10/2006 19:50:25
oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!

Cinnamon is the spice of the devil's sperm !!

oh yeuchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!...how many times have I had to lean over to the next table and heave my dinner into the lap of some 8 year old girl because I've had apple pie with cinnamon in it !!...

...and this is just how sicko you lot are....You even make cinnamon flavoured chewing gum !!....back with you *holds up a crucifix*....back to the hell holes that spawned such a foul tasting offensive loathsome piece of putrid phlegm of devils scrotum juice !!!!!


Men are the same as women, just inside out !
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Mirage on 03/10/2006 20:09:47
So, you don't like cinnamon then

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Gaia on 03/10/2006 21:00:53
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

quote:
Originally posted by Gaia

quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

I guess I am a traditional woman....LOL  Give me a fireplace...not for the warmth of it...hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta




Sounds like one of my day dreams.......a gorgeous fireplace in a beautiful log cabin in the mountains some place, away from everyone apart from having someone special there...... I will pick this up tomorrow [;)]

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most



Sounds gorgeous, just don't forget the lovely soft rug...



Gaia  xxx



Definitely a lovely soft rug, an ice bucket with a nice chilled bottle of white wine (I don't like champagne and not really a fan of red wine) . There would also be a lovely sofa that you can sink into. There with a special person, snuggle up together with a glass of wine, chatting with only the fire giving the room light. A tender kiss, and a most memorable night. The cabin would have a lovely old stove, not sure what they are called, I would cook, yes I know, a little risky, but sausages, eggs, bacon and beans are easy [;)] but a nice breakfast in bed. The bed itself would have to be a beautiful 4 poster bed, soft pillows and quilt, a beautiful native american indian blanket to help keep us warm.
Nearby there would be a small stream and a lake. We would go fishing, collect some more fire wood and retire back to the cabin. Stoke up the fire, and snuggle up while reading our favourite book.....Oh, not forgetting with a lovely cup of hot coco with marshmallows in [;)]

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most




me, me, me, me, me please!!!!!

Gaia  xxx
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Mirage on 03/10/2006 21:17:53
You likey then [;)]

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: tony6789 on 03/10/2006 21:21:50
lol

NEVER! underestimate youth
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: neilep on 03/10/2006 21:35:40
First, I'd get her to shovel the snow from the door and then carry all the bags. Once inside, she has to clean the place from top to bottom whilst I lay down and put my feet up. But before that, she's outside chopping up wood !..all the time she is compliant and appreciative.

So, once she's got the fire burning, I'm on the soft fluffy rug and she on the bare wooden floor getting splinters. Then it's time for even more romance...I look into her eyes and say to her that I have four special words that I want to ask her....we're all so glazed that we're lost within the pools of our eyes....I move towards her and all that we can hear is the crackling of the wood upon the fire...she's waiting these four special wonderful words... four special sensitive words that she has waited for all day since she was up at 3am cleaning my boots with her tongue and sewing the holes in my garments via candlelight...leaning over to gently nibble her ear lobe and to say to her' Get your tits out ?'.......[:)]



But you all knew long before...that it was gonna end with crud like that !!......lets be honest here..I don't have a romantic bone in my body.....I can't even write poetry...hang on lets try this..

Dan Dan he's my mate
When I think of him I mastur...............See what I mean ?...on top of that...I'm predictable too !!...even I know what I'm going to say.......[:D]....sometimes !! [;)]

Men are the same as women, just inside out !
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Mirage on 03/10/2006 21:46:15
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I had a whoopsie

Oh Neil, you are romantic, that start of you poem touched in more ways than one (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesmilies.com%2Fsmilies%2Flove0077.gif&hash=dc9165a96f0d52de3235fd138b725641)

I need one of them musical condom thingy thing

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: tony6789 on 03/10/2006 22:03:32
musical condoms ..... hey man u know what we should invent?
 no what?
A condom that plays music!
 ya man!


lmao

NEVER! underestimate youth
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 04/10/2006 03:42:17
Neil,  Well, No Cinnimon for you then! I guess that leaves more for me... YEAHHH!! I like Cinnimon! I guess I won't send you any cookies then!! As you won't like them....[:(]snivel snivel snivel!!![:(]

Karen
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Post by: Gaia on 04/10/2006 09:16:29
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

You likey then [;)]

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most



I admit it - I'm just a soppy romantic really   [:)]

Gaia  xxx
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 04/10/2006 09:21:53
Good for you Gaia! Me too!

Karen
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Gaia on 04/10/2006 09:24:13
Morning hun, how are you feeling today?

Gaia  xxx
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 04/10/2006 09:41:13
Well a bit stuffy, but I will live .. keep telling myself that! It was a rough day and I am just trying to forget all the bad parts and move on!!
How are you feeling? I hope you are feeling less sick now! You are a romantic too, eh?

Karen
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Gaia on 04/10/2006 10:02:27
A hopeless romantic!!!

Try to imagine yourself 6 months from now. What would you like to be happening in your life? Well, you've got lots of time to works towards it and lots of friends to give you support along the way!

Sounds like the bug's on both sides of the pond. Lots of hot drinks and rest is my prescription. Try to get some sleep, I know it's difficult but give your body a chance to at least rest and recuperrate! As for me, my throat is still bad and temperature yoyoing, which is annoying 'cos I don't usually get fevers. It's just a bug, think I'm just going to have to wait it out, oh well.

Gaia  xxx
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 04/10/2006 14:34:00
Well thanks Gaia, I will try to rest as I think I had a fever this morning upon waking! I felt yucky again, but I have dried off and quit sweating now so maybe it broke, we will see!!  Thanks for all the support! Will be just fine! No more worries I am going to put my head down and just keep moving!!

Karen
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Post by: moonfire on 04/10/2006 15:02:38
Oh, no!  Another  soppy romantic!  Aaaggghh!  LOL  Good morning to you both today!  About to go into work as phone calls are not cutting it...brats!

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Wifey wants a bald ***** !!! (sorry)
Post by: Karen W. on 04/10/2006 15:20:10
HAve a great one loretta, You too Gaia!

Karen

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