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A stupid comment for every occasion.
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03/12/2010 18:05:07 »
As if we haven't got enough damn fool threads here already, here's another one.
Double meanings
Here's your starter:
I was going to write you a letter, but my pen ran out and I couldn't be bothered to run after it.
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If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.
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Some time ago I came across this anecdote about the actor Cary Grant.
A news reporter was trying to find when Cary Grant was born, so he sent the following telegram to Grant's agent:
"HOW OLD CARY GRANT"
As it happened, Cary Grant himself picked the telegram and, upon reading it, sent back the answer:
"OLD CARY GRANT FINE. HOW YOU"
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Where's my walking stick?
I don't know, it went for a walk
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Give me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
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Any of you old coots remember this song?
"See ya later, alligator
In a while, crocodile"
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