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Title: Who is in the contest for the next "Naked Scientist Nutter" award?
Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 09:41:38
So, NSM is gone, and now Asininecritters too. Who will be the next nutter to stand up to the mark? I need a good laugh in the morning!
Title: Who is in the contest for the next "Naked Scientist Nutter" award?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/03/2009 09:47:35
DoctorBeaver. He's mad as a hatter! Castor Absurdam
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 09:51:40
I've realized that I've never known this: What is a hatter, and why are they mad?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/03/2009 09:53:37
A hatter is a person who makes hats DERRRR!

In the 19th century mercury was used a lot in millinery. It was thought (and was quite possibly true) that inhaling the mercury vapours made the milliners mad.
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 10:03:42
Thankyou!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/03/2009 10:07:51
You are most welcome, my dear chap.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/03/2009 10:09:07
I wouldn't say NSM is so much mad as a pathetic, insulting little sh1t.
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 10:12:07
I said NSM was a nutter - but I fully agree. I actually think that they were a "she".
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Post by: Karen W. on 26/03/2009 10:13:11
Hey I did not know that either.. Thanks Stuart and Doc.. That was a good question!

What is NSM and Asininecritters?
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 10:15:15
Nobodysavedme and Asyncritus (however it was spelled).
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 10:17:53
A hatter is a person who makes hats DERRRR!

In the 19th century mercury was used a lot in millinery. It was thought (and was quite possibly true) that inhaling the mercury vapours made the milliners mad.
Apparently, this is the product of mercury inhalation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korsakoff%27s_syndrome
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 26/03/2009 10:18:23
ME!
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Post by: Variola on 26/03/2009 10:21:02
Can I nominate myself??? Being a newbies its hard to get yourself recognised aa a genuine home-bread fruitloop!
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Post by: Karen W. on 26/03/2009 10:21:29
Nobodysavedme and Asyncritus (however it was spelled).

OH....
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Post by: blakestyger on 26/03/2009 10:27:33
A hatter is a person who makes hats DERRRR!

In the 19th century mercury was used a lot in millinery. It was thought (and was quite possibly true) that inhaling the mercury vapours made the milliners mad.

Yes, and then they made that mad TV show with all the grasping contestants who never seem to know anything - Who Wants To Be A Milliner?
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 10:28:51
A hatter is a person who makes hats DERRRR!

In the 19th century mercury was used a lot in millinery. It was thought (and was quite possibly true) that inhaling the mercury vapours made the milliners mad.

Yes, and then they made that mad TV show with all the grasping contestants who never seem to know anything - Who Wants To Be A Milliner?

Mwah ha ha ha!
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Post by: Variola on 26/03/2009 10:29:25
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Yes, and then they made that mad TV show with all the grasping contestants who never seem to know anything - Who Wants To Be A Milliner?



<<<<<<<giggling!!!!!  [;D] [;D]
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Post by: Karen W. on 26/03/2009 10:29:37
ME!
Your going to be the next Nutter?  Why.. what qualifies you a nutter...
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 10:33:37
Can I nominate myself??? Being a newbies its hard to get yourself recognised aa a genuine home-bread fruitloop!

As a newbie, I would like to introduce you to FOG (Finicky Old Gits). We spend our time trolling through posts correcting people, primarily because we're probably a bit dull [:(]

Anyway: Home-bred! (FOG). Your very first FOG!
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Post by: Variola on 26/03/2009 10:39:09
Can I nominate myself??? Being a newbies its hard to get yourself recognised aa a genuine home-bread fruitloop!

As a newbie, I would like to introduce you to FOG (Finicky Old Gits). We spend our time trolling through posts correcting people, primarily because we're probably a bit dull [:(]

Anyway: Home-bred! (FOG). Your very first FOG!

LOL!! Yes I am no sure what happened to my typing there!!! I blame it on trying to eat museli at the same time!! Not sure why bread made it in there though!!!
And I am delighted to be introduced to FOGs, I think I shall be seeing a lot of you all!
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Post by: blakestyger on 26/03/2009 10:43:43
I blame it on trying to eat museli at the same time!! Not sure why bread made it in there though!!!
And I am delighted to be introduced to FOGs, I think I shall be seeing a lot of you all!

I think you're right - that'll be muesli then [FOG] [;D]
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Post by: Variola on 26/03/2009 10:48:25
I blame it on trying to eat museli at the same time!! Not sure why bread made it in there though!!!
And I am delighted to be introduced to FOGs, I think I shall be seeing a lot of you all!

I think you're right - that'll be muesli then [FOG] [;D]



Is it really Muesli???? <checks packet> So it is!! I never knew that!!! Shows how observant I am as I regularly eat it!
I always thought it as muse, as in to ponder, or inspiration, with li on the end!! Although I'm not sure what muesli inspires!! :o)

I shall have a trail of FOGs after me I think!!
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 10:56:27
BTW! We're getting a VW Passat.

I hope that makes sense to someone!

(STB)
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Post by: Karen W. on 26/03/2009 10:59:56
New small car! How will you all fit inside it!Aren't they smallish?
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Post by: blakestyger on 26/03/2009 11:02:19
New small car! How will you all fit inside it!Aren't they smallish?

No, not really - they'll seat two comfortably. [;D]
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 11:03:28
It's a station wagon, as you lot call them. Over here, it's a Variant and "estate" in the UK.

Looks like this (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.autoplenum.de/Bilder/P/p0008862/VW/VW-Passat-Variant-2-5-TDI-V6-Executive--2001-2003-.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.autoplenum.de/Auto/VW/Passat/Modell-Bild-id8.html&usg=__7KFOqIEYOdTx4RPW2qe_9HohXas=&h=360&w=520&sz=53&hl=en&start=6&um=1&tbnid=dkx_etbsy54VRM:&tbnh=91&tbnw=131&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvw%2Bpassat%2Bvariant%2B2.5%2Bv6%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1)
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Post by: Variola on 26/03/2009 11:09:03
It's a station wagon, as you lot call them. Over here, it's a Variant and "estate" in the UK.



Looks like this (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.autoplenum.de/Bilder/P/p0008862/VW/VW-Passat-Variant-2-5-TDI-V6-Executive--2001-2003-.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.autoplenum.de/Auto/VW/Passat/Modell-Bild-id8.html&usg=__7KFOqIEYOdTx4RPW2qe_9HohXas=&h=360&w=520&sz=53&hl=en&start=6&um=1&tbnid=dkx_etbsy54VRM:&tbnh=91&tbnw=131&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvw%2Bpassat%2Bvariant%2B2.5%2Bv6%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1)

Passats are lovely cars, I had one for a long while.
Currently I have an unexciting Escort estate, it will do until I am rich enough to buy my Aston DB9!
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Post by: Karen W. on 26/03/2009 11:10:57
It's a station wagon, as you lot call them. Over here, it's a Variant and "estate" in the UK.

Looks like this (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.autoplenum.de/Bilder/P/p0008862/VW/VW-Passat-Variant-2-5-TDI-V6-Executive--2001-2003-.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.autoplenum.de/Auto/VW/Passat/Modell-Bild-id8.html&usg=__7KFOqIEYOdTx4RPW2qe_9HohXas=&h=360&w=520&sz=53&hl=en&start=6&um=1&tbnid=dkx_etbsy54VRM:&tbnh=91&tbnw=131&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvw%2Bpassat%2Bvariant%2B2.5%2Bv6%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1)
That's really nice.. I don't think I have seen them until now.. Nice easy fit Stuart!
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Post by: Karen W. on 26/03/2009 11:12:22
It's a station wagon, as you lot call them. Over here, it's a Variant and "estate" in the UK.



Looks like this (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.autoplenum.de/Bilder/P/p0008862/VW/VW-Passat-Variant-2-5-TDI-V6-Executive--2001-2003-.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.autoplenum.de/Auto/VW/Passat/Modell-Bild-id8.html&usg=__7KFOqIEYOdTx4RPW2qe_9HohXas=&h=360&w=520&sz=53&hl=en&start=6&um=1&tbnid=dkx_etbsy54VRM:&tbnh=91&tbnw=131&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvw%2Bpassat%2Bvariant%2B2.5%2Bv6%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1)

Passats are lovely cars, I had one for a long while.
Currently I have an unexciting Escort estate, it will do until I am rich enough to buy my Aston DB9!

It is a lovely car..

Stuart are you two having another baby???
Title: Who is in the contest for the next "Naked Scientist Nutter" award?
Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 11:24:21

Stuart are you two having another baby???

Absolutely, definitely, positively not. The old car was just too old...
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Post by: Karen W. on 26/03/2009 12:27:48
AHHHHH Shucky darn! I thought you were expanding your family! LOL... Now now... You don't want anymore eh?
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 12:33:04
I think that it's safe to say that neither of us want another child. Anyway, it's not morally justifiable (which is my excuse and I'm sticking to it!).

In actual fact, with this car we'll be down-sizing. We had an Espace before (which in case you don't know seats 7).
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Post by: Variola on 26/03/2009 12:38:01
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I think that it's safe to say that neither of us want another child. Anyway, it's not morally justifiable (which is my excuse and I'm sticking to it!).

I can understand that..... they grow up!!   [:0] And stop being cute!
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Post by: Karen W. on 26/03/2009 13:16:01
LOL They can be trying as teenagers that's for sure!
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 13:21:43
Talking of spam and nutters...

Camelot (http://www.spike.com/video/monty-python-lego/2405283)
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Post by: Karen W. on 26/03/2009 13:31:40
LOL..LOL
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Post by: neilep on 26/03/2009 13:35:56
Nobodysavedme and Asyncritus (however it was spelled).

I thought they were really nice !
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Post by: Karen W. on 26/03/2009 13:38:22
I really did not no neither of them.
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Post by: Don_1 on 26/03/2009 14:02:57
Keep that nice new car clean eh! (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-merv%2Fcarwash.gif&hash=c3ae7da96349f73e50668d963ed65c51) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 14:10:07
Keep that nice new car clean eh! (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-merv%2Fcarwash.gif&hash=c3ae7da96349f73e50668d963ed65c51) (http://www.freesmileys.org)

I'll try my best, though with 2 marauding boys, it may be a challenge. Maybe they could walk...*thinks*
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Post by: Karen W. on 26/03/2009 14:10:58
Yeah right!
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Post by: Don_1 on 26/03/2009 14:24:30
Who made the bird do that?

God.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Fworthy.gif&hash=05602dea249f0f0db3457aa722852716) (http://www.freesmileys.org)(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Fworthy.gif&hash=05602dea249f0f0db3457aa722852716) (http://www.freesmileys.org)(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Fworthy.gif&hash=05602dea249f0f0db3457aa722852716) (http://www.freesmileys.org)......................... Eh! What happened to the picture of me wearing a dog collar? (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-forum%2Fimg.gif&hash=b2349a58acb219e103d425fc2a070b61) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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Post by: paul.fr on 26/03/2009 14:59:03
Can I nominate myself??? Being a newbies its hard to get yourself recognised aa a genuine home-bread fruitloop!

As a newbie, I would like to introduce you to FOG (Finicky Old Gits). We spend our time trolling through posts correcting people, primarily because we're probably a bit dull [:(]

Anyway: Home-bred! (FOG). Your very first FOG!

You really have to use your loaf on this forum...
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/03/2009 15:08:36
It's a station wagon, as you lot call them. Over here, it's a Variant and "estate" in the UK.



Looks like this (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.autoplenum.de/Bilder/P/p0008862/VW/VW-Passat-Variant-2-5-TDI-V6-Executive--2001-2003-.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.autoplenum.de/Auto/VW/Passat/Modell-Bild-id8.html&usg=__7KFOqIEYOdTx4RPW2qe_9HohXas=&h=360&w=520&sz=53&hl=en&start=6&um=1&tbnid=dkx_etbsy54VRM:&tbnh=91&tbnw=131&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvw%2Bpassat%2Bvariant%2B2.5%2Bv6%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1)

Passats are lovely cars, I had one for a long while.
Currently I have an unexciting Escort estate, it will do until I am rich enough to buy my Aston DB9!

*Yours truly deliberately doesn't mention his Aston Martin Vantage
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 15:22:47
So, NSM is gone, and now Asininecritters too. Who will be the next nutter to stand up to the mark? I need a good laugh in the morning!

This really is not fair, it just allows people to pick on others. Any way, we already have members who's username sounds like cobblers and ones called Alan!

whose - (FOG)
one's - (FOG ptII. Return of the Killer FOG)

Hi Paul, btw! :)
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Post by: paul.fr on 26/03/2009 15:33:56
I blame apples auto spelling correction. Hi back :-)
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 15:36:59
erm, Apple's. (FOG).
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Post by: JimBob on 26/03/2009 16:30:23
A hatter is a person who makes hats DERRRR!

In the 19th century mercury was used a lot in millinery. It was thought (and was quite possibly true) that inhaling the mercury vapours made the milliners mad.

Yes, mercury was used to treat BEAVER FUR! Tell the FULL story, Dr. B. (FOG!)
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Post by: JimBob on 26/03/2009 16:41:42
I blame apples auto spelling correction. Hi back :-)

Can you also blame pears and other members of the rose family?
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Post by: Don_1 on 26/03/2009 17:09:47
I blame apples auto spelling correction. Hi back :-)

Can you also blame pears and other members of the rose family?

Yes you can, even the quince.

BUT NOT, I REPEAT, NOT the McIntosh apple!
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2Fb%2Fbd%2FMcIntosh_with_sticker_by_Lars_Zapf_2006-03-30_cropped.jpg%2F600px-McIntosh_with_sticker_by_Lars_Zapf_2006-03-30_cropped.jpg&hash=53728f6a53d87d63f5cf83dc2dbebad8)
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Post by: JimBob on 26/03/2009 17:18:24
Yes you can! - Scottish apples are the worst.

They have burs.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/03/2009 18:23:48
A hatter is a person who makes hats DERRRR!

In the 19th century mercury was used a lot in millinery. It was thought (and was quite possibly true) that inhaling the mercury vapours made the milliners mad.

Yes, mercury was used to treat BEAVER FUR! Tell the FULL story, Dr. B. (FOG!)

Has anyone got a pair of 2nd-hand testicles Jim can have? He's going to be losing his pretty darned soon  [:(!]
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/03/2009 18:24:43
Yes you can! - Scottish apples are the worst.

They have burs.

Would that be Robert Burs the famous Scottish poet?
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Post by: JimBob on 26/03/2009 19:13:02
Yes you can! - Scottish apples are the worst.

They have burs.

Would that be Robert Burs the famous Scottish poet?

No it is the sauce(ed) populace.


(apple sauce - get it?)
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Post by: JimBob on 26/03/2009 20:00:08
A hatter is a person who makes hats DERRRR!

In the 19th century mercury was used a lot in millinery. It was thought (and was quite possibly true) that inhaling the mercury vapours made the milliners mad.

Yes, mercury was used to treat BEAVER FUR! Tell the FULL story, Dr. B. (FOG!)

Has anyone got a pair of 2nd-hand testicles Jim can have? He's going to be losing his pretty darned soon  [:(!]


(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Frude%2F8.gif&hash=79a60950ee0fe0c0553f76c909a397e2)
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Post by: Bored chemist on 26/03/2009 20:08:11
Next "Naked Science Nutter"?
That reminds me, it's spring now, isn't it?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/03/2009 21:34:21
A hatter is a person who makes hats DERRRR!

In the 19th century mercury was used a lot in millinery. It was thought (and was quite possibly true) that inhaling the mercury vapours made the milliners mad.

Yes, mercury was used to treat BEAVER FUR! Tell the FULL story, Dr. B. (FOG!)

Has anyone got a pair of 2nd-hand testicles Jim can have? He's going to be losing his pretty darned soon  [:(!]


(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Frude%2F8.gif&hash=79a60950ee0fe0c0553f76c909a397e2)

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fhitting%2F5.gif&hash=eee4fb19263c602b5dce30da69bdf108)
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Post by: DrN on 26/03/2009 22:34:08
Well, not me. I'm completely normal. Although possibly slightly (or very) evil, if you believe NSM, due to my involvement with not just one, but several evil pharmaceutical corporations.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/03/2009 22:37:38
Well, not me. I'm completely normal. Although possibly slightly (or very) evil, if you believe NSM, due to my involvement with not just one, but several evil pharmaceutical corporations.

Come the revolution, you'll be up against the wall!
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Post by: JimBob on 26/03/2009 23:42:21
A hatter is a person who makes hats DERRRR!

In the 19th century mercury was used a lot in millinery. It was thought (and was quite possibly true) that inhaling the mercury vapours made the milliners mad.

Yes, mercury was used to treat BEAVER FUR! Tell the FULL story, Dr. B. (FOG!)

Has anyone got a pair of 2nd-hand testicles Jim can have? He's going to be losing his pretty darned soon  [:(!]


(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Frude%2F8.gif&hash=79a60950ee0fe0c0553f76c909a397e2)

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fhitting%2F5.gif&hash=eee4fb19263c602b5dce30da69bdf108)

You dish it out but can't take the heat, eh?
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Post by: JimBob on 26/03/2009 23:43:46
Well, not me. I'm completely normal. Although possibly slightly (or very) evil, if you believe NSM, due to my involvement with not just one, but several evil pharmaceutical corporations.

Come the revolution, you'll be up against the wall!

But if I haden't been hooked on the meds I am taking in the -80s I wouldn't be walking.

But then I wouldn't be over-medicated, either.
 
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Post by: JimBob on 27/03/2009 00:23:16
Next "Naked Science Nutter"?
That reminds me, it's spring now, isn't it?

Have you been smoking the "oregano" again?
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Post by: LeeE on 27/03/2009 00:39:23
They used to be quite smallish but now they're quite biggish.  Oh yes, and they induce a lisp in anyone who talks about them.  Pothibly not one of their betht thelling poinths.
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Post by: DrN on 27/03/2009 14:51:46
Well, not me. I'm completely normal. Although possibly slightly (or very) evil, if you believe NSM, due to my involvement with not just one, but several evil pharmaceutical corporations.



Come the revolution, you'll be up against the wall!

Thanks for the support! You'll be the one pulling the trigger then?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 27/03/2009 16:23:21
Trigger? What trigger? It'll be squashy tomatoes from 20 paces.
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Post by: JimBob on 27/03/2009 18:25:29
Trigger? What trigger? It'll be squashy tomatoes from 20 paces.

Whimped out, didn't ya?
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Post by: Make it Lady on 27/03/2009 19:12:58
Next "Naked Science Nutter"?
That reminds me, it's spring now, isn't it?

Have you been smoking the "oregano" again?

I prefer smoked duck breasts or trout.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 27/03/2009 20:58:07
"Do you like duckling?"

"I don't know. I've never duckled"
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 27/03/2009 20:58:34
Trigger? What trigger? It'll be squashy tomatoes from 20 paces.

Whimped out, didn't ya?

Yup. You want to get on the wrong side of the fishy woman?
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Post by: Variola on 27/03/2009 21:42:15
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Thanks for the support! You'll be the one pulling the trigger then?

That may not have been the tpe of "up against the wall" he meant...  [:P] [;D]
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 01:22:00
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Thanks for the support! You'll be the one pulling the trigger then?

That may not have been the tpe of "up against the wall" he meant...  [:P] [;D]

How very dare you cast aspersions! Or any other type of flowering shrub! (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-angry009.gif&hash=b09fcc59e57cddc96d993cda56d43dd9) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 01:29:53
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How very dare you cast aspersions! Or any other type of flowering shrub!

Well, I'm still not convinced of the animal name explanation on the other thread..... [;D]

Aspersions are my favorite flower!  [:P]
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 01:31:58
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How very dare you cast aspersions! Or any other type of flowering shrub!

Well, I'm still not convinced of the animal name explanation on the other thread..... [;D]

Tuff TT  [:P]
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Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 01:33:28
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Tuff TT  tongue

Is that a medical condition? Caused by abnormal collagen fibres in the breasts??  [:D]
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 01:34:15
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Tuff TT  tongue

Is that a medical condition? Caused by abnormal collagen fibres in the breasts??  [:D]

No, as you full well know.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 01:35:24
Now, stop being abstruse or I shall have to attack you (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Farmy%2F2.gif&hash=7dde9c8cadef1ece1cf5812127773d08)
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Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 01:36:49
Now, stop being abstruse or I shall have to attack you (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Farmy%2F2.gif&hash=7dde9c8cadef1ece1cf5812127773d08)

<<<<<< hides.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 01:39:24
I can still see you (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-scared004.gif&hash=3770b5e19b9ace5b51eca305b94a101a) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 01:43:49
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I can still see you

<<<wonders if she should have worn the PJs without the fluffy sheep on it. One does like to give the impression of being sophisticated....  [:o]
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Post by: JimBob on 28/03/2009 01:56:31
You just can't let him get away with his really imbecilic threats.

I'm coming in for the kill of this old dinosaur --

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fshooting1%2F9.gif&hash=80a03dda742c79ee317c38e56ce7fd86)



I protect sheep.
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Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 01:59:01
You just can't let him get away with his really imbecilic threats.

I'm coming in for the kill of this old dinosaur --

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fshooting1%2F9.gif&hash=80a03dda742c79ee317c38e56ce7fd86)





I protect sheep.

You know this really isn't fair... I don't have any of the good smilies!!!
How do you get them up there???

Oh, and thankyou :o) Neil would be impressed.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 28/03/2009 02:02:17
You can see the site when you quote.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 28/03/2009 02:03:35
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fcartoon%2F9.gif&hash=7aec163c884084255987a214c80b59dd)
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Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 02:04:20
You can see the site when you quote.

Just spotted it after I had clicked post!! TY, I will have a look. Although I should really go to bed...
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Post by: JimBob on 28/03/2009 02:05:38
It is Friday Night. Why go to bed?

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Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 02:09:23
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It is Friday Night. Why go to bed?

Cos its Sat morning here? lol  I'm wide awake though, or should that be narrow asleep??

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fwhipping%2F2.gif&hash=e8a82c9f06df7bea2916b278c9a26c24)


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Post by: Karen W. on 28/03/2009 02:27:58
Friday night and no place to go!
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Post by: JimBob on 28/03/2009 02:41:32
Yep, and a Dom in the house - HELP!!!!!!!
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Post by: Karen W. on 28/03/2009 02:43:11
A dom in the hose?
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Post by: Karen W. on 28/03/2009 02:43:53
You have a water leak Jim?
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Post by: JimBob on 28/03/2009 02:46:56
You have a water leak Jim?

What does my incontinence have to do with anything???
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Post by: Karen W. on 28/03/2009 02:49:17
UMMMM I did not know you were speaking of your incontinence Jim!
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Post by: Karen W. on 28/03/2009 02:50:26
Oh .. You edited your post.. now whats a DOM?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 03:01:20
DOM=Document Object Module. Everyone knows that!

http://www.w3.org/DOM/ (http://www.w3.org/DOM/)
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 03:02:43
You just can't let him get away with his really imbecilic threats.

I'm coming in for the kill of this old dinosaur --

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fshooting1%2F9.gif&hash=80a03dda742c79ee317c38e56ce7fd86)



I protect sheep.

I see the Texarse Painsore Massacre man is getting ideas above his station again
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Post by: JimBob on 28/03/2009 03:02:57
Oh .. You edited your post.. now whats a DOM?

Dominatrix, silly

Have you been living in the woods???? (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Flol%2F9.gif&hash=b06449ef951e0f17ef1c2e44ba099613)
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Post by: JimBob on 28/03/2009 03:03:12
DOM=Document Object Module. Everyone knows that!

http://www.w3.org/DOM/ (http://www.w3.org/DOM/)

GEEK !!!!
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Post by: JimBob on 28/03/2009 03:04:30
You just can't let him get away with his really imbecilic threats.

I'm coming in for the kill of this old dinosaur --

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fshooting1%2F9.gif&hash=80a03dda742c79ee317c38e56ce7fd86)



I protect sheep.

I see the Texarse Painsore Massacre man is getting ideas above his station again

Massacre? We ain't got no stinkin' massacre, hombre!
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 28/03/2009 03:06:41
What? We don't?

But I was all ready!

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fcartoon%2F11.gif&hash=8504e28677ad4b12ac17ef6153a3405b)
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 03:08:43
You been eating possum again?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 28/03/2009 03:10:29
Penguins

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fanimals%2F7.gif&hash=160da4f1cec47c38718fd3e40f6ddfe1)
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Post by: Karen W. on 28/03/2009 03:11:00
DOM=Document Object Module. Everyone knows that!

http://www.w3.org/DOM/ (http://www.w3.org/DOM/)
Hey I did not know that!
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Post by: Karen W. on 28/03/2009 03:11:58
Oh .. You edited your post.. now whats a DOM?

Dominatrix, silly

Have you been living in the woods???? (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Flol%2F9.gif&hash=b06449ef951e0f17ef1c2e44ba099613)

AH Yes as a matter of fact out in the sticks! LOL...
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Post by: Karen W. on 28/03/2009 03:13:03
You been eating possum again?
No That would be me Doc!
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Post by: Karen W. on 28/03/2009 03:13:56
Penguins

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fanimals%2F7.gif&hash=160da4f1cec47c38718fd3e40f6ddfe1)

I love that penguin clip!

Don't penguins have a great sense of humor?
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Post by: JimBob on 28/03/2009 03:14:45
Ya see - your not so smart, you fur covered nightmare.
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Post by: JimBob on 28/03/2009 03:16:17
Penguins

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fanimals%2F7.gif&hash=160da4f1cec47c38718fd3e40f6ddfe1)

I love that penguin clip!

Don't penguins have a great sense of humor?

SIGN AT THE ZOO --

Please do not anthropomorphize the animals.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 28/03/2009 03:16:46
Is that the word of the day?
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Post by: JimBob on 28/03/2009 03:19:44
No.

The word for the day is "cartelize."
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Post by: Karen W. on 28/03/2009 03:27:58
How about the meanings of the words! LOL...
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Post by: JimBob on 28/03/2009 03:29:09
car-tel (kär tel')  n.
                  1.  an international syndicate, formed esp.
                       to control prices and output in some
                       field of business.
                  2.  an association of political groups acting
                       as a unit toward a common goal.
                  3.  a written agreement between belligerents,
                       esp. for the exchange of prisoners.
             [1550-60; < MF < It cartello letter of defiance,
             poster = cart (a) sheet of paper (< L c (h) arta;
             see CARD 1) + -ello dim. suffix]
   Derived words
             --car-tel'ism, n.
             --car-tel'ist, n.
             --car-tel'ize, v.i., v.t. <-ized, -iz-ing>
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Post by: Karen W. on 28/03/2009 03:32:18
I got that one... its the first one I don't recognize!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 08:48:02
If you Yanks (and Confederates) spell "Cartelism" with an S, why do you insist on using a Z in "Cartelize"?
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Post by: JnA on 28/03/2009 11:52:03
I scanned these pages for my name..

clearly I'm not trying hard enough.
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Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 12:14:00
DOM=Document Object Module. Everyone knows that!

http://www.w3.org/DOM/ (http://www.w3.org/DOM/)

Nope... dom is definately dominatrix!!  (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fwhipping%2F2.gif&hash=e8a82c9f06df7bea2916b278c9a26c24)
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 12:36:57
So where does Dick come into it? On second thoughts you'd better not answer that.
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Post by: Variola on 28/03/2009 12:51:36
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On second thoughts you'd better not answer that.

See...you are getting to know me already...  [;D]
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 12:55:20
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On second thoughts you'd better not answer that.

See...you are getting to know me already...  [;D]

I'm a very astute rodent.
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Post by: JimBob on 28/03/2009 19:21:05
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On second thoughts you'd better not answer that.

See...you are getting to know me already...  [;D]

I'm a very astute rodent.

"ass-tute?" My, my, too much vindaloo, Doc.

 
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/03/2009 20:35:14
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On second thoughts you'd better not answer that.

See...you are getting to know me already...  [;D]

I'm a very astute rodent.

"ass-tute?" My, my, too much vindaloo, Doc.

 

One can never have too much vindaloo (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Frude%2F20.gif&hash=33b5354a40d0701889db23e4c8ebee95) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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Post by: JimBob on 28/03/2009 21:49:08
Thou makest an exceedingly fine argument, sirrah.