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Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
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Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
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Quote from: demografx on 23/06/2010 01:03:52
Frankly, I see no udder way.
I'n got a better solution - it's my goose that done been inseminated by a longhorn bull and now lays golden eggs.
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That's a
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I'n
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long thought on that 'un. And yes, it's a very
stable
one as
well,
cause the goose has water.
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Any more like that and I'm locking this thread.
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Geezer, please don't! Perhaps Jim can unlock some bull here.
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You'd think. That's about all they have in Texarse.
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Texarse? Is that where you found your proctologist?
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I have eaten corned meat that was branded Texan Chilli, very tasty it was too, as far as mystery meat and other by products ( including poultry) goes. The can did not have hooves in it with this brand, others do.
I have met persons who could not find their fundament without a proctologist and a good map to guide their hands...............
I think the goose pate is well and truly cooked as far as this subject goes, I would go as far as to say it's goose is as good as its gander.
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Freudian slip
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Or...he had a photographic memory which was never developed.
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De-velope is what you do when you open the mail.
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Is that what you do after around 15 years after E-loping?
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Isn't that a website for people that like virtual running.
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Some women develop very early in life. Does that make them
develop
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Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
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now I am thinking about Christina Applegate!
A doctor is asking his audience about dangerous foods, and a old man says to him " Wedding cake "!
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Good one, Sean. [
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A backward poet writes inverse.
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With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
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And with the divorce she became a housewife.
I do know a guy who loved wedding cake, but hated the new car smell. He had a car that outlasted 3 wives. All became housewives, they kept the house, he kept the car.
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