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Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: Elvis Presley on 14/08/2011 20:25:52
For Neil and Deano...

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Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: neilep on 14/08/2011 22:18:03
Lol...I agree with all the options !...but felt obliged...nay bullied by deano to vote with regard to their total disregard !...This is all part of their ability to own the owner. My training is coming along very well and I am happy to be dominated by my cat !.. [;D]

Thanks EP !!
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: Karen W. on 16/08/2011 08:52:38
lol...lol Yes, and they are certainly soft and cuddly.. I love that with their independence!
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: SeanB on 16/08/2011 20:01:04
Best thing is the cat next door. Very friendly, comes over to be petted and stroked, but is self cleaning and self feeding.
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: Karen W. on 16/08/2011 21:50:15
Kind of like grand children after five....lol...
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: neilep on 17/08/2011 10:23:03
It's clear this site is full of cat lovers !  [;D]
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: demografx on 17/08/2011 22:20:38
Confirmed cat lover here (identity papers and all)
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: Elvis Presley on 17/08/2011 22:44:26
It's clear this site is full of cat lovers !  [;D]

Cats are THE best animal.
Number two: donkeys.
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: Geezer on 17/08/2011 22:47:14
Our Shona LOVES cats.

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Post by: neilep on 18/08/2011 00:59:01
Our Shona LOVES cats.

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is Shona constipated ?
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: Karen W. on 20/08/2011 07:50:31
lol....lol...hee hee.. Is Shona part scottish Terrier..?
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: Geezer on 20/08/2011 17:38:56
She's all Scottish Terrier. Believe it or not, that's her smiling for me!


Here she is in a slightly more dignified pose.


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Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: RD on 20/08/2011 20:29:13
Very versatile ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/101_Uses_for_a_Dead_Cat
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: demografx on 21/08/2011 02:27:18
She's all Scottish Terrier. Believe it or not, that's her smiling for me!


Here she is in a slightly more dignified pose.


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How elegant, dignified and scholarly looking!
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: demografx on 21/08/2011 02:29:52

It's clear this site is full of cat lovers !  [;D]


Cats are THE best animal.

Number two: donkeys.


Holding my breath + I couldn't sleep for wondering: what's number three (3) ????
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: Karen W. on 21/08/2011 05:33:36
She's all Scottish Terrier. Believe it or not, that's her smiling for me!


Here she is in a slightly more dignified pose.



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AH HA!  Now that's a much more becoming pin tyre of her.....less ratty looking....
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: Geezer on 21/08/2011 08:07:49
She's quite the "babe magnet" too  [;)]

Mind you, she's not to be trusted. She met a Yorkshire Terrier while we were walking recently. All was going well until Shona sussed out the Yorkie, decided it was probably a rat, then proceeded to grab it by the scruff of the neck. If I hadn't hauled her off the Yorkie PDQ, I'm pretty sure she would have broken its neck with a couple of swift shakes. She's not very big, but she's built like a tank.

We should never forget that dogs are really slightly domesticated wolves.
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: Karen W. on 22/08/2011 03:41:57
lol...lol ... very true and funny!
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: Elvis Presley on 22/08/2011 07:02:10

It's clear this site is full of cat lovers !  [;D]


Cats are THE best animal.

Number two: donkeys.


Holding my breath + I couldn't sleep for wondering: what's number three (3) ????

Camels.
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: SeanB on 22/08/2011 20:57:38
You know, I really had a hard time trying to light a Camel, it kept running away whenever I tried to stick it's head into the fire.........
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: Geezer on 22/08/2011 21:42:16
You know, I really had a hard time trying to light a Camel, it kept running away whenever I tried to stick it's head into the fire.........

Are you not supposed to brick them first?
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: Airthumbs on 23/08/2011 00:46:19
The best thing about cats is I'm getting two of them on wednesday  [;D]
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Post by: Karen W. on 23/08/2011 05:36:08
Congratulations! Enjoy....
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Post by: Karen W. on 23/08/2011 11:19:46
Welcome to the forum Sean Paul!
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: graham.d on 23/08/2011 16:08:53
You know, I really had a hard time trying to light a Camel, it kept running away whenever I tried to stick it's head into the fire.........

Are you not supposed to brick them first?

Geezer, you know all the old jokes but only obliquely refer to them. Is this the one...

I met a bloke the other day who castrates camels. I asked him how does he do this. He said he gets two bricks and slams them together about the camel's gonads. I asked him "Oh heck, doesn't that hurt?". He replied "Nah! Well, only if you get your thumb in the way as you slam the bricks".

Is that the one? :-)
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: Geezer on 23/08/2011 16:34:23
You know, I really had a hard time trying to light a Camel, it kept running away whenever I tried to stick it's head into the fire.........

Are you not supposed to brick them first?

Geezer, you know all the old jokes but only obliquely refer to them. Is this the one...

I met a bloke the other day who castrates camels. I asked him how does he do this. He said he gets two bricks and slams them together about the camel's gonads. I asked him "Oh heck, doesn't that hurt?". He replied "Nah! Well, only if you get your thumb in the way as you slam the bricks".

Is that the one? :-)

Yes - at least a variation of that. The purpose of "bricking" is to ensure that the camel is full of water so it will make it to the next oasis. You wait until the camel is drinking at the water hole, then sneak up behind it and brick it.

The punch line is the same.
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: Titanscape on 04/10/2011 14:07:54
I like their way of recognizing a friend and their trust and acceptance with pleasure of the strokes and holds.
Title: Cats – the best thing about them?
Post by: alvinsmith on 11/10/2011 09:29:48
Best thing about them is being sweet, After a long hours of  work they will come after you just to relax you.

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