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General Discussion & Feedback => Just Chat! => Topic started by: neilep on 22/04/2008 15:13:05
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I just had a grommet taken out of my ear this morning !!...My ear hurts and it was a painful procedure.
I want sympathy please ! [>:(]
*giving the sheep sympathy will mean that something nice will happen to you in the next few days....Mrs SoandSo from TrottersBottom Lane , Somwherereshire.....gave Sheepy sympathy and then went on to win the lottery. Mr Cantbebothered did not give sympathy, the next day he was eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex*
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I don't seem to have any sympathy to hand. Can I offer you a Jammy Dodger instead?
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More cheese, grommit....
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I don't seem to have any sympathy to hand. Can I offer you a Jammy Dodger instead?
That'll do.......Although a Jammy Dodger is strictly not a substitute for sympathy...... it will at least save you being consumed by T-Rex. (Awaits Marc Bolan quip perhaps)
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More cheese, grommit....
Cheese will do too.....though it has to be Roquefort !
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*goes to sympathy store*
oh... sorry, they're sold out [:(]
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Ahhh poor whittle Sheepy.. needs some nice snuggles. and needs to be waited on, and spoon fed.. and doated on by all manner of Ewes available for cuddling wuff......ooooooh and a nice nursie for those oh so comforting sponge baths!!!
There there whittle Sheepie.... all those nice whittle nursies will make it all better..... Ok Ladies...... Sheepy needs some pampering wuff!!! ...LOL....LOL... hugs and hopes your ear feels better soon......
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*goes to sympathy store*
oh... sorry, they're sold out [:(]
This is not good !!....beware....there may be a dinosaur waiting for ewe in your toilet. Please check it before ewe sit down !
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and a nice nursie for those oh so comforting sponge baths!!!
There there whittle Sheepie.... all those nice whittle nursies will make it all better..... Ok Ladies......
well, dang... if it means sponge baths from hot little nursies... I'll have a gromet removed from MY ear too!!!!
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ah poor whittle sheepy.. needs some nice snuggles. and needs to be waited on and soon fed.. and dottbed on by all manner of Ewes available for cuddling wuff.... and a nice nursie for those oh so comforting sponge baths!!!
There there whittle Sheepie.... all those nice whittle nursies will make it all better..... Ok Ladies...... Sheepy needs some pampering wuff!!! ...LOL....LOL... hugs and hopes your ear feels better soon......
Awwwwwwwwww I like the idea of lots of nurses (girly nurses that is).....yes..yes...spoon fed, bed baths, bottom wipes......"other" extras !!
......this is good..Thank ewe Kareny Mam.......buy a lottery ticket and you'll have a good luck!**
** For good luck to be really effective ewe must buy a thousand tickets !!
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and a nice nursie for those oh so comforting sponge baths!!!
There there whittle Sheepie.... all those nice whittle nursies will make it all better..... Ok Ladies......
well, dang... if it means sponge baths from hot little nursies... I'll have a gromet removed from MY ear too!!!!
We can double date !!
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usually, i don't like to share. ESPECIALLY when it comes to hot little nursies!!! but for you neil.... ANYTHING!!!
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usually, i don't like to share. ESPECIALLY when it comes to hot little nursies!!! but for you neil.... ANYTHING!!!
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Thanks Justy......I of course share with you too.....in fact...want some kids ?...and a wifey ?
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Just to play Devil's Advocate, I give you NO SYMPATHY!!
Hahahahaha! *Flicks the wounded ear.*
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Neil take care and bring some more of your funny posts for us all
as you are good guy then everyone on here is a decent lot aaaww
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ah poor whittle sheepy.. needs some nice snuggles. and needs to be waited on and soon fed.. and dottbed on by all manner of Ewes available for cuddling wuff.... and a nice nursie for those oh so comforting sponge baths!!!
There there whittle Sheepie.... all those nice whittle nursies will make it all better..... Ok Ladies...... Sheepy needs some pampering wuff!!! ...LOL....LOL... hugs and hopes your ear feels better soon......
Awwwwwwwwww I like the idea of lots of nurses (girly nurses that is).....yes..yes...spoon fed, bed baths, bottom wipes......"other" extras !!
......this is good..Thank ewe Kareny Mam.......buy a lottery ticket and you'll have a good luck!**
** For good luck to be really effective ewe must buy a thousand tickets !!
Lol..Lol.....I don't know thinking back on that there post... finger foods might be a lot more preferable.......hee hee...
By the way Mr. Sheepy ..Luck maker of all the sympathizing members of this Sheep following flock........ I am already lucky and a thousand tickets won't change that!...Lol... feel better soon and you better put your lip out a little more and show us all those sad whittle puppy dog eyes..... you may attract more sympathy that way!!!
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Just to play Devil's Advocate, I give you NO SYMPATHY!!
Hahahahaha! *Flicks the wounded ear.*
Beware of your underwear for the next few days....ewe may get itchy !!
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Neil take care and bring some more of your funny posts for us all
as you are good guy then everyone on here is a decent lot aaaww
THANK EWE Rosalind. This is very kind of you. I predict nice things.
Everyone else here being decent is questionable though ! [:D] [;)]
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Ohhhhhh NOooooooooooo hes got fleas .......or Sheepy icthing powder.......sheep jock itch!!!!! Lol...Lol
Run Ben............... Run...........!!!!!!!!! Hee Hee hee...
Whoops.. watch out Rosalind hee hee.. I am not decent!!!
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Sheepy, when I was young and had ear ache my mum would let me lay my head on her bussom. The heat from her breasts would sooth the ear pain. So little bah lamb, come over here love and rest your head. No going brrrr-brrrr-brrrr though just the ear soothing nothing else.
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Ohhhhhh NOooooooooooo hes got fleas .......or Sheepy icthing powder.......sheep jock itch!!!!! Lol...Lol
Run Ben............... Run...........!!!!!!!!! Hee Hee hee...
Whoops.. watch out Rosalind hee hee.. I am not decent!!!
I hope he heeds your warning Karen !...though, I suspect he'll still be tiptoeing in itchyville !!...*bbrrrwwahhh hhhaaaa haaaa * evil sheepy baaaas *
........of course you're decent !! [;D]
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Sheepy, when I was young and had ear ache my mum would let me lay my head on her bussom. The heat from her breasts would sooth the ear pain. So little bah lamb, come over here love and rest your head. No going brrrr-brrrr-brrrr though just the ear soothing nothing else.
How can I refuse ?.......and in turn ewe can your rest your head on my furry tummy and hear my sheepy purr !! [::)]
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I can't be bothered with sympathy, have some apathy.
Just kidding, I wish you a speedy recovery and all the attention from nurses that you want.
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Ohhhhhh NOooooooooooo hes got fleas .......or Sheepy icthing powder.......sheep jock itch!!!!! Lol...Lol
Run Ben............... Run...........!!!!!!!!! Hee Hee hee...
Whoops.. watch out Rosalind hee hee.. I am not decent!!!
I hope he heeds your warning Karen !...though, I suspect he'll still be tiptoeing in itchyville !!...*bbrrrwwahhh hhhaaaa haaaa * evil sheepy baaaas *
........of course you're decent !! [;D]
You be an evil whittle Sheepy for sure......now leave that young man be and pick on someone your own size!!!....... DANIEL....? DANIEL......? DANIEL.......? WHERE FOR ART THOU DANIEL true friend and comrade of our own Sheepy???
Decent indeedy I am!
[;D] [;D]
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Sheepy, when I was young and had ear ache my mum would let me lay my head on her bussom. The heat from her breasts would sooth the ear pain. So little bah lamb, come over here love and rest your head. No going brrrr-brrrr-brrrr though just the ear soothing nothing else.
How can I refuse ?.......and in turn ewe can your rest your head on my furry tummy and hear my sheepy purr !! [::)]
Do sheep purr!?
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Awwwww, poor sheepie! You have my most sincere sympathies! Gosh, you deserve some special treatment! Come on over and I'll have some fresh squeezed FLORIDA (we're famous for our oranges ya know) orange juice and plenty of ice! Since you're always wearing those confining high heels, I've arranged for a special masseuse to come over and massage all 4 of your feet while I scratch your back.
Just for the record, I would've given sympathy without the promise of good luck and winning the lottery, though I do appreciate it. Our lottery is up to 32 million so thanks!
I feel just terrible that it's taken me so long to dish out sympathy for you but I have a good excuse. I spent 6 hours driving to and from my dentist and a whopping 9 hours in his office for a total of 15 hours of dental hell! My mouth hurts and I have a headache so I think I need a little sympathy too. [:-'(]
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*checks sympathy store again*
they've restocked!!!
I went and bought twenty, Just for you two! [:D]
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Just to play Devil's Advocate, I give you NO SYMPATHY!!
Hahahahaha! *Flicks the wounded ear.*
Beware of your underwear for the next few days....ewe may get itchy !!
Today I'm itch free! *Dumps itching powder on sheepy's back.*
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Awwwww, poor sheepie! You have my most sincere sympathies! Gosh, you deserve some special treatment! Come on over and I'll have some fresh squeezed FLORIDA (we're famous for our oranges ya know) orange juice and plenty of ice! Since you're always wearing those confining high heels, I've arranged for a special masseuse to come over and massage all 4 of your feet while I scratch your back.
Just for the record, I would've given sympathy without the promise of good luck and winning the lottery, though I do appreciate it. Our lottery is up to 32 million so thanks!
I feel just terrible that it's taken me so long to dish out sympathy for you but I have a good excuse. I spent 6 hours driving to and from my dentist and a whopping 9 hours in his office for a total of 15 hours of dental hell! My mouth hurts and I have a headache so I think I need a little sympathy too. [:-'(]
Blasted dentists! Can't do anything painless! *Hands over his sympathy.*
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I can't be bothered with sympathy, have some apathy.
Just kidding, I wish you a speedy recovery and all the attention from nurses that you want.
THANK YOU very much Bored Chemist. Much appreciated .
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Sheepy, when I was young and had ear ache my mum would let me lay my head on her bussom. The heat from her breasts would sooth the ear pain. So little bah lamb, come over here love and rest your head. No going brrrr-brrrr-brrrr though just the ear soothing nothing else.
How can I refuse ?.......and in turn ewe can your rest your head on my furry tummy and hear my sheepy purr !! [::)]
Do sheep purr!?
Just my tummy !!
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Awwwww, poor sheepie! You have my most sincere sympathies! Gosh, you deserve some special treatment! Come on over and I'll have some fresh squeezed FLORIDA (we're famous for our oranges ya know) orange juice and plenty of ice! Since you're always wearing those confining high heels, I've arranged for a special masseuse to come over and massage all 4 of your feet while I scratch your back.
Just for the record, I would've given sympathy without the promise of good luck and winning the lottery, though I do appreciate it. Our lottery is up to 32 million so thanks!
I feel just terrible that it's taken me so long to dish out sympathy for you but I have a good excuse. I spent 6 hours driving to and from my dentist and a whopping 9 hours in his office for a total of 15 hours of dental hell! My mouth hurts and I have a headache so I think I need a little sympathy too. [:-'(]
I reciprocate the sympathy though 15 hours of dental hell really doesn't compare to the full ten minutes I had to endure !.....get a sense of perspective will ya ? [;D]
Hmmm..feet massages, back scratches, Floridian Orange juice (Tropicana is my favourite BTW).....sounds idyllic....Thank ewe.
In sincerity.......I do wish you better !
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*checks sympathy store again*
they've restocked!!!
I went and bought twenty, Just for you two! [:D]
Awww..this is wonderful.
As a reward....I predict that in your lifetime something nice will happen !!
....and when it does...you'll think back to how right it was to offer a sheep some sympathy
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I gave sympathy as soon as I possibly could, silly
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*checks sympathy store again*
they've restocked!!!
I went and bought twenty, Just for you two! [:D]
Awww..this is wonderful.
As a reward....I predict that in your lifetime something nice will happen !!
....and when it does...you'll think back to how right it was to offer a sheep some sympathy
Still no sympathy for you! *Tells the cute nurseys sheepy is gay.*
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A happy sheepy, what more could a nursey want!!!! With a purring tummy. I have a bum that goes to sleep sometimes, well I can hear it snoring anyway.
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*looks for smily of a guy rolling around laughing*
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*Looks for smiley of woman tickling man rolling around on the floor laughing.*
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*Looks for smiley of woman tickling man rolling around on the floor laughing.*
*Looks at the two weirdos on the ground tickling each other.*
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Voyeur!
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Voyeur!
*Blinks*
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*nudge nudge wink wink*
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*yawn*
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How is your ear feeling today Sheepy? Is it pretty sore?
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*yawn*
You sleepy too eh... Me too.. maybe I can get some sleep tonight...
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You still wanting sympathy hunky hunk? [;)]
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You still wanting sympathy hunky hunk? [;)]
yayyyy !!
*Sheepy turns round and does shoe laces up....awaits sympathy*
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You still wanting sympathy hunky hunk? [;)]
yayyyy !!
*Sheepy turns round and does shoe laces up....awaits sympathy*
Awww, well here comes your sympathy [;)]
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Don't hold on to his ear whilst you do it.
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Don't hold on to his ear whilst you do it.
Definitely not, love handles all the way [;)]
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You still wanting sympathy hunky hunk? [;)]
yayyyy !!
*Sheepy turns round and does shoe laces up....awaits sympathy*
Awww, well here comes your sympathy [;)]
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LOL !
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Don't hold on to his ear whilst you do it.
Definitely not, love handles all the way [;)]
Buttocks are more fun.
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Had any salad lately?
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Don't hold on to his ear whilst you do it.
Definitely not, love handles all the way [;)]
Buttocks are more fun.
Sometimes [;)]
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You still wanting sympathy hunky hunk? [;)]
yayyyy !!
*Sheepy turns round and does shoe laces up....awaits sympathy*
Awww, well here comes your sympathy [;)]
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You know, there's something strangely alluring about that [;)]
Although the only let down is none have high heels on [V] [;)]
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You still wanting sympathy hunky hunk? [;)]
yayyyy !!
*Sheepy turns round and does shoe laces up....awaits sympathy*
Awww, well here comes your sympathy [;)]
LOL !
You know, there's something strangely alluring about that [;)]
Although the only let down is none have high heels on [V] [;)]
Here is something special....just for ewe !!!
http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/
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LOL LOL LOL... You kill me.. how in the heck did you ever find that! Hee hee hee!
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Reminds me of my fav. Welsh joke:
Are you shearing that sheep?
No! get you own.
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At what time does a chinese man go to the dentist?
2:30
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Reminds me of my fav. Welsh joke:
Are you shearing that sheep?
No! get you own.
ooh
At what time does a chinese man go to the dentist?
2:30
LOL.. LOL..
OOOH No You remind me .. I have to go to the doctor at that time.. actually fifteen minuts before,,I gotta go.. have fun guys!
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You still wanting sympathy hunky hunk? [;)]
yayyyy !!
*Sheepy turns round and does shoe laces up....awaits sympathy*
Awww, well here comes your sympathy [;)]
LOL !
You know, there's something strangely alluring about that [;)]
Although the only let down is none have high heels on [V] [;)]
Here is something special....just for ewe !!!
http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/
LOL that's brilliant LMAO [:)]
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You still wanting sympathy hunky hunk? [;)]
yayyyy !!
*Sheepy turns round and does shoe laces up....awaits sympathy*
Awww, well here comes your sympathy [;)]
LOL !
You know, there's something strangely alluring about that [;)]
Although the only let down is none have high heels on [V] [;)]
Here is something special....just for ewe !!!
http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/
LOL that's brilliant LMAO [:)]
LOL...have ewe checked the country's ?!!!....it's not all just New Zealand !!
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You still wanting sympathy hunky hunk? [;)]
yayyyy !!
*Sheepy turns round and does shoe laces up....awaits sympathy*
Awww, well here comes your sympathy [;)]
LOL !
You know, there's something strangely alluring about that [;)]
Although the only let down is none have high heels on [V] [;)]
Here is something special....just for ewe !!!
http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/
LOL that's brilliant LMAO [:)]
LOL...have ewe checked the country's ?!!!....it's not all just New Zealand !!
Really!!! I had a quick look, saw what I thought was all New Zealand and laughed [;D]
LOL just had another look [:D]
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Hugs the Dan !
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Humps the Neil [;D]