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Title: What were some of you're all time favorite childhood jokes?
Post by: Karen W. on 29/06/2009 12:50:34

 WEll, I was thinking about my brother and wondering if he was still alive and thinking how he was always the jokester telling jokes etc.. he was the guy with the fake doggie doo or vomit, itching powder and things like that.

He went into the service one year and oh how I missed him I was about 15 I think.. well he came home married and with baby and that year we were to by funny presents for each other one item 5.00 0r under to go with our Christmas gifts... it was always fun to laugh.. well I chose to pull a Tim and went to the Joke store and bout him,

"A Pair of Mantihose for the man with the "HEART" ON!
                                                      
                                            
They looked kind of like this:

                         [diagram=477_0]

Title: Re: What were some of you're all time favorite childhood jokes?
Post by: Make it Lady on 29/06/2009 17:24:30

Why did the bald man put his head out of the window?
To get some fresh 'air!

What do you get if you pour boiling hot chocolate down a rabbit hole?
Hot, cross bunnies

Why did Mummy monster knit three socks for her son?
Because he had grown another foot in the night

A man walked into the psychiatrists office wearing cling film underpants. The Psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."

I might be back with more!!!!!

Title: Re: What were some of you're all time favorite childhood jokes?
Post by: Karen W. on 29/06/2009 17:50:21

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

.....So they can run their fingers through their hair!

Title: What were some of you're all time favorite childhood jokes?
Post by: Don_1 on 30/06/2009 09:16:29

I'm not telling you mine! I'm still using them!!!

Title: What were some of you're all time favorite childhood jokes?
Post by: science_guy on 30/06/2009 10:45:49

what's the difference between Illegal and Unlawful? -One is a sick bird.

in what class did the witch preform the best in grade school? -Spelling.




and that's quite the interesting undergarment! [:o]

Title: What were some of you're all time favorite childhood jokes?
Post by: Karen W. on 30/06/2009 10:54:46

Quote from: science_guy on 30/06/2009 10:45:49

what's the difference between Illegal and Unlawful? -One is a sick bird.

in what class did the witch preform the best in grade school? -Spelling.




and that's quite the interesting undergarment! [:o]

I like those jokes and remember them well! LOL

Hey I am an awful ARTEEEEST! (and I do Know how to spell it!) Artist for you foggers!!!