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What is up with dogs? To begin with, I agree with people of Mozambique who look upon dogs as the filthiest creatures on the face of the earth. Not only do dogs use their tongues as their washcloth and toilet paper (as other animals do), but they tend to eat any feces they find and will also roll around in it. Anyway, you asked why dogs like to drink out of toilet bowls.Answer: See my comments above.
By the way, this here piece of paper I got in the mail says "Vinco Fimus Bovinis." What that mean?
A bloke built like the proverbial brick outhouse came into the pub yesterday and went arse over tit on a lump of dog sh1t. I said to him 'I just did that'. He knocked me spark out!A dog was sat in the pub licking his John Thomas. I said to the dog's owner 'I wish I could do that'. He replied, 'Give him a packet of crisps and he might let you'.I shall try to refrain from posting any further corny dog cracks.