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Hurrrumph - this is not what a blond joke should be. how do you kill a blonde...... put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool ...Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? ... To see what was on the other side. What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you? .... Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? .... Artificial intelligence. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? .... Shine a flashlight in their ear. THESE are blonde jokes people.
I like your jokes Jimbob. The old ones are always the best.Here is a true blonde joke. I was teaching a class about saving water and other resources. It started to rain outside and the blonde girl at the back of the class said, " I've got a good way of saving water, we could all go outside with buckets and scoop the water out of the puddles.
What do you mean? Are you talking about domestic violence or something? [B)] Please enlighten me...
By the way, did you say that you lived in Hamburg?