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Come on L-Kira, this thread is supposed to be fun and light hearted. It's not a competition so please don't take things personally.
Quote from: John Chapman on 29/04/2010 22:24:47Come on L-Kira, this thread is supposed to be fun and light hearted. It's not a competition so please don't take things personally. Quite right. L-Kira needs to cool the jets.
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You know what they say....."hell hath no fury like a woman's scones".
Is it my wife's cooking? Her baking is the worst!
That's a good one. Did you make it up ....?
the more you take the more you leave behind?? []
Is it footsteps?
Two mothers and two daughters go to McDonalds and buy one hamburger for each of them. The cashier hands them THREE hamburgers and they all leave eating a separate burger. How is this possible?
What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?ANDWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
2nd one is stairs (omid very sure about this cz omid've already posted that) []
2nd one is umbrella.
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