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Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 22/01/2009 10:14:12
I thought that since we're very adept at thread wandering, and today appears to be a particularly strong case, that I would put something up here that can be wandered all over like the bodies of newly weds.

So. Please feel free to wander back and forth on and off topic as you see fit, and be a part of the Society of Thread Buggerers!
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 22/01/2009 10:19:11
See? Now when there is actually a place to wander off topic, no-one is going to do it. Actually, that was a lie, you'll have this place crawling with STB's in a matter of minutes.
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Chemistry4me on 22/01/2009 10:20:41
For some reason Google must have thought I mean STD's because now I am getting ads to help stop anal/butt itching. Ewww.... [xx(] [xx(] [xx(]
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 22/01/2009 10:26:16
For some reason Google must have thought I mean STD's because now I am getting ads to help stop anal/butt itching. Ewww.... [xx(] [xx(] [xx(]

But the sky is really blue today. How am I supposed to predict the weather without a red sky somewhere?
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Chemistry4me on 22/01/2009 10:29:55
Oh no! Now that I've mentioned STD's, the ads are piling up like crazy.

But the sky is really blue today. How am I supposed to predict the weather without a red sky somewhere?
Put on red sunnies  [8D] [8D] [8D] [8D] [8D]
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Post by: Karen W. on 22/01/2009 10:36:23
I prefer Rose colored....Lol...
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Post by: dentstudent on 22/01/2009 10:40:20
Why are you still getting ad's C4M? They've gone on mine, even after I de-restricted the site.
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 22/01/2009 10:41:27
Why are you still getting ad's C4M? They've gone on mine, even after I de-restricted the site.

Sorry, do you mean the ad's at the bottom of the page, not the side. I now have "Ski bum" ad's.
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Don_1 on 22/01/2009 10:43:03
I prefer Rose colored....Lol...

Or as we say in English 'coloured'. Well actually 'Rose tinted' but hey! who's erm, who's errrrr, Who's Who.

Oh look ..... I've STB'ed my own post.
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 22/01/2009 10:48:50
Now we have ad's for killing scabies as well as crazy contact lenses.

BTW - it should be "Who's whom" (FOG)

Well played Don - You are the first entry in the "Who's whom" of STB's.

Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Don_1 on 22/01/2009 10:58:23


Well played Don - You are the first entry in the "Who's whom" of STB's.



Grassy arse (My Spanish is improving)



BTW - it should be "Who's whom" (FOG)



I was refering to (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ukwhoswho.com%2Fimages%2Flogo2009.gif&hash=51609d963f378a181039107f66a14c1a) Double FOG.
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 22/01/2009 11:16:12
Look - It's not my fault if these people can't spell. Just because it's in print doesn't make it right (Logical Fallacy: Argument from authority). And anyway, I don't have that ad on my screen. (Double unFOG). Possibly.

And that's "referring". (FOG)
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Karen W. on 22/01/2009 11:23:42
I prefer Rose colored....Lol...

Or as we say in English 'coloured'. Well actually 'Rose tinted' but hey! who's erm, who's errrrr, Who's Who.

Oh look ..... I've STB'ed my own post.

Yes, Rose tinted (coloured) glasses... Its prettier your way! :)

yes you have...What does STB STAND FOR....?

BTW...I have NO ADS on my mobile screen and my computer is out temperarily..I get them in my Gmail though!
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 22/01/2009 11:25:05
STB - the Society of Thread Buggerers.

I bet that you're glad you asked!
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 22/01/2009 11:26:39
I wanted to avoid posting the word "buggerers" incase some of the ad's were inappropriate. However, since I've now posted the word "buggerers", I'm going to use the word "buggerers" where ever I need to (use the word "buggerers" ).
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Don_1 on 22/01/2009 11:32:54
Nope, no ads for 'Find buggerers on eBay' yet.
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Post by: Karen W. on 22/01/2009 11:34:40
Lol...hee hee..I am glad I asked..I afall into that catagory often...

 So what ads are popping up for "Buggerers?" [;)] [;D]
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Post by: Mirage on 22/01/2009 17:34:41
I gave myself a "special" hair cut
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Post by: Make it Lady on 22/01/2009 17:51:28
I gave myself a "special" hair cut
I think that might go full circle with the previous mentioned Butt Itch adverts. It is so poetic. I will have to trim my lady garden tonight as I have swimming tomorrow. I hope I can go as the men are coming to move my sky dish too. They are called the crazy gang because they climb all over the roof like monkeys. I hope they don't snap off my television aerial like they do when they climb on your car at the safari park.
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Post by: Don_1 on 22/01/2009 21:29:25
MIL, have you had an unfortunate mishap?

I only ask because there is an ad 'RAC to the rescue' now.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 22/01/2009 22:29:35
I'm a member of all the rescue services. I just love a man in uniform! You can call them out 24hrs a day. Much better than sky men.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 22/01/2009 22:31:12
NO! I got a cellulite advert. Someone told! I also got a caning schoolgirls ad. I shall save that one.
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: turnipsock on 22/01/2009 23:01:02
Can we please get off topic.

Did you know that a litre of distilled water from Hellfrauds costs less than a litre of water from a motorway service place?
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Chemistry4me on 22/01/2009 23:05:16
from Hellfrauds
Where's that?
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: turnipsock on 22/01/2009 23:24:53
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.garethjmsaunders.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2F20070928_halford02halfords.jpg&hash=fe4d0fe22d5452a0bf28b3a1eaf1b585)

Its a place where they never have the thing you want for your car, if they know what your car is. You will always get something that looks like the right bit but you won't discover its the wrong bit until you get home. There is never anybody on the till either, I think it should be a rule that if nobody is on the till you can have it for free.
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Chemistry4me on 22/01/2009 23:27:36
But they sell distilled water cheaper than a motorway service place? I presume this is in the UK?
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: turnipsock on 22/01/2009 23:56:13
Yes, the distilled water is cheaper than the drinking water at motorway services. Its just a pity they don't do meals and have toilets (johns).
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: JimBob on 23/01/2009 03:40:59
And you can fly cheap to NZ, two.

Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: JimBob on 23/01/2009 03:41:49
Hey dumb arse, that should be spelled "too." (FOG)
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Post by: Karen W. on 23/01/2009 04:55:31
LOL..LOL..Jimbob...youre too funny..... I love your self check! Hee hee..... I always post without checking then see the mistakes and say.... pffft so what....lol.... somedays I have to go back and correct........
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 23/01/2009 05:21:28
Anyone got any good jokes?
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Post by: dentstudent on 23/01/2009 07:51:37
What's the difference between a duck?




One of it's legs are both the same.
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Chemistry4me on 23/01/2009 07:54:19
WHAT??
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 23/01/2009 07:57:37
Alright - What's brown and sticky?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 23/01/2009 07:59:39
Umm...poo?
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Post by: dentstudent on 23/01/2009 08:01:56
A stick.
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Chemistry4me on 23/01/2009 08:03:33
I'm none the wiser [???][???][???]
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Post by: dentstudent on 23/01/2009 08:05:17
Wasn't he a failed Viking leader?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 23/01/2009 08:05:50
Who was?
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Post by: dentstudent on 23/01/2009 08:15:38
There was Erik the Red, so who was None the Wiser?
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Chemistry4me on 23/01/2009 08:21:05
I have no idea [:)]
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Post by: dentstudent on 23/01/2009 09:00:51
It got warmer all of a sudden, this morning!

Fri 23 Jan 06:00    1.8 °C    overcast
Fri 23 Jan 07:00     10.4 °C overcast

(Data from the German Weather Service)
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Don_1 on 23/01/2009 11:32:26
Does this mean its beans on toast tonight?
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Don_1 on 23/01/2009 11:33:54
There was Erik the Red, so who was None the Wiser?

Speaking of Erik the Red, does anyone know where my pen is?
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 23/01/2009 11:43:31
Who are you calling a pen is?
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 23/01/2009 11:45:20
What do you get if you cross smoked fish with a wind instrument?


A kedgereedoo.
Title: Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Don_1 on 23/01/2009 11:48:52
Who are you calling a pen is?

I said to the bride, "I wish you every hap-peiness".
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Post by: dentstudent on 23/01/2009 11:51:43
and that you should be joyfully loined together
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Post by: Karen W. on 23/01/2009 14:16:30
What's the difference between a duck?




One of it's legs are both the same.

LolLol..pretty good!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 23/01/2009 15:05:55
I've drunk too much Mocha with Taff and know I'm burping tunes.
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Post by: Karen W. on 23/01/2009 22:16:26
Its better then farting them!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 23/01/2009 23:00:54
Venus is the only planet whose name rhymes with a part of human anatomy that is unique to males.  [:D]
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 23/01/2009 23:01:36
What about the other one that both males and females have?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 23/01/2009 23:03:12
What about the other one that both males and females have?

Earth - girth? (although strictly speaking that isn't an anatomical part)

I think you mean Mars, don't you. It doesn't quite rhyme, though. In Mars the S is pronounced as a Z
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 23/01/2009 23:04:02
What are you talking about? Get back to Venus!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 23/01/2009 23:04:51
What are you talking about? Get back to Venus!

De Milo?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 23/01/2009 23:06:14
You know what Uranus rhymes with?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 23/01/2009 23:13:00
My anus doesn't rhyme with anything
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Post by: JimBob on 24/01/2009 01:19:22
It only expels needles gas
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Post by: JimBob on 24/01/2009 01:20:29
Crunch the numbers - there is no infinity.

Things just go on forever.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 24/01/2009 01:41:23
Anybody like fried rice?  [:P] [:P] [:P] [:P] [:P]
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Post by: yor_on on 24/01/2009 02:18:15
I've heard that some can speak with it?
Well, not heard really, just heard.

-----
Uranus I mean.
same as with black holes I guess?

Superstition I say...
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 24/01/2009 02:19:11
WHAT?? Speak with.... RICE???
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 24/01/2009 02:26:18
Oh! I was confused there for a second... now I am even more confused!
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Post by: yor_on on 24/01/2009 02:28:46
Awh, I really really need to stop 'going back' putting things into that write box.
I have this habit of finding new (and better naturally, well, at least I see it so:) things to write at all times.
But it at times make for delightful reading ::))

And let me tell you Mr Chem, Rice Burroughs is a damned fine writer, so why you get so outraged about him is totally beyond me?

----
..Was.. a fine writer?

Anyway, we were discussing astronomy here I thought?
Not Tarzan..
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 24/01/2009 02:29:56
Rice Burroughs is a damned fine writer
Who? Never heard of him.
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Post by: yor_on on 24/01/2009 02:31:02
Check my latest edit:)
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 24/01/2009 02:32:05
No, we are discussing whether you, Mr. yor_on, have STB syndrome!
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Post by: yor_on on 24/01/2009 02:33:36
Maybe, ah, what is it?
Acronyms have never been my strong something something:)
Serious Toe Bending??
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 24/01/2009 02:35:15
Serious Toe Bending??
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

How long did it take you to think of that one? [:D]
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Post by: yor_on on 24/01/2009 02:36:50
So I was right then.

As you say under there, do a duck duck?

---
Quack?

--------

Sh**, I mean, do a duck float.
Can't you people just learn Swedish instead.

Then I won't have to constantly correct myself.
:)
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 24/01/2009 02:43:48
Well, it is actually meant to be the Society of Thread Buggerers (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fhitting%2F13.gif&hash=a26ed14ae956ed7bc2efba75ab4c4de1)
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Post by: yor_on on 24/01/2009 02:46:41
So Black Holes was pointing in the right direction then?
Astronomy and fantasy  in one beautiful blend:)

Like Tolkiens books, right.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 24/01/2009 02:46:43
Can't you people just learn Swedish instead.
Start another thread titled "Free Swedish lessons" everyone will join in! (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fbouncing%2F19.gif&hash=e6f3f1be0212bcdf0c80facb73a23312)(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fbouncing%2F19.gif&hash=e6f3f1be0212bcdf0c80facb73a23312)(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fbouncing%2F19.gif&hash=e6f3f1be0212bcdf0c80facb73a23312)
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Post by: yor_on on 24/01/2009 02:48:46
Ha.

That's my first lesson:)

It means, you guessed it.
Ha...
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 24/01/2009 02:50:08
Ha.

That's my first lesson:)

It means, you guessed it.
Ha...

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fclueless%2F1.gif&hash=ba6e884e2ac18d739c0e89967c82862b)(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fclueless%2F1.gif&hash=ba6e884e2ac18d739c0e89967c82862b) [???][???][???]
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 24/01/2009 02:54:54
Don't you have to go to sleep or something?(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fsleeping%2F2.gif&hash=dff63c49fef28a0f82feac8e03a25f13) Isn't it a bit pass your bed time? (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fsleeping%2F16.gif&hash=7a8de0040a5fbc44d803df6546f4c79c)
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Post by: yor_on on 24/01/2009 03:01:18
You might just be right there.

Hah then?

Is it my pronunciation?

But I feel like I made my point clear here anyway.
English is a truly difficult language.
And my teaching ability might be slightly rusty?

In fact it's a wonder to me that you speak it so well:)
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 24/01/2009 03:40:32
I thought you had gone to sleep [???] Somebody wake you up?  (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fsleeping%2F16.gif&hash=7a8de0040a5fbc44d803df6546f4c79c) (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fsleeping%2F16.gif&hash=7a8de0040a5fbc44d803df6546f4c79c)(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fsleeping%2F16.gif&hash=7a8de0040a5fbc44d803df6546f4c79c)


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Post by: Carolyn on 24/01/2009 06:22:58
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.garethjmsaunders.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2F20070928_halford02halfords.jpg&hash=fe4d0fe22d5452a0bf28b3a1eaf1b585)

Its a place where they never have the thing you want for your car, if they know what your car is. You will always get something that looks like the right bit but you won't discover its the wrong bit until you get home. There is never anybody on the till either, I think it should be a rule that if nobody is on the till you can have it for free.

Good rule!  It should also be free if there's no price on it!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 24/01/2009 13:06:07
Seventy-two.
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Post by: Don_1 on 24/01/2009 16:56:50
Seventy-two.

Seventy-two!!!!!

You amaze me.

I have noted this thread has been bordering on the sensible at times (11.26 am & 5.44 pm to be exact).

Can we please get down to brass tacks, not that I have any particular affinity to brass tacks, neither do I have any particular objection to them. Brass tacks are very useful when utilised in an appropriate situation, but otherwise serve little or no purpose. For example one would find brass tacks a definite bonus when laying a carpet, but could not be applied in any way shape or form when preparing a Mango and Apple smoothie.

I shall be glad to elaborate on the above if anyone is stupid enough to ask.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 24/01/2009 18:39:05
Brass Tacks is a political show on Pakistani TV.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 24/01/2009 22:10:34
Har de godt?

This might be Danish but it has to be similar.

My cat is called Borte borte tit tit which is ner ner na ner ner in a Scandanavian language (not sure which.)
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Post by: JimBob on 24/01/2009 22:33:20
Are you sure it is your chat names Brte Borte tit tit?
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Post by: yor_on on 25/01/2009 02:01:31
Oh Lady, you make my night:)
You do have a feeling for 'old Norse'

And , yes, I'm quite impressed:)

If I make a guess I would say that 'borte borte' could be translated as 'away away'?
And 'har de godt' in Danish, would mean 'are you having an Ok/well time',
But if said at the end of a meeting it could mean 'have a good time' perhaps?

I'm not that good at Danish, but it's cool all the same.
As for 'tit' I do get ideas.

Which I won't state here:)
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 25/01/2009 03:14:12
So do you know?

Would it work?
I've seen some other tricks where you dig a hole in the sand.
But i kind of liked the idea of a plastic sheet?
I'm not sure how much dew you will get in the desert? Do you?
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Post by: yor_on on 25/01/2009 03:23:03
Nope, I would like to know though:)

Any suggestions?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 25/01/2009 04:00:27
This might be a cheap version of what the SAS actually do in the desert:

1. Review any maps for indications of water. Many desert maps mark the location of groundwater in the region.
2. Look for other signs of life in the area. Desert animals and plants also need water to survive and if they are around, it's a sure sign that water, in some form, is close by.
3. Check dried up riverbeds. If the ground is still damp in the riverbed, it means water is just underneath the surface and digging a small hole to find out for sure, would be worth your time.
4. Stay vigilant for morning dew and rainstorms. Even desert plants have dew on their leaves in the morning, though this method will not provide much water, it is better than none.
5. Fill makeshift rain collectors with rain during storms. Whatever you have that can hold water, place on the ground during a storm. Be quick as the storm could be brief.
6. Cut open cactus and suck water from pulp inside. Some desert plants store water and a few well-placed cuts into stems may uncover extra drinking water.
7. Search pockets of rocks for ground water. Shaded rocks hold the chance that past rainwater has not evaporated. Be sure to check that there are no small animal carcasses nearby and this could indicate that the water is bad to drink.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2103893_find-water-desert.html
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 25/01/2009 12:52:06
So do you know?

Would it work?
I've seen some other tricks where you dig a hole in the sand.
But i kind of liked the idea of a plastic sheet?
I'm not sure how much dew you will get in the desert? Do you?

Moses led a whole load of them through the desert.
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Post by: Don_1 on 25/01/2009 13:41:52
So do you know?

Would it work?
I've seen some other tricks where you dig a hole in the sand.
But i kind of liked the idea of a plastic sheet?
I'm not sure how much dew you will get in the desert? Do you?

Moses led a whole load of them through the desert.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-laughing021.gif&hash=44605df69e1507c3ed4d235c15c22e92) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 25/01/2009 22:47:50
What's so funny?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/01/2009 01:11:17
What's so funny?

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-confused013.gif&hash=396386a856152a890252526964cc44dd) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 26/01/2009 01:16:33
Don_1 has a strange sense of humour?
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-confused013.gif&hash=396386a856152a890252526964cc44dd) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/01/2009 14:43:05
Don_1 has a strange sense of humour?
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-confused013.gif&hash=396386a856152a890252526964cc44dd) (http://www.freesmileys.org)


Do bears sha la la, in the woods?

Would they still if it were a Tiger Woods?

There is a band of forest called the Taiga.

There is a band of gold around my finger.

Finger rhymes with the German word for ginger: Ingwer.

I once saw Ingwie Malmstein play.

Conkers.
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/01/2009 14:47:26
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.garethjmsaunders.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2F20070928_halford02halfords.jpg&hash=fe4d0fe22d5452a0bf28b3a1eaf1b585)

Its a place where they never have the thing you want for your car, if they know what your car is. You will always get something that looks like the right bit but you won't discover its the wrong bit until you get home. There is never anybody on the till either, I think it should be a rule that if nobody is on the till you can have it for free.

*Checks to see if anyone is online before going into the confessional box*

I worked for them for 12 years......

*tiptoes out again before anyone sees*
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/01/2009 15:09:11

I once saw Ingwie Malmstein play.

Conkers.

Gian Pyres from Cradle Of Filth once said that I play like Yngwie Malmstein. I corrected him & said that Yngwie plays like me!  [:D]
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/01/2009 15:19:33

I once saw Ingwie Malmstein play.

Conkers.

Gian Pyres from Cradle Of Filth once said that I play like Yngwie Malmstein. I corrected him & said that Yngwie plays like me!  [:D]

Yes.....we know.

My friend Gian (from Cradle Of Filth) once said that I play like Yngwie Malmstein. I corrected him - Malmstein plays like me!

...though I commend you on your consistency.  [;)]
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/01/2009 16:22:04

I once saw Ingwie Malmstein play.

Conkers.

Gian Pyres from Cradle Of Filth once said that I play like Yngwie Malmstein. I corrected him & said that Yngwie plays like me!  [:D]

Yes.....we know.

My friend Gian (from Cradle Of Filth) once said that I play like Yngwie Malmstein. I corrected him - Malmstein plays like me!

...though I commend you on your consistency.  [;)]

Ooops, I didn't remember that.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 26/01/2009 17:51:54
So do you know?

Would it work?
I've seen some other tricks where you dig a hole in the sand.
But i kind of liked the idea of a plastic sheet?
I'm not sure how much dew you will get in the desert? Do you?

Moses led a whole load of them through the desert.
Keep taking the tablets!
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 27/01/2009 00:45:42
Who? DoctorBeaver? yor_on or me? [???]
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Post by: Karen W. on 27/01/2009 07:15:00
Hey....did any of you ever listen to The Who as youngsters...or adults?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 27/01/2009 07:37:48
What songs do they do? I can't recall...! Except the CSI one.
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Post by: dentstudent on 27/01/2009 08:23:43
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 27/01/2009 08:28:07
Are those lyrics to The Who?
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Post by: dentstudent on 27/01/2009 08:30:22
Yup. Can you guess the name of the song? [;)]
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 27/01/2009 08:32:59
I can see for miles?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 27/01/2009 08:38:43
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
[;D][;D][;D][;D]
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Post by: dentstudent on 27/01/2009 08:39:42
I can see for miles?


Yup. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Can_See_for_Miles)
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Post by: dentstudent on 27/01/2009 08:41:42
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
[;D][;D][;D][;D]

This is possibly the only song that can be sung by an owl.
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Post by: Don_1 on 27/01/2009 10:12:39
'My Generation' good song for those with a stutter.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 27/01/2009 18:35:29
G-G-G-G-Grandville fetch your cloth.
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Post by: JimBob on 27/01/2009 23:01:26
I have one foot nailed to the floor and am running in circles.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 27/01/2009 23:11:37
G-G-G-G-Grandville fetch your cloth.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fcomedy%2Fcontent%2Fimages%2F2007%2F08%2F02%2Fopenallhours_4_396x222.jpg&hash=4a55bc8f171154ca64775beccd707ad7)
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Post by: JimBob on 27/01/2009 23:24:25
Do you still have stores such as these?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 27/01/2009 23:38:52
Do you still have stores such as these?

Yes
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Post by: yor_on on 28/01/2009 02:16:19
This is fTL becoming my favorite thread.
It's a pleasure meeting this sane persons all at one site:)
How do we all get room?

Reading you I almost feel symptomatic towards Alice
Sorry what I meant was psychosomatic

Did I?

No?
Symphonic then:)

Why pathetic?

Ahhh, sym pathetic was the word.

Yes, that's why my English is what it is.
A ruin desolate, but still proud in all its infancy.

And some day I will learn to spell too.
And then I will be a warlock.

http://se.youtube.com/watch?v=tHw9b4BBV9Y


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Post by: Chemistry4me on 28/01/2009 02:36:35
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
[???] [???] [???]
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 28/01/2009 05:38:38
How about this (http://norvig.com/pal2txt.html) for a palindrome  [:o][:o][:o][:o][:o][:o][:o][:o][:o]
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Post by: Karen W. on 28/01/2009 06:47:15
What is a palindrome?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 28/01/2009 06:49:29
A word, phrase, passage, or number that reads the same forwards and backwards.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 28/01/2009 06:53:04
For example, "Madam I'm Adam" will read the same backwards and forwards (at least the letters do) [:)]
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Post by: Karen W. on 28/01/2009 07:00:07
Wow!! .i have never heard of that.... How cool is that? Very cool Indeedy.....

Thank you..for explaining!
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Post by: dentstudent on 28/01/2009 08:00:02
If you see some comedy that is as funny backwards as it is forwards, that's a Michael Palindrome.
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Post by: Karen W. on 28/01/2009 08:05:09
Okay ! Thats a concept I would never have considered!
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Post by: Don_1 on 28/01/2009 09:54:46
Was 2002 a milleniumdrome?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 28/01/2009 10:06:05
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-confused013.gif&hash=396386a856152a890252526964cc44dd) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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Post by: dentstudent on 28/01/2009 10:14:26
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-confused013.gif&hash=396386a856152a890252526964cc44dd) (http://www.freesmileys.org)


It's all to do with a giant waste of money that sits on the bank of the Thames.

If you ate lots of kebabs, would that be a waist of money?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 28/01/2009 10:17:14
What are you talking about? Waist = Waste?[???][???]
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Post by: Don_1 on 28/01/2009 10:18:14
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fa%2Fad%2FD%25C3%25B6ner_kebab_slicing.jpg&hash=9c8fa5fcb4238ecb217cb09203c0ffff)

Doner Kebab or Turd on a Roundabout.
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Post by: dentstudent on 28/01/2009 10:21:19
How many calories there are in a kebab (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/4355722/Two-kebabs-could-contain-a-weeks-worth-of-saturated-fat.html)
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Post by: dentstudent on 28/01/2009 10:22:10
What are you talking about? Waist = Waste?[???][???]

Yup. Clever, isn't it..... [xx(]
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Post by: Don_1 on 28/01/2009 10:56:09
Speaking of Turd on a Roundabout (Kebab), I need to mend a puncture in the tyre of my sack truck
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.handling-storage.co.uk%2Fekmps%2Fshops%2Flomart%2Fimages%2F447_co_90_3way_b_%28300pxls%29.jpg&hash=309d71658e3aa8ef6b5fa33598246e87)

Do you think this man can help? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rxfzm9dfqBw (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rxfzm9dfqBw)
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 28/01/2009 11:07:42
Sack Truck aye? (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fmoody%2F6.gif&hash=7248b148b9ffa59b0b6a8ba2ba6903df)
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/01/2009 15:21:55
If you see some comedy that is as funny backwards as it is forwards, that's a Michael Palindrome.

An anagram of Bolton is Ipswich
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Post by: dentstudent on 28/01/2009 15:26:56
If you see some comedy that is as funny backwards as it is forwards, that's a Michael Palindrome.

An anagram of Bolton is Ipswich

Ever been to Newark?
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Post by: Don_1 on 28/01/2009 15:40:24
Notlob!!! My twin brother lives there. Or he would, if I had one.
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Post by: dentstudent on 28/01/2009 15:43:26
If we had some eggs, we could have ham and eggs, if we had some ham.
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Post by: dentstudent on 28/01/2009 15:46:32
And there he was! Gone!
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Post by: yor_on on 28/01/2009 17:17:22
To summarize then, the only thing needed is enough superimposed room for all that ham and eggs.
And perhaps, some laxatives?

Flush me up Scotty:)
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/01/2009 17:51:08
Green eggs & ham?

I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
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Post by: JimBob on 29/01/2009 01:38:20
NO!

Green Kippers and Spam!

I would, could, in a box.
I can, I will, with a fox.
I will eat them with a mouse.
I will eat them in a house.
I will them here or there.
I will eat them anywhere.
I eat green kippers and spam.
I  like them, Sam-I-am.
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Post by: yor_on on 29/01/2009 01:48:31
As in a dream, a scream
Eggs an' Ham

Eggs an' Ham?
Better a dram
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 29/01/2009 01:52:59
Did you make that one up yourself Mr. yor_on?
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Post by: Karen W. on 29/01/2009 02:01:40
Speaking of Turd on a Roundabout (Kebab), I need to mend a puncture in the tyre of my sack truck
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.handling-storage.co.uk%2Fekmps%2Fshops%2Flomart%2Fimages%2F447_co_90_3way_b_%28300pxls%29.jpg&hash=309d71658e3aa8ef6b5fa33598246e87)

Do you think this man can help? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rxfzm9dfqBw (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rxfzm9dfqBw)
Yayyyyyyy. I want one of those don.... If I get on will you give me a ride?..Like times my brother used to give us girls wheel barrel rides around the yard!!!  Yee Haw!!!!!  
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Post by: yor_on on 29/01/2009 03:11:02
What can one say Mr Chem?
One has to try to the best of ones dribbling ability.
As the poetic standards set here so proudly craved it

:)


 
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 29/01/2009 03:14:44
Tell me Mr. yor_on, do white coloured objects reflect IR? Perhaps I should start a new thread?
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Post by: yor_on on 29/01/2009 03:18:42
Should I be worried?
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Post by: yor_on on 29/01/2009 03:24:13
It was that bad then..
Never more I say...

Not a word over those lips.
Not A Word......

And that's my final word on this matter.......

I say.

Not even a understandable sentence..
(probably been that way anyway:)

---Seriously----

Mr Chem, if you care to light it up, it will be seen I believe.

" Near infrared illuminators are typically available in a range of wavelengths (e.g. 730nm, 830nm, 920nm). Providing supplemental infrared illumination of an appropriate wavelength not only eliminates the variability of available ambient light, but also allows the observer to illuminate only specific areas of interest while eliminating shadows and enhancing image contrast.

The supplemental near infrared lighting not only improves the quality of image intensifier devices (which have both a visible and a near-infrared response), but also permits the use of solid state cameras, which also have the ability to convert near infrared images to visible."

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Post by: Chemistry4me on 29/01/2009 03:25:14
*whispers* See, I've started my own thread!(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fwhisper%2F2.gif&hash=5478deb234f96ef7cde919c6cd983907)
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Post by: yor_on on 29/01/2009 03:37:01
And once more I've fallen in that damned "edit' trap.
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Post by: JimBob on 29/01/2009 04:32:48
Oh, but au contraire, it is only forum Gods who can edit posts. The other wanna'be's, such as Chemistry4me try, but THEY do not have the TRUE POWER!
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 29/01/2009 04:36:02
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fangry2%2F11.gif&hash=ef77c6e2d50d42acd17192a634104bfe)
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 29/01/2009 04:38:54
No actually, it's more like (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fcartoon%2F11.gif&hash=8504e28677ad4b12ac17ef6153a3405b)
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Post by: yor_on on 29/01/2009 04:58:33
Envy I say.

That's why he is green:)

Don't worry, soon you too will get the 'knack' of it.
Then nobody, ever, will understand what we write::))
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 29/01/2009 04:59:27
Don't worry, soon you too will get the 'knack' of it.
Then nobody, ever, will understand what we write::))
Are you addressing me or JimBob?
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Post by: yor_on on 29/01/2009 05:07:09
I wouldn't dare.

But otherwise.
Yes...

I am.

----

Ahh, the green man I meant.
But he seems stuck to the same spot there.

And no commuter in sight.

-----

He he he.

Don't you just love to modify?

Yes you do.
You do::))
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Post by: dentstudent on 29/01/2009 12:44:16
That was two mentions for me! Hooray for me for being broadcast!  [^] [^]

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Post by: Karen W. on 29/01/2009 20:11:58
Yayyyyyyy Congratulations!!!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 29/01/2009 20:41:15
I'm much funnier backwards than I am forwards.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 29/01/2009 21:15:20
I'm much funnier backwards than I am forwards.

So we've heard
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Post by: JimBob on 29/01/2009 23:22:14
Yes, the "dogs" have it, Shazza!

______________________________


And - C4


(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fcartoon%2F11.gif&hash=8504e28677ad4b12ac17ef6153a3405b)

This looks more like the failure of chemistry  and reflects the explosive nature you wish to portray but has no basis in reality. C4 would look more like this:

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Post by: Chemistry4me on 29/01/2009 23:23:41
Ah, very good JimBob.
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Post by: JimBob on 30/01/2009 01:15:08
Ah, very good JimBob.

Thank you, sir.

(by the way - you do have the power. You, as well as I, are forum Gods. We have the power to edit!!! - and delete!)
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 30/01/2009 01:23:23
Ah, very good JimBob.

Thank you, sir.

(by the way - you do have the power. You, as well as I, are forum Gods. We have the power to edit!!! - and delete!)
That's right (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fbowing%2F1.gif&hash=4d47e94680c56e8fc3988df7660bfe76) (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fbowing%2F1.gif&hash=4d47e94680c56e8fc3988df7660bfe76)
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Post by: JimBob on 30/01/2009 02:06:59
Ah, very good JimBob.


Thank you, sir.

(by the way - you do have the power. You, as well as I, are forum Gods. We have the power to edit!!! - and delete!)
That's right (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fbowing%2F1.gif&hash=4d47e94680c56e8fc3988df7660bfe76) (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fbowing%2F1.gif&hash=4d47e94680c56e8fc3988df7660bfe76)

Quite proper - I am tenured.
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Post by: dentstudent on 30/01/2009 08:27:04
Today, I will be mostly smelling of fenugreek.
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Post by: Don_1 on 30/01/2009 08:45:58
Quote
For countless centuries, health conscious people have relied on the pure, natural qualities of herbs.In pregnancy, Fenugreek seed has been used to increase milk production since biblical times. A key compound, diosgenin, has been shown experimentally to increase milk flow.


Do you need councilling?
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Post by: dentstudent on 30/01/2009 08:54:51
I thought that I'd put my moobs to better use.

Actually. I had a nice Madras last night, since my wife was out.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 30/01/2009 09:01:21
Eh?
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Post by: yor_on on 30/01/2009 09:04:32
Why is it so quiet in here?

hHalooo!!
Hall'

Those silent steps.
Where do they come from?


Arrrgh, they're coming out of the walls..
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Post by: dentstudent on 30/01/2009 09:06:15
Eh?

My wife was out so I cooked a nice hot Madras.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 30/01/2009 09:06:46
Welcome back Mr. yor_on!
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Post by: dentstudent on 30/01/2009 09:07:16
Why is it so quiet in here?

hHalooo!!
Hall'

Those silent steps.
Where do they come from?


Arrrgh, they're coming out of the walls..


Talking of walls, it's snowing here.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 30/01/2009 09:07:24
What is fenugreek?
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Post by: dentstudent on 30/01/2009 09:09:28
It's the feeling you have when you've just remembered something important that should have been done yesterday.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 30/01/2009 09:11:41
Which is?
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Post by: yor_on on 30/01/2009 09:55:23
Why did you have to cook Madras
That province have been a joy to mankind for the longest time.

Doesn't India have something to say about that?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 30/01/2009 09:57:29
He sold them 2 billion cows in exchange for some Madras.
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Post by: dentstudent on 30/01/2009 10:13:40
He sold them 2 billion cows in exchange for some Madras.

Well, less the one that I cooked yesterday.
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Post by: yor_on on 30/01/2009 10:14:24
Rather scary that one Mr Chem.
If you put 2 billion cows, nose to ,ahh, uranus, but theirs of course...

They could easily reach to Jupiter according to my meticulous computations.
There would even be some cows left over.
And well done they would be a pleasure to behold.

Ah, that may not include India though?


------

Btw: Can you see it before you?
2 billions, slowly rotating Cows?
Lined up from here to...

Awh, I need to flush it down.
Please, some Madras, and be quick about it.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 30/01/2009 10:18:37
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Flol%2F4.gif&hash=dc0017defb1737ae43c0ff6efcb35b2a)
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Post by: yor_on on 30/01/2009 10:32:12
Mr Dent, am I correct in assuming that you are a avid fan of our universe?
 
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Post by: Karen W. on 30/01/2009 10:38:23
What is fenugreek?

Its a spice  or seasoning...but I don't know what it is comprised of! My mom used it a lot but I can"t remember what she seasoned with it...I wonder if mine is a different spelling? No.. I think that's right and I think she used it when nursing also added it to foods etc.. I think it helped her when her milk was low!
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Post by: Andrew K Fletcher on 30/01/2009 10:42:24
Why get the needle with threads?
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Post by: yor_on on 30/01/2009 10:43:40
Excellent:)

We now have spices and Cows.
And flush it all down..
With Madras.

Depending on what spice I sometimes see them as 'compromised of'.
But then I am a man of refined tastes:)


--------

McDonalds anyone?
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Post by: Andrew K Fletcher on 30/01/2009 10:45:10
Hmm through the eye of a needle then?

Excellent:)

We now have spices and Cows.
And flush it all down..
With Madras.

Depending on what spice I sometimes see them as 'compromised of'.
But then I am a man of refined tastes:)


Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Karen W. on 30/01/2009 10:46:19
Perhaps it was beef she seasoned with it .. but definitely used it a lot after my while my sibs were very small for nursing flow..
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 30/01/2009 10:47:43
Mr Dent, am I correct in assuming that you are a avid fan of our universe?
 

I also like Red Dwarf.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Chemistry4me on 30/01/2009 10:49:02
McDonalds anyone?
I think I just ate way way way too much water melon.
Oh no! Lots of running to the bathroom tonight!
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 30/01/2009 10:50:58
What is fenugreek?

Its a spice  or seasoning...but I don't know what it is comprised of! My mom used it a lot but I can"t remember what she seasoned with it...I wonder if mine is a different spelling? No.. I think that's right and I think she used it when nursing also added it to foods etc.. I think it helped her when her milk was low!

It's a bit like a clover, and the part that I used last night was the dried leaf (which technically makes it kasuri methi). It is highly pungent and a difficult smell to remove. The seed is the part more often used for milk promotion.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 30/01/2009 10:51:42
Why get the needle with threads?

You'll only feel a little pr*ck.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: yor_on on 30/01/2009 10:52:30
Well, it will (hopefully) keep you floating Mr Chem.
Or?
Should one say 'up'?

Can one hope for some angels dancing Mr Fletcher?
Btw: any relation to HMS Bounty..

(Yes, the 'editor' strikes again:)
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 30/01/2009 10:53:20
McDonalds anyone?
I think I just ate way way way too much water melon.
Oh no! Lots of running to the bathroom tonight!

Like bullets from a gun....
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Chemistry4me on 30/01/2009 10:54:25
Watergun...
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Post by: yor_on on 30/01/2009 10:56:39
Yes Mr Dent
Red dwarfs and Black holes.

An interesting combination.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Karen W. on 30/01/2009 11:02:42
What is fenugreek?

Its a spice  or seasoning...but I don't know what it is comprised of! My mom used it a lot but I can"t remember what she seasoned with it...I wonder if mine is a different spelling? No.. I think that's right and I think she used it when nursing also added it to foods etc.. I think it helped her when her milk was low!

It's a bit like a clover, and the part that I used last night was the dried leaf (which technically makes it kasuri methi). It is highly pungent and a difficult smell to remove. The seed is the part more often used for milk promotion.

That's cool I should have paid more attention as a child to the whens and whys of its usage as well as the parts and their different usages! Thanks Stuart I hope your dinner was good!
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 30/01/2009 11:05:35
My dinner was excellent, thanks Karen! I thoroughly enjoy cooking, and would consider myself to be an accomplished domestic chef! *Finds own trumpet, purses lips, and blows*
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Post by: JimBob on 31/01/2009 00:22:30
What is fenugreek?

Its a spice  or seasoning...but I don't know what it is comprised of! My mom used it a lot but I can"t remember what she seasoned with it...I wonder if mine is a different spelling? No.. I think that's right and I think she used it when nursing also added it to foods etc.. I think it helped her when her milk was low!

It's a bit like a clover, and the part that I used last night was the dried leaf (which technically makes it kasuri methi). It is highly pungent and a difficult smell to remove. The seed is the part more often used for milk promotion.

That's cool I should have paid more attention as a child to the whens and whys of its usage as well as the parts and their different usages! Thanks Stuart I hope your dinner was good!

Fenugreek seeds are also excellent for calming the stomach. If you have ever been to an Indian restaurant and, as you leave, seen a bunch of seeds and candies in bowl with a spoon to put the contents of the bowl in your have for consumption, then you had fenugreek.

By the way, was it Chicken madras or Vodka Madras?

Probably the latter the way he eats cows as if he were sending them into a black hole.

(Did I cover all of the subjects  extant?)

New question, does "fenugreek" apply to a child resulting from the marriage of a person from Finland and a person from Greece?

Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Karen W. on 31/01/2009 00:24:24
I bet! Sounds like you could cook for me anytime! LOL.. I can cook but I prefer dabbling at it! I do like trying new recipes etc!
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Karen W. on 31/01/2009 00:27:03
I have only eaten Indian food one time! I must say I did not notice that! I will look the next time!
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 31/01/2009 14:20:40
I use kasuri methi a lot. Later today I shall be cooking a beef curry loosely based on Karai Gusht but quite considerably hotter.
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Post by: JimBob on 31/01/2009 16:47:52
Oh, hotter in the sense it will be close to the fire? If it is not that type of hot, be careful. Beaver sphincters are only rated at "Medium Tolerance." (See the study by Pratt, Whitney, And Dungg in "Science")
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 31/01/2009 18:05:24
Oh, hotter in the sense it will be close to the fire? If it is not that type of hot, be careful. Beaver sphincters are only rated at "Medium Tolerance." (See the study by Pratt, Whitney, And Dungg in "Science")

Pratt & Whitney? Of jet engine fame?
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Post by: JimBob on 31/01/2009 22:40:16
Oui!

The ejecta from such a meal would take one across the Atlantic.

By the By - What time this evening may I expect you? I need to have the spare room made up.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 31/01/2009 22:44:03
Not tonight. "Torchwood" is on TV.
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Post by: JimBob on 31/01/2009 22:48:45
That is the lamest excuse for getting out of a tete-a-tete I have ever heard of.

And for those perverts - it IS NOT a sexual encounter, it is an intimate encounter, such as a dinner between very good friends. - Jess, you people were born with your minds in the gutter.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 31/01/2009 22:52:00
That is the lamest excuse for getting out of a tete-a-tete I have ever heard of.

I bet you've heard worse.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Make it Lady on 31/01/2009 23:29:07
Not tonight. "Torchwood" is on TV.
When? Have I missed it? Buggar. 
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Make it Lady on 31/01/2009 23:30:12
That is the lamest excuse for getting out of a tete-a-tete I have ever heard of.

And for those perverts - it IS NOT a sexual encounter, it is an intimate encounter, such as a dinner between very good friends. - Jess, you people were born with your minds in the gutter.

I thought it was talking to potatoes.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Karen W. on 01/02/2009 01:14:35
I use kasuri methi a lot. Later today I shall be cooking a beef curry loosely based on Karai Gusht but quite considerably hotter.

I have never heard of it!  Yowsa it would burn me gizzard out! LOL....
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Post by: JimBob on 01/02/2009 03:23:54
That is the lamest excuse for getting out of a tete-a-tete I have ever heard of.

I bet you've heard worse.

Don't try to sweet talk your way out of it, buster.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 01/02/2009 14:35:18
That is the lamest excuse for getting out of a tete-a-tete I have ever heard of.

I bet you've heard worse.

Don't try to sweet talk your way out of it, buster.

I heard your last invited dinner guest didn't turn up because they had seen a leaf fall from a tree.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: JimBob on 01/02/2009 16:30:19
That is the lamest excuse for getting out of a tete-a-tete I have ever heard of.

I bet you've heard worse.

Don't try to sweet talk your way out of it, buster.

I heard your last invited dinner guest didn't turn up because they had seen a leaf fall from a tree.

I just lost my total retort. - The Pizza Hut banner flashing "REAL TASTE" in vegetables - green peppers for the "R", "L" in yellow onions, etc. froze my mind! DAMNED BANNERS! ANNOYING AS HELL!! Especially when I am not fully awake - I worked until 3 AM last night.

So Beaver Boy, consider yourself properly insulted and I'll be done with it
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Post by: yor_on on 01/02/2009 16:47:49
JimBob you must be the Chief Chief della Chiefs ..chiefly.
What would you offer à la carte if having us as hungry virtual guests?

Ps: I think à la carte means 'on a cart' if any of you was wondering.
(It's a pleasure knowing so many languages. Like Swedish, and, another Swedish and?:)



---

Ds: ... Did I mention Swedish?

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And yes, i do agree to the Pizza Hut banner being substandard.
For a real gourmet meal one need something more refined.

McDonald's anyone:)

.--------------

Some Chiefs can be rather scary though.
As one 'countryman' once said 'lend me your ear'

But as I don't really know what he was planning to do with it?
Or if he would leave it back either??

--
Awh, it was worse than i thought...
The full sentence is as follows.

"Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears"
Yep, definitely scary.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: JimBob on 01/02/2009 17:07:14
Above demonstrates a typical Swedish Resident at this time of the year - too drunk to type in the dark - even if the light is on.
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Post by: yor_on on 01/02/2009 17:10:40
Well, I say.
And how would you know?
*Eh?^2*

---

Shy, are we?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 01/02/2009 17:59:49
yor-on - allow me to demonstrate yet another of my talents. A literal translation of "A la carte" is "to the card" or "in the manner of the card". You may find that the French for "cart" is "le chariot"  [:D]
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Post by: Make it Lady on 01/02/2009 18:19:09
Swing low, sweet chariot! I think it would be fun if your food came in on a chariot. I went to a restaraunt that delivered your food on a model train.
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Post by: JimBob on 01/02/2009 19:56:30
Forget it, Doc, yor_on is a victim of his Viking ancestry, being too drunk, during the winter months to be able to tell the difference between a card and a cart. 

And the "Gain a Flat Stomach Fast!" add in front of my eyes is too distracting, as it shows the "after" picture -  a bird with low hip hugger jeans, well defined abs and an "inny" navel. It stops just short of the child feeding equipment.

DROOL !!!!!!!!!!!!


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Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 01/02/2009 20:28:44
Jim - need I remind you that I am descended from a Norman and the Normans were only Vikings with garlic!
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Chemistry4me on 02/02/2009 02:58:49
Don't you wish you had those glasses?

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhillsidelending.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F03%2Fpic_morpheus.jpg&hash=25fe0ce634e989d8bf130e68b8284833)

They look sooo cool!  [:D]
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Post by: Karen W. on 02/02/2009 04:04:52
Hummmmmmmmm! Well ......NOPE! LOL..
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Karen W. on 02/02/2009 04:13:55
Well we just hung a door for my daughter To replace the door the dog chewed up.. I had it hung already but it had a alignment problem because moi mis measured and today I had to correct my error.. I readjusted hinges and filed the door at the striker plate for a nice fit! Then I hung curtains and rods! Now I have one closet to redo before I am done.. will bleach it and repaint.... then get her clothes hung back inside of it!...

Will the bleach kill the mold spores in the surface mold of the closet of this room...? There was no heat in there all this last year!
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Chemistry4me on 02/02/2009 05:12:04
Doesn't anyone like the Matrix? [:(]
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Post by: Karen W. on 02/02/2009 05:56:14
Was a terrific Movie but The glasses look good on him..but not on me!

I don"t know what you look like so you tell me.. would they look good on you!
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 02/02/2009 06:01:03
If I chopped the sides off my sunglasses I don't think it'll fit on my nose! Notice how big Morpheus's nose is. Is there anywhere that you can buy one of those? I would love to try one on [:D]
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Post by: Karen W. on 02/02/2009 06:16:26
Don't you wish you had those glasses?

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhillsidelending.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F03%2Fpic_morpheus.jpg&hash=25fe0ce634e989d8bf130e68b8284833)

They look sooo cool!  [:D]

I don't know where one would buy them but surely someone around sells the clip on the nose glasses like that!
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Post by: Karen W. on 02/02/2009 06:18:59
LOL.. LOL.. Oh dear you meant a nose like that! LOL.. I guess these days you can have the nose of your dreams if you go shopping with the right Plastic surgeon!!
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 02/02/2009 06:23:27
Oh! I've found some http://www.matrixeyewear.com/buy_morpheus_sunglasses.html
Now only $49.95!!!
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Post by: Karen W. on 02/02/2009 06:27:42
Well That's good perhaps You will be spared the blood .. from the surgery.. I just made you an inquiring post in physiology and medicine!
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 02/02/2009 06:29:25
Hmm... so I see! They are a lot cheaper than plastic surgery, that's for sure!
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Post by: Karen W. on 02/02/2009 06:31:27
I like the shape of agent smith's glasses.. I have pink sunglasses! LOL... but the shape may be very similar but definitely girly like me!
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Post by: yor_on on 02/02/2009 11:37:32
One way would be to take a piece of black cellophane.
Put it over this picture, cut out the shape and then take some wire and Scotch tape to form them.
(over the nose, so to speak)

Btw: Want it all in black?
Then use a black marker for best result..

This will work, fireproof results promised.
(If used under water)

Send us a picture of it:)
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Post by: dentstudent on 02/02/2009 13:55:24
Does anyone else have this - it's a sort of mental association thingy. For example, when I'm cooking, after I've stirred something, I generally bang the spoon on the side of the bowl 3 times, and then this phrase comes into my head. So it goes:

bang bang bang: made to make your mouth water. You'll be doing this too, soon.

There's another one. Whenever I see a sign for car rentals, "Rentacar", I read it in my head in the same voice as "Rentaghost" - you know - Rrrrrrentaghost. Damn that Timothy Claypole!

Here's my last. Whenever I see a picture of Sid James, the first thing I hear in my mind is that Sid James "Hya hya hya" laugh.

Anyone else have a similar thing? And how do you stop it?!?!?!
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: yor_on on 02/02/2009 14:14:33
Die hard 1.
Whenever I see an elevator.
'Yipiee kay eyyy M**F***r'

Luckily, I don't say it under my breath though:)
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Post by: Don_1 on 02/02/2009 14:21:16
I have a terrible tendency to count things I do. For example when making tea, I count the cups out "1, 2" then the tea bags, "3, 4", then the water into the cups, "5, 6", then the milk out of the fridge, "7", open the milk bottle, "8" and so on.

Am I just trying to reaffirm my ability to count to myself?

This all reminds me of absolutely nothing whatsoever, except words like 'whatsoever' and 'hereinafter' and 'insofar'. But strangely, it doesn't remind me of words like 'upyourpipe', although it should.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 02/02/2009 14:26:23
Stuart - I do that sort of thing when I watch Countdown, adding things to the names of the letters:-

I - Aye-aye cap'n
B - line
E - bah goom
T - for 2

etc
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Post by: dentstudent on 02/02/2009 14:29:47
Stuart - I do that sort of thing when I watch Countdown, adding things to the names of the letters:-

I - Aye-aye cap'n
B - line
E - bah goom
T - for 2

etc

HOUSE!
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 02/02/2009 14:31:19
I have a terrible tendency to count things I do. For example when making tea, I count the cups out "1, 2" then the tea bags, "3, 4", then the water into the cups, "5, 6", then the milk out of the fridge, "7", open the milk bottle, "8" and so on.

Am I just trying to reaffirm my ability to count to myself?

This all reminds me of absolutely nothing whatsoever, except words like 'whatsoever' and 'hereinafter' and 'insofar'. But strangely, it doesn't remind me of words like 'upyourpipe', although it should.

My wife used to do this too. I wonder if it is some sort of minimalist OCD?
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Post by: Don_1 on 02/02/2009 14:42:24
Stuart - I do that sort of thing when I watch Countdown, adding things to the names of the letters:-

I - Aye-aye cap'n
B - line
E - bah goom
T - for 2

etc

HOUSE!

A bricklayer constructing a row of houses ran out of bricks half way through building the last house. "What shall I do?" he asked his boss. "Don't worry" said the boss, "We'll just bung a low roof on it."
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 02/02/2009 14:44:22
Can you machine a repulsive motion using perpetual animal magnetism?
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Post by: dentstudent on 02/02/2009 14:45:26
Stuart - I do that sort of thing when I watch Countdown, adding things to the names of the letters:-

I - Aye-aye cap'n
B - line
E - bah goom
T - for 2

etc

HOUSE!

A bricklayer constructing a row of houses ran out of bricks half way through building the last house. "What shall I do?" he asked his boss. "Don't worry" said the boss, "We'll just bung a low roof on it."

Talking of repulsive motions, that's a crap joke.
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Post by: dentstudent on 02/02/2009 14:45:53
How is it I can write "crap" but not "*****"? I'd have thought that crap was a lot ruder than *****, and ***** can be used in many other contexts too - ***** your finger, pin ***** and so on. But now I can't use *****. *****.
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Post by: Don_1 on 02/02/2009 14:47:17
Well I don't know, I can write it, look, "*****".
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Post by: dentstudent on 02/02/2009 14:49:05
can the mods see what we've written even when it's changed to *****?
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Post by: dentstudent on 02/02/2009 14:50:11
Stuart - I do that sort of thing when I watch Countdown, adding things to the names of the letters:-

I - Aye-aye cap'n
B - line
E - bah goom
T - for 2

etc

HOUSE!

A bricklayer constructing a row of houses ran out of bricks half way through building the last house. "What shall I do?" he asked his boss. "Don't worry" said the boss, "We'll just bung a low roof on it."

I've seen a house fly
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: JimBob on 02/02/2009 15:30:42
Jim - need I remind you that I am descended from a Norman and the Normans were only Vikings with garlic!

Garlic is Italian - Pansies are french - or is is parsley. Leeks! Now there is a Vegitable!

Looks as if I am the true Brit, being Welch and all.

As for the Matrix - ehh? Take it or leave it. Those glasses are like the ones outsde the School for the blind.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 02/02/2009 18:55:47
Jim - need I remind you that I am descended from a Norman and the Normans were only Vikings with garlic!

Garlic is Italian - Pansies are french - or is is parsley. Leeks! Now there is a Vegitable!

Looks as if I am the true Brit, being Welch and all.

As for the Matrix - ehh? Take it or leave it. Those glasses are like the ones outsde the School for the blind.


FOG field day!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 02/02/2009 22:38:39
I was watching the piglet getting castrated on the Jamie Oliver programme the other night and the word that popped into my head was disgruntled!
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Post by: JimBob on 02/02/2009 23:24:18
can the mods see what we've written even when it's changed to *****?

No - the software automatically changes the offending word. It is somewhat arbitrary - the list of words to be changed, that is.
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Post by: JimBob on 02/02/2009 23:25:45
I was watching the piglet getting castrated on the Jamie Oliver programme the other night and the word that popped into my head was disgruntled!

His penis was connected into his throat?? I am amazed!
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Post by: Karen W. on 02/02/2009 23:48:14
I don"t know who Jamie Oliver is...I don"t think?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 02/02/2009 23:50:08
I think he is a butcher or something...
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 02/02/2009 23:51:22
Hahaha, just joking! He is a chief and he does these cooking shows on TV, he's quite a famous bloke too.
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Post by: Karen W. on 02/02/2009 23:56:09
Oh A Chef? That is cool.. That may be familiar. now that you say that.... I probably have but never paid any attention to him!
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 03/02/2009 04:31:38
I probably have but never paid any attention to him!
Nah, nobody ever does.....
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Post by: dentstudent on 03/02/2009 08:28:48
I probably have but never paid any attention to him!
Nah, nobody ever does.....

He started off as "The Naked Chef" and was the boy-next-door cheeky cockney sparrow type. He has since made much movement towards the betterment of children's daily meals, though somehow has turned into a foul-mouthed pratt along the way. Shame.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 03/02/2009 09:13:06
I was watching the piglet getting castrated on the Jamie Oliver programme the other night and the word that popped into my head was disgruntled!

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Post by: yor_on on 03/02/2009 13:14:54
One of the thing I've noticed is that when I'm tired I get 'smells'.
Like if visiting a room that used to be filled of stale cigarette smoke.

'Yippie kay yeyy' is more of an learned 'reflex, just because it makes me in a 'good mode' :)
That first 'experience' described though seems to be 'hardcoded', more or less.
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Post by: yor_on on 03/02/2009 14:43:55
Now this is a very good reply, to my taste I might add:)

"No - the software automatically changes the offending word. It is somewhat arbitrary - the list of words to be changed, that is."

It's just missing two 'l':s



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No - the software automatically changes the offending world. It is somewhat arbitrary - the list of worlds to be changed, that is.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 03/02/2009 14:57:55
I don't see how the list of words to censor can be arbitrary. They should be held in a database table and a test run against the text that's been input.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 03/02/2009 15:01:12
Jamie Oliver has done a lot of good with regard school dinners and other dietary issues - but I still want to punch the annoying little scrote!
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Post by: JimBob on 03/02/2009 17:44:06
Aren't they to be played with, as this blogger demonstrates?

http://scrotoss.blogspot.com/2006/06/how-to-make-scrote.html
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Post by: Make it Lady on 03/02/2009 18:08:35
How is it you two get away with being really rude and I don't. I have turned over a new leaf and will be spotless from now on.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 03/02/2009 19:37:41
How is it you two get away with being really rude and I don't. I have turned over a new leaf and will be spotless from now on.

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Post by: Make it Lady on 03/02/2009 21:09:51
Yes, right!
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Post by: yor_on on 03/02/2009 22:16:16
-Then, Sires and Madams, there will be just two small lefts..
And may I take this opportunity to welcome you to our mystery tour, please get aboard.

It leaves punctually on the dot.
 
- No Sir, please, no cameras..
After last year's incident with the disappearing Chef, we can't allow cameras any more.
Yes it's true that the picture came out very life like.

He will be missed.





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Post by: Chemistry4me on 03/02/2009 22:17:19
Alright, I'm on board!
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Post by: yor_on on 03/02/2009 22:20:52
May I recommend our buffet.

It contains all nutrients you ever have dreamt of.
And some you haven't.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 03/02/2009 22:24:07
Yes, I'll take you up on your recommendation. [:P]
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Post by: yor_on on 03/02/2009 22:29:00
Oh no sir, it's no recommendation, it's unavoidable.
Those men over there would take it very badly in deed if you didn't try our sheep skull encrusted in lemon jelly.

Don't get to disturbed if it winks at you, it's only trying to be friendly.
That's why we leave you with a mallet.

----

We take a great pride in serving our food fresh if I may say so Sir.
As those green things sticking out of its mouth proves.

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Yes, the sea can be rough Sir, perfectly understandable.
We like to see our guest leaving an impression.
May I recommend a wine to the soup?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 03/02/2009 22:35:39
Don't worry, sheep skulls are nothing...!
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Post by: yor_on on 03/02/2009 22:42:09
Ah, I see you know your Spanish sea food.
Without further ado, allow me to present your waiter for the evning.

Manuel.
Highly recommended by our friends at Fawlty Towers.

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Now, for the wine i would like you to try this fruity red Savanna.
We press it as you comes in, and we can promise it to grow on you.

Or you could try our pincers?
That will give you a head start if it gets to clingy.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 03/02/2009 22:44:49
Hallo Manuel, or maybe Hola! ¿cómo estás?  Nice to meet you!
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 03/02/2009 22:55:00
I think I'll try the pincers
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Post by: yor_on on 03/02/2009 22:59:50
I'm Sorry, Manuel have signed our contract.
As we in the 'business' like to say.

'Our life is our bond'
And that really means 'Hasta la muerte'

Or just possibly, 'Hasta la Vista'?
---

As all good firms we have our confidentiality contract.
You do know sign language?

It was in your ticket, remember..
The fine print, at page sixty four (and three quarters)

Just before you picked your finger to sign Sir.

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Now if you look to the left you will see the native wild life weaving to wards you.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 03/02/2009 23:01:50
Dude, you're starting to freak me out, sign language? I didn't sign up for that!
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Okay, what do you want me to do?
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Hmmm...wildlife you say, that looks like a.... arggg! Get it off of me!  [:0]
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Post by: yor_on on 03/02/2009 23:06:32
You didn't Sir?
An impostor?

*burly men approaches menacingly*

Do we have a problem here...

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:)
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Oh I see you've meet our Lianna :)

Now Sir, if she only will vouch for you?
- Let him out Lianna, we're not finished here.

Sorry Sir, some of those natives totally lacks table manners.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 03/02/2009 23:11:06
I think we do have a problem.
*pulls out two of these*

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AHA! Who's laughing now?

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That's right: ME

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Tell them all ta back off, or else.... [xx(]
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Post by: yor_on on 03/02/2009 23:12:57
Well Sir, Considering that you are treating a Green Rhino I would say, she?

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Threatening?

Naaah:)

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Yes I think I saw a fugitive smile there, just over those three gaping jaws.
But she do seems to know you.
Been her(e) before?

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Ah yes, she gives you a stately nod of approval.
And here comes Manuel with your wine Sir.

If you study his shoes you can confirm to its freshness.
Please, feel free to try out our pincers with it.

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Post by: Chemistry4me on 03/02/2009 23:17:30
Yes, yes I have.
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Post by: yor_on on 03/02/2009 23:24:12
Well Sir, have to admit, so have I, so indeed have I.
Had to leave in a bit of a hurry though.

She had a terrible morning temper.
But I'm sure its better now.

Ah, relax Sir, she only wants to snuggle.
A romantic dinner under the three moons of Alastria.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 03/02/2009 23:26:48
Yes, of course *puts guns away*
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Some time later....
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Hmm... these pincers are nice. Manuel, can you pour me another one?
Now now Lianna, don't drink too much.
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Post by: yor_on on 03/02/2009 23:31:22
Sir, do you want us to bring the throne now?
After a good dinner we found this to be a good precautionary measure.
It is after all somewhat spicy.

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And it is, all said and done, a good old French invention.
One could make dinner stretch out for days then, Sir.

Why leave before being relieved, as they used to say over there?
You're old army, right Sire?
One couldn't help but notice those proud mustaches stretching out as if to meet the very roof.

The true pride of a man I say...

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No Sir, that's only smoke..
Just give her her bucket of wine and it will be fine, Sir.

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No, not that one, that's chilli's.
Well Sir, may I suggest a fast retreat to the mens lounge?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 03/02/2009 23:35:58
Yes, I want the throne. Err...what throne?
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Retreat to mens lounge immediately.
And don't you try anything silly on me, a bit of wine doesn't put of my aim...
*stumbles around and falls to the ground*
As I said, it doen't put of my aim.
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Post by: JimBob on 03/02/2009 23:38:46
You guys are nuts - as is MIL who is now a resurrected Virgin.

Robin

"Holy Hemorrhoids, Batman, what is going in here? The Rhinoceros is eating Daisies from that NZ'ers skull while he is in the loo!"

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Post by: Chemistry4me on 03/02/2009 23:39:58
Your just jealous JimBob that we're having a good time.
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Post by: JimBob on 03/02/2009 23:40:52
No I am worried about you lad, that rino is carnivorous.
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Post by: yor_on on 03/02/2009 23:42:59
Now Now, Quarreling is best done outside the lounge Sires.

And with all due respect Sir.

Our guest Mr Jim Bob is somewhat at a disadvantage here.
After all Sir, you're armed.

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*Looks around*

-Ah yes here comes our Conga band.
Try the Cigar's, specially imported and as you can see of the very finest brand.
No Sir, one at a time please...
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Post by: JimBob on 03/02/2009 23:45:44
How did you know, it is concealed in my robotic arm.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 03/02/2009 23:46:52
Come on Mr, yor_on, let us retreat to the mens lounge

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Hey! Where is Lianna?

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I am the one that is armed!

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See? Feel my biceps.
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Post by: JimBob on 03/02/2009 23:48:28
Lianna and I have booked a room.
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Post by: yor_on on 03/02/2009 23:51:09
I say, stealing the bride are we?

---
Good show although?

Let's see what moves our hero might choose...
*Whistling trying to look innocent, while franticly running for cover*

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What is it with men and cigars?

- One at a time Mr Chem - one at a time I say..

Is he's trying for a smoke screen?
Yes, definitely and most finitely so

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Yes, *rubbing hands* to night the devil gets his due.

---Stay tuned------
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 04/02/2009 00:01:43
Lianna and I have booked a room.
Why you little .... (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fhitting%2F7.gif&hash=e6353eb01da74af44d5cde972ec84d5a)

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Come on Sir, let's go!
*takes another drink*
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Post by: yor_on on 04/02/2009 00:07:31
Ah yes, there is nothing as sitting at the bar at the mens lounge.
Laid back relaxing in that couch, taking a swig of whisky while studying the swing of another.

Absolutely cricket Sir, if I may say so.

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One do need a civilised attitude towards mayhem.
As I'm proud to say that I have.
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Post by: JimBob on 04/02/2009 00:10:09
Never give your opponent a warning, C4.

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Come, Lianna, let us retire in peace now that the lout can't bother us anymore.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 04/02/2009 00:11:08
I would have liked to have Lianna here *breaks down into tears*
*takes another drink*
Cricket? Where can we play that?

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Manuel, can you find me another native?

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One without HIV AIDS, UNLIKE the LAST one.
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Post by: JimBob on 04/02/2009 00:18:08
Tosh, sacred of a little virus? Lianna - you have chosen a REAL man.. One who doesn't play with wickets.

Manuel, tell Mrs. Towers that Faulty is trying to convince the cook into prostitution. And get the Aussie wanna-be a sheep. He will appreciate that kind of animal.
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Post by: yor_on on 04/02/2009 00:21:35
Manuel who now makes his entrée as the leader of the Conga band leads both our contestants to 'Le grande finale'.

Wherein both contestants are presented with a modestly false Japanese watch stating them to be genuine Roilx
And a life time subscription of 'Cigars at fitness' and one specially stuffed rabbit.

As for Mr Jim Bob, well he seems to have his very own plans, involving a truckload of vegetables and a large, very large, sauna.
And a tin of mayonnaise?

Will it work as a protective aid?

And for our Mr Chem?
Well, he is lastly seen waving invitingly in a invigorating manner at the native fauna
(and flora, I did mention the flora, didn't I?)

Awh Sh*, well, to late now...
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Any last words Gentlemen?
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Post by: JimBob on 04/02/2009 00:24:08
Too bad about the Venus Fly Trap, C4, old boy! Must hurt like hell!
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 04/02/2009 00:25:41
Nope. Apart from the fact that I'm all p***ed.
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Post by: JimBob on 04/02/2009 00:27:13
On thee morrow, if we are not in our room.
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Post by: yor_on on 04/02/2009 00:30:21
And now towards our new contention.
How many last words can this show contain before it bursts?

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Out in song?
Not possible, is it?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 04/02/2009 00:32:31
You know, I still have no idea what our conversation was about.
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Post by: yor_on on 04/02/2009 00:34:03
I felt it went fine?

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Ah that must be it...
'Feeelings'

The song.
Let's all join hands now...

Or whatever manipulative organs ye have out there...
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Post by: Karen W. on 04/02/2009 00:36:53
Feelings....oh all my life I'll feel them....
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Post by: yor_on on 04/02/2009 00:40:07
Ahh, nothing to be seen here...

Please move on :)
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 04/02/2009 00:41:31
Who are you calling 'old chap'?
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Post by: JimBob on 04/02/2009 00:42:56
They are blunts, not cigars - full of the divine weeds.

Lianna wants to sing "Kumbaya."

80 is old, isn't it?
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Post by: yor_on on 04/02/2009 00:43:17
Awh
 English...
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Post by: yor_on on 04/02/2009 00:44:09
Awh
 English...
They are blunts, not cigars - full of the divine weeds.

Lianna wants to sing "Kumbaya."

80 is old, isn't it?

So soothing
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Post by: yor_on on 04/02/2009 00:46:46
And please, don't ask me what I mean.
It's on a 'need to know' basis

And I'm not in the know.
Ever:)
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 04/02/2009 01:02:39
Who are you calling 'old chap'?

I don't see anyone calling anyone anything Mr Chem?
You and your little editing gimmicks!
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Post by: yor_on on 04/02/2009 01:04:05
What?

Awh, now I'm confused again.

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I think we collided as I was making restoration here Mr Chem.
Sometimes the pen is faster than the eye.

Life.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 04/02/2009 01:06:14
Don't play tricks with me buddy!
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Post by: yor_on on 04/02/2009 01:10:57
Sorry Mr Chem.
No tricks?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 04/02/2009 01:57:21
Now that this episode is over...

A new chapter begins...

Anyone wanna start it?
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Post by: Karen W. on 04/02/2009 02:09:36
I am lost!
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Post by: yor_on on 04/02/2009 02:11:57
Nope Karen,  you're here and most graciously so:)
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Post by: JimBob on 04/02/2009 02:29:31
I thank you and Lianna thanks you and the 80 year old New Zelander thanks you, Urin ... er Ur-on, the Viking!

The radio is switched on promptly at 8 PM.

(twanging guitars)
"It was a dark and stormy night
And the sun was shining bright
And the flowers, they were drooping in the mud ..."


This radio show is being brought to you by Exxon's High Octane Vegamite, Jelly and Peanut Butter Spread - sold only at Exxon and BP gas (petrol) stations around the world. Put some in your car's tank today.

And now to tomorrow night's drama.

The horses were restless, as if the predators on the hills above them were stalking them. They weren't - they were stalking the humans, calmly sleeping, wrapped  in their skins around the embers of fire they were drinking around just hours ago. Now, as the advanced guard of the Quincuncts snuck into camp, a dog roused and started to bark, only to be cut off in a screaming yelp as the huge claws of one of the six-legged Quincuncts severed the dog into eight pieces.

The humans automatically reached for their swords. They were in territory they regularly raided, so sleeping soundly was never an option. The Quincuncts massed ...

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Post by: Karen W. on 04/02/2009 02:37:32
Nope Karen,  you're here and most graciously so:)

Thanks.. I wonder sometimes..LOL
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 04/02/2009 13:30:41
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Post by: yor_on on 04/02/2009 15:35:29
Mr Jim Bob?

Those vibes you give, they wouldn't be from the Big Apple, would they:)
They have that certain 'twang' to them?

DB, you should be imminently able to diagnose those states of mind.
If you feel it, I will trust your diagnosis.

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Eminently was the word I meant.
English....

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I really appreciate you trying the Nordic tongue DB:)
Soon this whole Site will be dedicated to the growth of, ah,
(*-Nah-* Don't think so :)
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But why you want to ride out in the desert to hunt Quincuncts while being so?

Or did I get it wrong.


Having ones eyes crosswise do make ones reading interesting.

(Anyway, Keep it on I say:)

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Btw: Anyone noticed the number up there?
....Six Six Six....

It's kind of spooky to me.
Yes, I know there are a ..Two.. before it, but still?

*Sticking all heads found in the sand, most carefully*

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Post by: Don_1 on 04/02/2009 16:53:26
Just thought I'd add my portrait to my posts.

Handsom geezer aren't I???
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Post by: yor_on on 04/02/2009 16:56:57
Where?
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Post by: yor_on on 04/02/2009 16:59:36
There---> ?
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Post by: yor_on on 04/02/2009 16:59:53
Or <------Here?
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Post by: yor_on on 04/02/2009 17:02:38
*Carefully looking, then sticking head back where it belongs*

*Well, not really, it's just a metaphor*

*Isn't it?*
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Post by: JimBob on 04/02/2009 19:41:26
*Carefully looking, then sticking head back where it belongs*

*Well, not really, it's just a metaphor*

*Isn't it?*

No, I have met Don - he really does look like that. The twang you get - it isn't Big Apple. Far from it, it is Texas.

Yee-Haw, M.F.'s
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Post by: Make it Lady on 04/02/2009 21:27:06
Is there a toilet on this bus or does it make a stop somewhere so I can spend a penny.
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Post by: JimBob on 05/02/2009 00:42:40
This is the Express, mam. So hold it - or you will be fined for destroying Her Majesty's Property. If you are going to drop a penny I am sure there is someone in the rear that will ac-commod-ate you.
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Post by: JimBob on 05/02/2009 04:09:49
That was so bad I am going to do it myself ----

GROAN !!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 05/02/2009 23:01:00
Stop doing it yourself you have Lianna now to do it for you and besides you will go blind and have the lining out of your cap!
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Post by: dentstudent on 06/02/2009 09:45:31
But I don't use a cap....

Anyway - top "Karma" to you all. And who will be the first to mention chameleons? And will there be a graph of Karma ratings? And who will be the first to mention sutra? And will there be a graph of that!
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Post by: dentstudent on 06/02/2009 12:07:41
and how can you find out who gave you a thumbs up, and for which post?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 06/02/2009 12:08:40
You can't. Mwwaahaahaaahaaa....
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Post by: yor_on on 06/02/2009 15:08:02
I don't know what to say about it.
Just before I compared this site to another, nowadays, rather sorry site.
And I wrote that 'this one, thank the Gods, didn't have any pos and negs':)
Or similar.

Eat it up...
'I'm eating I'm eating' ...sort of.

So if I write that on that other site they could write comments too?
And tell you that I'm happy it isn't so here?

Will that too come here now?

I'm not very much for that kind of 'circular 'kissing up:s'' that those 'thumbs up/down', if positively seen, may represent.
Like 'closed circles of admirers' giving each other 'pos' and others 'negs'.
Don't kid yourself on this one, I've seen it at work before.

If you want a more 'adversified' site then this is a good start.
Or some 'Elite' community.

I will write here until I see that skull of a ghost creep up again:)
By then, and if so, this place will already have lost some of its present nimbus I'm sure.

Well, that to might have a nimbus, but not entirely the same I think.
More like dark dark clouds.

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To me the strength of a good site is its users.
Common sense,a little humility, and some humor goes a long way with me.

 'bells and whistles' takes you nowhere, but fast:)


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Kind of sickly fun.
Seems I've got my first 'neg' after writing this.
Got two 'pos' earlier, but now it's only 'one'
By some coward hiding behind this site's 'anonymity'.

Ah well, what's new?

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Post by: Make it Lady on 06/02/2009 19:28:46
Chem4 how did you get 6, 6! I can't beleive it. Do you have to sit quietly and calmly whilst posting? Is there someone you have to sleep with? Did you do it 6 times. Should it be a stamina mark instead? So many questions and no answers. Wow is me!
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Post by: yor_on on 06/02/2009 20:55:30
Ok Mr Chem, time to come clean.

We are putting up the interrogation table as I write.
This will be pleasant:)

4 us...

--

'Hey those lights are much to weak, get five hundred watts bulbs to this lamp.
What! Not working? Connect them in a series then, nincompoop!!'

Ah, The table is set...
Now, where is our treat?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 06/02/2009 23:27:07
Now it is 7, 7! [:)][:)]
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Post by: yor_on on 07/02/2009 02:39:22
Yes Mr Chem, we noticed.

Please relax while we prepare the truth serum.
And remember, as said in all bad horror flicks.
'This will hurt me so much more than you'.

- No Sir, those flickering lights you might have noticed is no figments of your fantasy.
They are all to real, and yes, they are all mine.
'Hew hew hew'

*Should be understood as*
*Crazed bubbling laughter as if heavily armed octopuses happily swinging away using dull impediments*


---

Ah, the figments primarily.
Well, the lights to I suppose.

is mine, thinking of it.
-

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Post by: Make it Lady on 07/02/2009 18:30:26
Next time you do it, chem4, can we watch. We need a karma guru to show us the way.
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Post by: JimBob on 07/02/2009 23:15:10
I am still highly attracted to the woman in the banner ad with flat abs stating "Loose 25 lbs of stomach fat in 3 weeks."

Is this the truth serum starting to work????
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Post by: Make it Lady on 08/02/2009 00:34:57
Chem4 you have fallen from grace! what did you do? Did you shout at your computer, fart whilst sleeping with the karma points designer, sit on a thumbs up? What happened. I've gone up for some strange reason? I can't figure this out. My answers are always complete twaddle.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 08/02/2009 01:26:26
Yes, indeed. I have fallen from grace [:(]
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Post by: yor_on on 08/02/2009 15:04:11
Nah, Mr Chem.

The Gods of 'edit' are the rulers of the Net.
We are the glimmering sparks lightening the road to enlightenment:)

(Cake on a cake that one?:)

Anyway, we will follow the 'path'.
Oh master:)

------

Why is this?
Every time I 'go up' you seem to have more thumbs waving at me.

Ahh, show me the path.

( Did I glimpse a yellow brick road?
Over there ---->
Just for that breathless moment? :)

Go for it, I say...
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Post by: Make it Lady on 08/02/2009 16:39:23
OK how did chem4 gain 5 points overnight. Is he logging on as a newbie and awarding himself marks. Mischief is afoot, I'm sure.
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Post by: JimBob on 08/02/2009 16:51:20
A glimpse of Oz? - can you see it from there, C4? Or is the "parera" or Canterbury’s ‘mad dog’ wind driving you MAD, MAD, I SAY! ???
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Post by: yor_on on 08/02/2009 22:35:17
Mr Chem, pay no attention.
To aspire those rarefied heights craves the outmost exquisiteness and refinement.
And a large dose of that innermost devout humility paired with the willing to take on whatever dragons might come.

As me Sir, as me indeed:)
A description so befitting Sir that I almost syncope on my Persian cat.

Stepped in bold adroitness are we, swept in capes of mystique we swoop in from the very heights of Olympus  to share our visions, for ever ready for battle. No lady in, or without, distress  will ever be left alone. No songs unsung, no wine unspilled, as we spread the true joy of our personalities into their longing hearts.

Ladys, we are here, indeed.

Sir, to a most glorious beginning
No end in sight:)
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Post by: JimBob on 09/02/2009 02:00:15
The drams of glory rise in ever-shifting waves of vision, but only because of the lack of oxygen to the brain that caused the Persian chat to become a pancake.

He is, as are we all, delusional in this vision of our own creating, parsing chi though little cells, staved for blood, and bending it into our reality - for there is only one - everything is consciousness, the rest illusion.

Say hello to the turkey, please. It will be eaten at dinner tomorrow night, after the sacrifice.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 09/02/2009 02:46:36
OK how did chem4 gain 5 points overnight. Is he logging on as a newbie and awarding himself marks. Mischief is afoot, I'm sure.
I should ask you that same question! How did you manage 7 or is it 8 overnight?
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Post by: Karen W. on 09/02/2009 03:02:46
Wow! Very eloquent,  beautiful and well written Yor_on.  I enjoyed reading your post!
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 09/02/2009 05:07:39
Mr yor_on has a way with words [:)]
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Post by: Karen W. on 09/02/2009 06:08:20
Yes he does.
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Post by: yor_on on 09/02/2009 13:56:25
So do you friends.
And the more you write like that, the more eloquent I will be forced to be.
In the end I will most probably drown in my own words.

Ah, I see through that fiendish plan now.
Ha, thought I would fall for that one, did you?
I'm all to smart for that.

Not a word over those lips.
Closed like a clam.

Tightlipped, the understatement of an...
Like Clint, you know.

*make my day*
Tried to get me again huh.


-----


Nope, no chance of that, you just wait.
Some day I will be able to afford that horse too.
And then dear ladies, not a dry eye in the house.

As we proudly ride away into the sunset.


---


Yes. I can see it now, me and Jolly Jumper, and a sack of beans.
(Just need to learn to ride, do they use ladders?)

Have behind, needs instruction... Sort of?
Naah, didn't sound quite right, that one.

I mean, how hard can it be?

Looked pretty easy on the telly if you ask me.
Yep, that and my stiff upper lip, that's me.


---


Or my horses?
Or Both??

So, not a word over those lips.
Not never...


---


Moore.
And I will Roger that.
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Post by: Karen W. on 09/02/2009 19:02:32
lol...you bring to mind a funny memory...Lol..Trying to ide a horse after years of not riding..Lol..

My daughter bought her horse about 14 years old..with her paper route money.....I drove the route while helping her wrap and band newspapers...lol..

Anyway..Se bought the horse..."Bandit" quite the personality..I decided i would ride him after she had had him about a year....
The horse knewI was no proper rder and really did not want my large self on his back..Lol so he immediatly tried to brush me off b running me up under the appletree... Smart allek horse...

Lol..I stayed on but I fear hw won an I got spooked and felt to old for that... so bailed..Lol..

It was funny...I had to stand on a large picnic table to get on him......Really did need a ladder....the stitups and horn were of no use to me.....crazy old woman I OBVIOUSLY WAS..lol...
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Post by: yor_on on 09/02/2009 21:29:34
Hairy experience Karen.
I have this theory though, if you have a long enough stick and hang a carrot there that pedestrian quadruped will give chase to it.

The idea is twofolded, it won't attack you, and by changing position of it you can steer too.
The only thing left is how to mount the brakes on it?

-
I mean that the horse won't attack you.
I'm not worried about the carrot.

---

This will work...
As long as you get up facing the right end that is.

---

Although it didn't work for me?
Any tips?

------------Survival tip---------------------

Although If that said carrot do try to attack.
Threaten it with Bugs Bunny.

Looney?
Me??
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Post by: Make it Lady on 09/02/2009 21:41:32
Yor_on it only pays to keep your lips sealed if you are a lady and you are riding bare back. Boy does it make me yelp!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 09/02/2009 21:42:52
OK how did chem4 gain 5 points overnight. Is he logging on as a newbie and awarding himself marks. Mischief is afoot, I'm sure.
I should ask you that same question! How did you manage 7 or is it 8 overnight?
I have been given a good thumbing by 7 or 8 other forum members. Can't say it was very satisfying.
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Post by: yor_on on 09/02/2009 21:45:41
Proud to read your thightlipped comments Lady.
This is what makes this forum so enlightened.

That, and a beer:)
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Post by: Make it Lady on 09/02/2009 21:50:33
It is nice to see your karma has gone up yor_on. I value your opinion on this forum.

I used to ride horses but have become allergic to them. It is hard to ride whilst having an asthma attack. My husband doesn't think it is a good excuse though!
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Post by: yor_on on 09/02/2009 22:04:23
Thank you Lady.
And the same to you:)

I too have ridden horses, when young.
Was on a farm raising and training them for a summer.
So I know how Karen felt:)
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Post by: Make it Lady on 09/02/2009 22:18:30
My old horse knew all the tricks in the book from breathing in when I tightened the girth to spinning around in tight circles to tey and dislodge me.
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Post by: Karen W. on 10/02/2009 07:41:08
Thank you Lady.
And the same to you:)

I too have ridden horses, when young.
Was on a farm raising and training them for a summer.
So I know how Karen felt:)


Felt defeated by the horse and he knew it! LOL.. I still like them They are beautiful animals!
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Post by: Karen W. on 10/02/2009 07:42:00
My old horse knew all the tricks in the book from breathing in when I tightened the girth to spinning around in tight circles to try and dislodge me.

Isn't that funny how they think.. they are quite intelligent!
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Post by: yor_on on 10/02/2009 12:27:07
Horses are free spirited:)
If treated right.
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Post by: dentstudent on 10/02/2009 13:10:12
My old horse knew all the tricks in the book from breathing in when I tightened the girth to spinning around in tight circles to tey and dislodge me.

I used to have a girlfriend like that, too.
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Post by: JimBob on 10/02/2009 16:06:47
My, my playing pony girl with her?

That is kinky, IMHO.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 10/02/2009 17:43:48
JimBob is this another filthy code (IMHO) You really should stop reading those mucky mags.
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Post by: JimBob on 10/02/2009 19:01:19
JimBob is this another filthy code (IMHO) You really should stop reading those mucky mags.

I can't read them any more - they are stuck together from ... er, PEANUT BUTTER, ya that's it, peanut butter.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 11/02/2009 06:09:07
Tut tut JimBob, you shouldn't stuff yourself with nuts all the time.
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Post by: dentstudent on 11/02/2009 07:45:19
Tut tut JimBob, you shouldn't stuff yourself with nuts all the time.

I think that he was actually chucking his nuts into them...

Does anyone know where I can offload my chutney?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 11/02/2009 07:59:19
Does anyone know where I can offload my chutney?
Chutney ? = Caribbean rhythmic Caribbean song??? A popular Caribbean form of song with a quick beat, much influenced by calypso in rhythm and choice of subjects???? Is that what you mean?? Or the sweet and spicy relish made from fruit, spices, sugar, and vinegar



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Post by: dentstudent on 11/02/2009 08:06:50
It's a euphamism. Which is a sort of electronic trombone.
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Post by: dentstudent on 11/02/2009 08:12:56
If there was someone in Salt Lake city who didn't believe in god, would that be an oxymormon?
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Post by: JimBob on 11/02/2009 15:26:07
If there was someone in Salt Lake city who didn't believe in god, would that be an oxymormon?

Only if the God should be made of a pillar of salt.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 11/02/2009 21:31:00
A pillow of salt would not be a good idea as it would make your eyes smart.
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Post by: JimBob on 11/02/2009 21:54:20
What about my brain - would it be possible?

(This is the straight line set-up for you, Shazza)
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Post by: dentstudent on 12/02/2009 11:45:49
If there was someone in Salt Lake city who didn't believe in god, would that be an oxymormon?

Only if the God should be made of a pillar of salt.

Nah, sod 'em.
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Post by: dentstudent on 12/02/2009 11:48:26
A pillow of salt would not be a good idea as it would make your eyes smart.
How about a finger of fudge?
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Post by: JimBob on 12/02/2009 16:28:53
A god should have or not have the following characteristics:

(PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THIS LIST ! )


   Able to leap tall buildings with a single bound, faster than a speeding bullet, etc.

   Able to turn water into any form of alcoholic beverage, including Everclear - 90% pure ethanol

   Able to walk on water - or at least float (Mr Hanky would qualify for this since sh*t floats)

   Able to cure the ill, raise the dead and make pigs crazy

   Able to keep the national debt under control

   Able to keep a forum topic on-topic without any wandering

   Like chocolate

   Sacrifice body parts for the benefit of others, much like the Mayan kings who would pass thorn-embedded
       stings through their tongues and genitals

   Keep accounts in a check-book and NEVER become overdrawn

   Fix a power outage due to storms in an instant

   Get legislation passed by a legislative body without any amendments, changes or add-on and the legislation actually works for the highest good of the people, not special interest groups!

   And lastly, Not be the idea of a science fiction writer and worshiped by insane movie stars.

All things can be considered but since I am "The Decider" I will decide what is right - or wrong.  [8D]



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Post by: Don_1 on 12/02/2009 17:02:21
Should be able to keep ALL his followers together under ONE religion, not split into different factions!
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Post by: JimBob on 12/02/2009 21:09:46
Should be able to keep ALL his followers together under ONE religion, not split into different factions!

What would you add, Don?
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Post by: yor_on on 13/02/2009 17:08:17
Well, thank you all.
Good to know that there are disciples.

Now as my first decree.
All little wimen should most happily join our enlightened movement.
And there will be a party...

*Both heads nodding enthusiastically*

You bring the booze I'll bring the thirst.
*More nodding, one head falling off*

Hmm...

Yep, that's about cover it..

Anything more?

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Post by: JimBob on 14/02/2009 01:16:19
Bring the wimmen, yor_on

The more the better. Perhaps we can have a choirs line or even see the play - all performances done in the nude. naked, unclothed, in birthday suits, sans écouter,

nekkid!
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Post by: yor_on on 14/02/2009 02:42:19
Eh, a tea party would be nice?

Although that last one you Yanks hold got a little out of hands, didn't it?
I mean, only the crème de la crème invited, wasn't it.
in Boston?

It was some time ago I admit, but I thought you might remember JB :)


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Post by: Chemistry4me on 14/02/2009 03:01:32
I was there [:)]
I remember... all too well.
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Post by: Karen W. on 14/02/2009 03:34:50
LOL..LOL...You guys Crack me up!
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Post by: JimBob on 14/02/2009 04:20:07
I was there [:)]
I remember... all too well.

Yep, just the way you remember the day you and your friends sink The Rainbow Warrior.





























-- Oh that was the French - sorry.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 14/02/2009 04:55:18
Hey!
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 14/02/2009 04:57:58
LOL..LOL...You guys Crack me up!
Don't you mean?

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Post by: JimBob on 14/02/2009 16:05:09
LOL..LOL...You guys Crack me up!
Don't you mean?

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Oh, THAT'S just Ducky!!

(GROAN!)
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Post by: JimBob on 14/02/2009 16:21:34
Hey, where is dentstudent? The critter started this thread and just left it alone - what is wrong with the lad? Is his attention span this short? Is he that much of a LAMER? >>> (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emotihost.com%2Fsick%2F9.gif&hash=d7ba2f893a343dcf020f35ec216c824c)

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Post by: Make it Lady on 14/02/2009 18:42:41
Yor_on I thought you would suggest cray fish and snaps for your party. I'm only coming if there will be crayfish.
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Post by: Karen W. on 14/02/2009 19:40:37
LOL..LOL...You guys Crack me up!
Don't you mean?

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Yes in deed you guys quack me up!!
when I am very quacked down.........boy..thats bad...no thats good..well
..Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...
All the kings horses and all the kings men
could never put humpty together again....
poor Humpty got all quaked up!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water... Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after...

Seems Jack got all quaked up too!.......................
Rock a bye baby fell down and got all quacked up too!

 boy its No wonder I'm all quackers over ll you duckies!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 14/02/2009 22:51:50
I'm a bit drunk.
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Post by: JimBob on 15/02/2009 00:19:37
I'm a bit drunk.

Not an aphrodisiac.
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Post by: Karen W. on 15/02/2009 01:30:51
I'm a bit drunk.
You are on Valentines Day???....Oh ......I hope you have had a good day!
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Post by: yor_on on 15/02/2009 10:36:37
There is a lot of ducks in this thread.
Is that normal?

And if it is a scientific duck?
Shouldn't it be naked then?

Lucky I'm not.
I would freeze to my death.
Not as a duck, well, maybe if I was a tropical duck though.
Do they exist?

*The naked scientists proudly presents the tropical ducks*
Quakers beware.
Or is it Quackers?

Anyway, do a duck float?
Who said 'cork it up'?


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Post by: Karen W. on 15/02/2009 11:48:09
We are having quite the storm.... It has been blowing and pounding all night... Boy oh Boy sounds like I am loosing shingles out there..I heard something very large and metalic sounding Fly past my bedroom window an hour ago.. and I don't believe it was the "Man of Steel".....ie "Superman!" 
I will not be surprised if I find garbage cans from ten miles  away here tomorrow...It has both dogs stirred up pretty good...Sounds like I have Ghosts haunting my house as the wind blows through rattling all my old windows....
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Post by: JimBob on 15/02/2009 17:25:33
Quackers go quite well with delicately herbed duck pâté foie gras. Or braunschweiger. I will eat it on Bauernbrot (usually using Leberwurst. Labeled "liverwurst" in the US) with onions. I then have a breath that stinks but it sure tastes good!!

Northern California is getting slammed: any abandoned light hoses near you? That is where the ghosts are coming from.

Northern Califonia is 1600 miles form here in Texas, as the duck flies - that is twice the distance form the triple junction of Norway-Sweden-Finland and and Vãstervik, Sweden - also measured as the duck flies.

There are ducks all over the work. And swans. The Magellanic Flightless Steamer Duck is flightless and has developed "spurs" on it wigs as both an aggressive and defense adaptation. It has been know to kill other birds that enter its territory - either other ducks of the same species or just poor hapless sparrow who just wondered into the area. Poor birdies.

It sound as if the Viking took an Oden-worshiping duck to South America with them.

Don't forget the Southern Hemisphere swans, either.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 15/02/2009 19:47:53
We are having quite the storm.... It has been blowing and pounding all night... Boy oh Boy sounds like I am loosing shigles out there..I heard something very large and metalic sounding Fly past my bedroom window an hour ago.. and I don't believe it was the "Man of Steel".....ie x"Superman!" 
I will not be surprised if I find garbage cans from ten miles  away here tomorrow...It has both dogs stirred up pretty good...Sounds like I have Ghosts haunting my house as the wind bows through rattling all my old windows....
My drains have got a problem and the shower keeps gurgling in the night. It is a scary noise to be woken up too. Perhaps I have haunted drains.
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Post by: dentstudent on 16/02/2009 08:06:44
Hey, where is dentstudent? The critter started this thread and just left it alone - what is wrong with the lad? Is his attention span this short? Is he that much of a LAMER? >>> (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emotihost.com%2Fsick%2F9.gif&hash=d7ba2f893a343dcf020f35ec216c824c)



Sorry JB - I know you miss me when I'm not here. Let see, Valentine's day at 16:00. I had just finished skiing and was on my way to town to watch England lose to Wales at rugby.

There is a life beyond TNS!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 16/02/2009 20:42:25
But sadly very little life in the England national teams.
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Post by: JimBob on 16/02/2009 22:21:29
We are just glad that there is some life in you, Shazza. It would be so boring without you here to add some "spiciness" to the site, RE: sewing a penis to someones forehead - NOW THAT IS CLASS![/b} (For those unaware, just click this link!!!!)

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=20422.msg228438#msg228438

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Post by: JimBob on 17/02/2009 00:56:29
the rhino is a curious beast
it has such pretty hair
so when it goes to the village feast
it is given a proper chair
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Post by: Make it Lady on 17/02/2009 17:23:01
I think I went too far again!
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Post by: Don_1 on 17/02/2009 20:32:05
You may have noticed that this is page 17. It was preceded by page 16 and, should life continue after today, it may well reach page 18.

That maths tutor was worth his weight in toxic waste.
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Post by: JimBob on 17/02/2009 23:17:41
I think I went too far again!

No, no, please keep it up - we need the amusement.

And we love you, dearie.

(He walks away, smirking.)
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Post by: Make it Lady on 17/02/2009 23:37:21
Boredom is getting to me. I think I need Beaver back. He adds to the spice of verbal sparring. Oh my god, I have spots on my stomach! where did they come from? I'm full of allergies today. I have been doing probably my last science show today. I think I'm allergic to small children. It is a good job I'm quitting. I was afraid of becoming a sad twisted children's entertainer.
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Post by: Astronomer_FB on 17/02/2009 23:41:36
For some reason Google must have thought I mean STD's because now I am getting ads to help stop anal/butt itching. Ewww.... [xx(] [xx(] [xx(]
That is indeed a serious issue.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 18/02/2009 03:21:55
Dude, that was nearly month ago!
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Post by: yor_on on 18/02/2009 03:50:46
That makes me just itching to jump in.
Ah, not there though..

The conversation I meant..

English is so hard.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 18/02/2009 03:55:21
Ah, speaking of conversations Mr. yor_on, it has been a while since we've last had one, no?
I applaude you for overcoming the urge to fall asleep.
Please join me on the couch.

------
English is hard? How so?
You appear to have a very good grasp of it already. [:)]
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Post by: dentstudent on 18/02/2009 08:28:26
I'm off to take a photo. Euphamism? Nope. Mephamism? Possibly.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 18/02/2009 08:56:25
Mepha- WHAT? [???][???]
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Post by: dentstudent on 18/02/2009 10:05:20
You-phamism; Me-phamism.
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Post by: dentstudent on 18/02/2009 10:06:00
Chemistry4Mephamism?
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Don_1 on 18/02/2009 10:43:31
Theyphamism, wephamism.

I think it's time for a coffee and piece of cakephamism.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Karen W. on 18/02/2009 12:15:41
That makes me just itching to jump in.
Ah, not there though..

The conversation I meant..

English is so hard.

Speaking of itch.....I have a really anoying one on my left shoulder blade..which seems to move when I try to scratch it on the nearest wall corne or with m scissors... I cannot reach it with my right arm.. and my left arm has a bum shouler so cannot reach thusly.. so would you consider Jumping into a nice teleporter and come scratch this bloody annoying itch for me??? I can direct the movements of said itch if you are good at directions!
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Post by: yor_on on 18/02/2009 12:31:27
Karen, I can't help but getting strange associations here?
A bum?
Shouler??

Why does your bum have a shouler? And what is it?
I once said, that English is hard but now it's becoming impossible???

I will complain at my nearest consulate.
Hopefully we Swedes will be able to teach you a real language instead.

---

I'm sorry Mr. Chem, that I missed the opportunity to talk with someone that appreciates and now how to handle the Queens English.
In a proper and, if I may say so, respectful manner. Perhaps, later?

Mr Dent also seems to have a way with words:)
Although I'm unsure in what tongue?


I have spoken.

(kind of 'imposant' that one, I'll think I'll keep it:)
((Or should it be? I'll try to think I'll keep it??::))
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Don_1 on 18/02/2009 12:41:19
FOG ALERT
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Post by: Karen W. on 18/02/2009 14:07:17
Karen, I can't help but getting strange associations here?
A bum?
Shoulder??

Why does your bum have a shoulder? And what is it?
I once said, that English is hard but now it's becoming impossible???

I will complain at my nearest consulate.
Hopefully we Swedes will be able to teach you a real language instead.

I DO APOLOGISE..lol!!  It does not have a shoulder.....Lol.... Here... in the manner I used the word " bum," it means, bad, injured, no good..kind of lame, flawed, defective, etc....Lol...
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Make it Lady on 18/02/2009 18:28:14
So dentstudent is speaking in tongues now. That is how I speak to my dentist. Is understanding your patient as they speak with your hand in their mouth on the curriculum?
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Post by: JimBob on 18/02/2009 23:14:52
I see the Scots have already started preparing for the return of James II.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi38.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe111%2Fgeezer69%2Fscots_radicals.jpg&hash=5724ffca9ab10fc706ee6cf9ea85faa5)

It means the English will need to learn to speak Gaelic.

Are you ready for the army, Shazza?
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Make it Lady on 18/02/2009 23:17:46
Will there be raping and pillaging?
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: yor_on on 19/02/2009 00:19:56
If that's what it takes for you to come, then I'm sure Mr JB can arrange something suitable.
We all want you to come by by the way:)

Eh, along...

Come along that meant.

Or was it Hop along?
But I'm pretty sure the last name was Cassidy.
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Post by: dentstudent on 19/02/2009 09:13:57
Just for the record - my hands don't go anywhere near anybody's mouths' unless I am biologically related to them or married to them! Or they deserve it.

Was Dentarthurdent a dentist?
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Don_1 on 19/02/2009 09:27:13
Dentstudent is not a dental student, he is a dent student. He is learning the finer points of putting dents into things such as cars and cans. Look here is some of his latest project work:

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpindarmedia.com%2FDented.jpg&hash=70431c490d1fa980cbddfa8345436700)

He missunderstood the meaning of finding this car's horse power:
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flizditz.typepad.com%2Fphotos%2Funcategorized%2Fcar_hits_horse_loses.jpg&hash=246c9415dc9d266559ede13af159c58d)

Must try harder:
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sosdent.com%2Fgallery%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F20%2Finfinity_g_35_coupe.jpg&hash=e067610ccd4f3e78984d286c1120f17b)

Excelent effort:
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsp5.fotologs.net%2Fphoto%2F37%2F36%2F37%2Fexoticcarcrash%2F1172249240_f.jpg&hash=f1e5262246eed7db1d0c8bde44b96708)
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Chemistry4me on 19/02/2009 09:29:07
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT HORSE DOING IN/ON THE CAR!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 19/02/2009 09:33:38
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT HORSE DOING IN/ON THE CAR!?!?!?!?!?

Looking for change behind the drivers seat? Playing squash?

What was the last thing that went through the drivers head?
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Chemistry4me on 19/02/2009 09:39:22
Tut-tut dentstudent, I think you might have gone too far this time.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 19/02/2009 11:31:52
Well, whatever, the driver had a 'mare of a day.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Don_1 on 19/02/2009 12:14:34
Yes his throat was feeling a little horse.

Hmmm, perhaps I should re-phrase that!!
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: dentstudent on 19/02/2009 12:19:52
"Stick a pony in your pocket...."

Perhaps the driver wanted a real flying horse on his bonnet.....
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Post by: JimBob on 19/02/2009 16:47:17
Just for the record - my hands don't go anywhere near anybody's mouths' unless I am biologically related to them or married to them! Or they deserve it.

Was Dentarthurdent a dentist?

I thought that dentist were always "down in the mouth" but occasionally "pulled a good one."
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: JimBob on 19/02/2009 16:51:33
"Stick a pony in your pocket...."

Perhaps the driver wanted a real flying horse on his bonnet.....

A flying horse is called a Pegasus - what ever happened to an educated populous?
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Make it Lady on 19/02/2009 17:38:45
They became a hippapopulous.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: JimBob on 20/02/2009 01:20:51
GROOOOOAAAAAAANNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But then, I do the same thing.
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Post by: yor_on on 20/02/2009 15:55:06
I feel sad for that horse, although it remind me of Canada somehow?
Don't know why, must be something I took, ah, read?

Ah yes, Toronto was it, ...Was it?

" You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday. "

Then on the other hand...
In Alberta city laws it is stated that
"If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town."

The handgun makes sense, but what do they expect the horse to solve?
That a car can't??

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Sorry, a sick sick mind is mine.
And that is no floccinaucinihilipilification !!!

One should value what little one has.
That includes quadrupeds.

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Apropos strange photos
http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: JimBob on 20/02/2009 19:22:11
A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!

I thought it night have been a mouse at first. That is, until upon closer examination I discovered the creature to be shod with horse shoes.That is unusual for a mouse. As is the lack of cloven hoofs on the beast.

Does anyone have a mint? My stomach is acting up again.

Can a three towed sloth really grow an algae mat? - The answer is YES!

---------------------

When you cross a donkey with an onion, what do you get?

A piece of A** that make you cry.

Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Make it Lady on 21/02/2009 01:05:12
I love it when you fall back on your assonance.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Make it Lady on 21/02/2009 01:27:07
My son is Skiing in America and met Jonathan Ross. He is on everything, including Murray's holiday. Murray got his Autograph though.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Andrew K Fletcher on 21/02/2009 16:56:06
 [:o)] Dellboy rules!
"Stick a pony in your pocket...."

Perhaps the driver wanted a real flying horse on his bonnet.....

Maybe he was horseing around when he got saddled with the extra passenger?
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Andrew K Fletcher on 21/02/2009 17:00:01
Brings on a whole new meaning to Nagging the driver in the backseat
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Make it Lady on 21/02/2009 21:13:14
Why is the driver in the back seat? Does he have really long legs?
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Post by: Andrew K Fletcher on 22/02/2009 17:56:34
Why is the driver in the back seat? Does he have really long legs?

Nope, the Nag knocked the driver in the back seat, hence nagging the driver
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: JimBob on 23/02/2009 00:06:56
All this talk of nags seems to remind me of something - hummmmm OH, YES! What I emailed the Beaver.



best of craigslist > washington, DC > Married Woman Needs a Really Smart Doormat
Originally Posted: Tue, 2 Dec 13:46 EST


Married Woman Needs a Really Smart Doormat


Date: 2008-12-02, 1:46PM EST


My wife needs a man.

And not just any man. Oh, no.

She needs a man who is very handsome, very accomplished, highly educated, very articulate, reasonably wealthy, and who is a good listener. Here's the kicker: you must have so little self-esteem that being completely submissive comes to you as naturally as the way a light turns off when somebody hits the switch. And then comes on again when a certain someone changes their mind just a moment later.

Do you like hours and hours of antiquing on beautiful summer days and offering meaningless approval of others' purchases? Hey, good.

Do you like being asked about home decorating selections by someone who has no intention of actually taking your opinions? Very good. You're on a roll.

Do you mind abandoning your friendships and foregoing the chance to make new ones? Hey, excellent!

Would it bother you if long-held plans that you were kinda looking forward to are routinely abandoned without notice? No, of course you wouldn't. Hey - you're really rocking now.

Those pots and pans you were told to remove from the dishwasher - like, you weren't actually planning on putting them somewhere without first consulting someone, were you? Oh, good.

Do you have the ability to nod and utter "um-hmm" at socially appropriate moments for long periods of time without actually asking or saying anything? (You can't try and avoid this by listening to your iPod on long car trips. I've tried this. It does not work. I have two busted pairs of earphones to show for it.)

If all that is true, then certainly you won't mind it if the Redskins game you were looking forward to ALL FREAKING WEEK is switched off in favor of an epidode of HGTV's "My Home is Worth What?" that you're pretty sure you sat through two weeks ago.

If you have all of these qualities and promise to be a decent role model to my children, I'll bankroll you in a comfortable lifestyle at a level to be determined by my wife's yet-to-be-hired lawyer. You'll enjoy a four bedroom suburban colonial with a pretty damn nice kitchen. You'll have your own space in a two-car garage for your car. You'll have a small, yappy little dog with bad breath that is yours to walk on a rhinestone-studded, hot-pink leash - first thing every morning and last thing every evening. And you'll have a one-acre lawn to keep manicured. (Neglect it at your peril, friend.)

After the holidays are gone, so am I. You can reach me by satellite phone. I'll be on the deck of a leaky old bass boat off the coast of Florida drinking a Corona and listening to some Jimmy Buffett and thinking about something other than the balance of my 401(k).

Oh - I almost forgot: there will be no sex. Like, none.

If you're interested, hit me up with an e-mail and we'll get you all fixed up.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Chemistry4me on 23/02/2009 03:59:26
I see that someone (A guest) is actually printing this topic!! [:o]
Must be a big printer with lots of paper in it [:)]
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Post by: Make it Lady on 23/02/2009 16:20:48
JimBob: All men are like floor tiles (not doormats.) Lay them right and you can walk all over them forever! 
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Post by: Make it Lady on 23/02/2009 16:22:04
I thought we had outed these guests and hidden people. Well I guess it is better than a ghost.
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Post by: dentstudent on 23/02/2009 16:30:31
Flashheart: Couldn't resist it, eh, Slack Bladder? Told you you thought I was great. All right men, let's do-oo-oo it! The first thing to remember is: always treat your kite . . .

[Flashheart taps the picture of the Sopwith Camel with his stick.]

Flashheart: . . . like you treat your woman!

[Flashheart whips the air with his cane.]

George: How, how do you mean, Sir? Do you mean, do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother?

Flashheart: No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 23/02/2009 16:58:53
My kinda man.
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Post by: JimBob on 23/02/2009 19:02:34
Women are like gum boots - you only put them on when you are going to get dirty.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Make it Lady on 23/02/2009 20:23:41
Gum boots? are they Wellington boots that are made out of chewing gum?
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: JimBob on 23/02/2009 22:53:04
Gum boots? are they Wellington boots that are made out of chewing gum?

NO - you are just being silly now.

In my part of the world, Wellington boots are made out of cow leather and horse-hide and are tough as nails. I have owned a pair of leather Wellingtons for over 32 years and they fit like a pair of old comfortable slippers and are still in good working order. They were custom made for my feet and have an unusual zipper in them in order for my cloven hooves - er, make that "my arthritic ankles," can fit into them. All that is needed for maintenance is a little linseed oil or lanolin and the occasional new soles and heels. So in order to differentiate between you silly people who believe you can make "real" boots out of rubber, I will call them gum boots so these less sturdy boots will not be confused with real leather boots.

I do believe you have heard this expression before and are just being obstreperous. Typical woman. Floor Tile, Hurumph!

MY BOOTS

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi38.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe111%2Fgeezer69%2FIMG_0131.jpg&hash=fbd2ad509164506426a06e7a1a66c030)


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Post by: JimBob on 25/02/2009 02:39:23
OK, I am going to rescue this from obscurity. Another post will put it to the top of the list.


Did anyone see the potato?

Have you been to Korea?

What would you do with $10,000? (Or £6811.10? GB at the current rate, 0239 GMT)

Choose one or all.
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Chemistry4me on 25/02/2009 03:29:44
I love potatoes.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fslwa.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F05%2Fpotato_heart_mutation.jpg&hash=1449829f6ff7b34435c9ccd0d97d29a3)
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Post by: Karen W. on 25/02/2009 04:19:23
Gum boots? are they Wellington boots that are made out of chewing gum?

NO - you are just being silly now.

In my part of the world, Wellington boots are made out of cow leather and horse-hide and are tough as nails. I have owned a pair of leather Wellingtons for over 32 years and they fit like a pair of old comfortable slippers and are still in good working order. They were custom made for my feet and have an unusual zipper in them in order for my cloven hooves - er, make that "my arthritic ankles," can fit into them. All that is needed for maintenance is a little linseed oil or lanolin and the occasional new soles and heels. So in order to differentiate between you silly people who believe you can make "real" boots out of rubber, I will call them gum boots so these less sturdy boots will not be confused with real leather boots.

I do believe you have heard this expression before and are just being obstreperous. Typical woman. Floor Tile, Hurumph!

MY BOOTS

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi38.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe111%2Fgeezer69%2FIMG_0131.jpg&hash=fbd2ad509164506426a06e7a1a66c030)




Nice boots...but I must say I love your futon cover.... nice print Jim!
Title: Do you have STB syndrome?
Post by: Karen W. on 25/02/2009 04:25:04
I love potatoes.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fslwa.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F05%2Fpotato_heart_mutation.jpg&hash=1449829f6ff7b34435c9ccd0d97d29a3)

I love potatoes too! Nice heart!
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Post by: JimBob on 25/02/2009 04:27:56
I love potatoes.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fslwa.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F05%2Fpotato_heart_mutation.jpg&hash=1449829f6ff7b34435c9ccd0d97d29a3)

Come on! Have a heart and post something interesting!

(No Karen, You may not have my couch. And it is not a print - it is a weave, not a print. You would be surprised at what machines can do these days.)
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 25/02/2009 04:29:25
Well I was going to say that it kind of looks like butt cheeks.
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Post by: Karen W. on 25/02/2009 04:40:28
I love potatoes.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fslwa.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F05%2Fpotato_heart_mutation.jpg&hash=1449829f6ff7b34435c9ccd0d97d29a3)

Come on! Have a heart and post something interesting!

(No Karen, You may not have my couch. And it is not a print - it is a weave, not a print. You would be surprised at what machines can do these days.)

Jimbob...

I sold  futons and futon covers like those for 5 years. That is a (woven) pattern I am familiar with, very nice. Lol.... but, I have had my fill of those things!!!! Lol.....

C4M I thought it looked like butt cheeks, boobs, and a heart! lol...
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Post by: Don_1 on 25/02/2009 08:03:26
If I had $10,000 I would buy a whole lot of Korean potatoes and serve them with custard, followed by poached pears in a rich beef gravy. (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick029.gif&hash=fd400235e869ddd58950723ef01f44c2) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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Post by: Karen W. on 25/02/2009 09:00:40
I love pears.. but have never had poached pears! And Potatoes almost any way are good!

What is custard to you?
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Post by: Don_1 on 25/02/2009 10:11:55
Quote
Ingredients
570ml/1 pint milk
55ml/2fl oz single cream
1 vanilla pod or ½ tsp vanilla extract
4 eggs, yolks only
30g/1oz caster sugar
2 level tsp cornflour



Method
1. Bring the milk, cream and vanilla pod to simmering point slowly over a low heat.
2. Remove the vanilla pod (wash the vanilla pod, dry and store in jar with caster sugar to make vanilla sugar).
3. Whisk the yolks, sugar and cornflour together in a bowl until well blended.
4. Pour the hot milk and cream on to the eggs and sugar, whisking all the time with a balloon whisk.
5. Return to the pan, (add vanilla extract if using) and over a low heat gently stir with a wooden spatula until thickened.
6. Pour the custard into a jug and serve at once.
7. To keep hot, stand the jug in a pan of hot water and cover the top with cling film to prevent skin forming.


by Mary Berry
from Saturday Kitchen
bbc.co.uk (http://bbc.co.uk)

Some people, me included, prefer this
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F7%2F7d%2FBird%2527s-Custard.jpg%2F800px-Bird%2527s-Custard.jpg&hash=5d90f14cc1770d5ec11d7977e59b2715)
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Post by: JimBob on 25/02/2009 21:27:12
I thought General Custard was killed at the Battle of Little Big Horn River in Montana.
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Post by: Don_1 on 26/02/2009 08:56:06
How can you have a little big horn?

it's either a big horn (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.channeladvisor.com%2FSell%2FSSProfiles%2F72000794%2Fimages%2F1%2FBE950-1-0-V2.jpg&hash=0dd2f3975cf1464385bfc3681220e728)
or its a little horn (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2Fe%2Fe9%2FCordechasse.png%2F120px-Cordechasse.png&hash=fba68a0fdc6fefd6102b0befb28088b2)


It can't be both at the same time.

Anyway, I don't think that was General Custard, wasn't it General Hospital and Major Roadworks, not forgeting, of course, Private Parts.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 26/02/2009 08:59:11
Which one is the little big horn? What does one look like?
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Post by: Karen W. on 26/02/2009 09:51:12
Quote
Ingredients
570ml/1 pint milk
55ml/2fl oz single cream
1 vanilla pod or ½ tsp vanilla extract
4 eggs, yolks only
30g/1oz caster sugar
2 level tsp cornflour



Method
1. Bring the milk, cream and vanilla pod to simmering point slowly over a low heat.
2. Remove the vanilla pod (wash the vanilla pod, dry and store in jar with caster sugar to make vanilla sugar).
3. Whisk the yolks, sugar and cornflour together in a bowl until well blended.
4. Pour the hot milk and cream on to the eggs and sugar, whisking all the time with a balloon whisk.
5. Return to the pan, (add vanilla extract if using) and over a low heat gently stir with a wooden spatula until thickened.
6. Pour the custard into a jug and serve at once.
7. To keep hot, stand the jug in a pan of hot water and cover the top with cling film to prevent skin forming.


by Mary Berry
from Saturday Kitchen
bbc.co.uk (http://bbc.co.uk)

Some people, me included, prefer this
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F7%2F7d%2FBird%2527s-Custard.jpg%2F800px-Bird%2527s-Custard.jpg&hash=5d90f14cc1770d5ec11d7977e59b2715)

Don....what is castor sugar? Just plain granulated sugar or what?
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Post by: Don_1 on 26/02/2009 10:21:34
Castor sugar is fine granulated sugar, being much finer than ordinary granulated sugar it dissolves quicker and easier.
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Post by: paul.fr on 26/02/2009 10:25:08
Don....what is castor sugar? Just plain granulated sugar or what?

Isn't it ground up rodents?
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Post by: JimBob on 26/02/2009 15:26:10
Most rodents live in spaces that are from the ground down.
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/02/2009 18:33:26
Talking of the ground down, here is a fish with a transparent head!

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/02/photogalleries/fish-transparent-head-barreleye-picture/index.html
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Post by: Make it Lady on 26/02/2009 23:49:59
I know how to make a rainbow fish in a kitchen science sort of way but I'm not telling because Paul will like it!
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Post by: JimBob on 26/02/2009 23:56:57
HUM ----

Looks a little like Peter Lorre


(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi38.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe111%2Fgeezer69%2FPL_1.jpg&hash=2ff852e4d1bf03422820df5a8bcacd49)

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi38.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe111%2Fgeezer69%2FPL_2.jpg&hash=b672de1b04cc9b96e2ec1f403d87749f)

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Post by: Karen W. on 27/02/2009 00:37:37
Castor sugar is fine granulated sugar, being much finer than ordinary granulated sugar it dissolves quicker and easier.

Thanks.
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Post by: yor_on on 09/03/2009 19:26:15
I'm tired of being secretive here.
I'm the man to the left of the picture.

Just me and my assistant :)

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Yes, that's right, ah, left side.
Behind that camera:)
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Post by: Karen W. on 09/03/2009 22:29:57
I'm tired of being secretive here.
I'm the man to the left of the picture.

Just me and my assistant :)

---

Yes, that's right, ah, left side.
Behind that camera:)


LOL LOL.. That is funny! HEE HEE HEE
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Post by: JimBob on 09/03/2009 23:06:14
I dislike the censorship. WE should start a petition to get rid of such censorship on all television.
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Post by: dentstudent on 10/03/2009 11:16:04
Talking of breasts, this is the result of a drugs bust.

Is that a magic mushroom cloud?

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Post by: JimBob on 10/03/2009 15:49:19
Kwel!!!
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Post by: yor_on on 11/03/2009 02:38:58
JimBob.
Did you mean that we are drifting of the subject here?
Censorship??

You might be right, after all, this is a scientific science site.
So, I proudly present 'new physics'

Even I can relate to this guy:)
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Post by: JimBob on 11/03/2009 16:12:40
yor_on

This is more like my type of physics.


Hey - it is a science topic! The word "physics" is in the title.
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Post by: yor_on on 12/03/2009 14:03:03
Yep, those girls are real scientific.
Rocket scientists in fact, looking at the varieties and deviations of curves they re present.
So, how many do you have? And, are you willing to share??
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Post by: JimBob on 12/03/2009 14:23:23
Of course I will share - if you bring the money for the party and ongoing upkeep of the harem.
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Post by: yor_on on 13/03/2009 12:24:50
"ongoing upkeep?"
That can't be to expensive, can it, I mean, what do a girl need?
A friendly smile, a little food. (They eat like birds, you know:)
And a visit to the shops now and then, of course.
Wait a minute??
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Post by: Don_1 on 13/03/2009 13:56:08
"ongoing upkeep?"
That can't be to expensive,...............
And a visit to the shops now and then, of course.
Wait a minute??

You realised the folly of your statement eh!
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Post by: yor_on on 14/03/2009 00:20:40
I'm happy to introduce a new member to our cheme JimBob. He send a 'salaam' and tells me that he is willing and able to take care of the upkeep. He will visit you soon for a, on the spot, inspection, he promised to keep it a private matter so it will only be him and some forty of his nearest family, I'm sure you have room for them? I told him you were a Texan so he sends his warmest greetings to his good friend GWB, I said that you would take care of it all. See, I came through again :)

---
Eh, he had some views on booze though.


Ps: No need to thank me JB, that's what friends are for, after all..
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Post by: JimBob on 14/03/2009 00:30:18
You can leave "W" at home. But the Emir will be very welcome.

Do you or he have any spare oil? (Besides that in your hair.)
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Post by: yor_on on 14/03/2009 11:37:24
JB, it's Texas for Gods sake!!!
Just go out, take a sturdy pike with you and where ever you feel it to be right, stomp it into the ground.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 14/03/2009 11:39:30
Are you sure that he doesn't live on a boat?
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 14/03/2009 11:45:00
I'm sure he does Bob around a bit when he's out at sea.

I should know, I saw him when I was on my way down (while waving to the dolphins). [:)]
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Post by: yor_on on 14/03/2009 12:03:02
Awh, he can swim. And most of the oil seems to be out to the sea anyway.
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Post by: JimBob on 14/03/2009 12:18:10
Fer heaven's sake, Texas doesn't float on oil! (I wish!) Besides, my pike was last seen impaling a large rat that ran away with it. EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas.
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Post by: yor_on on 14/03/2009 15:37:09
The girls too?
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Post by: JimBob on 14/03/2009 15:54:50
They are just more beautiful here.
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Post by: Chemistry4me on 14/03/2009 23:30:08
The Beavers too?
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Post by: JimBob on 15/03/2009 00:21:33
Strangely, they live in the desert as well as the pine forests. But rodents are (will) Ferrel
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Post by: yor_on on 15/03/2009 12:33:43
Does that mean that there are no beavers left in the city's?
Now, ah, where exactly did you say you lived, JimBob?

Countryside I hope.
*With a very optimistic smile*
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Post by: JimBob on 15/03/2009 16:34:27
Yes, I am a country boy. But, beaver hunting is a sport that can be practiced anywhere - if the quarry is in sight. it can even be done in Athens, as this clip proves.

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Post by: yor_on on 19/03/2009 20:07:07
Just wanted to share :)
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Post by: JimBob on 19/03/2009 21:07:07
Heads Up! Here comes another bad day!

I have been in situations such as this - only they usually occurred at work.
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 10:14:10
I'm glad that the weather forecast is wrong - a day of greyness and wetness was due, but here I am, sitting under a blue sky and sunshine!
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Post by: Variola on 26/03/2009 10:22:54
I'm glad that the weather forecast is wrong - a day of greyness and wetness was due, but here I am, sitting under a blue sky and sunshine!

Wanna swap?? I have grey skies and wind!! ( The meterological type!)
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Post by: Karen W. on 26/03/2009 10:23:14
Thats really nice.. Hoping for Sun Jimbob!
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 10:27:06
I'm glad that the weather forecast is wrong - a day of greyness and wetness was due, but here I am, sitting under a blue sky and sunshine!

Wanna swap?? I have grey skies and wind!! ( The meterological type!)

I can't say that I'm overly tempted...sorry. We've had a few days of snow, rain, wind and thunder, so a bit of golden orb is a pleasant change.
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Post by: Karen W. on 26/03/2009 10:31:25
Here here!! I am ready for spring to be sprung!
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Post by: Variola on 26/03/2009 10:45:01
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I can't say that I'm overly tempted...sorry. We've had a few days of snow, rain, wind and thunder, so a bit of golden orb is a pleasant change.

I don't blame you! We had a week of nice weather, now its grey again. Typical as I have 4 weeks off now!
The only good thing is I get to watch my dappy cat chase raindrops down the window!
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Post by: dentstudent on 26/03/2009 15:32:51
DON'T FORGET YOUR CLOCKS THIS WEEKEND!!!!!

Spring forward chaps and chapesses!
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Post by: JimBob on 26/03/2009 16:43:10
We did that the first week of March in the US - so all 'Mericans - DON'T change your clocks
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Post by: Don_1 on 26/03/2009 16:48:57
Bugger, how do you alter a sundial???
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Post by: JimBob on 26/03/2009 17:03:03
The stone or concrete pillar needs to be on a mobile base.
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Post by: Don_1 on 26/03/2009 17:12:08
This is all very well, but you are forgetting one small point, the clocks go forward at 2am!!!

There's no bloody sun at 2am.
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Post by: JimBob on 26/03/2009 17:16:22
Don, you must measure the amount it needs be moved the day before. Didn't you get your clock with instructions?
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Post by: Don_1 on 26/03/2009 17:30:47
I don't think I'll bother; it's never worked properly since I planted that Chestnut tree next to it! Perhaps it needs a new battery.
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Post by: JimBob on 26/03/2009 17:58:36
There's your problem!
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