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Atheists offer to care for Christians' pets after the RaptureIt's a question that all animal-loving Christian evangelicals must address: who will look after their pets on Earth when the Rapture comes and they are taken up to heaven?a group of atheists in the US have come up with a tongue-in-cheek solution, offering to take in the cats and dogs of "saved" believers in return for a small fee.All the atheists signed up by Eternal Earth-Bound Pets are self-confessed sinners and blasphemers, guaranteeing they will be left behind when the chosen are selectedThe business idea is an irreverent attempt to cash in on the belief – widespread among US Christians – that the pious will be carried up to heaven by God in a sudden swoop, leaving unbelievers to endure the seven-year reign of the anti-Christ on Earth.According to some polls, as many as 55 per cent of Americans believe in the notion of the Rapture."You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind?" the group's website asks."Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind."For $110, the firm promises lifetime care for almost all domestic pets if their owners are transported to heaven
I wonder if anyone has, or will, buy into this crazy scheme. I'm betting some fool will.
Alien abduction insurance ... $155 a year ... policy would pay about $160,000 to someone who could show that they had been abducted by a being who was not from Earth. The payment would double if the insured person was impregnated during the event.Men were also able to purchase the impregnation insurance for protection against the unknown capabilities of alien technology.
Why does Man put him/herself on such a high pedestal?
Crazy christians...If they leave their pets behind when rapture comes, they don't even deserve a spot in heaven.Damn animal haters! []
My idea of heaven doesn't include things that foul the streets and make a lot of noise all night.
Quote from: Nizzle on 02/09/2009 14:43:22Crazy christians...If they leave their pets behind when rapture comes, they don't even deserve a spot in heaven.Damn animal haters! []Despite allegedly creating them, Judeo-Christian God is not an animal-lover: he has “previous” for animal cruelty by drowning (flood). []