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Surely you wouldn't want to ***** that!
That is not how you spell puncture!
Yes but if prince charming turned up in an inflated wet suit, I'd be a little disappointed. Trouble is everytime I kiss a prince they turn slowly into frogs.
I am the Make it Lady not the Make it Last. I can run a last over your arse if you want.
You didn't do it you little strumpet,He's always chasing bits of crumpet