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General Discussion & Feedback => Just Chat! => Topic started by: that mad man on 21/04/2007 19:04:40
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Maybe a bit of fun and help write a winning story.
Add just one sentence to the story each time and see where it goes. [;D]
Title: Hair of the Dog
David entered the club, sat by the bar and tried to order a drink.
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He was hot and sticky and his mouth was dry as well as being dehydrated after spending a grueling day in the scorching sun restocking boxes of vegetables for the farmers market.
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There was a man who had a dream. In this dream, he had a dream. In that dream, he had a dream, in which he had a dream, in which he had a dream...
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The latest song by the dreamers was playing on the jukebox and the barman was now walking toward him.
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He saw the towel in the bartenders hand and as he was wipng the glass he was holding, David started to think of how nice a cool shower would feel and a nice towel drying and massage, to relax his weary worn body after he partook of a nice cold refreshing drink!
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Then the man needed the toilet. He was constipated.
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Again, needs more veg- Oh, why do I preach to the heathen, he thought as the tale sunk into the toilet again.
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And when he was done, he looked down into the toilet bowl to discover that he had born a puppy.
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The puppy was really really cute.
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And although cute the puppy had a nose shaped like a carrot and David suspected it might be due to the GM crops he had been picking.
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Then aliens blew out the wall and attacked!
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once the guy realized there were no aliens and that he was just thinking that he was retarded*ehmhem* he ran out to the world to show off his new puppy; he planned on entering it into contests, but then the puupy got stolen from some lucky lepurachans!
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And then aliens attacked the lepurachans and stole the puppy!
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