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Well it is a beautiful Language I wish I was better at it!
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To bad they don't offer it at our school or I would take it instead of spanish..
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Spanish is much more practical here in the states but french is not bad either!
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So I like being different. LoL. That's why I have an amazing guitar from China! LoL.
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Good I usually like being different to.. personality wise anyway!
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Ok any more funny stuff?
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Not really.. I didn't know anything had been funny yet! LOL
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Here i'm going to get on the desktop and get you that joke..
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Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.........
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! !@#@$!@%^#$^!@$%@!!@$#!! said Satan. "I lost everything when the power went out!" #)*^%*#%#@!@%~!@#%!!!
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said, ......................
"JESUS SAVES"
I let you all know I didn't get this one..
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL..That's a great one right up my alley! LOL HEE HEE HEE HEE...
You now Jesus saves souls salvation.. But he also knows to back up his files and save them so he doesn't loose in a power outage! LOL LOL...Very good indeed!
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I thought someone would get it.
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It was a good one.. so many I don't get but I like when I get it! LOL
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HAHA yeah my uncle sent me and my parents that email. I don't think i forwarded it to anyone
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it was a good one!
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OK! LoL. I'll have to read over it again to see if I can get it. LoL.
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ok!
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26/11/2007 15:05:53 »
A willy says to 2 testicles "do you wanna come to a party" the testicles say "no! you always go in and leave us outside knocking"
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Is anyone like me in that when they go to sleep at night, laying in bed with eyes closed, they think
"you've been listening to radio Jolly, its been a fun day really (list things that happened) according to the barometer its gonna be a good day tomorrow" and then you sing something like ´I have a dream´ by ABBA and finish saying "that was I have a dream by ABBA"
Am I allonee?
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16/02/2008 12:43:02 »
Ok ok, a guy walks into a studio with his family and says to the producer "I have this great new act!"
and the producer says "well ok but I haven't got much time be quick"
So anyway the guy injects his wife and kids who then run around crazy style poohing everywhere and throwing it at each other, he joins in, and then they start having some weird sex session, suddenly stop and gos "ter derrr"
The producer says "what do you call that act?" and the guy says "The Elites"
Disgusting? I completely agree.
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16/02/2008 12:49:53 »
Angel anwsers the door to heaven,
Angel in the back ground says "who is it?"
the Angel who answered the door says "It´s Satan the most stupid"
"Well what does he want?"
"He wants to know if we have a spare set of keys for hell coz hes lost them"
"What again?" says the angel "Ever since that idiot demanded a place for stupid people to live its just been one thing after the next, Anything else, before I go looking?"
the angel at the door replies "Yeah, he wants a lighter"
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