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Title: Black Adder
Post by: jolly on 07/07/2007 16:13:57

I was thinking they should do a new series of Black Adder, he can be an assistant to some director, I think it would work.

What do you think?

Title: Black Adder
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 07/07/2007 18:58:55

New member of TNS?  [;D]

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Post by: Seany on 08/07/2007 00:20:20

BlackAdder rocks my socks!! I love them episodes!!

Title: Black Adder
Post by: dentstudent on 09/07/2007 08:15:39

Baldric, have you been eating dung again?

Title: Black Adder
Post by: Seany on 09/07/2007 08:16:18

LOL!!!!

Title: Black Adder
Post by: dentstudent on 09/07/2007 08:20:18

...and went "bibble" at passers by....

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Post by: Seany on 09/07/2007 08:20:40

*Giggles*

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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 09/07/2007 08:40:06

Spotted Dick?

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Post by: dentstudent on 09/07/2007 08:45:05

bird neck and bird brain - should get on like a house on fire.....

Title: Black Adder
Post by: dentstudent on 09/07/2007 08:46:33

he's only got one arm!

Title: Black Adder
Post by: dentstudent on 09/07/2007 08:46:55

Gloaters - you really are a pratt aren't you Percy.

Title: Black Adder
Post by: Karen W. on 09/07/2007 08:49:48

I have never seen these I must find out about the old shows..ok Me has found it on YOU tube!LOL I will be checking them out, Someone told me about them a while back!! I can't remember who!

Title: Black Adder
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 09/07/2007 09:08:47

She's very wise.

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Post by: dentstudent on 09/07/2007 09:12:38

Here's a large bag of money - which I'm not going to give you.

Title: Black Adder
Post by: jolly on 09/07/2007 14:31:48

"Baldric, what begins with come here, and ends in aawo?" ´I don`t know sir´ "come here"

Title: Black Adder
Post by: dentstudent on 09/07/2007 14:41:48

you said "get the door"

Title: Black Adder
Post by: jolly on 09/07/2007 15:13:18

´Look, it´s Merlin the happy pig´

Title: Black Adder
Post by: dentstudent on 09/07/2007 15:22:26

a wandering minstrel I..gale force 8, imminent.

Title: Black Adder
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 09/07/2007 19:20:03

Blackadder: Baldric, we did this robbery together so it's only fair you get half the money.
Baldric: Why thank you, sir!
Blackadder (now holding a pistol to Baldric's head): However, I'm doing this robbery by myself. Give me the money.
(Baldric hands over his share of the proceeds)
Blackadder: There, that's fair now.
Baldric: Yes, it is. As long as I wasn't being swindled I don't mind.

Title: Black Adder
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 09/07/2007 19:26:00

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wibble

Title: Black Adder
Post by: dentstudent on 10/07/2007 07:18:18

once more the devil chunders on my eiderdown....

Title: Black Adder
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 10/07/2007 09:52:37

They do say, Mrs M., that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover...when I stick this toasting fork in your head.

Title: Black Adder
Post by: dentstudent on 10/07/2007 09:56:48

Sir Walter, really.

Title: Black Adder
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 10/07/2007 10:01:58

"Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?"
"No, but I've often thought I'd like to."
"Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrifying people with their close harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight."

Title: Black Adder
Post by: dentstudent on 10/07/2007 10:04:48

Here it is - my magnificent octopus!

Title: Black Adder
Post by: dentstudent on 10/07/2007 10:05:43

See the little goblin, see his little feet,
and his little nosey wose, isn't the goblin sweet? Oy!

Title: Black Adder
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 10/07/2007 10:07:36

Baldrick, you wouldn't recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsichord singing "subtle plans are here again"

Title: Black Adder
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 10/07/2007 10:08:34

"Tell me, Brother Baldrick, what exactly did God do to the Sodomites?"
"I dunno, but I can't imagine it was worse than what they used to do to each other."

Title: Black Adder
Post by: dentstudent on 10/07/2007 10:12:12

Sniff my skids!

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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 10/07/2007 10:13:09

As a reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday...did you enjoy it?

Title: Black Adder
Post by: dentstudent on 10/07/2007 10:20:58

BA: So you don't know the way to France either?

Cap: No.

BA: Bugger.

Title: Black Adder
Post by: dentstudent on 10/07/2007 10:22:00

So you want me "tackle out"?

Title: Black Adder
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 10/07/2007 10:33:25

Nursey: "Oh, that's another good idea. You're so clever today, you'd better be careful your foot doesn't fall off."
Queenie: "Does that happen when you have lots of brilliant ideas? Your foot falls off?"
Nursey: "It certainly does. My brother had this brilliant idea of cutting his toenails with a scythe and his foot fell off."

Title: Black Adder
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 10/07/2007 10:34:06

Stuart - you do realise, I assume, that people will conclude that we are totally mad.

Title: Black Adder
Post by: dentstudent on 10/07/2007 10:38:46

Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 10/07/2007 10:34:06

Stuart - you do realise, I assume, that people will conclude that we are totally mad.

Phwang!



Beep.....



Pahpahhhhhhhhh

Title: Black Adder
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 10/07/2007 10:40:44

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Title: Black Adder
Post by: dentstudent on 10/07/2007 10:43:20

It seems to have blown Karen away anyhow......she's gone awful quiet!

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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 10/07/2007 11:26:52

She's probably phoning the men in white coats.

Title: Black Adder
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 10/07/2007 11:29:15

He's mad. He's mad. He's madder than Mad Jack McMad the winner of last year's Mr Madman competition.

Title: Black Adder
Post by: dentstudent on 10/07/2007 11:33:41

Hi nursey, like the beard! Gives me something to hang on to!
Am I pleased to see you or have I just stuck a canoe in my pocket!

Title: Black Adder
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 10/07/2007 11:47:35

"Great Scott, sir! You mean the moment's finally arrived for us to give Harry Hun a good old British-style thrashing, six of the best, trousers down?"
"...If you mean, 'Are we all going to get killed?', then...yes."

Title: Black Adder
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 10/07/2007 11:48:09

Clearly General Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan attempt to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin.

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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 10/07/2007 11:50:33

Melchett: "You used to have a rabbit. Beautiful little thing. Do you remember?"
George: "Flossy."
Melchett: "That's right. Flossy. Do you remember what happened to Flossy?"
George: "You shot him."
Melchett: "That's right. It was the kindest thing to do after he'd been run over by that car."
George: "Your car, sir."
Melchett: "Yes, by my car. But even that was an act of mercy when you remember that that dog had been set on him."
George: "Your dog, sir."

Title: Black Adder
Post by: dentstudent on 10/07/2007 11:55:35

BA: What's on the menu?
Baldric: Rat. Saute or fricassee?
BA: Saute involves?
Baldric: Well, you take the freshly shaved rat, and you marinade it in a puddle for a while.
BA: Hmm, for how long?
Baldric: Until it's drowned. Then you stretch it out under a hot light bulb, then you get within dashing distance of the latrine, and then you scoff it right down.
BA: So that's sauteing, and fricasseeing?
Baldric: Exactly the same, just a slightly bigger rat.

Title: Black Adder
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 10/07/2007 12:02:37

Quote from: dentstudent on 10/07/2007 11:55:35

BA: What's on the menu?
Baldric: Rat. Saute or fricassee?
BA: Saute involves?
Baldric: Well, you take the freshly shaved rat, and you marinade it in a puddle for a while.
BA: Hmm, for how long?
Baldric: Until it's drowned. Then you stretch it out under a hot light bulb, then you get within dashing distance of the latrine, and then you scoff it right down.
BA: So that's sauteing, and fricasseeing?
Baldric: Exactly the same, just a slightly bigger rat.

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Title: Black Adder
Post by: jolly on 10/07/2007 12:57:08

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