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General Discussion & Feedback => Just Chat! => Topic started by: DoctorBeaver on 03/03/2008 22:23:51
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What's the worst thing to say to whom?
To a model - "Aren't models supposed to be slim?"
To Amy Winehouse - "I see they're going to start taxing crack cocaine"
To a werewolf - "Paw!"
To a nuclear plant maintenance manager - "Is that a bolt on the floor?"
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to a woman: "you've got something on your chin.... no, the other one"
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To a fat person "When you go swimming in the sea, do the whales sing 'we are family'?"
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to a woman: "you've got something on your chin.... no, the other one"
Ouch!
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To a beaver - "That's a fine pelt you have there. Want to come over for some Almond butter biscuits and tea?"
(potassium cyanide, you know)
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To a beaver - "That's a fine pelt you have there. Want to come over for some Almond butter biscuits and tea?"
(potassium cyanide, you know)
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What - you can't take a joke????????????
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Oh, sorry - that must have been American so-called "humour".
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To George Dubya - what is 2 + 2?
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Strange boy
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DO I need to add to "George Dubya" the name Bush? Are you that dense? - Gawd, let me have patience with his senility.
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Are senility and dementia the same thing? If not he's got both.
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To Gordon Brown "Stop rolling your eye at me."
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To a nerd "How many places can you quote Pye to?"
Three hours later he's still going!
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To a naked man "Hold on, I'll get a magnifying glass."
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To a naked man "Hold on, I'll get a magnifying glass."
uhhhhhhh huh.
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To a woman - "Are those real or silicone?"
To a woman - "Who did your plastic surgery"
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To an American - "Where exactly is Iraq?"
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To a Brit - "Where is Iraq? Do you know where your troops are?"
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To a Brit - "Where is Iraq? Do you know where your troops are?"
Iraq is between Jordan & Iran (every Brit knows that). And yes, we know where our troops are.
Americans think that Iraq is between Iran & Ireland because countries are arranged alphabetically.
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I guess that makes sense to a daffy Brit, but not to this American. I know that Iraq is also bordered by Iran, Turkey, Saudi Arabia and Kuwait besides bordering the paltry two countries you could named, above.
What is tea to as Brit? "A letter of the alphabet."
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I know about Turkey, Kuwait & Saudi. I was generalising.
P.S. You forgot Syria.
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3 of them isn't that bad - it is a shame, though, you had to find a map on the internet to find the country and spell the word "Syria."
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3 of them isn't that bad - it is a shame, though, you had to find a map on the internet to find the country and spell the word "Syria."
lets end this debate with this... Sorry Jimbob, but i think this says it all.
case closed.
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I see you and raise you one.
I call you.
And two for good luck
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I see you and raise you one.
I call you.
A nice try although look at the demographics of who they asked... Young chavs on street corners probably skiving school, or old gits who probably have no idea what day it is... not quite as convincing as my one but a nice try Jimbob i concede.
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That is quite civil of you Exodus, but my actual thoughts are that we, as a species, are dumbing down to the lowest common denominator so I would prefer to call it a draw.
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What is the worse question that you can ask a blond? - Oh, just pick one, doesn't matter.
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To a Brit - "Where is Iraq? Do you know where your troops are?"
Iraq is between Jordan & Iran (every Brit knows that). And yes, we know where our troops are.
Americans think that Iraq is between Iran & Ireland because countries are arranged alphabetically.
That's harsh soap-dodger.
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To a Brit - "Where is Iraq? Do you know where your troops are?"
Iraq is between Jordan & Iran (every Brit knows that). And yes, we know where our troops are.
Americans think that Iraq is between Iran & Ireland because countries are arranged alphabetically.
That's harsh soap-dodger.
Isn't Jordon that woman with the big enhancements?
Soap dodger indeed, at the moment I'm bathing in spring water being soaped down by my army of scrubbers.
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A battalion of Israeli commandos entered Jordan on Saturday. Peter Andre is furious!
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ZING, Right over my head. Who is Peter Andre? This guy?
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Rather a familiar sentiment he is expressing, at least the gesture in the US is well known.
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He's married to Jordon and strangely, for a man, wants her breasts reduced.
The gesture means I'm hiding a small one. I've seen it a few times.
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But why would a Ken Doll be angry about an incursion into Jordan??
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A Ken doll can probably sing better than Peter Andre.
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Just answer the question, please.
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What's the point? You wouldn't understand the answer.
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Do not judge me by your abilities, please.
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I judge by experience.
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Then your memory is so short and addled you cannot make accurate judgments. Do you remember
A battalion of Israeli commandos entered Jordan on Saturday. Peter Andre is furious!
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AND WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY IT?
(Lord, help me deal with this aged beastie. Beavers are only expected to live almost 20 years. This one is ancient beyond belief. Must be on life support.)
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To a Brit - "Where is Iraq? Do you know where your troops are?"
Iraq is between Jordan & Iran (every Brit knows that). And yes, we know where our troops are.
Americans think that Iraq is between Iran & Ireland because countries are arranged alphabetically.
That's harsh soap-dodger.
Isn't Jordon that woman with the big enhancements?
Soap dodger indeed, at the moment I'm bathing in spring water being soaped down by my army of scrubbers.
Whatever you say pom.
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I believe you just insulted my friend.
Urban Dictionary:
pom
Either comes from 'prisoner of mother England' or pomigranite - a reddish coloured fruit that native Australians (Aboriginals) thought had a similar colour to the skin of sunburnt Brits.
Not meant to be an insult (as some English think for some reason), merely a nickname for our less-tanned former rulers. Nicknaming everything is very Australian.
I WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH BEHAVIOR FROM A CHILD! Mind you manners or a way will be found to track you down and break your knees, brat!
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JimBob, you are such an Alpha male.
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Thank you - I do my best to hold my place as loosely as possible, only imposing my "alphaness" when absolutely necessary. Humility best suits me.
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Then your memory is so short and addled you cannot make accurate judgments. Do you remember
A battalion of Israeli commandos entered Jordan on Saturday. Peter Andre is furious!
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AND WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY IT?
(Lord, help me deal with this aged beastie. Beavers are only expected to live almost 20 years. This one is ancient beyond belief. Must be on life support.)
Sharon already explained it in her post following the pic of Ken doll.
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Back On topic - if there really was ever any one meant.
Q. What should a woman never ask a geologist unless you want a straight reply?
A. Can I see your rocks?
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When you are a pharmacist and a man comes to the counter saying "Have you got anything for hair loss?" You should never reply "Yes, a vacuum cleaner."
To a boring colleague "No go on, I always yawn when I'm interested."
To your partner when they are away "I'm so miserable without you it is almost like you are here"
To a short person "The smaller the pip, the louder the squeak."
To a sick person " You have a lot of well-wishers, they'd all like to throw you down one."
To a student "Your IQ is just above room temperature."
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I believe you just insulted my friend.
Urban Dictionary:
pom
Either comes from 'prisoner of mother England' or pomigranite - a reddish coloured fruit that native Australians (Aboriginals) thought had a similar colour to the skin of sunburnt Brits.
Not meant to be an insult (as some English think for some reason), merely a nickname for our less-tanned former rulers. Nicknaming everything is very Australian.
I WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH BEHAVIOR FROM A CHILD! Mind you manners or a way will be found to track you down and break your knees, brat!
Whahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Too good!
Your right, "Pom" did come from an Australian, a professional jerk if it's of any importance to you.
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Which knee would you prefer the hired help to brake fist?
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Is fist the name of the hired help? I thought you were Rambo Jimbob and didn't need hired thuggery (and don't you dare edit that.)
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One never does something that an be traced back to them. It is a lesson learned from George Bush and Tony Blair - plausible denieability.
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Read e-mail....you're a Gents!
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A Gents? Are you calling him a toilet? [:0]
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Obviously a trash mouth. Lady, my aching ars..... ah, hum ARSENAL, yeh, arsenal, that's it
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Which knee would you prefer the hired help to brake fist?
Only if you can catch me, pom.
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Which knee would you prefer the hired help to brake fist?
Only if you can catch me, pom.
Boy-child, I am not a POM! I am a living breathing Texan and work in the - yes, you guessed it - in the oil business. And i have connections so watch out.
You live in or near Lima, Ohio. Lauging now?
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Which knee would you prefer the hired help to brake fist?
Only if you can catch me, pom.
Boy-child, I am not a POM! I am a living breathing Texan and work in the - yes, you guessed it - in the oil business. And i have connections so watch out.
You live in or near Lima, Ohio. Lauging now?
Actually yes.
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They are your knees.
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They are your knees.
Right, that makes...no sense to me.
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Read e-mail....you're a Gents!
What I lose on apostrophes I gain on the letter S
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Yeah, OK [::)]
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They are your knees.
Right, that makes...no sense to me.
Face it you have come across superior intelligence. The best thing to do is to watch with your mouth open.
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They are your knees.
Right, that makes...no sense to me.
Face it you have come across superior intelligence.
Yes. He met a beaver! [^]
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I do find it more eccentric than the "normal" English eccentric that you should consider yourself a beaver. You are not as delusional as that man in Scotland who believes he is a leopard, has had spots tatooed all over himself and lives in the wild year-round are you?
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I'm not delusional at all. I live in a house in a little village. OK, I dammed the stream down the road, but that was instinct kicking in.
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If you do the job you take the rap.
For you British:
rap [1] (rap)
5. (n) Slang. to arrest, detain, or sentence for
a crime.
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If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
This is the British version.
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Either way, the dam is a dead give-away - animal.
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Come out with your paws up.
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Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
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Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
Why not transportation to somewhere else? Like...maybe, how about Hades?
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They are your knees.
Right, that makes...no sense to me.
Face it you have come across superior intelligence. The best thing to do is to watch with your mouth open.
Ah, you have forgotten who I am. Remember? I'm Ben, everyone's superior to me.
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Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
Why not transportation to somewhere else? Like...maybe, how about Hades?
I don't know if the boatman Charon would rowed him across the River Styx. Beavers don't use metal money and I am sure Charon doesn't take wooden nickels.
And you are not inferior - just a teenager! Stop it, your making me want to tell you what a tough, strong person you are putting up with ....... oh well. I was about to insult your mother. Better not do that, she'll send someone to break my knees!
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Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
Why not transportation to somewhere else? Like...maybe, how about Hades?
I don't know if the boatman Charon would rowed him across the River Styx. Beavers don't use metal money and I am sure Charon doesn't take wooden nickels.
And you are not inferior - just a teenager! Stop it, your making me want to tell you what a tough, strong person you are putting up with ....... oh well. I was about to insult your mother. Better not do that, she'll send someone to break my knees!
Age matters not, there's whole lotta people better than me.
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Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
Why not transportation to somewhere else? Like...maybe, how about Hades?
Ireland is worse. Although the Guiness is good....aaah Guiness!
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Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
Why not transportation to somewhere else? Like...maybe, how about Hades?
I don't know if the boatman Charon would rowed him across the River Styx. Beavers don't use metal money and I am sure Charon doesn't take wooden nickels.
And you are not inferior - just a teenager! Stop it, your making me want to tell you what a tough, strong person you are putting up with ....... oh well. I was about to insult your mother. Better not do that, she'll send someone to break my knees!
Age matters not, there's whole lotta people better than me.
Let me tell you a bit, Ben - you seem to be comparing your insides with other people's outsides - it doesn't work that way. I have a friend who drives a BMW, lives in a very expensive condo in Palm Beach, dresses like the mayor of New York and is about to commit suicide. He isn't thinking right. He could continue to live, have a wonderful old age even though he is close to bankruptcy because of the current financial crisis. He was invested too heavily in the wrong funds. But he can't see through the gifts he has in his family and the wonderful friends he has. It is plain stupid. You have a family and friends, are making good grades and have a future ahead of you. Don't think your different. I was in the exact same place you are when I graduated from high school. Then I lost my health. I learned what "bad" was. You are just fine.
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Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
Why not transportation to somewhere else? Like...maybe, how about Hades?
Ireland is worse. Although the Guiness is good....aaah Guiness!
Yes, Much worse! Achill Island, Ireland is on the Atlantic and is bleak. And even though they get a few bottles of Guiness, they never get any bottles of bitters to go with it.
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More Funnies
To a bad chef 'Is this cordon noir?'
In a bad hotel 'Room service, could you send up a bigger room?'
To a perfectionist husband 'If you want me to be a better housekeeper then divorce me and I'll keep the house!'
To an egotist 'Well at least you will only talk about yourself behind my back.'
OR 'When we go to bed together stop calling out your own name.'
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What do you not ask Make it Lady - When was your sex change operations?
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What do you not ask Make it Lady - When was your sex change operations?
So that's why she looks so butch
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Gentlemen, gentlemen do I put scorn on your manhoods? Do I question your sexuality? Do I suggest that any of you have had a strapadictomy!? No, I you see am a lady don't you know. Always have been always will be. The reason for my butchness is that I have 4 brothers and no sisters, two sons and no daughters so I have to be butch to survive. I scrub up well though.
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"Me thinketh he (she) protesteth too much."
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"Me thinketh he (she) protesteth too much."
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Is this smiley being attacted by an octopus or is it something more disturbing. Like the removed items from said operation.
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It looks to me as if its ear is being tickled with a duck's bill.
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What sort of bills do ducks get. They can't have a morgage, electricity wouldn't be advisable on a pond....perhaps a marsh gas bill?
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"Me thinketh he (she) protesteth too much."
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Is this smiley being attacked by an octopus or is it something more disturbing. Like the removed items from said operation.
It is the squawking, duck-woman chemist blathering on and on, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
(I also corrected you spelling, "lady." "attacted" is spelled "attacked")
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Maybe she meant "attracted" but missed the R
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Doubt it. Seems she? is not easily pleased and rather argumentative.
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Oh I don't know. I quite like tentacles.
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Oh I don't know. I quite like tentacles.
Another spelling mistake [;)]
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wots rong wiv me spilling?
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There is no need to reply to this. It is self-evident "it" doesn't have a clue.
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I'm going out for a moment. I may be gone for some time.
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Are you going to get your Oates? [;)]
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No, It appears she is just having one of those wandering Alzheimer's episodes. Doesn't remember where she is going, where she is coming from or her own name.
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I think she's gone for a poo.
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I think she's gone for a poo.
She's been gone a long while. She must be constipated.
Or maybe she's scrubbing up for the Naked Scientists calendar.
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No, It appears she is just having one of those wandering Alzheimer's episodes. Doesn't remember where she is going, where she is coming from or her own name.
Attacking when she(?) can't defend? That's low.
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Of course, not as low as my IQ
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No, It appears she is just having one of those wandering Alzheimer's episodes. Doesn't remember where she is going, where she is coming from or her own name.
Attacking when she(?) can't defend? That's low.
liking Jim's style... i'd do the same and i'm just the greatest.
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The greatest what? [:)]
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The greatest what? [:)]
no, just the greatest.
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The reason - beaver brain - is that he is a Geologist.
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The reason - beaver brain - is that he is a Geologist.
So?
All that means is that his intellect could be a bit rocky like yours.
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The reason - beaver brain - is that he is a Geologist.
So?
All that means is that his intellect could be a bit rocky like yours.
I watched a film once with a lead character called Dr Beaver... he had quite an interesting role although i'll let you use your imagination...
Or could it be, are you THE Dr Beaver?
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The reason - beaver brain - is that he is a Geologist.
So?
All that means is that his intellect could be a bit rocky like yours.
I watched a film once with a lead character called Dr Beaver... he had quite an interesting role although i'll let you use your imagination...
Or could it be, are you THE Dr Beaver?
Could be. Neilep could be Neil Peart.
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The reason - beaver brain - is that he is a Geologist.
So?
All that means is that his intellect could be a bit rocky like yours.
I watched a film once with a lead character called Dr Beaver... he had quite an interesting role although i'll let you use your imagination...
Or could it be, are you THE Dr Beaver?
Any other Doctor Beaver is an imposter!
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'Tis but thy being that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Human.
What's Human? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name? that which we call a beaver
By any other name would smell as gross.
So Doctor would, were he not Doctor call'd,
Retain that dear putrification which he owens
Without that title. Doctor, doff thy name,
And for that name which is no part of thee
Take thyself away.
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Once more unto the dam, dear friends, once more;
Or close the lodge up with Texan dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a beaver
As modest stillness and humility:
But when geologists blow in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the teeth a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath, stiffen the scoop and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest beavers.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of water-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even built dams
And sheathed their teeth for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to rodents of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good castors,
Whose limbs were made in Beaverland, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, Beaverland, and DoctorBeaver!'
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Oh my lord! Now he thinks he is Saint George. First a Beaver and now the legendary Saint of England (even if this saint is of African origin.)
What HUBRIS!!!!
Fie on thee, foul rodent!
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St George was Turkish.
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Of course - but his rescue of the fair maiden was in present-day Lybia. That is what made him a Saint.
To the question at hand -
You would make a right sweet MP. You can change the topic and never address the issue without batting an "I". The issue stated was - "Now he thinks he is Saint George" You have again change the subject without discussing your delusional state of mind. WHAT do you have to say for yourself on the question at hand?
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He is Saint George and I was that fair maiden!
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He is Saint George and I was that fair maiden!
ROTFLMAO ! Oh my! - to believe that you were ever a maiden is akin to consider the Pope was ever a Nazi.
Come to think of it, he was at one time - but that was long, long ago and far, far away.
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The nearest Americans get to a saint is St Louis or Mt St Helens!
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Actually, that is not true. I was in a church for Good Friday service named Saint Edwards, The oldest Anglican Communion Church west of the Mississippi, Saint David's Episcopal, is in Austin. And just south of here is a city named San Marcos. In Spanish, oh sick one, this means Saint Mark. So please, know that of which you speak before you open your mouth and show your ignorance!
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Americans get to mount St Helens, shucks they get all the fun.
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This American gets to Saint George everyday. [:)]
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Americans get to mount St Helens, shucks they get all the fun.
Jesus went to Mount Olive. Popeye was furious!
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My, my, my, the true pagan deifies the spirit of his Godess, Eostre.
(At the foot of Mount Oilve lies the Garden of Gethsemane.0
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My, my, my, the true pagan deifies the spirit of his Godess, Eostre.
(At the foot of Mount Oilve lies the Garden of Gethsemane.0
At least I can spell "Olive"
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What is a mere typo between friend?
But then, as perfect as you are, I suppose the great God, Dr. Beaver, never made a typo?
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What is a mere typo between friend?
But then, as perfect as you are, I suppose the great God, Dr. Beaver, never made a typo?
I occasionally throw in a delilberate typo so as not to make you humans feel overly inferior.
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What is a mere typo between friend?
But then, as perfect as you are, I suppose the great God, Dr. Beaver, never made a typo?
I occasionally throw in a delilberate typo so as not to make you humans feel overly inferior.
A little late for me, Doc!
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What is a mere typo between friend?
But then, as perfect as you are, I suppose the great God, Dr. Beaver, never made a typo?
I occasionally throw in a delilberate typo so as not to make you humans feel overly inferior.
A little late for me, Doc!
Don't be a defeatist.
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What is a mere typo between friend?
But then, as perfect as you are, I suppose the great God, Dr. Beaver, never made a typo?
I occasionally throw in a delilberate typo so as not to make you humans feel overly inferior.
A little late for me, Doc!
Don't be a defeatist.
It's hard for me to be a victorist.
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What is a mere typo between friend?
But then, as perfect as you are, I suppose the great God, Dr. Beaver, never made a typo?
I occasionally throw in a delilberate typo so as not to make you humans feel overly inferior.
A little late for me, Doc!
Don't be a defeatist.
It's hard for me to be a victorist.
He isn't being a defeatist. He is pointing out the thickness of your logic and the poor quality of your thinking. Even then, he is over-rating you.
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What is a mere typo between friend?
But then, as perfect as you are, I suppose the great God, Dr. Beaver, never made a typo?
I occasionally throw in a delilberate typo so as not to make you humans feel overly inferior.
A little late for me, Doc!
Don't be a defeatist.
It's hard for me to be a victorist.
He isn't being a defeatist. He is pointing out the thickness of your logic and the poor quality of your thinking. Even then, he is over-rating you.
*Blinks.* What? I thought I was surrendering to sorrow?
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What is a mere typo between friend?
But then, as perfect as you are, I suppose the great God, Dr. Beaver, never made a typo?
I occasionally throw in a delilberate typo so as not to make you humans feel overly inferior.
A little late for me, Doc!
Don't be a defeatist.
It's hard for me to be a victorist.
He isn't being a defeatist. He is pointing out the thickness of your logic and the poor quality of your thinking. Even then, he is over-rating you.
Pillock
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Does that translate to US English?
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To all the viewers of this discussion - Is this funny? [::)]
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To a squirrel!!!: You've gone nuts!
lol sorry, just made that right here lol
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To a squirrel!!!: You've gone nuts!
lol sorry, just made that right here lol
Oh my goodness - is it summer already or just spring break? I feel that either way the deluge is almost upon us - Hello, Sir Hurricane. GOOD TO SEE YOU!
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It's gonna huff and puff and blow your house down
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To a squirrel!!!: You've gone nuts!
lol sorry, just made that right here lol
Oh my goodness - is it summer already or just spring break? I feel that either way the deluge is almost upon us - Hello, Sir Hurricane. GOOD TO SEE YOU!
LOL I missed you too JimBob!! Err actually it only just started spring about a week ago! [;)]
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To a squirrel!!!: You've gone nuts!
lol sorry, just made that right here lol
Good to have you back Seany.
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To a squirrel!!!: You've gone nuts!
lol sorry, just made that right here lol
Oh my goodness - is it summer already or just spring break? I feel that either way the deluge is almost upon us - Hello, Sir Hurricane. GOOD TO SEE YOU!
LOL I missed you too JimBob!! Err actually it only just started spring about a week ago! [;)]
So, you have been studying the rotation of the earth around the sun - it is obvious.
AND IMPRESSIVE!
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To a squirrel!!!: You've gone nuts!
lol sorry, just made that right here lol
Oh my goodness - is it summer already or just spring break? I feel that either way the deluge is almost upon us - Hello, Sir Hurricane. GOOD TO SEE YOU!
LOL I missed you too JimBob!! Err actually it only just started spring about a week ago! [;)]
So, you have been studding the rotation of the earth around the sun - it is obvious.
AND IMPRESSIVE!
"Studding the rotation of the earth"...Is that Southern slang?
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What are you talking about?
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To a squirrel!!!: You've gone nuts!
lol sorry, just made that right here lol
Oh my goodness - is it summer already or just spring break? I feel that either way the deluge is almost upon us - Hello, Sir Hurricane. GOOD TO SEE YOU!
LOL I missed you too JimBob!! Err actually it only just started spring about a week ago! [;)]
So, you have been studding the rotation of the earth around the sun - it is obvious.
AND IMPRESSIVE!
"Studding the rotation of the earth"...Is that Southern slang?
LOL....well yes, as a matter of fact.
Something I heard my daughters VERY redneck friend say just the other day....and it made my skin crawl!
"I ain't studding/studdin that boy!", which means "I ain't worried about that boy".
*sigh* I've said it before....I'm in redneck hell!
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So JimBob does not care for the rotation of the Earth. He takes all the wonders of the universe for granted....typical!
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To a squirrel!!!: You've gone nuts!
lol sorry, just made that right here lol
Oh my goodness - is it summer already or just spring break? I feel that either way the deluge is almost upon us - Hello, Sir Hurricane. GOOD TO SEE YOU!
LOL I missed you too JimBob!! Err actually it only just started spring about a week ago! [;)]
So, you have been studying the rotation of the earth around the sun - it is obvious.
AND IMPRESSIVE!
Not really.. I just looked on Google's front page one day, and the picture told me it was the beginning of Spring! [:o] God, technology these days eh? [:P]
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Hum - I've always used a calendar - and if you consider history, it occurs every year! Usually between March 20 & March 23 and mostly on March 21 or March 22. It is amazing at periodicity at which this event occurrence.