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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
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A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
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I'll start it off,
Scientist with fetish for cheese, seeks new tie ironer, thats like a man but not a man really (if you exist please call). A chemist would be prefered, manly to discuss coffee and cheese. My main qualities include: thoughfulness, consideration, reflectionate, respectfulness and budgeting. My hobbies include: go karting, shooting cats from my window, chess, and nose/ear picking/scratching. Her qualities: I'd rather they didnt use the internet, and they knew how to make coffee with intuition/ other than that no snoring, talking while we eat, drinking loadly, calling friends(ever), sleeping to near or to far from the middle of the bed(I will draw a line), and they must not under any circumstance, own a hamster.
Would like to make a special thankyou to cat t. For helping me come forward and look for love so quickly after my wife left.
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Lady fortune teller: seeks Man who knows who he is!
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Baker: seeks person of opposite sex to help put buns in the oven.
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husband: seeks bimbo to get own back on cheating wife.
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Wife: so do I. (will provide sissors and hand cuffs).
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man seeks: ex-wife look alike, for arguements and plate smashing. Now own crash helmit.
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jolly
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Wife: seeks someone to take her place.
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02/03/2007 19:48:41 »
used car salesman: quite young, and in good condition. seeks feemale, to take him out round the town.
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drunk: seeks anyone who'll pay for it. would prefer a woman...
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02/03/2007 22:22:12 »
clown: who is very tender and ashamed of the way he earns a living, seeks a person who would'nt laught at him; A good juggler(multi-tasking), Who understands the the typrope of life. Someone who knows about depression would be good.
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Gardener: who likes playing in the garden seeks someone to sort out the house.
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Adult/child: Who knows the difference between life and death, seeks equally well rounded person for fun and mega s-x sessions, maybe more. The applicant should refuse to ever iron a tie. And say the f word more than I do, Also they should be aware that love if anything is not a game.
Only joking. But, if I ever wrote a lonely hearts it would probably go somthing like that.
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Professional Turkey Catcher: seeks a different kind of fun. maybe more.
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professional smoker seeks: The light of their life. maybe more.
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hampster seeks: new home away from mad cheese hogging scientist. Have own cage will walk to your house. The tie obsessed need not apply.
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rosy that was a play on words. gay means happy after all. do you own a thisel whistle?
Writer seeks: A new moderator. maybe more.lol
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04/03/2007 20:56:18 »
Desperate non-famous person seeks: lily allen(not that you have to be, desperate to want her that is, not lily allen; well I know what I mean even if you dont, look cheese stop talking to me while I type, I know! I know!, stop talking about it o.k, yes! we can have some crackers, can I finish what I was typing now- thankyou)
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Professional onion puller seeks: Someone that wont make them cry.
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Shrink seeks: Someone already shrunk.
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