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GAAAWD! I've just noticed the colour of Karen's hair!! [:0]
Karen I usually get white out from drinking too much guiness
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 23/02/2008 20:57:15GAAAWD! I've just noticed the colour of Karen's hair!! [:0]I happen to be a natural brunett with soft brown highlights... LOL Truth be known the lighter color is GRAY NOT BLOND! Nice try!
Quote from: Karen W. on 23/02/2008 21:37:02Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 23/02/2008 20:57:15GAAAWD! I've just noticed the colour of Karen's hair!! [:0]I happen to be a natural brunett with soft brown highlights... LOL Truth be known the lighter color is GRAY NOT BLOND! Nice try!PHEW! So I needn't worry that I've offended you.
Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to re-train them.----------------------------------What do you call an eternity?Four blondes at a four way stop.-----------------------------------What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?You always hear about them but you never see them.----------------------------------Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?You have to hollow out the head.
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?You always hear about them but you never see them.----------------------------------Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?You have to hollow out the head.
No worries..! Blonds are beautiful! Inside and out! LOL!
Quote from: Karen W. on 23/02/2008 21:53:05No worries..! Blonds are beautiful! Inside and out! LOL!Thanks Karen....so are brunettes. []
Jeff urgently needed a few days off work, but knew the Boss would not allow him to take a leave. He thought that maybe if he acted crazy then the boss would tell me to take a few days off. So, Jeff hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. His co-worker Cathy (who's blonde) asked him what he was doing?He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think he was nuts and give him a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" Jeff told him he was a light bulb. The boss said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". Jeff jumped down and walked out of the office. When Cathy followed him, the Boss asked her: " And where do you think you're going? She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
What do blondes and tortoises have in common?Put them on their back and they're screwed! [:I]------------------------------------------------And just for Karen...A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says, "Awww, look at that poor dead birdie."The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"