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General Discussion & Feedback => Just Chat! => Topic started by: DoctorBeaver on 31/10/2008 15:02:29
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We've got 3 gerbils - Tom, Dick & Jerry. Tom & Jerry are grey, and Dick is black. Black Dick is Sandra's favourite. She really loves her black Dick. Every chance she gets, there she is playing with her black Dick; stroking and tickling it. That makes black Dick stand up straight and Sandra really likes that.
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You'd better watch out, Doc. Once they've had gerbil there's no going back!
You don't want to know about the rat! (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Flol%2F4.gif&hash=dc0017defb1737ae43c0ff6efcb35b2a)
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LOL...and there I was thinking that ewe meant Sandra would be needing this (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.vidahost.com%2Fcontrib%2Ftweetz%2Fky.gif&hash=9397df0023e34ae860288046fc725e73)
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Toothpaste? Kindly elucidate, הידיד שלי
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Toothpaste? Kindly elucidate, הידיד שלי
My friend, ewe need to zoom in a bit...it's a tube of KY ! [;)]
Hugs the Eth.
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Toothpaste? Kindly elucidate, הידיד שלי
My friend, ewe need to zoom in a bit...it's a tube of KY ! [;)]
Hugs the Eth.
A tube of Kentucky? What's that all about, then? (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fclueless%2F5.gif&hash=583d007731c25829dccece163595fd1a)
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KY is where all the inbred perverts live.
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Not all of them. You're forgetting Arkansas.
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Not all of them. You're forgetting Arkansas.
And I also forgot a 6 acre estate in Oxfordshire.
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Which estate might that be?
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I have always had a liking for spotted Dick.
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I have always had a liking for spotted Dick.
You should live in a leper colony then
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Which estate might that be?
Thine, m'lord.
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I have always had a liking for spotted Dick.
You should live in a leper colony then
It wouldn't do much good. They would keep falling off.
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Which estate might that be?
Thine, m'lord.
I don't have 6 acres.
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That is because you haven't got spotted dick!
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For which I am grateful.
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A farmer once promised to give me a couple of acres, he kicked me in the goolies!!!
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I see Don has started scraping the bottom of that barrel we bought him
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That'll teach you not to be such a cheap-skate, buying me a second hand barrel.
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The whipround didn't raise enough for a new 1
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So we'v gone from Sandra's preferences to whipping eh!
This thread needs an 18 certificate!
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So we'v gone from Sandra's preferences to whipping eh!
Did anyone say there's a difference?
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I see Don has started scraping the bottom of that barrel we bought him
Here Don come and scrape my nice double barrel *raises shot gun*
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How kind!
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I might have guessed it was too good to be true(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsick013.gif&hash=2a43503dfa24e62af7bf4ff64ba7970f) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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Why would you write DEAD on your headstone unless you are David Blaine and people might think you are faking it and any moment you will pop back up again.
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Why would you write DEAD on your headstone unless you are David Blaine and people might think you are faking it and any moment you will pop back up again.
Had it not occurred to you that my name could be Don Dead???
Well, it's not.
I am David Blaine, and I have risen from the dead (Fanfare)(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fmagic%2F1.gif&hash=25785c4c879666ce1525097d6b4e4408)
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Thank you fans (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fbowing%2F1.gif&hash=4d47e94680c56e8fc3988df7660bfe76)
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Why has the blue smiley got a turd on its head?
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Why has the blue smiley got a turd on its head?
That's magic!!!
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fmagic%2F8.gif&hash=5af7ad1d578418caca59b32dd4a5ccb6)Don't you wish David Blaine could do this trick?