0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
Working on gold property near Las Vegas. Slipped a woman's thong and bra into his suitcase as he flew home on April Fool's Day. His wife almost divorced him and still won't talk to me (I eventually fessed up).
One that was popular at work when I was young; giving someone a slip of paper with the telephone number of London Zoo on and saying they must phone back an speak to Mr. Lion.
Quote from: that mad man on 21/02/2008 18:18:41One that was popular at work when I was young; giving someone a slip of paper with the telephone number of London Zoo on and saying they must phone back an speak to Mr. Lion.We used to put Mr C Lion
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 22/02/2008 09:01:52Quote from: that mad man on 21/02/2008 18:18:41One that was popular at work when I was young; giving someone a slip of paper with the telephone number of London Zoo on and saying they must phone back an speak to Mr. Lion.We used to put Mr C LionRinging a switchboard and asking for a made up name to be announced over the tannoy is always fun.
New to all forum thingamajigs so be gentle with me. I used to work in a lab and took great delight in sowing up the cuffs of peoples lab coats. All these boffs trying to get their arms in their sleeves and failing was too much. []
Quote from: paul.fr on 22/02/2008 09:33:16Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 22/02/2008 09:01:52Quote from: that mad man on 21/02/2008 18:18:41One that was popular at work when I was young; giving someone a slip of paper with the telephone number of London Zoo on and saying they must phone back an speak to Mr. Lion.We used to put Mr C LionRinging a switchboard and asking for a made up name to be announced over the tannoy is always fun.When I owned my restaurant, my brother disguised his voice with a poor German accent and called one of the waitress and said "I'm looking for my mother. Her name is Imagene Dumchick. Could you see if she's there? Just call her Ima and her last name is Dumbchick" This poor waitress stood in the middle of the restaurant and yelled out "I'm a dumb chick" three times before she realized what was going on.
I've got a friend who lectures at Oxford. He is ultra intelligent and on a different plain to most people. His kids don't share his intellect and are very sporty. On showing us around all the different colleges he announced "And over their is All Souls."His son looked astonished and replied "Paul scholls, where?"