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Title: If St Paul had strawberry jam on his toast?
Post by: cat_with_no_eyes on 29/11/2010 18:34:04

would atheists still want to have strawberry jam on their toasts?

... or would it burn their heathen tongues?  [:)]

Title: If St Paul had strawberry jam on his toast?
Post by: Bored chemist on 29/11/2010 21:39:49

Atheists probably wouldn't care much what Paul ate, unless it could be shown that he was eating hallucinogenic herbs- which could explain a few things.

Title: If St Paul had strawberry jam on his toast?
Post by: peppercorn on 30/11/2010 15:03:08

And, indeed he did!

That's why I'm a Seventh-day (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seventh-day_Adventist_Church) Preservest [;)]

Title: If St Paul had strawberry jam on his toast?
Post by: Don_1 on 30/11/2010 15:56:11

It doesn't seem to have any effect on my tongue, waistline maybe, but not my tongue.

Why Strawberry jam?

Title: If St Paul had strawberry jam on his toast?
Post by: Bored chemist on 30/11/2010 16:36:07

Come to think of it, where would Paul have got the refined sugar from?
Strawberries in honey perhaps, but jam?

Title: If St Paul had strawberry jam on his toast?
Post by: imatfaal on 30/11/2010 17:32:38

Strawberries boiled up in honey doesn't sound at all bad.  Can you get honey (fructose/glucose?) to set like refined sugar (sucrose?) will with pectin and boiling? 

Title: If St Paul had strawberry jam on his toast?
Post by: Geezer on 01/12/2010 05:08:49

What I want to know is, if Saul of Tarsus was knocking back a bit too much of the strawberry mead prior to his epiphany, how come it didn't cauterize his tongue?

Title: If St Paul had strawberry jam on his toast?
Post by: Don_1 on 01/12/2010 13:12:59

Get your grubby little hands off my epiphany (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fhitting%2F25.gif&hash=3c4655e5fc556a4bf27acd1623a51e68), filthy swine.

Title: If St Paul had strawberry jam on his toast?
Post by: peppercorn on 01/12/2010 14:35:23

Quote from: Don_1 on 01/12/2010 13:12:59

Get your grubby little hands off my epiphany (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fhitting%2F25.gif&hash=3c4655e5fc556a4bf27acd1623a51e68), filthy swine.

Looks like Strawberry Mead may have been the Biblical version of Stella [:(!]

Title: If St Paul had strawberry jam on his toast?
Post by: Don_1 on 01/12/2010 14:52:55

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