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Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 01/03/2007 18:54:46: I'll start it off,

Scientist with fetish for cheese, seeks new tie ironer, thats like a man but not a man really (if you exist please call). A chemist would be prefered, manly to discuss coffee and cheese. My main qualities include: thoughfulness, consideration, reflectionate, respectfulness and budgeting. My hobbies include: go karting, shooting cats from my window, chess, and nose/ear picking/scratching. Her qualities: I'd rather they didnt use the internet, and they knew how to make coffee with intuition/ other than that no snoring, talking while we eat, drinking loadly, calling friends(ever), sleeping to near or to far from the middle of the bed(I will draw a line), and they must not under any circumstance, own a hamster.

Would like to make a special thankyou to cat t. For helping me come forward and look for love so quickly after my wife left.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 02/03/2007 18:53:22: Lady fortune teller: seeks Man who knows who he is!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 02/03/2007 18:54:03: Baker: seeks person of opposite sex to help put buns in the oven.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 02/03/2007 19:21:46: husband: seeks bimbo to get own back on cheating wife.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 02/03/2007 19:22:39: Wife: so do I. (will provide sissors and hand cuffs).
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 02/03/2007 19:43:07: man seeks: ex-wife look alike, for arguements and plate smashing. Now own crash helmit.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 02/03/2007 19:44:14: Wife: seeks someone to take her place.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 02/03/2007 19:48:41: used car salesman: quite young, and in good condition. seeks feemale, to take him out round the town.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 02/03/2007 19:51:48: drunk: seeks anyone who'll pay for it. would prefer a woman...
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 02/03/2007 22:22:12: clown: who is very tender and ashamed of the way he earns a living, seeks a person who would'nt laught at him; A good juggler(multi-tasking), Who understands the the typrope of life. Someone who knows about depression would be good.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 02/03/2007 22:24:53: Gardener: who likes playing in the garden seeks someone to sort out the house.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 02/03/2007 22:38:37: Adult/child: Who knows the difference between life and death, seeks equally well rounded person for fun and mega s-x sessions, maybe more. The applicant should refuse to ever iron a tie. And say the f word more than I do, Also they should be aware that love if anything is not a game.

Only joking. But, if I ever wrote a lonely hearts it would probably go somthing like that.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 02/03/2007 23:26:52: Professional Turkey Catcher: seeks a different kind of fun. maybe more.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 03/03/2007 16:00:41: professional smoker seeks: The light of their life. maybe more.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 03/03/2007 16:04:33: hampster seeks: new home away from mad cheese hogging scientist. Have own cage will walk to your house. The tie obsessed need not apply.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 03/03/2007 16:14:18: Content deleted for non-family-friendly-ness
Rosy
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 04/03/2007 20:52:42: rosy that was a play on words. gay means happy after all. do you own a thisel whistle?

Writer seeks: A new moderator. maybe more.lol
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 04/03/2007 20:56:18: Desperate non-famous person seeks: lily allen(not that you have to be, desperate to want her that is, not lily allen; well I know what I mean even if you dont, look cheese stop talking to me while I type, I know! I know!, stop talking about it o.k, yes! we can have some crackers, can I finish what I was typing now- thankyou)
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 05/03/2007 21:12:39: Professional onion puller seeks: Someone that wont make them cry.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 05/03/2007 21:13:55: Shrink seeks: Someone already shrunk.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 05/03/2007 21:19:41: Scientist seeks: Rich women to help make a beaver dance. maybe more.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 05/03/2007 21:26:56: professional singer seeks: A good glass dodging, listener. For dancing, eating and nights out. maybe more.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: science_guy on 06/03/2007 00:29:40: Quote
Shrink seeks: Someone already shrunk.

that one actually made me laugh!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 19/04/2007 20:54:07: Scientist seeks: Someone inteligent. Opposites attract- apperently.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: Ben6789 on 25/04/2007 13:17:16: Seargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band!

Senior seeks: College.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 29/04/2007 23:43:39: Tree hugger seeks: lawyer- for cosy chats and help with lawsuit, maybe more...
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: Karen W. on 29/04/2007 23:55:58: LOL, tree hugger, LOL
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 30/04/2007 00:05:58: Desperate housewife seeks: Attention from anyone- quiet walks around the garden, chit chat in the kitchen, help moving stuff from here to there, help taking the lid off a jam jar... maybe more.lol
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 30/04/2007 00:22:28: Desperate house husband seeks: sex,(what seriously no quiet walks or help moving stuff from here to there)no just sex.ones bad enought, you mad? no more thank you...lol
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: Karen W. on 30/04/2007 00:26:29: LOL LOL! Poor fellow!!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: Karen W. on 30/04/2007 00:28:10: Quote from: jolly on 30/04/2007 00:05:58
Desperate housewife seeks: Attention from anyone- quiet walks around the garden, chit chat in the kitchen, help moving stuff from here to there, help taking the lid off a jam jar... maybe more.lol

Thats funny! LOL
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 30/04/2007 00:31:19: well we all know thats what they do- I've seen them on channel four, there at it every week.lol
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: Karen W. on 30/04/2007 00:34:54: NO NO It's not the Jam jar, Its the pickle Jar! LOL! [;D] [;D]
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: Ben6789 on 30/04/2007 13:16:36: Video gamer seeks: MORE VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!!!!!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: moonfire on 30/04/2007 14:37:03: Astronaut seeks: someone who can send him to the moon!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: Ben6789 on 30/04/2007 16:31:12: This just in:

Astronauts begin to think no-one is coming for them.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: moonfire on 30/04/2007 17:49:41: LOL Houston, I think we have a problem...
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: Ben6789 on 01/05/2007 15:59:44: ...We're out of cheese!

Houston: Darn it! Ask the astronauts if they have any extra they can beam down to us!

....what astronauts?
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: moonfire on 02/05/2007 04:03:31: Houston: Oh, good Lordie! Where are the astronauts now? They must be lost in space!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: Karen W. on 02/05/2007 06:53:28: In another dimension!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: moonfire on 02/05/2007 15:07:40: Quote from: Karen W. on 29/04/2007 23:55:58
LOL, tree hugger, LOL

He was just barking up the wrong tree
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: moonfire on 02/05/2007 15:08:07: Quote from: Karen W. on 02/05/2007 06:53:28
In another dimension!

I hope it is 3-D! LOL
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: Ben6789 on 02/05/2007 16:54:05: Astronauts: This dimension has a lot of cheese.

Other Astronaut: Yup, Houston would like it here!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 05/05/2007 00:58:25: Word seeks: Other words to help make a sentence.
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 06/05/2007 13:14:45: Yoda seeks: Female green hobbit, for light sader practice, collecting weird green stuff for weird green food, afternoon strolls through the swamp, maybe more...
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: Karen W. on 31/05/2007 05:55:02: LOL I MISSED THIS LOL!!!HEE HEE HEE!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: Seany on 31/05/2007 09:25:20: Quote from: Karen W. on 29/04/2007 23:55:58
LOL, tree hugger, LOL

Apparently my R.E teacher's brother hugs trees.. Apparently he's really weird.. But that's coming from my RE teacher who's really weird and sniffs his water!! [;)]
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: Karen W. on 31/05/2007 09:29:49: I love trees, LOL The tree activists are always being labeled around here as tree huggers!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: Seany on 31/05/2007 09:43:00: LOL! [;D] <<< The smileys get confusing with A4L and this forum!! I keep either forgetting to put the [] in this forum or putting the [] in that forum!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: Karen W. on 31/05/2007 10:54:29: YAYYYYY THAT ONE I HAVE TO REMEMBER and put the brackets first and then..write inside if them! LOL
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 11/06/2007 16:34:21: Scientist seeks: The truth!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 11/06/2007 16:35:30: Fat slob Seeks: Batterys for remote
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 11/06/2007 16:36:58: Man in love, seeks: The girl he´s in love with!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 11/06/2007 16:39:29: The girl he is in love with seeks: Someone else!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 11/06/2007 16:41:02: Someone else, seeks: someone else!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 11/06/2007 16:42:43: The other someone else seeks: Another someone else of same sex!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 11/06/2007 16:45:14: the another someone else seeks: Another another someone else of different sex!

Oh for the tragedy of love un-recipricated

And man in love crys, as do his many friends and all the other someones, and another someones and another another someones of different or same sex!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 11/06/2007 16:56:55: Going back to the independent.

Footballer, Cant spell, read, add up, think about things not related to football, but have lots cash, seeks: film/pop star or maybe female footballer for nights out clubbing photographers, running from entrance to car and speeding away, Having fake fights to promote interest in us!
Dinner in only the best resturants (though you´ll have to tell which ones they are), attempting to make others envious of us, selling photo of us at it for extra cash, but mainly for hand holding in the back of car for 30 mins before we part company and dont see each other again for 6 months.... Maybe more if I find time!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: jolly on 09/07/2007 15:37:15: Lady seeks: Banana juggler. I cannot explain why, it´s the way they float in the air, for some strange reason I see the bananas flying about and think ´wow that man is hot´!
Title: A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.
Post by: Karen W. on 09/07/2007 16:31:10: LOL a banana.. Juggler..LOL!