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Title: Infinite Force Engine and the production of Wormholes
Post by: Belle LeStein on 01/04/2011 01:40:03
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Title: Infinite Force Engine and the production of Wormholes
Post by: Geezer on 01/04/2011 04:55:06
Looks entirely reasonable to me!
Title: Infinite Force Engine and the production of Wormholes
Post by: peppercorn on 01/04/2011 10:29:37
10 of 10!

Of course this only works if the cat is a direct descendant of Schrödinger's cat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger%27s_cat) [;)]

Now, do you need a worm as well ???? [::)]
Title: Infinite Force Engine and the production of Wormholes
Post by: percepts on 04/04/2011 15:38:21
Quote from: Geezer on 01/04/2011 04:55:06
Looks entirely reasonable to me!

Damn... I thought this one up at least a year ago and sent it to the BBC. I've been plagiarised... Nothing new in the whacky world of science...
Title: Infinite Force Engine and the production of Wormholes
Post by: percepts on 04/04/2011 15:42:42
Schrodinger summises that there may be more than one result. Result may be that cat is toast or given the current economic climate, we could witness a dead cat bounce.
Title: Infinite Force Engine and the production of Wormholes
Post by: Belle LeStein on 17/04/2011 00:25:30
What if the toast turns into another cat? Could we then tie them together and get the same end result?  Not the eating part, that's just mean to let the one cat eat the other, but I mean the force engine part.
Title: Infinite Force Engine and the production of Wormholes
Post by: Geezer on 17/04/2011 09:21:55
It's all a bit beyond me. Have you taken it to the folks at CERN?
Title: Infinite Force Engine and the production of Wormholes
Post by: RD on 17/04/2011 09:36:31
Scoop : photo of the cat passing on the secret anti-gravity forumla to those smart-alec dolphins ...

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Title: Infinite Force Engine and the production of Wormholes
Post by: Belle LeStein on 20/04/2011 13:43:27
 [:0]  OMG, we may have a real conspiracy on our hands.  What are they up to? [:-\]
Title: Infinite Force Engine and the production of Wormholes
Post by: RD on 21/04/2011 10:15:54
Quote from: Belle LeStein on 20/04/2011 13:43:27
[:0]  OMG, we may have a real conspiracy on our hands.  What are they up to? [:-\]

I suppose there could be an innocent explanation. e.g. Tidddles advising Flipper not to associate with tuna (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphin_friendly). 
Title: Infinite Force Engine and the production of Wormholes
Post by: yor_on on 25/04/2011 19:44:55
Can we test it somehow
A little step for mankind perhaps, but, for the cat?

Seems like a inconspicuous way to travel too.
Any of you cats ready to sacrifice yourselves on the altar of science?

I'll bring the candles :)
Title: Infinite Force Engine and the production of Wormholes
Post by: Belle LeStein on 28/05/2011 01:07:44
Ok so here's one to wrap your head around..

If cat breath is fishy in smell, and Dolphins have tuna breath (obviously fishy too), what kind of breath does a Dolphin have if it eats a cat?
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