Microsoft and a Halter Top
What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common?
Both offer very little support!
Microsoft and a Halter TopWelcome to the site, n00bie.
What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common?
Both offer very little support!
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HEY!Is that a reaction to blondes or soap-dodgers?
blondes i dont even know what a soap dodger isBah ya wuss. I didn't take any offense and you shouldn't either.
One winter morning a husband and blonde wife in northern Colorado were listening to the radio during breakfast. The announcer says, "Weather forecast calling for 8 to 10 inches of snow today. Please must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
So the wife went out and moved her car.
Two days later, while eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. Please park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
The wife went out and moved her car again.
Same thing, a week later during breakfast, "We're expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow and----" Just then the electricity snapped off. The wife had a worried look on her face when she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
GAAAWD! I've just noticed the colour of Karen's hair!! [:0]
Karen I usually get white out from drinking too much guiness
GAAAWD! I've just noticed the colour of Karen's hair!! [:0]
I happen to be a natural brunett with soft brown highlights... LOL Truth be known the lighter color is GRAY NOT BLOND! Nice try!
GAAAWD! I've just noticed the colour of Karen's hair!! [:0]
I happen to be a natural brunett with soft brown highlights... LOL Truth be known the lighter color is GRAY NOT BLOND! Nice try!
PHEW! So I needn't worry that I've offended you.
Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to re-train them.
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What do you call an eternity?
Four blondes at a four way stop.
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What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
GAAAWD! I've just noticed the colour of Karen's hair!! [:0]
I happen to be a natural brunett with soft brown highlights... LOL Truth be known the lighter color is GRAY NOT BLOND! Nice try!
PHEW! So I needn't worry that I've offended you.
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
No worries..! Blonds are beautiful! Inside and out! LOL!
No worries..! Blonds are beautiful! Inside and out! LOL!
Thanks Karen....so are brunettes. [:)]
Jeff urgently needed a few days off work, but knew the Boss would not allow him to take a leave. He thought that maybe if he acted crazy then the boss would tell me to take a few days off. So, Jeff hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. His co-worker Cathy (who's blonde) asked him what he was doing?
He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think he was nuts and give him a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" Jeff told him he was a light bulb. The boss said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". Jeff jumped down and walked out of the office. When Cathy followed him, the Boss asked her: "
And where do you think you're going?
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
Jeff urgently needed a few days off work, but knew the Boss would not allow him to take a leave. He thought that maybe if he acted crazy then the boss would tell me to take a few days off. So, Jeff hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. His co-worker Cathy (who's blonde) asked him what he was doing?
He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think he was nuts and give him a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" Jeff told him he was a light bulb. The boss said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". Jeff jumped down and walked out of the office. When Cathy followed him, the Boss asked her: "
And where do you think you're going?
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
What do blondes and tortoises have in common?
Put them on their back and they're screwed! [:I]
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And just for Karen...
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says, "Awww, look at that poor dead birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
Hurrrumph - this is not what a blond joke should be.
how do you kill a blonde...... put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool ...
Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? ... To see what was on the other side.
What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you? .... Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? .... Artificial intelligence.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? .... Shine a flashlight in their ear.
THESE are blonde jokes people.
Hurrrumph - this is not what a blond joke should be.
how do you kill a blonde...... put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool ...
Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? ... To see what was on the other side.
What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you? .... Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? .... Artificial intelligence.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? .... Shine a flashlight in their ear.
THESE are blonde jokes people.
I like your jokes Jimbob. The old ones are always the best.
Here is a true blonde joke. I was teaching a class about saving water and other resources. It started to rain outside and the blonde girl at the back of the class said, " I've got a good way of saving water, we could all go outside with buckets and scoop the water out of the puddles.
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Hurrrumph - this is not what a blond joke should be.
how do you kill a blonde...... put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool ...
Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? ... To see what was on the other side.
What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you? .... Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? .... Artificial intelligence.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? .... Shine a flashlight in their ear.
THESE are blonde jokes people.
I like your jokes Jimbob. The old ones are always the best.
Here is a true blonde joke. I was teaching a class about saving water and other resources. It started to rain outside and the blonde girl at the back of the class said, " I've got a good way of saving water, we could all go outside with buckets and scoop the water out of the puddles.
What do you mean? Are you talking about domestic violence or something? [B)] Please enlighten me...Naaah, just normal *koff* sex. Might be different with BDSM, though.(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmiliestation.de%2Fsmileys%2FSex%2F65.gif&hash=07913847d78031224bb0eb549a5e98b4)
By the way, did you say that you lived in Hamburg?Yep(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smilies.4-user.de%2Finclude%2FFlaggen%2Fsmilie_flag_003.gif&hash=3dd80c011e74113540b9933baec66288)
Yep(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smilies.4-user.de%2Finclude%2FFlaggen%2Fsmilie_flag_003.gif&hash=3dd80c011e74113540b9933baec66288)Can I try some German on you some time? (if you have spare time) it's probably a bit rusty but I'm sure I'll get back into gear fairly quickly...
I'm even born there.
Sure... but beware... I've taught German as a foreign language, I'm fluent in grammaticaleze, and I'm mean... <eg>Yep(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smilies.4-user.de%2Finclude%2FFlaggen%2Fsmilie_flag_003.gif&hash=3dd80c011e74113540b9933baec66288)Can I try some German on you some time? (if you have spare time) it's probably a bit rusty but I'm sure I'll get back into gear fairly quickly...
I'm even born there.
Sure... but beware... I've taught German as a foreign language, I'm fluent in grammaticaleze, and I'm mean... <eg>Yep(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smilies.4-user.de%2Finclude%2FFlaggen%2Fsmilie_flag_003.gif&hash=3dd80c011e74113540b9933baec66288)Can I try some German on you some time? (if you have spare time) it's probably a bit rusty but I'm sure I'll get back into gear fairly quickly...
I'm even born there.
Lets take it to email, as not to annoy the others with a language they don't understand.
Mein Gott - sie ist ein Dominatrix! [:0]Oopps you found out my secret...
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Sure... but beware... I've taught German as a foreign language, I'm fluent in grammaticaleze, and I'm mean... <eg>Yep(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smilies.4-user.de%2Finclude%2FFlaggen%2Fsmilie_flag_003.gif&hash=3dd80c011e74113540b9933baec66288)Can I try some German on you some time? (if you have spare time) it's probably a bit rusty but I'm sure I'll get back into gear fairly quickly...
I'm even born there.
Lets take it to email, as not to annoy the others with a language they don't understand.