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Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?
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tangoblue
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RANDOMNESS RULES!!!
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Here it is: a neutron walks into a bar and askes how much it cost. The barman replies "for you sir, no charge".
anybody think that they have a worse joke than that?
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Yes - along the lines of "an atom walks into a bar complaining that he's lost an electron. "Are sure?", asks the barman, "yes, I'm positive!" comes the reply...
That's 11 out of 10 on the richter-mortis scale...
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20/10/2010 01:19:29 »
I always thought it was:
Q: What do you get from Surprise Peas?
A: Wet legs.
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"come fly with me"
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20/10/2010 01:41:12 »
lol...lol....Lol....I like that one. More my speed!
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20/10/2010 10:12:49 »
Surely it's 'What's brown and sticky?'
A stick.
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What's green, furry and ascending?
A gooseberry in a lift.
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or
How do you know if there's an elephant in the fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
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Ok geezer, those ones are really bad. in fact they are that bad the're good.
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But wait! There's more -
Two peanuts were walking down the road.
One was assaulted.
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A stupid comment for every occasion.
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21/10/2010 09:21:42 »
"Doctor, doctor, I've broken my arm in two places!"
"Well you shouldn't go to those sort of places"
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What kind of petrol do bumble bees put in their cars?
BP
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Do you specialise in bad jokes?
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Quote from: tangoblue on 21/10/2010 19:01:02
Do you specialise in bad jokes?
Oh! These aren't the
really
bad ones.
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I almost dont want to ask but, whats your worst one?
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Hands-on fun for everyone!
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22/10/2010 18:39:23 »
A man walks into the doctors wearing nothing but cling film underpants. The Doctors looks up and says "I can clearly see you're nuts."
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lol lol lol
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What side of a duck has more feathers?
The outside
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