He knows that you are all thinking about him.Damn straight, we are! How f'ing unfair is that! [:(] .... Good vibes goin your way, JimBob!
How come I did not get this level of attention when I split my fingernail slightly ?
I'll blow your nail a kiss sheepy. Jimbob, I'll just blow you![:D] [:D]
How come I did not get this level of attention when I split my fingernail slightly ?
We all fancy Jimbob?? Including Geezer.
I'll blow your nail a kiss sheepy. Jimbob, I'll just blow you!
Yeahhhh!
I was beginning to think I would have to find a new object of derision.
not to mention projectile vomiting,
Actually, I was rather impressed to learn they have hospitals in Texarse. Mind you, I'm willing to bet all the doctors have chicken bones pierced through their noses.
Glad you're improving! This place just isn't the same without you (no matter what Geezer says)...
Besides, where else can we find someone who actually witnessed the first lung fish emerging from the sea during your youth in the Silurian?
Alive? Hell! I CREATED all of this> Worship Me!
I may be released by doctor tomorrow. Then I will be able to get some strength back. There is no help for that condition here. All the staff does in give pills and clean up feces. Anything extra is not part of what they feel is their job description.
(Except for a very few who do actually care.)
Alive? Hell! I CREATED all of this> Worship Me.
I may be released by doctor tomorrow. Then I will be able to get some strength back. There is no help for that condition here. All the staff does in give pills and clean up feces. Anything extra is not part of what they feel is their job description.
(Except for a very few who do actually care.)
Fava beans to be exact.
AND - Thank you for your well wishes, Shazza.
Pox, you DO know about extras. Consider your forum sig. "A potty-mouthed, impertinent female who thinks she is God's gift to men" emphasis on "God's gift to men"
Update - now I am retaining fluid at a dangerous level. Result - may not leave today. GRRRRRRRRRR
Fava beans to be exact.With liver and nice chianti, by any chance? [:0]
I know it's grr but it is better they are erring on side of caution, you are better in there than at home, even if you are p1ss bored xxxx
Still, at least you've got us lot to occasionally 'talk' to.... Ut O....
No, JimBob don't get too depressed - No one's going to make you talk to us!
Does anyone know how Jim is doing ?
I DIDN'T
Good recover JimBobus magnificus!
BTW you cannot declare yourself 'King of Texas' and leave the note 'Republic of Texas' in the tiny note up left!!! [;D]
Things Change ..........
- H.R.H. JimmusRobertus, Defender of Science, Protector of the Morals and King Of Texas
COPROLITIC HELL AND TOSSER EXCREMENT!
At least another day.
Fibrillations with a heart rate of over 140 / minute. Too many reasons among all my health issues, both related and unrelated to the pancreatitis, could have happened so all sorts of tests have been ordered.
We shall endure! DUTY!!!
...but a worrying follow-up..
Please get better.
Urgent!
We might have to move JimBob to London to get the right nursing care from
>>>>>Nurse Sophie<<<<< (http://www.londonenemaclinic.com/nursesophie.html)!!!!!
Urgent matters require urgent strategies!
After much searching and questioning of candidates, I have found a nurse fit for a King.
A 'King'??? Hmmm, well, summat like that anyways.
Should you approve of my selection, Jimus Bobus, I will dispatch her forthwith to your bedside to sort out your fibrillation, amongst other things.
Naturally, I shall give her a swift road test first.
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Nurse Ivana Pleesyew (RCN, SRN, BBC, Playboy)
MAKE IT QUICK, MAN! I SUFFER GREATLY
Urgent!
We might have to move JimBob to London to get the right nursing care from
>>>>>Nurse Sophie<<<<< (http://www.londonenemaclinic.com/nursesophie.html)!!!!!
Urgent matters require urgent strategies!
I am confused. Nurse Sophie works at the London Enema Clinic. Isn't the whole point of the clinic to REDUCE swelling?
Look, are you going to hurry up and get better so I can fly over and give you a good feel-up or not?? Or just keep posting prattle on here?
( I am glad you are feeling more yourself hun, I have been worried xxxx)
Fortunately I'm here to save the day and give the proper treatment his Highness deserves
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I am VERY glad ewe and I are separated by a vast pond.
I think that box is one from Demo's collection, I think I saw it in his home video on YouTube...... ;)
Leave it to Demo to find this ............ (sigh)
what are we going to do with these guys??
Hey! you took that wrong, Demo, my friend! RARELY am I serious in a thread such as this. My standards are most likely lower than yours.
_______________________
We keep all our loyal subjects informed of our regal movements, (including those of the bowels, if desired.)
Though I dare to say that there is no Royal Chamberlain for this particular Lord. More likely a shared one, who, to take a rework from antiquity and so as not to trigger spam and profanity filters, surely takes no unwarranted matter, odourous or otherwise, from anybody .
Though I dare to say that there is no Royal Chamberlain for this particular Lord. More likely a shared one, who, to take a rework from antiquity and so as not to trigger spam and profanity filters, surely takes no unwarranted matter, odourous or otherwise, from anybody .
Sean, could you re-write that in 8th Grade language so that I can understand it? [:)]
Alas, the ignorance of normal medical practice seems to pervade this forum. Ancient Royal physicians (Not Chamberlains)are well trained in the intricacies of corpology or the study of feces. A first glance, this appears to be an exercise in stupidity. Yet when used, the resits are condiderably accurate. Just as the Chinese needed a way to get deeper into the health of the patient, they found that the pulse could yield significant info. The examination of scat really did give the physicians of those days a plethora of informstion about the condition of the patient. The latest reference I have seen a Royal Navy Surgeon's Guide on the task of keeping a crew at sea healthy. Published after the Napoleonic wars.
What's the going rate for a Lord Chamberpot anyway? The way this economy's going, I may have to apply for the position.
Alas, the ignorance of normal medical practice seems to pervade this forum. Ancient Royal physicians (Not Chamberlains)are well trained in the intricacies of corpology or the study of feces. A first glance, this appears to be an exercise in stupidity. Yet when used, the resits are condiderably accurate. Just as the Chinese needed a way to get deeper into the health of the patient, they found that the pulse could yield significant info. The examination of scat really did give the physicians of those days a plethora of informstion about the condition of the patient. The latest reference I have seen a Royal Navy Surgeon's Guide on the task of keeping a crew at sea healthy. Published after the Napoleonic wars.
HI ALL
NOT GOOD NEWS
About to leave Monday and began throwing up. Same scenario - tube in nose, large morphine for pain, pancreas bleeding internally. Most likely from all of blood thinners given when atrial fibrillation required them.
Another week?
And how does that geologist intend to get his rocks off?
With a hammer and chisel.
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I am still off limits for insults. I am only on the mend, you know. A bleeding pancreas and atrial fibrillation are both deadly condition.
AND I AM GOING TO OUT LIVE YOUR SORRY ARSE AND PISS ON YOUR GRAVE !!
AND I AM GOING TO OUT LIVE YOUR SORRY ARSE AND PISS ON YOUR GRAVE !!
... Some of us will pee on him from a great height on your behalf.
Jimminny Christmas Jimbob Youre pulling a "Karen"! Please get well soon.
Hang in there, JimBob.
Best wishes!
Daily Report on the State of the High King's Health:
A delegation of Learned Physicians of the al-Galen Madrasa of the Muslim Caliphate of Cordoba, Mexico arrived today at our Royal Residence in West Lake Hills Palace of the High King to route the shoddy body of rif-raf, quacks and those that need only a CLAIM under present (and soon-to-change codices of the realm) to practice as a physicians or surgeon could do so without hindrance.
We were not well pleased to find the disparity. The very learned gentelman from the south have readily produced a promise of release, baring complications, within a week to a rehabilitation facility or full care home nurse while strength is built. Hale but weak, We will prevail!
... Some of us will pee on [SheepyNeil] from a great height on your behalf.
Top of the pub stool is a high as you will get.
... Some of us will pee on him from a great height on your behalf.
Top of the pub stool is a high as you will get.
... Some of us will pee on him from a great height on your behalf.
Top of the pub stool is a high as you will get.
Look buster, if you don't get your shehit together soon, I'm going to drive down there and give you the full Monty in my kilt while standing on a bar stool.
Being moderately gifted mentally, you may not end poorly.
URGENT: IMMEDIATE RELEASE!!!!
HERALD, SOUND THE TRUMPETS AND SAG-HORNS!!
OUR LIEGE SALLIES FORTH ON THE MORROW IN FULL RETINUE TO AN UPGRADED HEALTH FACILITY. WE REJOICE IN THIS BEGINNING ROAD OF HIS RETURN TO HEALTH.
CELEBRATE YE PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!
We can do better than that, Duke Don.
5 at once - WITH BLOOD!!!
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Alas, poor Yoron!
May I be permitted to offer most humble greetings and felicitations unto you Sire from the Motherland.
It is with great pleasure that we learn of your improvement and wish that it should continue apace.
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I will be glad when you are finally better and stop moaning and talking such utter twaddle...... [:P]
(kissy kissy xxxx)
No twaddle indeed Sire.
May I say that I'm pleased to hear that your imperial personage are recovering from the stings and arrows abundant mortality heaps upon us all. It seems you have upset a member of your, ah, I meant, sorry Sir, I seem to have mislaid my thoughts? A moment while I search for my mind..
(Never, ever get a person of the fairer ahem mad at you. And if you do, blame it on Yorick)
Please, accept our hospitality and take your pick from the Royal concubines,And I did partake of his most kind gesture. But alas, I paid not good attention to his most generous offer and took, for my pleasure a Porcupine.
The physician has said there will be no lasting damage unto my person and placed upon me a poultice of eye of toad, wing of bat, Lark's vomit and the droppings of a goat fed on hardboiled egg and sprout vindaloo for three weeks.
Does anyone know how JimBob is doing ?
Watch out for Klingons!
How doust thy fare this morn Sire?
Hast thou driven out the evil which was within you?
Our, Our, Our, ("my, my, my" for the ordinary person)Murray has learnt navi from avatar. He has learnt how a new language can be constructed and from that a lot about the structures of other languages. I think there is more than one dimension to learning these constructed languages. what started off with Murray as a bit of a laugh to do has lead him to other areas of learning. Much more productive than watching the TV.
What a WASTE OF TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The person so lame as to learn Klingon and then read Hamlet in that same "language" has no life or is so in need of escape from his or her own reality that they MUST escape. It would be more fruitful to learn Sanskrit of Mandarin Chinese.
Is Mrs. Geezer that difficult to live with?
Our, Our, Our, ("my, my, my" for the ordinary person)Murray has learnt navi from avatar. He has learnt how a new language can be constructed and from that a lot about the structures of other languages. I think there is more than one dimension to learning these constructed languages. what started off with Murray as a bit of a laugh to do has lead him to other areas of learning. Much more productive than watching the TV.
What a WASTE OF TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The person so lame as to learn Klingon and then read Hamlet in that same "language" has no life or is so in need of escape from his or her own reality that they MUST escape. It would be more fruitful to learn Sanskrit of Mandarin Chinese.
Is Mrs. Geezer that difficult to live with?
Shazza, we do not include the benefits Murry receives from such endeavors as "wasted time." The persons We speak of are the nerds and geeks with no lives and no imagination whose only outlet is a Star Trek Fan Club. Now THAT to Us is a waste of time.
But at least there is one thing in common with all shadows, they all have the same weight and mass........
Is Mrs. Geezer that difficult to live with?
How doust thy fare this morn Sire?
Hast thou driven out the evil which was within you?
Our sorcerers & mages as well as the Cordoban Physicians have succeeded in driving most of the vile humors out of the corpus royal. Some small residue remains but is at a level at which even an apprentice can manage. With the experts at hand a full recovery is expected. The main problem to then consider is the large amount of muscle wasting that has occurred. We shall be visiting the gym regularly.
We thank you for your concern, Duke Don.
That's what I like about TNS. You learn something new every day.
Shazza, we do not include the benefits Murry receives from such endeavors as "wasted time." The persons We speak of are the nerds and geeks with no lives and no imagination whose only outlet is a Star Trek Fan Club. Now THAT to Us is a waste of time.
SoH DIchDaq bech vaD vam!
We shall have mercy on the poor serf. ----- Hang him.
We shall have mercy on the poor serf. ----- Hang him.
We are grateful for his majesty's generosity. Forsooth, but we are hung most generously already.
We are still weak as a kitten.
We shall have mercy on the poor serf. ----- Hang him.
We are grateful for his majesty's generosity. Forsooth, but we are hung most generously already.
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