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I thought you ate your breakfast on the balcony
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Your dementia is confusing you again, poor dear, it is
your
naughty bits I was talking about.
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My fundamental attributes are not a suitable discussion topic for this site.
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Site? this is a nursing home isn't it?
Have matron put your pants on.
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Quote from: JimBob on 20/02/2008 23:04:27
Have matron put your pants on.
The don't fit her.
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I think you meant "They"
But, please,
cover
that shriveled worm that your pants would have covered with something!
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You must have your reading glasses round the wrong way again
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I only got one glass of juice with breakfast. And a cup of coffee.
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That's because they don't want you wetting yourself again
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They should be worried I would wet you.
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I'd dam it
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Is that why they didn't give you any liquids?
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Yes. They were scared to in case I created a pond.
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I should be lucky. The diapers are catching everything. (nappies to you, limey)
Did the teenager looker who volunteers here visit you yesterday?
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Have they caught any salmon? I like salmon. I had that for dinner last week. I think it was last week. Oh no, I remember - it was 1978.
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Is that why it smells so bad in here?
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No. Your colostomy bag has split again.
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I thought that was the dung heap from your lodge.
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Well, that just goes to show how wrong you humans can be [
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Do you realise that anyone who doesn't know us will think we hate each other! [
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