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Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 04/08/2008 21:47:01: Pictures with the following captions:-

"141 crew members"
"A female captain"
"They're totally lost"
"Coincidence?"
"We think not!"

[:D]
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: Make it Lady on 04/08/2008 22:05:51: At least a female captain would ask a passing Alien the way, whereas a male Captain would get all huffy and pretend he wasn't really lost.

Not so keen on old Captain Curds and Whey though.
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 04/08/2008 23:52:52: Don't be silly. A female captain would spend her time looking for interstellar sales!
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: ukmicky on 05/08/2008 00:18:21: Quote
Don't be silly. A female captain would spend her time looking for interstellar sales!
Knowing my misses she would shop at the local (BHS) Black Hole Superstore where she would have all the time in the universe to browse through lingerie department.
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: that mad man on 05/08/2008 00:37:15: Lingerie, if my missus did that I would be happy, on second thoughts we don't live together so perhaps not.. [;D]
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: Karen W. on 05/08/2008 02:13:12: Quote from: ukmicky on 05/08/2008 00:18:21
Quote
Don't be silly. A female captain would spend her time looking for interstellar sales!
Knowing my misses she would shop at the local (BHS) Black Hole Superstore where she would have all the time in the universe to browse through lingerie department.

I'm with her... I like lingerie!
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: JimBob on 05/08/2008 02:22:37: Why? It just gets ripped to shreds.
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 05/08/2008 09:23:36: Quote from: JimBob on 05/08/2008 02:22:37
Why? It just gets ripped to shreds.

Well you shouldn't have sex with a Tasmanian Devil!
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: JimBob on 05/08/2008 15:27:48: Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 05/08/2008 09:23:36
Quote from: JimBob on 05/08/2008 02:22:37
Why? It just gets ripped to shreds.

Well you shouldn't have sex with a Tasmanian Devil!

Why? Do they like to hae their sex with the lingerie still on?
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 05/08/2008 16:11:32: Quote from: JimBob on 05/08/2008 15:27:48
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 05/08/2008 09:23:36
Quote from: JimBob on 05/08/2008 02:22:37
Why? It just gets ripped to shreds.

Well you shouldn't have sex with a Tasmanian Devil!

Why? Do they like to hae their sex with the lingerie still on?

Ask Shazza.
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: JimBob on 06/08/2008 00:29:03: Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 05/08/2008 16:11:32
Quote from: JimBob on 05/08/2008 15:27:48
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 05/08/2008 09:23:36
Quote from: JimBob on 05/08/2008 02:22:37
Why? It just gets ripped to shreds.

Well you shouldn't have sex with a Tasmanian Devil!

Why? Do they like to hae their sex with the lingerie still on?

Ask Shazza.

Who is the mythical Shazza? Your Polish girl friend?
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 06/08/2008 10:10:47: Quote from: JimBob on 06/08/2008 00:29:03
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 05/08/2008 16:11:32
Quote from: JimBob on 05/08/2008 15:27:48
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 05/08/2008 09:23:36
Quote from: JimBob on 05/08/2008 02:22:37
Why? It just gets ripped to shreds.

Well you shouldn't have sex with a Tasmanian Devil!

Why? Do they like to hae their sex with the lingerie still on?

Ask Shazza.

Who is the mythical Shazza? Your Polish girl friend?

MIL(F) you oaf!
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: Make it Lady on 06/08/2008 10:15:22: Bllllllrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrr grunch *Rips off JimBobs undies and spins, tornado like, off into the distance*
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 06/08/2008 10:54:21: Quote from: Make it Lady on 06/08/2008 10:15:22
Bllllllrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrr grunch *Rips off JimBobs undies and spins, tornado like, off into the distance*

There wouldn't be much ripping involved. He hasn't changed his Long Johns since 1874.
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: Make it Lady on 06/08/2008 17:22:10: They were stuck together with stubborn stains. Lots of ripping involved.
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 07/08/2008 08:41:13: (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fsigns2%2F9.gif&hash=22c505c8617825bfb4cca6cb017ebfa6)
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: Make it Lady on 07/08/2008 17:15:25: So was I, he is wired up to the national grid in order to keep his bionic limbs going.
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: paul.fr on 07/08/2008 20:13:48: Voyager is pants.
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 08/08/2008 00:10:43: Quote from: Paul. on 07/08/2008 20:13:48
Voyager is pants.

You mean Janeway is in JimBob's Long Johns?
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: JimBob on 08/08/2008 15:06:39: You'd be surprised!

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emotihost.com%2Fflashing%2F9.gif&hash=e8a5c5df17747789a392b0df1661c43a)
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: Make it Lady on 08/08/2008 18:20:47: She doesn't look like she bats for that team to me. Gaydar to full power, Shields up!
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: JimBob on 09/08/2008 00:08:09: If only she was a switch hitter! sigh.
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 09/08/2008 08:05:30: Quote from: JimBob on 09/08/2008 00:08:09
If only she was a switch hitter! sigh.

Don't try saying that when you're drunk!
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: Make it Lady on 09/08/2008 20:32:35: Witch....ouch...pointy hats and noses. Yes be careful how you say that.
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 09/08/2008 20:34:27: Pointed cats & roses
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: Make it Lady on 09/08/2008 20:46:38: You are not big or clever.
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 09/08/2008 20:49:14: Maybe not; but I'm soooo cute!

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.canada-photos.com%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F18%2Fbeaver_54.jpg&hash=c30df556c118ed8fa996ad31352ab1af)

That was when I was visiting my cousins in Canada.
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: Make it Lady on 09/08/2008 20:56:15: You look like me at the water festival today.....boy was it wet. I hope they call it a sunshine festival next year.
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 09/08/2008 20:57:59: It's been raining here all day.
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: Make it Lady on 09/08/2008 21:04:04: I was doing a science show called wacky water. Shooting people with super soakers works when the weather is hot but when people are cold and wet already they don't respond so well. I had to park miles away from the venue and perform in a damp and soggy marquee. To make it worse I had a touch of food poisoning and the loos were quite a distance away too.
I'm lying here feeling green around the gills. I have grown gills after walking in a downpour to my car.
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 09/08/2008 21:08:39: awww, poor you. (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fsick%2F1.gif&hash=3d53926c2656cd4aaa17cca30cb4e354)

I was supposed to be visiting a young lady (NOT THAT SORT! [:(!] )this evening but I'm making her come here instead.
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: Make it Lady on 09/08/2008 21:22:24: The hot laptop on my tummy is making it feel better.
Title: Star Trek: Voyager advert on Virgin Media channel
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 09/08/2008 21:40:17: [;D]