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Title: I've seen a......
Post by: dentstudent on 27/07/2007 14:30:53
dragon fly, a dog fish, a vampire bat and a cat flap.
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 27/07/2007 14:33:46
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Title: I've seen a......
Post by: neilep on 27/07/2007 17:00:13
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Title: I've seen a......
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 27/07/2007 17:21:51
I wonder where he was to that all those?  [???] Certainly not Tesco.
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Post by: another_someone on 27/07/2007 23:17:26
dragon fly, a dog fish, a vampire bat and a cat flap.

Well, I've seen a house fly.
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 27/07/2007 23:29:34
Has he never seen a toilet roll?
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Post by: another_someone on 27/07/2007 23:45:50
Has he never seen a toilet roll?

I don't know - my local sandwich shop certainly does not sell them.
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 28/07/2007 00:06:55
Has he never seen a toilet roll?

I don't know - my local sandwich shop certainly does not sell them.

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Title: I've seen a......
Post by: Karen W. on 28/07/2007 00:54:29
HEE HEE HEE!! LOL
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Post by: i am bored on 30/07/2007 01:15:18
Ive seen  the spawn of Satan he is disguised like a dog with white fur, very scruffy and goes by the name of Benji
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Post by: neilep on 30/07/2007 03:08:03
I've seen an apple turnover !   [::)]
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Post by: Carolyn on 30/07/2007 03:13:36
Ive seen  the spawn of Satan he is disguised like a dog with white fur, very scruffy and goes by the name of Benji

WATCH IT KID!!! 

You know he's precious and beautiful!
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: kdlynn on 30/07/2007 03:21:03
what did the doggy do?
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Post by: Carolyn on 30/07/2007 03:23:33
They have a love/hate relationship.  They love to hate each other.

Benji is just super protective of me.  He doesn't like for ANYONE to hug, kiss or touch me.  He's just the tiniest bit high strung.....but I love him!
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Post by: kdlynn on 30/07/2007 03:26:35
i see. sounds like a nice doggy. is there a picture here somewhere?
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Post by: Carolyn on 30/07/2007 03:31:43
i see. sounds like a nice doggy. is there a picture here somewhere?

I'm sure there is somewhere, but here's another one....


(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi25.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc87%2Fkochcarolyn%2FBenji007.jpg&hash=44cab2ab358eb76c6fee22f0ebde2e4d)



The two on the monitor are doctor beavers.
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: kdlynn on 30/07/2007 03:36:15
how cute and fuzzy
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Post by: Carolyn on 30/07/2007 03:38:25
Thanks.  I lurve him muchly!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 30/07/2007 03:53:56
Only 1 of those on the screen is mine. The upside-down 1.
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: Carolyn on 30/07/2007 03:55:50
Only 1 of those on the screen is mine. The upside-down 1.

oops.
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: kdlynn on 30/07/2007 03:56:02
then where did the third random dog come from
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: kdlynn on 30/07/2007 04:07:35
so... nobody knows who's dog it is?
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Post by: Carolyn on 30/07/2007 04:12:49
I think the upside down cutie is Earthquake and I just can't remember about the other one...
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 30/07/2007 04:28:49
The 3rd dog - Fizz - belongs to my sensei friend.
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Post by: kdlynn on 30/07/2007 04:32:34
oh i see. thank you
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Post by: Karen W. on 30/07/2007 06:04:40
I've seen an apple turnover !   [::)]

Does it sit pretty and fetch too? LOL
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: dentstudent on 30/07/2007 08:36:55
Jeez, you girls (DB notwithstanding) can talk about anything can't you? I post a thread about wordplay and all of a sudden you're talking dogs and how cute they are! Is nothing sacred anymore? And anyway, dogs aren't cute - they smell like the crowning guff from a dead rhinoceros's bottom.

Anyway.......

I've seen a letter box, but never smoked any coffee pot.
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: Karen W. on 30/07/2007 08:43:39
LOL LOL..I don't understand your thread Stuart? LOL
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: dentstudent on 30/07/2007 08:53:21
OK - here's an example...."I've seen a vampire bat". This is a common name for a bat that drinks blood, yes? But it can also provide the imagery of someone from darkest Transylvania putting on some white clothes and playing cricket. It this combination that is the pun. So, an easy one with a US theme would be "Hot dog". We've all eaten Hot dogs, but you find them in cars too, where there owners are perhaps a little inconsiderate, and have left the window up........D'you see?
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: Karen W. on 30/07/2007 09:10:29
Ok so I get it now! Now I have to find one of my own.. Quite another story! LOL
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 30/07/2007 09:48:24
I saw a lemon puff - it sneaked round the back for a ciggy!  [:D]
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: dentstudent on 30/07/2007 09:49:56
Perhaps it had one with the Devils Dyke that I saw?
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 30/07/2007 09:56:54
Perhaps it had one with the Devils Dyke that I saw?

Like this Devil Dyke? (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi148.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs26%2FDoctorBeaver%2Fdevil_dyke.jpg&hash=5f1b744a6d06782ca4c12fca26f4c825)
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: dentstudent on 30/07/2007 10:08:56
Ah, er, well...could have been. I say....Ahem.....In the words of Bon Scott, "Hell ain't a bad place to be"
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 30/07/2007 11:22:17
Speaking of Bon Scott - I re-wrote the lyrics to "It's a long way to the top if you want to rock n roll". My version was "It's a long way to the shops if you want to buy a roll".
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: dentstudent on 30/07/2007 11:23:14
Are you actually Weird Al Yankovich?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 30/07/2007 11:27:18
 [:I]
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Post by: Karen W. on 30/07/2007 11:36:12
LOL LOL!
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Post by: dentstudent on 30/07/2007 11:38:04
Cripes! This morning I saw a sham poo! In my hair!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 30/07/2007 12:19:35
I saw a fish hook. It was standing under a streetlamp wearing a very short skirt!  [:D]
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Post by: neilep on 30/07/2007 12:37:25
I saw a mad bread preparation...a Dough Nut !!
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: dentstudent on 30/07/2007 12:45:16
I saw a fish hook. It was standing under a streetlamp wearing a very short skirt!  [:D]
[;D] I bet she was an old trout...
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 30/07/2007 17:41:34
Yes. And she was singing "Salmon chanted evening"  [;D]
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Post by: Bored chemist on 30/07/2007 19:59:49
About a million years ago near the start of this thread someone mentioned a sandwich shop.
I've never seen a sandwich shop, do women sandwitches shop more than the male of the species?
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 30/07/2007 20:18:45
I saw a dog bowl (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fbored%2F1.gif&hash=3c847d9357d88ced149e70bbcecd0811)
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: dentstudent on 31/07/2007 07:26:41
I've seen a laser beam  [;D]
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Post by: kdlynn on 31/07/2007 16:30:39
i glanced back and didn't see it... but has anyone seen a cereal bowl yet?
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Post by: neilep on 31/07/2007 19:00:11
I saw a sausage roll !
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 31/07/2007 19:59:19
A sheep dip! (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Flol%2F1.gif&hash=d8e6686452e290c988dbac6c3e01d75a)
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Post by: i am bored on 02/08/2007 03:11:36
besides for me almost being castrated on many occasions, bitten and chased into my room nothing
what did the doggy do?
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Post by: i am bored on 02/08/2007 03:23:55
ive seen a foot stool
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Post by: dentstudent on 02/08/2007 07:32:10
And a monkey wrench.

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Post by: paul.fr on 02/08/2007 10:02:56
ive seen a foot stool

I've seen a foot long stool! back with a piccy soon
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Post by: paul.fr on 02/08/2007 10:06:16
i hope you are not having brekky!

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Title: I've seen a......
Post by: dentstudent on 02/08/2007 10:09:43
Why do they do this just as you're about to put a clean one on? That one must have supplied some relief!
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Post by: paul.fr on 02/08/2007 10:12:42
possibly because they can. I think they are more intelligent that we give them we think.
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Post by: Karen W. on 02/08/2007 13:11:31
Ahhh How cute! LOL...
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Post by: dentstudent on 02/08/2007 13:13:42
Ahhh How cute! LOL...
Really?
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Post by: Karen W. on 02/08/2007 13:24:02
Yes every little tush is cute ..and a good healthy poop as well! LOL

The coloring suggests the baby was still nursing,although I see a lack of the seedy breast fed infant as far as texture! In this case my guess would be bottle, and I would say under 3 months old. But there is a quality of solids so perhaps milk baby! Anyway doesn't seem old enough for solids to me. That would be 4 to 6 months old!LOL How old is the baby paul!
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Post by: dentstudent on 02/08/2007 13:39:50
What is this fascination of ladies and little kids' dumps? My mother in law used to almost revel in them! It's crap for crying out loud! Bag it up and get rid of it as soon as possible - preferably into the next county!
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: dentstudent on 02/08/2007 13:40:33
Yes every little tush is cute

I'll send you a picture of mine then! [;)]
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Post by: Karen W. on 02/08/2007 14:02:51
OK.. LOL and I'll be sure to give it a thorough going over see how accurate  we are with age guesses! LOL LOL
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Post by: Karen W. on 02/08/2007 14:06:58
What is this fascination of ladies and little kids' dumps? My mother in law used to almost revel in them! It's crap for crying out loud! Bag it up and get rid of it as soon as possible - preferably into the next county!

You men are so funny! LOL! You crack me up.. You ever seen "Bill Cosby Himself?" It is a wonderful video.. there is a portion dealing with baby poop and the revolution of the odor.. and how everyone is so enamored by babies itty bitty poopy whoopi! LOL It is very funny you must see it if you haven't . GET THE VIDEO! YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR TAIL OFF!
Title: I've seen a......
Post by: dentstudent on 02/08/2007 14:45:09
I'll see what I can find on the net.
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Post by: Karen W. on 02/08/2007 15:13:51
OK..lOL
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Post by: dentstudent on 02/08/2007 15:15:56
So, back to it......

I've seen a panty hose
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Post by: Karen W. on 02/08/2007 15:16:44
Does this qualify?? Yikes:
I've seen POPcorn.
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Post by: dentstudent on 02/08/2007 15:20:39
I've seen frog's porn......

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Post by: Karen W. on 02/08/2007 15:26:16
GAWWWD your reading my mind I was just looking at pauls frog question and thinks what frogs could do.. LOL