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I was reading the story of Noah to one of our granchildren when I realised he had taken beer on board the ark. He didn't take very much, just Toucans.I'm not sure she got the joke, but then not everyone gets my strange sense of humour []
Q: What kind of shoes do frogs prefer?A: "Open-toad" sandals...
Quote from: chris on 29/12/2015 08:52:10Q: What kind of shoes do frogs prefer?Alternative answer:"Flip-hops"
Q: What kind of shoes do frogs prefer?
Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny anty bodies!
Democracy 2020 Continued ''Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!Today on Jerry Springer Jan 2020:-'she had my love child, but is denying it and saying it's her husbands'Jerry: ''O.k so let welcome out Simon''''Jerry!'' ''Jerry!'' Jerry!''Jerry: ''you can sit there Simon, ok so you're Simon Smythenecj, can you tell us a little about your self and your situation?''Simon: ''Yes Jerry, thank you for having me, my situation is a bit complicated, I have been having a affair with a married women for a long time now, 6 months ago she gave birth to a baby and it was clearly mine, the date of conception for example was during a summit in Athens that we both attended''Jerry: ''Summit in Athens? can you tell us a little about what you do?''Simon: ''Yes I'm a member of the British Parliment, my actual title is the secretary of state of hoovering the lounge bar every other Wednesday and secound thursday respectively''Jerry: ''respectively? Respective to what?''Simon: "Respective to hoover bag availability, they cut my budget by 5% every week for the last two years, I believe I currently own the government about 2 million pounds, Thank God for hyper-mega-inflation! and 50% negative interest really dont see why it bothers people''Jerry: ''Righhttt, ok so you say that the women you had an affiar with in athens, has had your child.''Simon: ''Yes, it's quiet clearly mine''Jerry: ''Well, her husband doesn't agree! and he's here, So! Please welcome Jason Thryatski the secretary of state for arse kissing Neo-Enron.''''Come here! you mother fucjer!!! Vjgfn(scuffingly noises) sdflofn''JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!''Jerry: ''order! order!''Jerry: "Ok calm down, so what do you say about all this Jason?"Jason: "Well Jerry this is clearly a smear campaign"Jerry: "Why do you believe that?"Jason: "Well, the right honourable secretary of state of hoovering the lounge bar every other wednesday and secound thursday respectively, has always been envious of the fact that I have the safest seat in the country"Simon: "I would too, if arsed kissed neo-ENRON!"Jason: "That has nothing to do with it, you know as well as me, the amount of people that voted for me in the last election"Simon: "Yes, two hundred, ok go on about it some more!"Jerry Jerry Jerry!Not really sure how this joke ends, oh ofcourse, the blood test! JERRY JERRY JERRY!