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Offline JimBob

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« on: 04/10/2007 03:47:29 »
Rare Bird

 I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court, I noticed an
old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old
man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically
asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex
with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."


 

Offline kdlynn

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« Reply #1 on: 04/10/2007 03:50:44 »
note to self... do not read jokes while sipping pepsi
 

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« Reply #2 on: 04/10/2007 03:51:20 »
HAHA!  Very Funny!
 

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« Reply #3 on: 04/10/2007 04:48:36 »
LOL LOL
 

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« Reply #4 on: 04/10/2007 07:02:25 »
 :D
 

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