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What is your porn name?
« on: 30/06/2004 09:31:48 »
This is always a funny one... all you have to do is take your pets name and combine it with your mothers maiden name... mine is class:

Behold -->BUSTER WILLIS!


 

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Re: What is your porn name?
« Reply #1 on: 30/06/2004 14:44:54 »
According to the porn name generator website, mine's Harry Shaft.  (I don't have a good one by your method)

However, I've always been partial to the name I thought of years ago:  Biff Wellington.



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« Reply #2 on: 30/06/2004 14:58:16 »
Hello Richard... so you have been on the net then...why haven't I had an email yet?!! I thought you worked it out by combining the name of your second name with the name of your pet/teddy bear, in which case yours would be Eddy Buster (or Teddy Buster which sounds a bit dodge!). Mine would be Susan Ziggy.

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« Reply #3 on: 30/06/2004 17:15:34 »
'Pepper Newmark ' as per Exodus method

' Oh God Oh Yes Oh God Oh God Oh Yeeeeeeeeeesssssssss Oh Gaaawwwwwwwwwwwwddddddddd' as per wifeys method !!!;)

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« Reply #4 on: 01/07/2004 03:44:19 »
I would be Genki Crawford by the exodus method but thing Magic Johnson would sound better

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Re: What is your porn name?
« Reply #5 on: 02/07/2004 05:34:02 »
quote:
Originally posted by Claire

Hello Richard... so you have been on the net then...why haven't I had an email yet?!!



I was waiting for the email you promised me... :( lol And you can't complain because i wrote you a proper letter, not a crappy email.

Not been able to get on very much as the old internet cafes are not very cheap! As promised though, i will try and be on here more in the next week or so!
 

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« Reply #6 on: 02/07/2004 06:09:12 »
Mine is Mustaffah Shag.

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Re: What is your porn name?
« Reply #7 on: 02/07/2004 11:57:01 »
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Originally posted by Exodus

quote:
Originally posted by Claire

Hello Richard... so you have been on the net then...why haven't I had an email yet?!!



I was waiting for the email you promised me... :( lol And you can't complain because i wrote you a proper letter, not a crappy email.

Not been able to get on very much as the old internet cafes are not very cheap! As promised though, i will try and be on here more in the next week or so!





OOOH....a dometstic before our very eyes !!  *smirk*

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Re: What is your porn name?
« Reply #8 on: 02/07/2004 15:46:57 »
It'd help if you gave us the link ! (or did you already?)

Maybe you can do it for me, my mother's maiden name is Paterson and my pets' names are Lulu, Boris, Max and Phoebe

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« Reply #9 on: 03/07/2004 03:30:11 »
quote:
Originally posted by neilep

quote:
Originally posted by Exodus

quote:
Originally posted by Claire

Hello Richard... so you have been on the net then...why haven't I had an email yet?!!



I was waiting for the email you promised me... :( lol And you can't complain because i wrote you a proper letter, not a crappy email.

Not been able to get on very much as the old internet cafes are not very cheap! As promised though, i will try and be on here more in the next week or so!





OOOH....a dometstic before our very eyes !!  *smirk*

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'



a domestic? lol...
 

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« Reply #10 on: 03/07/2004 04:25:11 »
quote:
Originally posted by Quantumcat

It'd help if you gave us the link ! (or did you already?)

Maybe you can do it for me, my mother's maiden name is Paterson and my pets' names are Lulu, Boris, Max and Phoebe

Am I dead? Am I alive? I'm both!




i'd suggest the use of Lulu
 

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« Reply #11 on: 03/07/2004 15:00:51 »
I don't know about this one.  Catina Papapanagiotou.  Not very sexy.
 

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« Reply #12 on: 03/07/2004 18:28:04 »
quote:
Originally posted by bezoar

I don't know about this one.  Catina Papapanagiotou.  Not very sexy.



OOOOOHH !!!!..that's got me going !!:D

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« Reply #13 on: 04/07/2004 06:26:20 »
quote:
Originally posted by bezoar

I don't know about this one.  Catina Papapanagiotou.  Not very sexy.



thats pretty cool!!!
Neil, calm down ;)
 

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« Reply #14 on: 16/08/2004 00:24:39 »
Odyn Sykes.  Yikes.
 

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« Reply #15 on: 17/08/2004 18:25:42 »
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Originally posted by Donnah

Odyn Sykes.  Yikes.




Sounds more like a super villain to me!
 

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« Reply #16 on: 20/08/2004 16:09:27 »
Link???

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« Reply #17 on: 20/08/2004 18:55:52 »
Sorry QT, don't follow?
 

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« Reply #18 on: 11/09/2004 14:23:52 »
BlackJack Knowles?  oh my.
 

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« Reply #19 on: 11/09/2004 20:55:18 »
Where did I get this one from? Aerosabre.

Just after my first conversion experience my old wicked friend asked me to make porn with his girlfriend, gothic punks... I expressed my inspired heart, and he expressed his hedonisitic one, mmm, that's life. He has become nicer over the years though. I thought she'd be a fat ugly blond too, but one of them Electra, was a doll.

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« Reply #20 on: 11/09/2004 23:03:36 »
Prepare yourself for the most underwhelming adult entertainment to appear on DVD in years. Experience the heat of legends as you've never seen them before. Indulge your carnal pleasures with this full length orgasmic double feature of the Dr. Seuss classics, "Fox in Socks" and "A Wocket In My Pocket" starring..... Pup Ballew.

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What is your porn name?
« Reply #21 on: 15/01/2008 19:47:38 »
Apache Lucil right here. . . right now. . .
 

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What is your porn name?
« Reply #22 on: 15/01/2008 20:50:20 »
Tikki Topham-xxxxx
 

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« Reply #23 on: 16/01/2008 17:31:46 »
Weird.
 

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Re: What is your porn name?
« Reply #24 on: 18/08/2014 23:14:06 »
LOL, takes me back to my playful university gaming years. I used to do this with the porn star name generator on newbielink:http://theporndude.com/ [nonactive] with my best buddies in the dorm building(man, best time of my life). Entering my first name ‘David’ in it, porn actorwise, I would be known as 'Rimmer David'. I always thought it sounded 'homo' like hell :D

BTW, anybody know 80-90's porn star Ron Jeremy? He's like THE guy that's know for doing adult(kinda like hugh heffner is for softcore material). I wonder if that's his real first/last name or would it just be totally made up too? Funny that R.J. is still 'in the business' and 'acting' with young sluts the whole week. It's a micracle that he didn't catch any serious diseases or aids with the amount of pornstars that he did the past 30-50 years. The guy sure had 'the american adult dream'. Using your cock to become a millionaire. I think only Hugh Heffer can say the same thing :D Those dudes experienced heaven on earth. Nobody is gonna say the words 'he's better off now, when one of them is dead' :D

Did you also see Ron's Miley Cyrus ‘wrecking ball’ 'sex' parody imitation? I guess only his reputation is still getting him laid, if you see his face, but I spilled my tea, when I saw it on youtube. Pretty hilarious :D

 

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