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« Reply #425 on: 04/08/2008 14:54:06 »
Forty pound tail? You're having fun
Perhaps you should pin it on your male!

If I pinned it on my male, my forty pound tail,
would the fun we'd begun grow stale?
 

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« Reply #426 on: 04/08/2008 16:36:14 »
Not just stale, but green and manky,
You'd need another paper hankie.
 

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« Reply #427 on: 04/08/2008 17:12:34 »
I think it would go green and orange.
 

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« Reply #428 on: 04/08/2008 19:54:28 »
A paper hankie,yes Perhaps, unless
the green and orange did dance!

You think it would go green and orange?
I must weigh the facts!

 

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« Reply #429 on: 04/08/2008 20:53:58 »
Weigh the facts? Oh don't be silly,
As I once said to uncle Willy,
"Tell the truth, don't be a liar,
Or we will throw you on the fire"
 

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« Reply #430 on: 04/08/2008 21:14:26 »
No one found a rhyme for orange,
Go hang yourself upon a door hinge!
 

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« Reply #431 on: 04/08/2008 21:49:29 »
As a rhyme, that's really bad.
Hang on, you're a chemist. That means you're mad.
 

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« Reply #432 on: 04/08/2008 22:02:43 »
Yes, you'll find I'm totally barking,
Help my bunsen burners sparking.
 

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« Reply #433 on: 04/08/2008 23:52:03 »
Barking mad and very cranky,
How about some hanky-panky?

 ;D
 

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« Reply #434 on: 02/09/2008 00:59:21 »
Hanky Panky and watch out for Spanky!
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« Reply #435 on: 03/09/2008 20:26:36 »
Sparks are near my oxygen tank...EEE!
 

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« Reply #436 on: 03/09/2008 21:30:06 »
 If sparkin you are doing then, be sure you are not....
 

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« Reply #437 on: 03/09/2008 21:32:17 »
The flames, the flames are getting hot.
 

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« Reply #438 on: 03/09/2008 21:36:01 »
The flames, the flames are getting hot.

The flames, the flames are getting hot,
I ate a curry and my intestines a knot
With a rim of fire though I'd rather not
I fear my arse, will be a hot bot !
 

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« Reply #439 on: 03/09/2008 21:41:47 »
Not as hot as me with my exploding tank,
I think it must have been a prank.
To make a hole in my bunsen pipe
 

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« Reply #440 on: 03/09/2008 21:47:50 »
I'd explode when inside a tank
Instead I erupt when having a ..... ??
 

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« Reply #441 on: 03/09/2008 21:49:30 »

crank, you suggest I dare not say,
If you are having an explosive day!



To make a hole in my bunsen pipe,
for a vent as your bot smells ripe!
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« Reply #442 on: 03/09/2008 22:23:32 »
Time for me to go to bed.
To rest my thick and weary head.
 

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« Reply #443 on: 03/09/2008 22:28:00 »
So say goodnight, and dream good plight,

and rest shall come your way...

Have fun this week and watch for geeks,

and we'll see you again, MONDAY!
 

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« Reply #444 on: 03/09/2008 22:28:54 »
Time for me to go to bed.
To rest my thick and weary head.


Night Night La Shaz, sleep well and dream
Was fun tonight, if ewe know what I mean ?



night night !
 

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« Reply #445 on: 06/09/2008 20:19:13 »
Can anyone cook a Jeruselum Artichoke,
I cooked it tonight and it was a real joke.
It tasted so bitter and a little bit sharp
I nearly killed the kids, they'd be plucking on harps.
 

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« Reply #446 on: 07/09/2008 23:39:46 »
I ran into the pizzaman today
He fell apart between the olive and the onion
"So sorry" I said
As I stepped upon his anchovy head
"T'was an accident " I said
Too late........he's dead
And thus endeth the pizzaman
T'was good pizza.......man !



rote buy mee....age twelf !
 

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« Reply #447 on: 07/09/2008 23:41:24 »
I ran into the pizzaman today
He fell apart between the olive and the onion
"So sorry" I said
As I stepped upon his anchovy head
"T'was an accident " I said
Too late........he's dead
And thus endeth the pizzaman
T'was good pizza.......man !



rote buy mee....age twelf !


LOL LOL LOL funny Sheepy aka Neil
 

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« Reply #448 on: 07/09/2008 23:46:46 »
Why thank ewe Rosalind
For the words ewe have seen
Were written by me
Before I was teen

And now it is plain
That age hits this Neil
That all of my words
Are over the hill !!
 

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« Reply #449 on: 08/09/2008 00:34:54 »
NO! Over the Heel In those Prada's I say...
What makes that sheep so fun anyway???
Give him a bag to go with his shoes..
and he will come back...And sing us some Blues..

Maybe some Texas or West coast Blues.....
Just watch him go in those Cool Prada Shoes!
Sing it, sing it... "The Sheepy Prada Blues"
 

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