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improving the taste of semen...
« on: 13/04/2003 23:53:06 »
I've heard that consuming things such as pineapple and lemon can improve the taste of semen whereas products such as coffee, alcohol and dairy products make it less pallatable... Is there any truth in this?


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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #1 on: 17/04/2003 04:51:18 »
How on earth could you conduct a scientific study on this?
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #2 on: 17/04/2003 12:06:55 »
You often read this claim, mostly in womens' magazines, that you can subtly influence the flavour of semen by eating different things. I honestly don't agree. My own feeling is that since urine and semen pass along the same tube, depending upon how recently the guy passed urine, and how concentrated it was, the flavour of the semen may be tainted by the residual urine. If the guy has been drinking a lot of fluids and the urine is very dilute then it will be less strongly flavoured and hence alter the flavour of the semen less. Dark, highly concentrated urine, on the other hand, will be strong tasting (I contend, I've not tried it !) and hence alter the flavour a lot. I'm sure that this has more to do with the 'taste' of what men produce, than what they eat. Please correct me if you know better, but as Donnah says, how are you going to do a scientific study ?

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #3 on: 17/04/2003 23:43:07 »
oh well, me and my fellow male housemates drink pineapple juice by the carton to keep tasting good... If you are a diabetic does this mean you'll have sweeter semen? ;)

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #4 on: 18/04/2003 12:36:46 »
You really should get some girls over to your house matey rather than drink each others 'products' all day. Then you wouldn't need pineapple juice ;)
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #5 on: 24/06/2003 16:51:13 »
[V]you could do it but you would need to find people/animals to join in.
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #6 on: 24/06/2003 18:54:12 »
Animals?

thats wrong!
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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #7 on: 27/06/2003 04:52:06 »
every scientific endeavor has a goal at the end...so what is your purpose for such? (I am already amused by this topic)
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #8 on: 27/06/2003 21:50:59 »
B-a-a-a-a!
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #9 on: 29/08/2003 03:23:18 »
If you have a problem with the taste, try rinsing your mouth out with a strong mouth wash before having an opportunity to ...well...taste it. The mouth wash should over power the other sensation. I really can not believe I had occasion to type that.
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #10 on: 30/08/2003 03:52:05 »
But did you have the occasion to test it for yourself?  How did you happen to come across this tidbit of information?  I can hardly imagine a semen taste test anywhere.  Don't tell me -- you read it somewhere.  I don't want to know where, either.

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« Reply #11 on: 30/08/2003 05:32:36 »
Rest easy Bezoar, I didn't read it anywhere, I heard it on a T.V. show! Hmmm I guess that is not much different eh? I heard it, I passed the info along...I plead the fifth on everything else!<smile>
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #12 on: 30/08/2003 07:28:27 »
I've READ that the more exposure to this, the more tolerable it becomes. Like an aquired taste thing. I wrote it down and then read it. I believe everything I read. So, spread the word. And please, tell my girlfriend.

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #13 on: 30/08/2003 08:20:11 »
You blokes should stop reading your girlfriends Cosmopolitan magazines. They only print those articles to tease you. Hehehehehehehe
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #14 on: 31/08/2003 00:03:35 »
Hey Ians Daddy...I heard a joke once that said jewlery helps!
 

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« Reply #15 on: 31/08/2003 05:16:54 »
Hahahahaha....I love that. I'll be telling that one. Thanks.
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #16 on: 01/09/2003 00:32:40 »
You beat me to it. I was going to say that a bunch of flowers seems to improve the flavour no end...

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #17 on: 01/09/2003 03:28:40 »
A new car makes a dramatic difference.

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #18 on: 03/09/2003 15:35:30 »
Ha ha ha!!!!!!

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #19 on: 04/03/2004 10:52:06 »
Don't ask me.......http://www.semenex.com/home.html

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #20 on: 05/03/2004 01:27:27 »
What?  No more jewelry?
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #21 on: 05/03/2004 19:09:01 »
Honestly !!!...the trouble us blokes go to, to woo you with fine flavoured natural goods !!!..and you want a pair of ear rings too !!.....or dare I say....a necklace ?.....[:I][:I][:I][:I]

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #22 on: 06/03/2004 06:26:46 »
That's a good start.
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #23 on: 07/03/2004 23:06:58 »
Let's see, the necklace can hang from the rear-view mirror and.....

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #24 on: 10/03/2004 22:08:10 »
quote:
Originally posted by Broca

Hey Ians Daddy...I heard a joke once that said jewlery helps!



When I read that I couldn't work out how a prince Albert would help the situation  lol
 

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