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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #25 on: 21/03/2004 05:43:08 »
I was in the same situation as montana...glad I'm not the only one that dense!!!


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« Reply #26 on: 21/03/2004 05:47:27 »
Oh the things we will go to, in order to pretend to be being "scientific" this thread is a bit of a stretch.... but hey, its fun.  I think everyone's heard the rumor about fruit juices etc.  I agree with nekid that it probably has more to do with what was in the urethra before hand.  However in that case foods could definately have an impact.  Besides the hydration/dehydration factor (which will probably be the biggest influence as naked pointed out) there can also be trace amounts of glucose, and has anyone ever noticed that their urine gets a really odd almost sweet odor when they're drinking coffee (even if you're not really that dehydrated from the caffeen yet?) ok, I probably just shared too much (sorry its late)

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #27 on: 31/03/2004 22:29:07 »
Bag it and bin it unless your into strange foods. Whats wrong with a chocolate flavoured condom anyway? Neat and tidy disposal is far less messy. I am sure there will be many arguments on how nutricious it is.

I have a bad taste in my mouth I think I will go and brush my teeth.
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #28 on: 01/04/2004 01:43:08 »
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Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

Oh the things we will go to, in order to pretend to be being "scientific" this thread is a bit of a stretch.... but hey, its fun.  I think everyone's heard the rumor about fruit juices etc.  I agree with nekid that it probably has more to do with what was in the urethra before hand.  However in that case foods could definately have an impact.  Besides the hydration/dehydration factor (which will probably be the biggest influence as naked pointed out) there can also be trace amounts of glucose, and has anyone ever noticed that their urine gets a really odd almost sweet odor when they're drinking coffee (even if you're not really that dehydrated from the caffeen yet?) ok, I probably just shared too much (sorry its late)

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Nah mate, i am with you on this one, i had a p*ss last week after a particularly hardcore curry the night before and it smelt spicy!!!

there's truth in it.

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #29 on: 01/04/2004 07:02:56 »
MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #30 on: 01/04/2004 12:52:53 »
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Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!



Once you've had your first curry, there's no turning back!!! They just end up getting hotter.[}:)]

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #31 on: 01/04/2004 16:14:42 »
I love Indian curry!  There's a restaurant near my house that is fantastic.  I've been there with a friend from India who also loves their food.  His take on it was that it is too good: "You would die if you ate this way all the time."  He's probably right, but wow! what a way to go!

I don't know how it affects the taste of semen, and don't have anyone to help with a taste test. :(

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« Reply #32 on: 01/04/2004 19:32:43 »
I'll get right on that research for you tweener so you don't have to worry about it!  I'm just finishing up my grant proposal now.  I wonder if the Fisher Scientiffic Catalog has prostitutes in it??  they seem to have everything else.

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #33 on: 01/04/2004 22:25:18 »
quote:
Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!



I'm sure you'll soon become totally involved in the male curry culture and start doing things like storing the toilet paper in the fridge (in preparation for the fall out the next morning) before going out for an evening that you know will end in curry   ;)
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #34 on: 01/04/2004 22:35:57 »
in the fridge huh??  odes that make it more comfortable??  I'm intriuged!! (and I can't spell)

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #35 on: 02/04/2004 23:26:45 »
apparently cold toilet paper soothes hot areas, I don't wish to cast aspersions but I don't know of any females to partake of this peculiarity
 

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« Reply #36 on: 03/04/2004 00:44:18 »
Can't say I know ANYONE who does this.....until now[^]

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« Reply #37 on: 05/04/2004 04:07:31 »
Who wants to "soothe" a hot area?  The hotter the better I always say!

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #38 on: 31/03/2004 22:29:07 »
Bag it and bin it unless your into strange foods. Whats wrong with a chocolate flavoured condom anyway? Neat and tidy disposal is far less messy. I am sure there will be many arguments on how nutricious it is.

I have a bad taste in my mouth I think I will go and brush my teeth.
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #39 on: 01/04/2004 01:43:08 »
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Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

Oh the things we will go to, in order to pretend to be being "scientific" this thread is a bit of a stretch.... but hey, its fun.  I think everyone's heard the rumor about fruit juices etc.  I agree with nekid that it probably has more to do with what was in the urethra before hand.  However in that case foods could definately have an impact.  Besides the hydration/dehydration factor (which will probably be the biggest influence as naked pointed out) there can also be trace amounts of glucose, and has anyone ever noticed that their urine gets a really odd almost sweet odor when they're drinking coffee (even if you're not really that dehydrated from the caffeen yet?) ok, I probably just shared too much (sorry its late)

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Nah mate, i am with you on this one, i had a p*ss last week after a particularly hardcore curry the night before and it smelt spicy!!!

there's truth in it.

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #40 on: 01/04/2004 07:02:56 »
MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #41 on: 01/04/2004 12:52:53 »
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Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

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Once you've had your first curry, there's no turning back!!! They just end up getting hotter.[}:)]

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« Reply #42 on: 01/04/2004 16:14:42 »
I love Indian curry!  There's a restaurant near my house that is fantastic.  I've been there with a friend from India who also loves their food.  His take on it was that it is too good: "You would die if you ate this way all the time."  He's probably right, but wow! what a way to go!

I don't know how it affects the taste of semen, and don't have anyone to help with a taste test. :(

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« Reply #43 on: 01/04/2004 19:32:43 »
I'll get right on that research for you tweener so you don't have to worry about it!  I'm just finishing up my grant proposal now.  I wonder if the Fisher Scientiffic Catalog has prostitutes in it??  they seem to have everything else.

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #44 on: 01/04/2004 22:25:18 »
quote:
Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!



I'm sure you'll soon become totally involved in the male curry culture and start doing things like storing the toilet paper in the fridge (in preparation for the fall out the next morning) before going out for an evening that you know will end in curry   ;)
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #45 on: 01/04/2004 22:35:57 »
in the fridge huh??  odes that make it more comfortable??  I'm intriuged!! (and I can't spell)

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #46 on: 02/04/2004 23:26:45 »
apparently cold toilet paper soothes hot areas, I don't wish to cast aspersions but I don't know of any females to partake of this peculiarity
 

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« Reply #47 on: 03/04/2004 00:44:18 »
Can't say I know ANYONE who does this.....until now[^]

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« Last Edit: 04/04/2004 22:21:46 by MayoFlyFarmer »
 

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« Reply #48 on: 05/04/2004 04:07:31 »
Who wants to "soothe" a hot area?  The hotter the better I always say!

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #49 on: 29/05/2004 16:25:28 »
Ok, so anyone have any faith in reports of "health benefits of swallowing semen?"  

I think I've found some reputable sources that say yes, if she is willing to do so more than three times a week.  (BBC, REDBOOK, GALLOP)

It's not just the nutrition... she could eat other things...  but some powerful chemicals that increase the health of the receiver (makes sense from an evolutionary development point of view).

I guess this isn't the thread for this... but it's close.

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