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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #50 on: 02/07/2004 06:52:10 »
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Ok, so anyone have any faith in reports of "health benefits of swallowing semen?"  

I think I've found some reputable sources that say yes, if she is willing to do so more than three times a week.  (BBC, REDBOOK, GALLOP)

It's not just the nutrition... she could eat other things...  but some powerful chemicals that increase the health of the receiver (makes sense from an evolutionary development point of view).

I guess this isn't the thread for this... but it's close.

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #51 on: 02/07/2004 18:00:18 »
If it does beCUM available on the NHS...I don't mind being farmed !! (errrr...that's dependent on the method of extraction of course !!)

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #52 on: 15/08/2004 23:41:16 »
Well Neil, if it's the same as bulls, they stuff a vibrating probe up your butt and turn a dial up and down until you bellow and fill the test tube while the people in the room laugh.  Sound good?
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #53 on: 17/08/2004 22:17:04 »
I think i would suggest they stick to the more traditional methods... probably get a better yield!
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #54 on: 17/08/2004 22:32:31 »
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I think i would suggest they stick to the more traditional methods... probably get a better yield!



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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #55 on: 21/08/2004 17:05:27 »
BLASPHEMY!!

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #56 on: 22/09/2004 01:09:16 »
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Originally posted by toroughguy


It's not just the nutrition... she could eat other things...  but some powerful chemicals that increase the health of the receiver (makes sense from an evolutionary development point of view).





I don't see how it would make sense from an evolutionary pint of view.  Females who prefer to plesure their mates by oral methods versus vaginal should be selected AGAINST.  
I feel like such a nerd writing this!

p.s.  I don't select against any for of....uh..... nevermind....

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #57 on: 22/09/2004 03:35:55 »
Another way of looking at this situation is that the first shot of semen contains the old and decrepit sperms.  If the female really wants the good stuff she needs to get the old stuff out of the way.  Then if the male can't get it up for the second round, maybe he's not all that virile in the first place and the female needs to keep looking.  If the male does get it up again, then the load is going to be nice and fresh!

Just a theory. Might need lots of testing to prove or disprove.  :D

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #58 on: 22/09/2004 11:03:04 »
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Originally posted by tweener

Another way of looking at this situation is that the first shot of semen contains the old and decrepit sperms.  If the female really wants the good stuff she needs to get the old stuff out of the way.  Then if the male can't get it up for the second round, maybe he's not all that virile in the first place and the female needs to keep looking.  If the male does get it up again, then the load is going to be nice and fresh!

Just a theory. Might need lots of testing to prove or disprove.  :D

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #59 on: 22/09/2004 17:10:35 »
Ok, we'll lock you and tweener in a lab togther and you two can study this.... together..... all you want :D

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #60 on: 22/09/2004 17:47:39 »
errr !!!....well.....a mouths a mouth I suppose !!!.....forget that, scrap that, ignore that !!!

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #61 on: 28/09/2004 04:29:06 »
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errr !!!....well.....a mouths a mouth I suppose !!!.....forget that, scrap that, ignore that !!!

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Definitely scrap that idea!

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #62 on: 28/09/2004 06:36:14 »
did you plan to add something to that tweener???  or just love echos that much??? [8D]

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #63 on: 28/09/2004 21:43:58 »
I did add something to that.  I don't know where it went though.  Basically I was saying "Definitely scrap that idea!"

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #64 on: 30/09/2004 13:32:34 »
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...I don't see how it would make sense from an evolutionary pint of view.  Females who prefer to plesure their mates by oral methods versus vaginal should be selected AGAINST....



Au contrair MFF. A female who is skilled in the art of pleasing her man with oral culture is a female indeed! She can have her pick of the male gene pool and reproduce to her heart's content. I just wish more women understood that.
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #65 on: 30/09/2004 15:04:19 »
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She can have her pick of the male gene pool and reproduce to her heart's content. I just wish more women understood that.



I don't know too many women who WANT to reproduce to tehir heart's conent.  
But that is a good point.
The only problem I see with it is that we're going in circles, we started with the men evolving to have better tasting semen so that the women would mate with them.  Now its the women wanting the men to mate with them.  I dunno..... its too early in the morning for me.  I'll think about it after I've had some coffee and played with my flies.

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #66 on: 30/09/2004 18:18:36 »
Well, this thread has gone in several circles already. But to get back to the original question: How to improve oneself. I can only offer a "don't" for this. Many years ago, a lady-friend would tell me when I had been drinking beer. As a college student, I did do that, frequently. She claimed it made me taste bitter. I suppose it may have been the hops. At any rate, being anxious to, err, taste non-bitter, I gave up beer on date-days, which was a sacrifice, I must admit. But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #67 on: 30/09/2004 23:50:44 »
C'mon, I'd rather have the beer. When is this thread gunna die.
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #68 on: 01/10/2004 08:55:32 »
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Originally posted by roberth

C'mon, I'd rather have the beer. When is this thread gunna die.



I suppose we could always sterilise this thread
:)...actually, that just got me thinking....and please excuse my ignorance here, but when a blokey has a vasectomy, he does still err..'cum' doesn't he ?...so , what has the vasectomy done to his little tads ?......


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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #69 on: 01/10/2004 15:34:39 »
Neil, rest assured that a vasectomy doesn't change anything noticeable.  Just the little swimmers can't get out of their nest to cause trouble, and they only make up about 1% of the total volume.

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #70 on: 08/10/2004 01:00:44 »
I cannot believe that for as long as I've been gone, this thread is still active.  You guys never quit.
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #71 on: 09/10/2004 10:44:35 »
well they say its something thats always on a guys mind (not vasectomies however)...
 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #72 on: 09/10/2004 18:21:46 »
For some reason I tend to start losing my sight when I visit this thread and my palms become hirsute !!

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #73 on: 13/10/2004 22:58:15 »
i found this picture of a mans brain...


 

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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #74 on: 14/10/2004 23:03:00 »
Exodus, that's freaking awesome! I love it! Where did you get it?
 

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